the world may never know.

Not German; I just know strange people. And midget-robots.

It's true!

just pray it's not one of those midget-robots, drug dealers, or outsourcers that roastbeef talked about.

TMBG!

I left my heart in Constantinople.

What's the big deal? Old New York used to be New Amsterdam.

Byzantium?

If you knew some, you could ask why Constantinople got the works.

He's just saying what we're all feeling.

I have said this to myself.

Ahh, the quotable Lyle! The last panel could've been the whole comic, like a Family Circus (gag) and it'd still deserve a 5.

Yes.

I think he meant sober as in personality, chums.

It's a nice play on words.

I have never known a Turk that wasn't sober in his personal life.

You know too much.

Norm!

Indeed. One that we all must face.

You're not drinking enough before you go to bed.

Nobody can wake up sauced. People who say "I think I'm still drunk" in the morning are just chicks who are trying to play down the fact that last night WE TOTALLY GOT DRUNK, HAD SEX.

meh i woke up drunk more times than i can count... which isnt saying much... but still... just drink 2 or 3 bottles of vodka and you cant possibly sleep long enough to get sober...

Yeah, untrue. Waking up drunk is just like waking up hungover, but with more drinking.

Enjoy these, your salad days.

Now this is one of my classics. More of Lyle's alcoholic take on life would be nice.

Are turks known specifically for their sober tendencies?

What's up with that clock? Is it some sort of 24-hour clock without a minute hand? If that's the case, then it's wrong.

That clock confuses me.

The significant hand of the clock is pointing to the 7-hour.

I think it's exactly 7:37 or sometime around then, so the minute and hour hand are right over each other.

I have thought this on at least three occasions and I think this is marketable.

Excellent There Might Be Giants reference there fellows.
Personally, I long to live such a lifestyle where the only responsibilities and problems seem to be related to getting drunk. He has no bills to pay, prison-time to serve or jobs to hunt for, apparently. Does he even pay for his gin? Only Onstad knows.
Then again it's an early strip. I recall Lyle looking for a job in a later strip.

Lyle's blog is almost all about work and getting money one way or another.

And getting fired from various hospitality jobs, or starring in gonzo videos, or fucking post-op trannies.

I know the "excellent icon-comment synergy, dude" comment is hella overplayed, but dude, excellent icon-comment synergy.

This is how I feel most days.

my daily lament.

Seven AM and sober as a Turk; ten AM and drunk as a lord. What happens at one?

One PM, out like a light.

This was my first strip and the reason I like Lyle so much.

Classic. I love that I actually feel sorry for Lyle's predicament here. Masterful.

Simple solution, get an IV and fill it with Jack. Sorted

My head-of-department is a Turk, and is responsible for the dry campus with which I have struggled.

Remove Garfield for a decent comic.

[IMGS OFF]

The ultimate Garfield Minus Garfield

It's a window into humanty's own soul...

Oh wait, it's just a window.

Potato, potato.

this is the first time i have noticed the manliness of the tigers stache

I've asked myself the last line sooooo many times

a poignant moment...

This is the saddest thing.

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