Todd Show Finale

Todd Show Finale 10/17/2007 « prev 1st rand curr next »

Todd heard the perfect thing to say. He heard a thing so perfect to him, his life ended.

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I only hope I can one day say the most perfect thing to say ever.

Who cares, just as long as it's so perfect that their ears are the only head part left that is recognizable.

Teodor set the bar pretty high. Coming up with something equally as perfect to say will be quite difficult.

So long as the set is made of brick, clean-up should be a snap!

That is why he can only hope.

I only hope one day I can make someone's head explode via impersonation.

I don't know, I'm sort of scared now.

INSANE. JUST INSANE.

IT'S F-F-FRIKKEN' CRAZY, MAN!

I hope they sell Quimarellos in "Fun Size" for Halloween.

That's something that's fun in any size!

All that damn cocaine.

I couldn't be happier about this turn of events.

...was kinda looking forward to Todd making an ass of himself at the wedding.

Are you kidding? He'll be back by Friday to pick up his paycheck and pose for the new TV Guide cover story

Frickin' sweet!

I expect he'll be back in the neighbourhood shortly
Discussing how awesome it is to be portly
Reporting the slant that he just got on with blister
Drank till his wrists hurt,
boned the ghost of your sister!

Shit yea Livin' on the corner of Dude & Catastrophe.

I think we all knew that Todd was going to be dead by the end of this arc. All the signs were there: Todd, coke.

My only regret is that we didn't see the portentous Phantom Rollerblade.

Damn, you must've been in the kitchen getting a beer during Teodor's Roller Girl impression, huh?

"Splut" is quite possibly the grossest sound ever.

http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01162007
http://achewood.com/index.php?date=08202004
http://achewood.com/index.php?date=06062005

Yeah I Think that sort of proves my point.

I picture Todd's head exploding in vivid colors.

I'm surprised language affects todd so strongly.

When a man knows the power of cusses, he has a deep insight into the nature of language. Even if he can't read.

Squirrels have a secret life.

I don't know, I was not one of them. Read the comments from the last couple of weeks, there were several people who kept posting things like "Worst ... Strip ... Ever."

Now I'm trying to figure out if I got lamed because you all thought I was one of the haters, or one of the fellators.

Love your icon, by the way. Keep on doing the Dance of Shame for those people.

I was one of those people, but this strip was actually a lot better. Not just because Todd died but because that Sinatra line was the sex.

Provided they have quick access to Tofutti Cuties.

I'm amused by Todd's occasional antics. I was really not impressed by this Todd arc, however. I'm glad it ended.

I don't expect them all to be gold, and I don't expect all opinions to be the same. Also, I'm not giving you a lame, even though you told me to go to hell.

I like your avataricon, nictusempra. There are many people on this board who should do the dance of shame.

How is phillipe? I miss his ways.

he is 5.

He'll be back.

Apart from the fact that it was the opposite of heaven, ever, you are absolutely correct.

Yeah, hell, oops.

Did anyone else google quimarello?

Or pussy nougat?

wtf is quimarello?

google dident know and im kinda panicing

quim caramello = quimarello

You are correct, sir! I had never heard of the term "quim" before, but apparently it means pussy. Who knew? It's also a Portugese soccer player's nickname. Poor guy.

Alpust�o Quim

Dude, think about it. Your last name is vagina.

You, sir, have just opened my eyes to my future Hollywood stage name: Ricardo Vagina!

Look for me in the pictures, baby!

At university I had a group of friends who named their house "Quim Towers". I'm not actually sure they got all that much "quim" but at least they broadened my lexicon sufficiently for this strip.

There is a band called 'smell and quim'...

This match will decide which nation is the greatest on Earth: Mexico or Portugal!

You can go to any place in any country on Earth, quote any line from any episode of the Simpsons... and someone will take the ball and run with it.

Isn't Quim Caramello the castle out of Narnia?

ahhhh lol thanks a lot :P

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
WITNESS THE AWESOME POWER OF ACHEWOOD

Why is Richard Simmons #2? Did Letterman spray something on him again?

Well, he was a guest on Letterman last night, so all signs point to "yes."

I'm more curious as to why "superbug" is number one. Who on earth searches for superbug, and why?

i'm tempted to search for it to find out but i'm not going to play into their hands

Because everyone is panicking about the staph superbug that will kill us all.

And the average Googler cannot spell "staph."

Thank God I am an above-average Googler.

It's the new "Love Bug" movie: Herbie Goes Postal.

whoa nice iowa flag dude.

Chocolate Jesus?!

Chocolate Jesus, the Immaculate Confection

I think you'll find that the Immaculate Confection is actually a Mary Quimarello, as that is the confection that was confected without original sin infecting it. This is what allows it to be part of the production process of the Chocolate Jesus.

When all the controversy over this came out, they had to call off the production of the big gelatine mould, with which they were going to make "King of the Jubes".

(this was not my joke. I stole it. I have no qualms with admitting this.)

Tom Waits is the reason I get up in the morning.

Ditto.

This is more Achewood than Achewood itself.

Oh lord... I am NOT going to search 'moms and mutts' X-p

I don't know, but I'll bet Rachael Ray will sell it in a jar with her name on it.

And I will buy it.

I googled it and was greeted by only those search aggregate scam sites that already picked up on the heavily searched term.

I'll bet it's fun creating a new word!

Love the icon. Long live Captain Suppository.

Man, that's the second time Teodor's been present while Todd dies. Not cool.

Actually, that's the second time he was caught on tape taking part in Todd's death. They're going to make him register as a serial offender. All going door to door explaining his perversions. Not allowed to live within 2000 yards of a high squirrel.

Ooh, I hope we get to take another trip to hell.

Is Todd dead? :( At least he can party up in heaven.

Hell.

man, lovin' coke ain't a sin

I d-d-don't like coke! I just like the way it frikken smells!

Wastin' it is...

doesn't he go to heaven? he hangs out with his buddy who is an angel

On the upset, maybe we'll see more of Blister?

Upside?

If Todd's NOT dead after that then I am terrified of him.

Almost overwhelmingly so. I loves it.

Do something nice for a change.

How can you tell who has lamed you? Although I'm not sure I want to know, it might be kind of exciting to see if someone has a vendetta against me.

I think the first step is living in a basement. There's probably something about html and mountain dew in there somewhere, too . . .

Change your settings to hide comments with1 or more lames. Each comment that has garnered at least one lame will display as "marked lame too many times," accompanied by the names of the lamesayers?

Yikes. You put that knowledge back in Pandora's Box this instant.

Wow! Thanks, featurelessvoid! Because you gave me that valuable information, I forgive you for laming me 5 months ago :)

featurelessvoid or anyone: is there a similar way to see who chubbied you?

None that I know of, anyway.

Today I realized that the bit missing from Todd's ear was likely self inflicted, so as his outline could never be mistaken for that of Mickey Mouse. Sadly, I realized this all too late as his ears in panel eight have clearly detatched from his head.

This used to happen to the dude from Police Academy all the time. His life was pretty messed up, think they made a TV movie out of it

Please tell me that I'm not the only one who was reminded of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HY-03vYYAjA (probably NSFW).

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