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The alt-text made the reference quote so we didn't have to.

Girls who like boys, who eat cheese, like...

etc.

I know what boys like.
I know what boys like.
I know what boys like.

Boys. Like. Cheese.

My gouda brings all the boys to the yard

Yes but all the boys are sweaty Frenchmen.

Wat een domme Engelsman.

Manchego, eet eez fowr zuh, 'ow yew sey, roosticks.

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Remember when this kind of thing was "savage," "sensual" and "shocking"?

Now I can't watch Nick Jr. without some interracial sex.

And there even some on the TV!

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That oughta make the anti-miscegenationists happy.

Inter-racial relationships are cool, but that rind is unconscionable.

If only there was some way to obfuscate it.

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Last permutation, promise:
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Hey, why is the white women expecting to be "cored" by the black gentleman, whilst the Black woman expects a grating experience from the white guy?

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I'm not changing my avaricon just for this joke.

Guys, let me tell a joke. Please?

I heartily endorse this product or event.

So now I can be just as annoying as sick_cat?

sign me up!

you think just because you're on the internet you can rip off my avatar. bitch. stop it. now!

Yes.
Fuck you.
No.

Now give it up for my best friend, *Mr. Black*.

Why'd you link that to me? I read every strip in a bona fide manner. (Plus, I don't have enough RAM to open even one of those links without a crash.)

NewEgg.com has $3 envelope shipping for relatively small orders.

Everyone should read achewood all the way through 6 times.

Once for the initial "What this silliness now?"

Once with the context of all the strips, and you realize you've missed stuff.

Once to read the alttext in context with the strips

Once to appreciate the first few assetbar posts, especially back in the day when the first dozen or so were all gold.

Once for reading the entire thread, or else you might miss some Manflesh posts.

Once more after you've done all that, just to enjoy the comic by itself again.

Take your weakass game (or weak assgame), dump it in a ditch, and read them through the whole thing again like a real player. You may have a number by your name but you don't deserve the title of connoisseur.

Gato_enfermo has taken trolling to new depths. Avatar theft was a strong opening move, but to follow it up with a robot that reads comics for you, and then being SMUG about it, is just a masterstroke.

Chapeau, monsieur.

Quote:

Chapeau, monsieur.

Epicurus has jumped the Snark.

Nah he didn't steal the avatar - these seemingly myriad trolls are all the same eternal, invincible* super-troll underneath.

*well, persistent.

Sorry, trolling is an addiction. As part of my cure I tried to delete my multiple accounts. Unfortunately, I couldn't figure out how to do that. So I now scatter them to the wind:

p/w: password

Somebody please change the passwords so these accounts become dead to me.

I can't help myself!

Don't forget me: p/w: password

You too can be a Mensch.

But don't worry, I'll still be around . . .

Note that Mensch and PrisonerX are at "connoisseur" status.

Hurry, while supplies last.

Oh, and:

p/w: breastman

But I like the mensch! The other guys are dicks.

Get the passwords reset, delete the reset confirmation emails without reading them.

Remove the head or destroy the brain.

And two for flinching!

Does it still count if you do all this before you make your account?

I would argue that although it is no longer "savage", "sensual" or "shocking", it happens just as much on TV and movies. It's not denied anymore, just neglected - the main character, when not the Straight White Dude, is the Straight White Chick. I want to see some ebony ramming and/or getting rammed by some ivory a bit more often in areas OUTSIDE of porn.

And while we're dealing with ebony and ivory, why not throw in some bixbite and nunutak and, uh, uh, corundum? Fuck, I'm out of geological metaphors.

Okay, get back to talking about cheese now.

Neither ebony or ivory are minerals, as you seem to be suggesting.

Sorry, that was a bit brusque wasn't it? I'm all hungover and short tempered, and I apologise.

Ivory is bone and ebony is wood. Nyah ha ha ha!

Yes, I realise both of these truths, assholes, but minerals were the next logical step for racial metaphors. If you can think of bone and wood metaphors for the common racial taxonomies, I'd like to hear them.

Bone and wood...ba ha ha ha!

You'll have to forgive me, they pumped me full of anesthetics and painkillers today.

Ik bedoel, serieus. Wat de fak.

