"PS I got shot by Ray again" is basically the best way to end a e-mail.
ghede » neu7 months ago
I'm going to start ending all my e-mails like that.
deimosrising » pro1 years ago
I eagerly await a flashback to the first time
baryonyx » neu7 months ago
Do Yahoo? I am Yahoo.
biddlebubbly » neu1 years ago
I always wondered why the alt text says "Ray is 9600 baud". What does Ray's sad old modem have to do with this? Maybe it was supposed to say Beef is 9600 baud.
stuart » neu10 months ago
Maybe Beef is not 9600 baud! Why the hell does he not use this more often? THEORY: Outside the hospital, Beef does not own a WAP.
untilyouaresonude » pro1 years ago
Isn't Beef's Mom horrible? Why would she be big on e-mail?
aaron_haynes » pro1 years ago
I've read this strip a hundred times and that only just now occurred to me as well.
alejandroadam » neu1 years ago
I guess time's have changed. but then why does he live with Grandma K.?
_cheesekayke » pro11 months ago
It was not yet established that Beef was from Circumstances.
riazm » neu6 months ago
ACHEWOOD CONTINUITY POLICE
Although we have no firm evidence to refute your claim, the ACPD would like to put forward the following for your consideration:
In this strip we hear Beef say that he doesn't like guns, now I know this isn't much to go on, but could it not be supposed that the reason for this fear is this strip? The very strip which exposed Beef's circumstances for the first time?
Its all purely...circumstantial, but I put forward that Beef WAS from Circumstances at this point. if not publicly, then certainly in Onstad's mind.
tombsgrave » neu1 years ago
He has the power of modems. Presumably others as well.
deancain29 » pro1 years ago
best sign off to an email. I promise to sign my next one off like this.
m3funkyb » neu1 years ago
I just realized that Ray is still in the Sopranos character in this script.
pwb » neu1 years ago
Dr. Andreti's first appearance?
unfun » neu1 years ago
I love Philippe in this one.
awko » neu11 months ago
Not only does he have a passable wireless internet connection, he also has a word processor.
stuart » neu3 months ago
Or he could just have the ASCII set and the TCP handshakes for Sendmail memorized.
gormster » neu11 months ago
What "ferrous material"? Bullets are made from lead! This doctor is clearly a quack.
honesttom » neu11 months ago
Also, I don't believe it's possible for a spine to become a modem.
gormster » neu10 months ago
That too!
philosophe » pro7 months ago
they make steel shot too
tekende » pro9 months ago
"No one in science would" makes this a five for me.
jack » neu9 months ago
This is one of the most reasonable things Pat has ever said.
windfish » neu7 months ago
Now, when I see an action movie, I am going to imagine that everybody who gets shot is, instead of dying, receiving a wireless internet router in his spine. This will either immensely improve or ruin action movies for me forever.
crumpetsandtea » neu7 months ago
"Not again, Beef! I told you that boy was trouble!"
deusoma » neu6 months ago
Since it seems to be popular, I'll put forward that I hear Dr. Andretti as Michael Dorn. He can be as authoritative as all hell, and anyone who's played Fallout 2 knows he can do sarcastic.
professorhazard » neu4 months ago
George Clooney.
littlefatdog » pro5 months ago
Nobody has acknowledged that solely from this strip we know Beef's full name is "Roasted Beef". Until now.
hrm » neu5 months ago
Has Beef ever used this ability beyond this strip?
dovey » neu5 months ago
No, because the connection is way too slow for him to be bothered with it.
pzukowski » pro4 months ago
Tough way to get Wi-Fi, but a minor miracle of lead-based technology, eh?
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Although we have no firm evidence to refute your claim, the ACPD would like to put forward the following for your consideration:
In this strip we hear Beef say that he doesn't like guns, now I know this isn't much to go on, but could it not be supposed that the reason for this fear is this strip? The very strip which exposed Beef's circumstances for the first time?
Its all purely...circumstantial, but I put forward that Beef WAS from Circumstances at this point. if not publicly, then certainly in Onstad's mind.
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