"PS I got shot by Ray again" is basically the best way to end a e-mail.
deimosrising » pro2 years ago
I eagerly await a flashback to the first time
baryonyx » neu1 years ago
Do Yahoo? I am Yahoo.
chloraloner » neu10 months ago
Explains how he could bang a website.
biddlebubbly » neu2 years ago
I always wondered why the alt text says "Ray is 9600 baud". What does Ray's sad old modem have to do with this? Maybe it was supposed to say Beef is 9600 baud.
stuart » neu1 years ago
Maybe Beef is not 9600 baud! Why the hell does he not use this more often? THEORY: Outside the hospital, Beef does not own a WAP.
untilyouaresonude » pro2 years ago
Isn't Beef's Mom horrible? Why would she be big on e-mail?
aaron_haynes » pro2 years ago
I've read this strip a hundred times and that only just now occurred to me as well.
alejandroadam » neu2 years ago
I guess time's have changed. but then why does he live with Grandma K.?
_cheesekayke » pro1 years ago
It was not yet established that Beef was from Circumstances.
riazm » neu1 years ago
ACHEWOOD CONTINUITY POLICE
Although we have no firm evidence to refute your claim, the ACPD would like to put forward the following for your consideration:
In this strip we hear Beef say that he doesn't like guns, now I know this isn't much to go on, but could it not be supposed that the reason for this fear is this strip? The very strip which exposed Beef's circumstances for the first time?
Its all purely...circumstantial, but I put forward that Beef WAS from Circumstances at this point. if not publicly, then certainly in Onstad's mind.
tangles » neu10 months ago
as a self-professed achewood-o-phile, you could not pay me enough to sign up to the ACPD.
bhlaab » neu6 months ago
i thought she died when she was shot
riazm » neu6 months ago
ACHEWOOD CONTINUITY POLICE
The last known sighting of Corliss Kazenzakis was in this comic:
http://achewood.com/index.php?date=06202008
She did not appear to be dead, or shot.
mystkmanat » neu3 months ago
She shot Beef's dad, she didn't get shot.
mystkmanat » neu9 months ago
She's a neglectful meth addict. It seems highly suspect that she would care about email, or even remember her son's former Halloween costumes.
tripleg » neu7 months ago
of course horrible people have e-mail. who do you think forwards chain letters? even the homeless guys on my old street had email
tombsgrave » neu2 years ago
He has the power of modems. Presumably others as well.
deancain29 » pro2 years ago
best sign off to an email. I promise to sign my next one off like this.
m3funkyb » neu2 years ago
I just realized that Ray is still in the Sopranos character in this script.
pwb » neu1 years ago
Dr. Andreti's first appearance?
unfun » neu1 years ago
I love Philippe in this one.
awko » neu1 years ago
Not only does he have a passable wireless internet connection, he also has a word processor.
stuart » neu1 years ago
Or he could just have the ASCII set and the TCP handshakes for Sendmail memorized.
gormster » neu1 years ago
What "ferrous material"? Bullets are made from lead! This doctor is clearly a quack.
honesttom » neu1 years ago
Also, I don't believe it's possible for a spine to become a modem.
gormster » neu1 years ago
That too!
philosophe » pro1 years ago
they make steel shot too
scorpio_nadir » neu1 months ago
The bullet was at least 50% ironic.
CAN'T YOU SEE?
tekende » pro1 years ago
"No one in science would" makes this a five for me.
jack » neu1 years ago
This is one of the most reasonable things Pat has ever said.
hateandwar » neu7 months ago
Pat says reasonable things all the time. They're horrible, but a lot of his gripes aren't totally unreasonable.
It probably says something to me that I kind of identify and sympathize with Pat, doesn't it?
windfish » neu1 years ago
Now, when I see an action movie, I am going to imagine that everybody who gets shot is, instead of dying, receiving a wireless internet router in his spine. This will either immensely improve or ruin action movies for me forever.
crumpetsandtea » neu1 years ago
"Not again, Beef! I told you that boy was trouble!"
deusoma » neu1 years ago
Since it seems to be popular, I'll put forward that I hear Dr. Andretti as Michael Dorn. He can be as authoritative as all hell, and anyone who's played Fallout 2 knows he can do sarcastic.
professorhazard » neu1 years ago
George Clooney.
littlefatdog » pro1 years ago
Nobody has acknowledged that solely from this strip we know Beef's full name is "Roasted Beef". Until now.
crumpetsandtea » neu7 months ago
I believe the Doctor has misread, his full name is Cassandra "Roast Beef" Kazenzakis.
hrm » neu1 years ago
Has Beef ever used this ability beyond this strip?
dovey » neu1 years ago
No, because the connection is way too slow for him to be bothered with it.
pzukowski » pro1 years ago
Tough way to get Wi-Fi, but a minor miracle of lead-based technology, eh?
arella_dawn » neu9 months ago
Poor Beef, always gentle toward others and not placing blame
desert_donkey » neu7 months ago
i got beef with this strip. there were no modems around when Beef was 6.
random_shorts » neu3 months ago
I'm going to postulate that you were rated lame for using "beef" to refer to both the character and your issue (capitalization not-withstanding).
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(marked lame by tttt2, antecen, mystkmanat)
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Although we have no firm evidence to refute your claim, the ACPD would like to put forward the following for your consideration:
In this strip we hear Beef say that he doesn't like guns, now I know this isn't much to go on, but could it not be supposed that the reason for this fear is this strip? The very strip which exposed Beef's circumstances for the first time?
Its all purely...circumstantial, but I put forward that Beef WAS from Circumstances at this point. if not publicly, then certainly in Onstad's mind.
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The last known sighting of Corliss Kazenzakis was in this comic:
http://achewood.com/index.php?date=06202008
She did not appear to be dead, or shot.
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CAN'T YOU SEE?
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It probably says something to me that I kind of identify and sympathize with Pat, doesn't it?
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