Have some cheese with STRUCTURE.

i'm down with that

Slap some manchego obfuscator on them and they look as good as any non-french.

...and what's so wrong with girls liking boys, anyway? Why, I remember a time when couples actually got to LIKE each other before making each other's genitals swell until the point where they could do something about it! If I could have written a song that describes the best feeling on earth, it would be I Know What Boys Like. Good job, Chris Butler. Good job, sir.

Harrumph!

I really enjoy making out and heavy petting - but these modern girls always want more.

You must be firm with them, jeffspaulding. You must make them understand that your Special Purpose is not just some penny-arcade joy-stick, to be used and left by any dimestore harlot with a wooden nickel to her name!

My wife thinks that she has got a right to my seed (I think she does it to keep me faithful - as if I couldn't make more if I needed to).

you should also take heed of the two-bit whore. additionally be wary of the less common, feminist, Susan B. Anthony dollar piece skank.

Some have said she was weaned on chicken milk and cocaine

Women Who Love Men Who Love Drugs

But not the xkcd reference!

I didn't realize Connie was into hot ass-love.

I didn't realise Cornelius' mouth could achieve the shape shown in panel 7!

Actually, the split upper lip is a little disturbing, especially making its appearance at this late stage...

This might be the third time that Connie has opened his mouth.

Or not. But I think the number is pretty small if you exclude strips containing Polly.

The things a man will do for sixty bucks.

I would eat cheese for 60 bucks.

And I thought you were a regular guy.

"Hey the red wax is coming off this chedda- waitaminit, is this Manchego?!? BLAH! It's gonna cost you at least $ 150 for me to eat fuckin' Manchego, bitch!"

I've actually had cheese that comes wrapped in woven linen bandages that they put on the cheese and let mold, part of the aging process. You peel the bandages back and then serve up the

It's like working at an army field hospital and finding a delicious treat on rounds rather than a gangrenous limb that needs amputating.

Maybe they should mark it in funny body-part shapes! Diseased dong cheese!

Trust me, you don't want dong cheese. Last time I ever fuck a stripper.

My avatar is judging me.

It's rare that the use of negative space is so well conveyed.

CHUBBIED.

It's $60 now, but it's fast approaching a six hundo.

Rarely do I find prose written in such fashion as to be both tasty and arousing.

This is because I do not often read what Cornelius writes.

Arousing? It was going alright to the cheeseboard came out, then things took a turn for the mega-nasty. The combined maternal and predatory instincts involved in a woman covertly feeding stealth-manchego to a boy literally young enough to be her son, in order to nourish him up for the sexing time, is ghastly. I'm really bothered by the whole thing. I don't even know if I like Cornelius any more.

You're right, hatstand. Sex with cougars is hideous and a horrible event.

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But just look at those eyes! How can you say no?

It's maternal, predatory, and stealthy. What nickname could we possibly give these wealthy elderly women...

Vampire bat!

My baby is a cool machine
She moves to the pulse of her generator
Says damn that sex supreme.
She says damn that horror bat
Sex vampire, cool machine

Release the bats! release the bats!
Release them!

Palin

Oh please man there ain't nothin stealthy about Sarah Palin soon as she thinks she got the drop on you she can't help bein a maverick and yells "OH HEY THERE NOW DON'CHA KNOW." She then tries to suck your dick but your boner is gone before it's even out of your jeans.

HA!

I, too, let out an oddly distinguished HA.

I shall call a woman 'Sugar Pea' today and chuckle inwardly at my sly wit.

And will you coax her nubbin?

I have enough coax here to do three televisions and several nubbbin.

Have i gone completely mad or is panel 7 the first time Cornelius smiles like that?

Also the moue he affects in panel four.

Chubbied for a PBF image in your icon.

Not today

I'd sell my soul for a puppy

Gee Golly

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Well played

I think so, and I think I know where he got that smile, and really that whole pose from:

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some shop a computer in front of cornelius
it will be fuckin hysterical

Well, I got an image of an Achewood computer... put it down on a white background... then I got a picture of Connie, looking all classical and such... arranged it nicely next to it. I only looked away for half a second, but in my egregious moment of Daedalusian hubris, something truly Mexican happened. See for yourselves:

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You have made me laugh out loud for nearly an entire minute. Thank you. This has truly been a Momentary Diversion on the Road to the Grave, and I will cherish it forever.

