I only hope I can one day say the most perfect thing to say ever.
heath » neu2 years ago
Who cares, just as long as it's so perfect that their ears are the only head part left that is recognizable.
saint » neu2 years ago
Teodor set the bar pretty high. Coming up with something equally as perfect to say will be quite difficult.
wae » neu2 years ago
So long as the set is made of brick, clean-up should be a snap!
amarisse » neu2 years ago
That is why he can only hope.
drskradley » neu2 years ago
I only hope one day I can make someone's head explode via impersonation.
rowboat » pro4 months ago
Me, too. Otherwise you'd have 13.
connormc » pro2 weeks ago
I got your back.
wonelove » pro1 years ago
I don't know, I'm sort of scared now.
tim_simmons » neu2 years ago
INSANE. JUST INSANE.
centipede_damascus » neu2 years ago
IT'S F-F-FRIKKEN' CRAZY, MAN!
omnidope » neu2 years ago
I hope they sell Quimarellos in "Fun Size" for Halloween.
wae » neu2 years ago
That's something that's fun in any size!
natjo1986 » pro2 years ago
All that damn cocaine.
fantomeciel » neu2 years ago
I couldn't be happier about this turn of events.
ishbario » neu2 years ago
...was kinda looking forward to Todd making an ass of himself at the wedding.
methadone » neu2 years ago
Are you kidding? He'll be back by Friday to pick up his paycheck and pose for the new TV Guide cover story
ishbario » neu2 years ago
Frickin' sweet!
lastlarf » neu2 years ago
I expect he'll be back in the neighbourhood shortly
Discussing how awesome it is to be portly
Reporting the slant that he just got on with blister
Drank till his wrists hurt,
boned the ghost of your sister!
digdugz » neu2 years ago
Shit yea Livin' on the corner of Dude & Catastrophe.
straw » neu2 years ago
I think we all knew that Todd was going to be dead by the end of this arc. All the signs were there: Todd, coke.
jalapenoenema » pro2 years ago
My only regret is that we didn't see the portentous Phantom Rollerblade.
ttagxamm » neu2 years ago
Damn, you must've been in the kitchen getting a beer during Teodor's Roller Girl impression, huh?
atypicaloracle » pro4 months ago
I meant to put together a little "Todd's cranial explosion" animation but I had some vodka instead.
retinarow » neu2 years ago
"Splut" is quite possibly the grossest sound ever.
When a man knows the power of cusses, he has a deep insight into the nature of language. Even if he can't read.
jackparsons » neu2 years ago
Squirrels have a secret life.
lateadopter » neu2 years ago
I don't know, I was not one of them. Read the comments from the last couple of weeks, there were several people who kept posting things like "Worst ... Strip ... Ever."
Now I'm trying to figure out if I got lamed because you all thought I was one of the haters, or one of the fellators.
Love your icon, by the way. Keep on doing the Dance of Shame for those people.
boyd » neu2 years ago
I was one of those people, but this strip was actually a lot better. Not just because Todd died but because that Sinatra line was the sex.
ntopp » pro2 years ago
Provided they have quick access to Tofutti Cuties.
hyetal » neu2 years ago
I'm amused by Todd's occasional antics. I was really not impressed by this Todd arc, however. I'm glad it ended.
I don't expect them all to be gold, and I don't expect all opinions to be the same. Also, I'm not giving you a lame, even though you told me to go to hell.
bixschmix » neu1 years ago
I like your avataricon, nictusempra. There are many people on this board who should do the dance of shame.
afronaut » neu2 years ago
How is phillipe? I miss his ways.
heeeraldo » neu2 years ago
he is 5.
pberard » pro2 years ago
He'll be back.
goosey » neu2 years ago
Apart from the fact that it was the opposite of heaven, ever, you are absolutely correct.
biomusicologist » neu2 years ago
Yeah, hell, oops.
slab64 » neu2 years ago
Did anyone else google quimarello?
Or pussy nougat?
2kings » neu2 years ago
wtf is quimarello?
google dident know and im kinda panicing
leatherpants » neu2 years ago
quim caramello = quimarello
snatch22 » neu2 years ago
You are correct, sir! I had never heard of the term "quim" before, but apparently it means pussy. Who knew? It's also a Portugese soccer player's nickname. Poor guy.
silver_lake » pro2 years ago
Alpustão Quim
gormster » neu2 years ago
Dude, think about it. Your last name is vagina.
closefriend » pro2 years ago
You, sir, have just opened my eyes to my future Hollywood stage name: Ricardo Vagina!
