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I thought he meant that is dog shit in the sense of "that is something a dog would do." I dunno, though, I'm all urban and shit.

that's probably wrong

Are you urban? And shit?

Because that's probably why you don't understand...

Even if somanywhales spent hours perfecting his/her/its post, it still made me laugh - and I can pretend it was all spontaneous.

I don't know what I was on that day. Who the hell talks like that?

And that exchange was funny regardless of the timing. I must have sat on my balls or something prior to logging in.

Scallops are perfect for a person that wants to get fit.

When that day comes, I will be a god.

No matter how else we differ, it seems Roast Beef and I shall always have in common our reaction to John Basedow.

I know which Irish Ninja someone reads about.

Dude, Chris Hastings didn't invent the freakiest abs in the world.

I had never heard of this Basedow character, so I looked up his website. It is mega nasty. It is dog shit. But the theme song is amazing.

Okay, I just have to say, daaaamn not only does that guy have freaky abs as advertised, but he has some damn ass-make-up and die job going on.

according to myspace, he wrote the song himself

It sounds like the Sims buy mode music.

Incidentally, you know who did write the Sims buy mode music?

The guy responsible for this band with this hat on the URL on my clipboard.

We need to make John Basedow jokes a Thing, like Chuck Norris jokes.

When John Basedow flexes his abs, San Francisco experiences another earthquake

John Basedow's stomach doesn't growl, it roars.

Only two substances known to science are harder than diamond: Chuck Norris's fists and John Basedow's buns.

Yeah! We doin' this!

...freakier than Carrot Top's?!

Damn. That could be the next goatse.

ok, we can't all be lazy STUART. That man has a great six pack. It is in no way dog shit.

I make a point of saying this to people with abs better than mine.

Notice that Pat HAS to be a dick even when he hasn't even opened his mouth?

I often wondered if the bird's eye view in the third panel was from the helicopter mentioned in the previous strip.

so fucking funny

I get this from my coworkers as well, but I think it has more to do with the moles and hair that festoon my hide.

have you ever seen a really jacked old man at the gym? it is pretty disorienting/gusting

A six-pack must exist harmoniously with the person it is attached to. If a gross old man or similar has a six-pack, a harsh visual dissonance is created. Nasuea such as Beef displays is an understandable result. Freud would call such a sight unheimlich, Roast Beef would call it dog shit, but any way you cut it it is not a pleasant sight.

I say the sbove as someone who is usually very happy to see a fit man with no shirt. But his body must look like it is happy to be fit. This is essential.

I have chubbied your final word

Creepiest six-pack ever.

The cat has become very ugly.

Do cats have those muscles?

I guess Pat does.

The only way to be sure is to bend your cat in half, vigorously, 60 times a day.

I'm pretty sure my cat would fight back after one or two reps.

God DAMMIT this made me laugh really loudly and my family have just gone to bed.

in grade 12 anatomy I dissected one-- they Do!

hahahaha where did you go to school that you got to dissect a cat? back-alley high?

Thailand.

I just want to say that I greatly approve of this entire exchange.

And the avatars are delicious icing on the banter-cake.

I don't know what I can say that will convey my amusement strongly enough. So hopefully saying this will suffice.

Lemmy Kilmister converses with a llama.

We (Ap Biology students) will get to do it too. Colorado, USA.

Grade 12 Biology where I live in Canada, too.

I would like this strip a whole hell of a lot more if we were not required to actually see Pat's insanely raunchy abs unless we wanted. That should be some kind of 'pay-per-view' thing for those of us who are masochists.

Cat abs are creepy. I wonder if it would be less or more creepy if he had cat pecs too. More, I'm guessing.

Imagine if he had male cat nipples as well, all in two neat little rows.

That would be dog shit. Dog shit is the worst thing.

I don't get beef's grammar in this one. Not that he hasn't always had cool-cat slang talk, but I had to read the first two panels twice.

I hope there are others who see Pat's arched eyebrows in the last panel not as a sign of anger but of fierce pride.

Seconded.

Let me just speak for all women of taste and discrimination here when I say that being super ripped is not hot... unless maybe it's the other kind of ripped ;)

Of course, I do not presume to speak for gay guys.

I wholeheartedly concur :).

Sometimes it can be super hot, so long as it's not horrific.

I do not find your man hot. I like skinny, longhaired men. I hope we will not argue about this.

Thank God for women like you.

I have a thing for geek boys: generally skinny, untoned men with questionably long hair and clothing consisting of jeans and T-shirts. I find this adorable. I agree with rainbowbrite.