I've secretly never liked the smiles in achewood pass it on.

Smile when you say that, Shorty.

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Holy hell. No further proof is needed of Onstad's genius with small curved lines.

so genius your moustache disappeared

...Onstad didn't make that picture there.

but you used his style

Badly.

Whoa. whoa.

...whoa De-li-lah

God... it does look a bit like Tom Jones.

i was thinking an ape... but i guess Tom is a bit slopeish

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Yet more anti-welsh racism from the assetbar community.

Once I had <i>What's New Pussycat?</i> stuck in my head and was driving me crazy. I tried everything I could think of to try and drive it out. I blasted death metal, visited psychics, sensory depravation, but nothing worked.

Eventually I bit the bullet and took myself off to a psychiatrist. Upon telling him my probelems he informed me that I had what is known as "Tom Jones Syndrome".

I told him I'd never heard of it and asked "Is it a common problem?"

He replied "Oh, <i> It's not unusual</>

BBCODE!!!!!

I set this as my desktop background. TILED!

Off topic, but: You know how sometimes you can't get a song out of your head? Ever since I read the phrase "Celebrity Death Beep on my Blackberry" in Ray's blog, I can't get a BUSINESS MODEL out of my head.

Girls like a boy who awakens sweat-soaked and violent beside them from dreams of persecution by invisible devils.

that's funny, I usually don't get second dates

that's funny, they're not usually invisible.

Perhaps you are eating the wrong cheese.

"The six cheeses were all British," the article states apologetically.

I think we've all paid a friend to write pornography for us. Of course, you can write it yourself, but that seems a bit lame. It's hard to imagine James Bond doing that.

I do believe that Carter Thayer III may be a close cousin of Jack "Tennis" Amore . . .

Carter Thayer III is a preppy asshole. Jack 'Tennis' Amore is a dude any man would want as a friend.

In addition:

I wonder if this shall become another 'love romance'?

Will Connie turn to Philippe for help? Stay tuned.

"Going past the sale," LOLZ, I haven't laughed at this strip so much in a while.

Check Cornelius affecting something similar to Roast Beef's Writing Triceps in panel six.

I also enjoy how Ray attempts to hurry up the process of having the fiction extended by pressing it against Cornelius' shoulder.

$1799 seems a little steep for a vibrator that doesn't even penetrate, still it makes coleslaw, so put me down for two.

Not the first confluence of food and vibrators:
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Also, have you ever had a milkshake? You don't want to know how that consistency is achieved, believe me.

This one's for coleslaw, this one's for sex. Don't get them confused or everyone will want to know why your salad tastes so bad.

This is my corer
This is my gun *grabs crotch*
This is for coleslaw
This is for fun *grabs crotch*

HE-heeeee!

In fact octafish, many women do not enjoy penetrative coleslaw making.

I guess you just don't have the sexual imagination some women do. Some ladies like getting their slaw cored, if you get what I mean, and what I mean is their vagina.

Don't stop, or he'll get mad...

The whole thing invokes an image of powerful business women in suits humping vibrating appliances to get their thrills between their busy schedules.

But what of the Lady realtors who have had menopause?

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what made you think anyone wanted to see this?

neonfreon doth protest too much, methinks

I thought it was a witty call-back of the Bensington Butters storyline. (menopausal lady realtors and all)

Bravo!

Dammit Harpo, you get back in that steamer trunk. You been dipping into Mr. Driftwood's booze again? Imagine you talking.

%u0414%u043C%u0438%u0442%u0440%u0438%u0439 %u041C%u0435%u0434%u0432%u0435%u0434%u0435%u0432

I said

%u0414%u043C%u0438%u0442%u0440%u0438%u0439 %u041C%u0435%u0434%u0432%u0435%u0434%u0435%u0432

oh goddamnit

pussylips

What did you call me?
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I dig the Bob Newhart tie (Chicago, not VT).

It must still be the 1970's in Russia.

get one of him smiling it is a wonderful thing 2 see the man smile

What the hell man don't talk

You keep your bill out of this.

the OP was a witty call back, the image was just an image i didnt want to see/didnt want anyone to see me seeing

sorry, no hard feelings

It is an abominable thing

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I must point out, that cabbage corer does not look like it has any vibrating bits you can safely sit on without having your cabbage cored.