Look for me in the pictures, baby!
shoinan » neu2 years ago
At university I had a group of friends who named their house "Quim Towers". I'm not actually sure they got all that much "quim" but at least they broadened my lexicon sufficiently for this strip.
stuartc » neu2 years ago
There is a band called 'smell and quim'...
pygmalion00 » neu2 years ago
This match will decide which nation is the greatest on Earth: Mexico or Portugal!
hyetal » neu2 years ago
You can go to any place in any country on Earth, quote any line from any episode of the Simpsons... and someone will take the ball and run with it.
echidnaboy » neu2 years ago
Isn't Quim Caramello the castle out of Narnia?
2kings » neu2 years ago
ahhhh lol thanks a lot :P
gormster » neu2 years ago
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
WITNESS THE AWESOME POWER OF ACHEWOOD
[IMGS OFF]
brentbrentbrent » neu2 years ago
Why is Richard Simmons #2? Did Letterman spray something on him again?
straw » neu2 years ago
Well, he was a guest on Letterman last night, so all signs point to "yes."
tekende » neu2 years ago
I'm more curious as to why "superbug" is number one. Who on earth searches for superbug, and why?
zem » neu2 years ago
i'm tempted to search for it to find out but i'm not going to play into their hands
mckayle » neu2 years ago
Because everyone is panicking about the staph superbug that will kill us all.
boredom_man » neu2 years ago
And the average Googler cannot spell "staph."
biff » neu2 years ago
Thank God I am an above-average Googler.
jackparsons » neu2 years ago
It's the new "Love Bug" movie: Herbie Goes Postal.
I think you'll find that the Immaculate Confection is actually a Mary Quimarello, as that is the confection that was confected without original sin infecting it. This is what allows it to be part of the production process of the Chocolate Jesus.
drskradley » neu2 years ago
When all the controversy over this came out, they had to call off the production of the big gelatine mould, with which they were going to make "King of the Jubes".
(this was not my joke. I stole it. I have no qualms with admitting this.)
Oh lord... I am NOT going to search 'moms and mutts' X-p
twotonturkey » pro2 years ago
I don't know, but I'll bet Rachael Ray will sell it in a jar with her name on it.
norrin » neu2 years ago
And I will buy it.
umbra » pro2 years ago
I googled it and was greeted by only those search aggregate scam sites that already picked up on the heavily searched term.
I'll bet it's fun creating a new word!
flurfy » neu2 years ago
Love the icon. Long live Captain Suppository.
fermatprime » neu1 years ago
Screw that, did anyone else pronounce it "kee-ma-'REY-o" in their heads? I can't help it if I don't know what a Caramello is, and it looks Spanish!
rowboat » pro10 months ago
You must not be from around here.
mrclarinet » neu2 years ago
Man, that's the second time Teodor's been present while Todd dies. Not cool.
lateadopter » neu2 years ago
Actually, that's the second time he was caught on tape taking part in Todd's death. They're going to make him register as a serial offender. All going door to door explaining his perversions. Not allowed to live within 2000 yards of a high squirrel.
thatcrazycommie » pro2 years ago
Ooh, I hope we get to take another trip to hell.
kbhoyt » pro2 years ago
Is Todd dead? :( At least he can party up in heaven.
afronaut » neu2 years ago
Hell.
audhumla » pro2 years ago
man, lovin' coke ain't a sin
killerlimpet » neu2 years ago
I d-d-don't like coke! I just like the way it frikken smells!
chuvak » neu2 years ago
Wastin' it is...
streever » neu2 years ago
doesn't he go to heaven? he hangs out with his buddy who is an angel
relaxing » neu2 years ago
On the upset, maybe we'll see more of Blister?
semiquaver » neu2 years ago
Upside?
fosters » neu2 years ago
If Todd's NOT dead after that then I am terrified of him.
tangram » neu2 years ago
Almost overwhelmingly so. I loves it.
thatcrazycommie » neu2 years ago
Do something nice for a change.
hollis » neu2 years ago
How can you tell who has lamed you? Although I'm not sure I want to know, it might be kind of exciting to see if someone has a vendetta against me.
