Ol' Honest Abe liked to sit with one leg crossed on his knee while watching serious plays.

Which is weird, because the play he was watching when he was assassinated was a comedy.

I'd be particularly annoyed if someone shot me in the back of the head while I watched a comedy. Particularly.

Couldn't have put it better

*glare*

P.S. - It has been Lupus once now.

Preposterous.

Panel 6: "Dang it, now I have to go to the cemetary."

"Always one more goddamn thing." This is the best thing to say after you die.

I picture it like Harry Dean Stanton near the beginning of Fire Walk With Me, where he's all "See, that's just more shit I gotta do."

This is the best of the Roomba strips.

I love how Beef always puts on a shirt and tie no matter what 'movie' it is.
Another one that made me laugh out loud.

John Wilkes Booth doesn't care, all hand on his hip, expression not changing. This is how I imagine it in history as well.

<-- THE
CEMETERY

This reminds me of an early Monty Python skit. John Cleese is interviewing a very old man in a garden, and in the time it takes Cleese to say the man's ridiculously long name, the man dies. Cleese then irritably gets up, fetches a shovel and starts digging a grave. As though that's the thing you do.

It's hilarious if you see it.

when i die i want to be taken to the cemetary by way of roomba motorcade,