You just have to nuzzle on the corner. Haven't you ever broken in a washer and dryer before?

thats what she said

Why would I have done a thing like that?

Girls don't like boys

Girls like high-end erotic fiction with strong consumerist motifs.

Girls like things that make common sense,
What's best for all concerned.
Don't want to have to go out of their waaaaaay and the
Girls want to be with the girls.

Connie's pulling a Phillipe moment of concentration in panel two.

remember when an achewood strip might be like 6 panels at the most and just a few sentences to read

it seems like it's always long and intense now, more novel and less graphic

yup

Why complain - are your lips getting tired?

His finger keeps leaving streaks on the monitor. :(

where's the complaint? looks more like a statement of fact to me

here's a statement of fact: real soldiers scrap in the heights

dude u cant end here
i got a nut on loan form hell
gimme teh wheel an' i'll steer
ib u aint got guts to finish
my dix so hard it grew a mouth an' 8 spinach
u needa write teh rest. NOW!
ma dix grown more meat than a sow
common connie! imabout to more milk than a cow!

im gonna bust a nut

all teh porn ive seen 'til now
feels like a treasure hunt. needa RELAX!
didn't know what i needed to find
turns out it was a rustic woven rind
covered up wit red wax

oooh, imabout to blow my loa'(d)
oh baby finish teh book, i simply must know
what's gonna happen in dat mansion
ma dix a monster of flesh expansion
like a tickin' clock or even a eurasian
cabbage corer, whatever teh fuck is
connie, all i know si i abot 2 JIZZ!
i aint no scientist, i aint no whizz
but i do know i got a nut on loan from hell
ima church steeple an all. my balls teh bell
dont mine me as i beat ma meat thru my pants
when i cum ima hafta take a wide stance
dont be scared, cuz when i blow i yell
ma cum is a consistancey not unlike gel
i fink i just "went past the sale"

but u get teh point
i jus' needa know how it ends
ma blu balls is given me teh bends
once ur done, connie i'ma be in heaven

for ordering information. please see page 47

awwwwww, yaaaaa

that was ballin

This was far more cogent than it deserves to be.

Proper.

*snaps fingers*

THIS. IS. RUUUDE!

suggestion for Assetbar: An option to *Ignore Current Arc* would be nice.

Why, does this arc hit a little too close to home for you?

Do you live near Ararat?

Dude, that is harsh.

You compared quality Cornelius time to your plop-plops.

Retract.

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn if you leave.

am i supposed to giv shits? blow out ur ass

cool story, bro

That's what she said

Oh, you're using Twitter? That's your problem right there. Not everything in the world can be a vapid, 140-character shout for attention.

On the other hand, posting pics of a deuce sounds about right for the medium.

Twitter? Nah, I'm not really into Pokemon.

I barely knew her

Correct.

I wanna...

Do you think it is rad to finish people's sentences, wolfensti?

cum

Yes yes yes oh yes, the perfect way to dismiss anything!

Tell someone from last year that you are going to "twit pic" your bowel movements and consider how that sounds.

That would put your strip count to 0, nay ?

How about we split the difference and I just ignore you?

How about we ignore the difference and I just split you?

about the split difference. we ignore you? how I

And how I ignore you the difference. Split about.

In Soviet Russia, difference splits you!

Sherief, I ain't seen you around before. But you know what? I like the cut of your jib.

I would think a manatee (or lover thereof) would shy away from sailboat terminology, but the comment is well taken, nonetheless.

sherief don't like it

rock the casbah

rockin the casbah

Rockin the can wait what

Sailboats are manatee-violence free, luckily. It's those speedboats that tear up my brethren. Manatees have no natural predators-- except the motorized propeller.

Every time I see those little manatees, I want to cuddle their faces.

"Tease the nubbin from it sugar pea" makes this a 5 for me.

I looked up an image of a wheel of Manchego after this, and the nasty-ass rind did indeed put me off. If there were such a thing as the Machego-cheese obfuscator, it would actually work on me exactly as described in Cornelius' story.

Chris Onstad is some sort of quadruple-genius for inventing this product. I mean, I am literally floored by the perfection of this horrible product.