wae » neu2 years ago
I think the first step is living in a basement. There's probably something about html and mountain dew in there somewhere, too . . .
featurelessvoid » neu2 years ago
Change your settings to hide comments with1 or more lames. Each comment that has garnered at least one lame will display as "marked lame too many times," accompanied by the names of the lamesayers?
wae » neu2 years ago
Yikes. You put that knowledge back in Pandora's Box this instant.
hollis » neu2 years ago
Wow! Thanks, featurelessvoid! Because you gave me that valuable information, I forgive you for laming me 5 months ago :)
rowboat » pro2 years ago
featurelessvoid or anyone: is there a similar way to see who chubbied you?
lateadopter » neu2 years ago
None that I know of, anyway.
absurdist » pro2 years ago
Today I realized that the bit missing from Todd's ear was likely self inflicted, so as his outline could never be mistaken for that of Mickey Mouse. Sadly, I realized this all too late as his ears in panel eight have clearly detatched from his head.
spinynorman » neu2 years ago
This used to happen to the dude from Police Academy all the time. His life was pretty messed up, think they made a TV movie out of it
shenred » neu2 years ago
Please tell me that I'm not the only one who was reminded of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HY-03vYYAjA (probably NSFW).
rotating-dog » neu2 years ago
10 Seconds. the Joke Begins. 15 Seconds. Todd can't believe it. 20 Seconds. Todd EXPLODES
gormster » neu2 years ago
But why? Coming up next on SECONDS FROM DISASTER.
ttagxamm » neu2 years ago
Funny, I thought I was thinking of that, but I was actually thinking of SF writer Cordwainer Smith. "Squirrels Live in Vain."
jackparsons » pro2 years ago
You sick btard. This is a day that will live in infamy.
tellumo » pro1 years ago
It is a great failure of justice that you do not have more chubbies on this comment than you already do, sir.
Fun story: one term at college I was doing a paper for a history-of-science class ("Science and the World Wars") about psychological warfare and was reading a book by Paul Linebarger on the topic. At the same time I was getting into Cordwainer Smith's stories . . . and then I found out that they were the same guy. Weird.
molesticide » pro2 years ago
todd's lookin' pretty not fat up there in the antepenultimate panel.
is that from all the fuckin' he's been doin?
semiquaver » neu2 years ago
You mean the f-f-f-f-fuckin'. That would be the coke talkin'.
molesticide » pro2 years ago
oh shit that's totally his tie
i can't believe i just fucked up that bad
tim_simmons » neu2 years ago
but what station are they broadcasting on??
minortough » neu2 years ago
Fox, I imagine. Who else but Fox would air a show starring a coked out squirrel and a bear in a leotard?
methadone » neu2 years ago
damn. that means the better critics receive it, the more likely it'll be cancelled
_cheesekayke » neu2 years ago
yay for still being incredibly bitter about Arrested Development!
why couldn't you have held out for NBC, damnit? Why?
norrin » neu2 years ago
And why couldn't Showtime pick it up like they said they might?
wae » neu2 years ago
And yet the chapters of Trapped in the Closet keep coming . . . what the hell kind of world is this
semiquaver » neu2 years ago
Grrr. The only people who still think Firefly was a bad show are the ones who watched it when it was broadcast in the wrong order and made no damn sense.
morelaak » neu2 years ago
Todd's ears seem to resist Newton's laws of motion....
they stay in one place, disregarding the outward force of Todd's coked-up head explosion.
truly a master of the cocaines, to deny the laws of physics without even a head to do it.
flash1087 » neu2 years ago
Pardon the noob question, but where do you find the alt text?
rowboat » neu2 years ago
Just leave the cursor on the strip for a second and "BOOM" there it is. If it cuts off the end (as it will if you're on a shitty Mac like me) right click and go to "properties." It'll the title.
rowboat » neu2 years ago
I mean, it'll BE the title, of course.
flash1087 » neu2 years ago
A million thanks!
biff » neu2 years ago
It'll the tittle is good too.
jackparsons » neu2 years ago
Dr. Seuss's secret porn book.
aelindil » neu10 months ago
I just giggled embarrassingly in a crowded cafe. Thank you for putting that idea into my already-deranged mind.
