Paternity Leave, Day One

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I've had this mouse for 4 years and shit's never let me down.

werd brosef.

Too right. It's those wonderful side buttons for going "back" and "foreward" on the internet!

Ya'll some nerds.

Is this your most often comment?

Yeah. Kind of a catch phrase.

It's never malicious, but I always mean it.

I've cleaned my nails under lamps like that. They work well.

Your nails? Or the lamp?

Usually one after the other but both.

nice to see where it all happens.

Pisses all over the Disney studios.

congrats on the baby (I know this was over 2 years ago)

A birthday the day after mine. For that, I give it a 5.

On Pi Day, even.

on this day, chris got a baby. also on this day, i bought myself a delicious pumpkin pie.

Was it honest-cooked?

it tasted as such.

i am glad to see that i am not the only person who celebrates pi day!

I felt so quirky and unique at my old school and this year, well, Pi Day was on the morning announcements. (Today is Pi Day, 2008 for historical reference).

God, I hate being among people who get me.

I realize this is not a good comic as such, but man, harsh!

I belive the birth of a child deserves a 5 you heartless bastards

Let me go congratulate your mother then.

This comment inspired me to go up and five the strip.

now i can die in peace.

I would kill a man to have a setup that nice.

I think this week deserved 5.0 all the way. The birth of a child you cold hearted gremlins.

Dang dude, you auto fallaciate yourself to Braveheart and insult me for supporting Onstad in his parenthood journey. You are like an evil man I read about this morning. Never have a child.

You sir are by all definitions evil.

Evil, no. But you are being lame and evil. Onstad is allowed to reproduce occasionally.

Man, what the fuck parasite has gotten into your brain and made these things fall out of your mouth? It is concentrated crazy juice that is dripping out of my screen.

oh ho ho myes mortal fools that these HUMAN MAGGOTS are oh how loathe i am to thee if only but they had one neck to wring oh ho ho!
**soticoto bellows from the top of a dark tower in mordor, beats up football team**

oh sorry guys i'm just writing some fan fiction about a dude on the internet who either has a really clever gimmick wherein he pretends to be the lamest "internet evil" character ever, or he is really a Stupid Person with Stupid Thoughts.

You never know until the end of the fiction!