I don't really see how you can call yourself Epicurus and then start bitching about (relatively) obscure cheese. Shouldn't you be eating a wedge of casu marzu between two slices of dolphin brain, while masturbating into an orphan's face?

I have read The Principal Doctrines, though I may not have fully understood all of them.

Epicureans are pussies

For those of you who have an interest, you will see that Epicurus actually condemns the sort of hedonism usually associated with his name. The modern "Epicurean", a soccer mom with an armful of fifteen-dollar spice jars, bears no resemblance to the lifestyle advocated by Epicurus.

He advises the cultivation of sustainable, quiet pleasure, such as friendship, good books, art, love, enjoyable toil, etc.

Chocolate and dolphin-brain sandwiches are low on the list.

And if you don't like cheese that looks like an all-season tire, well then that's a-okay by Epicurus.

He Came To Teach Us Things.

I Came.

I saw.

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Toooo sooooooon.

Nice-On-Water is still smarting over the mothballing of concorde. Poor rich bastard.

Actually, funny story, well not really funny but it's a story and how else would I get you to read it if I didn't call it funny but anyway, I lived about 5 minutes from JFK before moving a few years ago and everyday like clockwork the Concorde would roar by, going to Heathrow (so not the French one). When they grounded the Concorde because (presumably) the French one's crash, I was actually kind of sad about that. People that lived directly over its path weren't, but I developed a kind of Pavlovian reaction to it; lots of times it would make me aware that it was about 6:00 and remind me that I was hungry for dinner. Ah nostalgia!

Yeah, probly one of the only examples of a DC-10 fucking up another plane, rather than fucking up on it's own.

No doubt more the fault of the FAA-"Approved" Celery Root Denuder.

All of these things epicureans love are for people to weak to give in to the true light of hedonism. I can teach you. Come to my way of life. Bring lube.

Bring the chocolate sauce, houuuuuuuhou

Am I the only one who thinks whoever wrote the Amazon description up there really hates Achewood?

"Literally littered the book with observations" is not a compliment, Mr. Onstad.

Beats the original wording of the blurb: "Literally shit the book through his sphincter."

Chris Onstad literally wrote a book of comics about talking cats.

Literally liberally littered the literature with little lascivious elucidations

You'll get a chubby this time. But it doesn't mean I like you.

It's okay, we all find you mildly malificent, a mithering mundane maelstrom of mediocrity. Moron.

Quote:

lascivious elucidator

Don't you dare call Onstad that again until he has looked it up!

i thought the term was cute.

Is Ray shivering with antici.

.

.

.

Pation?

...what?

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You know, in just seven days I can make you a man.

I can make you a curry in about 15 minutes.

That's pretty impressive, actually.

I can make noodle soup in 5

Could you make me a Tim Curry in the same amount of time? Because I'd be very much into that. (But will take food-curry gratefully.)

He hasn't come out, but I think that Mr. Curry is not too into women (if you know what I mean).

BTW -- beautifully understated performance as the Russian sub doctor in The Hunt for Red October.

I don't mind. I have no issue taking my Tim Curry to a cottage I have built for the two of us and providing him with boytoy after boytoy. As long as I can hang out and he talks to me.

Allll I need is for Tim Curry to say things to me.

We all float down here?

Rather . . .
We'll all float on okay. . .

Summary: There is no reason not to eat poor kids.

Here, here.

Don't be modest, that's a wonderful proposal.

Oh, you're Swift.

I'm just a spectator in all of this.

I suppose I can steel myself to the eating of children, but if the birthrate is to fall how can I ever add a son?

Wow, that's a stretch. Sorry, folks.

HELLA RAD COMMENT BRO

bro, cool story

holy shit chubby

[comment that shows I am aware of the cultural reference]

Dammit!!!
CULTURALREFERENCECODE!!!

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$60 is serious lite.

i figure it's somehow related to the cost of a hand job

That's a bit steep for a HJ.

Supply and Demand keeps the price down (most people have a couple of hands "on hand" all the time).

are you claiming to have personal knowledge of the price of a hand job?

My comment was more from an economics perspective.

Although I remember that the crack whores queued-up at the entrance to the Holland Tunnel could be rented for less than $15 (not that I ever partook of such activity - if I'm gonna pay, its gotta be full service [$180-$250, NYC rate]).