semiquaver » neu2 years ago
Dude. There are greasemonkey scripts that allow you to display the full alt text. Assuming you're using FF or Opera. And I probably can assume that, since you're undoubtedly web-literate and all.
zem » neu2 years ago
it was a habit from when assetbar didn't have the alt text and now that habit is dying maybe
contrasoma » neu2 years ago
Quimarello was not a successful confectionary venture. Cases of their econo-size 48-count gift boxes can be found below cost at liquidation retailers across the midwest.
chaos » neu2 years ago
oh shit.
mikekitchell » pro2 years ago
OH MY GOD
this is also probably the best ending to an arc ever
spectre » pro2 years ago
What makes you think it's over?
straw » neu2 years ago
It might just be the beginning of the end.
Great, now that Smashing Pumpkins song from Batman and Robin is stuck in my head.
rowboat » pro2 years ago
Hey spectre, I just learned how to see who lamed who (see above) and I saw that you lamed my comment about "that guy" who transcribes alt texts. I know from perusing the archives that you once did that pretty often. I used to think it was just commenting for the sake of commenting on the part of the commenter and, yeah, I found it to be lame and acted accordingly. Several times, actually. But I have since learned that folks actually did that because assetbar used not to show the alt text, so you and others were actually performing a valuable service. In light of that fact, I offer a handshake and an apology. I don't think there are enough of those here. That is all. Good day.
gormster » neu2 years ago
Dude, this is the internet. No-one cares if you start shit with them.
lateadopter » neu2 years ago
You are wrong. We just learn to ignore assholes, eventually, provided they are not on a catatonic squirrel.
rowboat » pro2 years ago
Internet or no, I generally believe in acting correctly toward humans, even if they are essentially just fake little humans who run around inside this box on my desk. Remember, only good people can hide in computers.
semiquaver » neu2 years ago
Damn. You haven't watched Tron in a while, have you?
binlaggin » neu2 years ago
I thought Teodor's line was incredible--the first thing I thought was "achewood is a celebration of the english language." That is certainly true today.
gormster » neu2 years ago
Quimwad?
rogergs » neu2 years ago
When "the perfect thing to say, ever" met "the worst possible answer in the universe" in Todd's head, matter and antimatter collided.
Ironically, both refer to vaginas and pills.
honesttom » neu2 years ago
When you combine that with the fact that Todd has officially had some of the worst conversations in the English language (at least, according to Lonis K. Edison), one realises that he is a man of extremes.
Onstaad, you've DONE it! Hella good job, take the morning off and make yourself a fritata.
straw » neu2 years ago
I was one of the ones that searched for "ellen dog."
lereya » pro2 years ago
I was hoping that this was going to happen. But I never could have predicted that it would have been so... damn... perfect.
hyetal » neu2 years ago
I'm not a fan of Todd, but this at least will jar the arc out of its tracks. Who knows what'll happen next?
lawbot » pro2 years ago
I do.
gussiejives » neu2 years ago
Todd sure dies a lot.
He'll be back. As long as they don't ask him about races again.
coolbreeze3 » neu2 years ago
SPLUT!
latterman » neu2 years ago
What's funny is that this is exactly what happened to me when I heard Bill Clinton's hell of classy denial of having penised that woman... Miss Lewinsky. This is good Television though.
oishii » neu2 years ago
Really? Because that was like, 10 years ago, and according to your info, you only would have been 8.
ohmygooses » neu2 years ago
damnit there's a bug on my screen!
rogergs » neu2 years ago
A bug that crawls backwards in the direction of its wings! Smash, I say, smash the freakish mutant with a ball-peen hammer!
gormster » neu2 years ago
That's its antennae.
aelindil » neu10 months ago
Is your icon a corgi? Cutest dog ever!
lil_chochacho » pro2 years ago
Automatic 5.
straw » neu2 years ago
And without the nightmare inducement.
rowboat » neu2 years ago
If Téodor's Selma Hayek didn't find it's way into the darkest recesses of your subconscious, you're a stronger man than I.
augeno13 » neu2 years ago
or atmosphere or subtlety.
In fact, this might be the antithesis of Cartilage-head.
gormster » neu2 years ago
Yeah this is everything Cartilage head wasn't. Except in terms of incredibly surreal humour, but that is an achewood constant. Perhaps the Achewood Constant, symbol cocaine.
straw » neu2 years ago
I only read words that ar capitalized or in italics. So, to me, you just said, "Yeah Cartilage. Except Perhaps the Achewood Constant, cocaine."
the_doz » pro2 years ago
Ha ha oh man I didn't even make it halfway down the page before I ran out of chubbies to dole out... awesome.
centipede_damascus » pro2 years ago
I read all the comments before I dole out my chubbies. It's more fair that way.
straw » neu2 years ago
I follow what centipede_damascus said. Alas, I had given out all my chubbies by the time you had posted this. That is another trap: the late commenters will make chubby-rific comments, but all the chubbies will be gone. Circle of life.
gormster » neu2 years ago
Food chain! Get used to it!
nhennies » pro2 years ago
Oh my god. This is going to be so good for Todd's VH1 documentary.
balvo » neu2 years ago
Panel 6 is great. Almost like Todd was doing something else and then turns around really quickly and braces himself against the desk. Realization all sinking in on just how perfect a thing that was to say, ever. Right before the pleasure center in Todd's brain reaches nirvana and self-destructs.
I kinda think he's one of those characters where the entertainment comes from everyone around him reacting to the awful, awful things he does.
norrin » neu2 years ago
All these characters are two dimensional; they're drawings.
paperboy_2000 » pro2 years ago
I think that's what makes this ending work. Usually everyone is reacting to Todd's bad behavior and Todd doesn't give a damn what anyone else has to say. But here, after treating T-Bag like his trained monkey, Teodor is able to reach into Todd's brain and accidently hit the destruct button.
It's almost a call back to The Dirtiest Dudes in Town where Teodor is able to flap the seemingly unflappable.
silver_lake » pro2 years ago
What if this Quimarello thing is exactly what Teodor said in that early dirty dudes strip where his dirty lines were crossed out?
umbra » neu2 years ago
who's cussing?
i_love_kate » neu1 years ago
Wow. Teodor has intense word power. He could kill any one of us with a phrase!
"Why don't you just put the whole WORLD up your NOSE, Todd?"
paperboy_2000 » pro2 years ago
Oh my god they doin' it up hell of SCTV style from the DAY! All Farm Report Celebrity Blow Up exploding Todd on the show. He blow'd up good. He blow'd up real good!
mikemcg » neu2 years ago
Téodor. Is. Good.
tombsgrave » pro2 years ago
Scannersed.
ntopp » pro2 years ago
I believe today's episode is directed by Sam Raimi.
norrin » neu2 years ago
I wonder how many people will think of "Spiderman" and be confused, and how many people will think of "Evil Dead" and smile.
ntopp » pro2 years ago
You know, that's the exact thought that passed through my head. I'd like to give you a chubby, but I'm all out there, fella.
norrin » neu2 years ago
Looks like some good samaritan did it for you. Thanks anyway.
socks » con2 years ago
can you please explain to me your esoteric reference to that obscure section of popular culture it eludes me and i do not wish to be left out of your cool kids consortium
norrin » neu2 years ago
Sam Raimi is a director. Most recently, he is known for directing Spiderman. His directorial debut was the cult classic Evil Dead. Evil Dead was very gory, using cheap but effective special effects techniques. Having a head explode is something you might see in an early Sam Raimi film. This is what ntopp was referring to. My response was referring to the fact that a lot of people may only know Sam Raini's current blockbuster work.
Does that help? Or were you just being an asshole for no reason?
ntopp » neu2 years ago
For more information, ask drskradley. His avatar seems to know what's going on.
drskradley » neu2 years ago
The avatar knows exactly what's happening.
tombsgrave » pro2 years ago
Evil Dead is love. And deadites.
jackparsons » neu2 years ago
Peckinpah, you mean.
Or David Cronenberg.
bachamp » neu2 years ago
Perfect
euphemisms » neu2 years ago
"Ignatz-award winning comics resume Friday."
now he's just getting damn smug.
chuvak » neu2 years ago
have we examined the blogs? it would help if there was like... a blog directory with links to the blogs. I know, I shoulda bookmarked them. I'm so lazy. I hate me.
lateadopter » neu2 years ago
If you saw that note, then you started at Achewood proper. Instead of clicking on the strip to jump through the rabbit hole to Acheworld, scroll down and look at the right-hand side of your screen. All the blogs are listed there.
chuvak » neu2 years ago
thanks brother
theoneyouwant » neu2 years ago
head asplode
avedestron » pro2 years ago
I'm gonna memorize that phrase so that whenever I see a squirrel dicking around on my lawn, I can utter those words, and.