5 for a throw, 15 for all night?

The tunnel girls would just reach into your car. It was drive-through service (you didn't even lose your spot in the line for the tunnel).

For another 2 bucks, you could get a squeegee man for a threesome.

Sorry, I was making a reference that I thought was well-known enough. I'm...so sorry.

250 in nevada, but shit's more expensive when it's legal. you're paying for the lady to get regular checkups, gym membership, etc. it's a whole classy thing. in nevada.

Who needs gym membership when you got crack. All the low-end NYC hookers are thin as rails. (Its always a turn-on when you can see your joint poking out her skin)

[IMGS OFF] Chubby for this strip! 5!

Ah, the good old days when "love children" were called "bastards."

I really like that the girl depicted here is rather thin despite the advertisement being for clothing for larger girls.

chubby women r disgustin'. this has always been teh case

NO. You are incorrect.

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That, by the way, is the Aphrodite Kallipygos, which literally translates to: Aphrodite of the fine ass.

Crom smashes the dead archetype of the 'ideal' female body shape with a piece of well proportioned classical statuary engaged in lusty anasyrma.

I gotta admit that is fine-ass statuary.

The Greeks knew that sometimes you do not want a lady to get naked. Sometimes you just want them to remove the obstruction to the hole you want to put it in.

And by that you mean removing her son's britches.

Classic "Does my bum look big in this?" pose. But she ain't chubby. I... I can't be bothered google image searching Peter Reubens, but we all know it is out there.

P.S. make sure you search for Peter Reubens and not Paul Reubens.

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"Here it is."

This is not a chubby woman.

[Ed McMahon]YOU ARE CORRECT, SIR.

it is a statue.
[/Ed McMahon]

Well met, sir.

<img src= "http://feministphilosophers.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/yoghurtad.jpg"></img>
ooh baby . . .

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ooh baby . . .

edit: damn you, BBcode!

"feministphilosophers" just screams sexy

"feminist" just screams.

Who is that luscious 16th century painting of a woman?

If you're referring to the image I put up, that's a yogurt commercial somewhere. Hell, I'd hit it, and I don't do women.

My GF looks like that...Not so much in the face, but still she's chunktech hotness...I must buy roses now in which to remove pedals

This image has severely failed at not turning me on.

She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid. I've made a lot of special modifications myself.
She made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs...

i gabe this a chubby because it gabe me one

Are you sure it's not a chubby your momma gabe you?

daddy would be mad if that happened

as a chubby, this ad hurts my sensibilities.

We too can wear A-lines, dammit!

What's an A-line?

Nothing like an A-Punk.

It is best lie told on smoothest flamenco guitar with candle light.

Ray was dissapointed to receive:

... dissapointed and feeling every 56 of her years Judi Wright-Branch watched as Carter Thayer III, heir to millions with the delicious carriage of a true thoroughbred, wiped himself off on a nearby $400 blouse. Some of his semen was still on her hand as he hurried out the door. They had gotten as far as a hand down his pants.

She had a moment of pity for her daughter.

Can I have his cheese?

No. She will need the cheese for comfort after such a display.

I wouldn't put it past that crafty Cornelius. We already know how much he likes to hustle Ray.

Guys of Assetbar, some scientist have created human sperm from source cells.

The age of the amazones is nigh upon us ! We have been replaced ! We are now useless for the man-eating amazones. Loneal is smiling in her no-man-allowed fort !

The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life to poison the Earth with a plague of men, as once it was, but the gun shoots death, and purifies the Earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth . . . and kill!

Wanna go to second level?

Quote:

The age of the calzones is nigh upon us!

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Let's be specific about this. Some male scientists have created human sperm from stem cells.
Actually I'm totally cool with men being replaced. As long as we aren't actually hunted for sport I'd be pretty relaxed about a future involving me smoking cigarettes and reading on the patio, while women work in offices and impregnate each other with artificial sperm.

Why would we get to lounge around and do nothing?

Because this is his fantasy.

Clearly he want to be the last man on earth, but even then he would not even get some play.

It's a lame fantasy.

Stop being a dick about my fantasy! I am actually pretty offended.

jam

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