Splut.
randyleepublic » pro2 years ago
I think Todd deserves more credit for inspiring Teodor. Would Toodor have been able to get that strong if Todd hadn't told him, "Like he was dissin' some hysterical dame who tried ta hit on 'im after a show!"? No! He would not have. Not Teodor.
No, it was Todd's challange that set this up. It was the perfect Sinatra scene setter; all Teodor had to do was ride the wave and not eff up. And some people think my boy Todd is two dimensional! Sheesh!
randyleepublic » neu2 years ago
Whoops "Toodor"! Where's the dman "Edit" button?
randyleepublic » neu2 years ago
"hysterical dame"
Exactly!
cailetshadow » neu2 years ago
This strip is for people who like punchlines.
untilyouaresonude » neu2 years ago
Every time Todd dies, it's near Teodor and a camera. How come?
nonanon » pro1 years ago
Todd! Your head exploded! How come?
leggotheego » pro2 years ago
I honestly thought Todd said the most perfect thing on this strip, despite Beef's objection.
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Discussing how awesome it is to be portly
Reporting the slant that he just got on with blister
Drank till his wrists hurt,
boned the ghost of your sister!
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Love your icon, by the way. Keep on doing the Dance of Shame for those people.
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google dident know and im kinda panicing
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(this was not my joke. I stole it. I have no qualms with admitting this.)
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(marked lame by Thorfinn, oishii, mortshire, Jesus)
I'll bet it's fun creating a new word!
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(marked lame by frankieteardrop, Thorfinn, Jesler729, robotman, thedudeabides85)
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(marked lame by Thorfinn, GSurge, relaxing)
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(marked lame by stormypinkness, Dovey, pityparty, silver_lake, Overmedicated, pwb, Thorfinn, Jesler729, wae, Pseudochron, ntopp, chochacho, GeyserShitdick, LordHumungus, Gigs, prius_chaser, Methadone, pberard, anitrophaeron, ford, Nictusempra)
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(marked lame by ShemmJacc, Thorfinn, oishii, Absurdist, cuntpills69, pa_ass_nts)
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Fun story: one term at college I was doing a paper for a history-of-science class ("Science and the World Wars") about psychological warfare and was reading a book by Paul Linebarger on the topic. At the same time I was getting into Cordwainer Smith's stories . . . and then I found out that they were the same guy. Weird.
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is that from all the fuckin' he's been doin?
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i can't believe i just fucked up that bad
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why couldn't you have held out for NBC, damnit? Why?
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they stay in one place, disregarding the outward force of Todd's coked-up head explosion.
truly a master of the cocaines, to deny the laws of physics without even a head to do it.
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this is also probably the best ending to an arc ever
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Great, now that Smashing Pumpkins song from Batman and Robin is stuck in my head.
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(marked lame by Thorfinn, binlaggin, Audhumla)
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Ironically, both refer to vaginas and pills.
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(marked lame by stormypinkness, pityparty, rygarrett2, Dezufnocosem, Latterman, ElZilcho, shoinan)
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He'll be back. As long as they don't ask him about races again.
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(marked lame by phthoggos, Moolah, VictoriaW)
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In fact, this might be the antithesis of Cartilage-head.
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box 2110, Hollywood, CA.
VHS preferred.
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"Bitches gotta take their cunt pills..."
So true, so true. (pours one out.)
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It's almost a call back to The Dirtiest Dudes in Town where Teodor is able to flap the seemingly unflappable.
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"Why don't you just put the whole WORLD up your NOSE, Todd?"
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(marked lame by Dezufnocosem, LordHumungus, equinn2006, Daniel)
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Does that help? Or were you just being an asshole for no reason?
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Or David Cronenberg.
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now he's just getting damn smug.
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Splut.
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No, it was Todd's challange that set this up. It was the perfect Sinatra scene setter; all Teodor had to do was ride the wave and not eff up. And some people think my boy Todd is two dimensional! Sheesh!
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Exactly!
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Ray: On the Ground in Ozzieland!
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