Fucking up your recycling is small-time compared to what Pat has done
spinynorman » neu2 years ago
Depends on what county you're in.
greyfield » neu1 years ago
Where I come from, mixing up your plastics and papers means hard time. Not jaywalking hard time - assault hard time. People here take their recycling seriously.
wurlitzergirl » neu10 months ago
Are you from Seattle?
spectre » pro1 years ago
Not to Pat. Recycling is important to Pat. It's one of the many ways he finds to look down on the rest of us.
invidious » neu1 years ago
Remember when Pat made headlines by messin' up his recycling so bad that he almost got lethal injection?
scorpio_nadir » pro1 years ago
No. Not to Pete. Not at all.
rapid_roy » pro2 years ago
This strip has ruined my memories of reading Beverly Cleary books.
feetnotes » neu2 years ago
Me too. I used to love them...
straw » neu2 years ago
That's odd, it's enhanced mine.
bixschmix » neu2 years ago
Ditto. Adds a whole 'nother dimension to Ramona pulling on that little girl's curly hair...
gtc » pro1 years ago
Oh Ramona, don't be doin' that with no principal.
whuppins » pro2 years ago
Thumbs up for "the Dr. J of murdering people"
rowboat » pro2 years ago
I'm very tempted to change my screen name to thedrjofmurderingpeople. Or maybe my first name.
soticoto » pro2 years ago
Would have been double thumbs up for Dr Seuss.
shownomercy » pro2 years ago
I love this.. Ray all pressed up against the glass, protesting 'since small times man!'
rowboat » pro2 years ago
Pat couldn't hear that part.
highpitch_83 » neu2 years ago
the single paw and the the phone on the glass is epic
tinhand » neu2 years ago
"It ain't just like you fucked up your recycling."
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5/5
gumfish » neu2 years ago
Pat is a dick.
professoryes » pro2 years ago
"It ain't just like you fucked up your recycling."
"Remember that time Pat fucked up his recycling so bad they almost gave him the chair?"
straw » neu2 years ago
Pat is not the type to ever mess up his recycling ever.
vermy » pro2 years ago
He'd probably turn himself in before doing that. Dude loves his earth.
fineoakstructure » neu1 years ago
Pat doesn't love the Earth, he just hates people don't. There's a difference.
fineoakstructure » neu1 years ago
See that above? The comment with the words missing, not making sense?
Ignore that.
lahnnabell » neu2 years ago
Scammin' for Capri Suns. My friends were always scammin' me for freeze pops.
And I'm forever using "since small times".
hellofyellin » neu2 years ago
Man, I can't tell you how much I wanted a BMX bike when I was a kid. Right up there with CrossFire and a PowerWheel. Couldn't have a PowerWheel though. I was too big. Far too big.
charchar » pro2 years ago
Man, I was all about the Razor Scooter. I finally got one and promptly self-destructed on the driveway. Hells of yellin' 'bout the skinned shinbones.
mg7810 » pro2 years ago
Not the Michael Jordan or Shaquille O'Neal of murdering people, no. The Dr. J. Perhaps the one-on-one nature of Nice Pete's basketball/killing metaphor reminds Pat of Dr. J vs. Larry Bird One on One
relaxing » neu2 years ago
Nice Pete does not power his way through a murder the way Shaq would. Julius Erving played with more finesse, and truly paved the way for Michael Jordan.
mattylite » pro2 years ago
Damn, mg7810, you bringin' up hell of memories of small times for me. I remember mostly that that game kind of sucked, but yet my memories of not enjoying it are so so fond.
droplede » pro1 years ago
Gotta love the alt-text, too: One of those rare occasions where English Beat lyrics can stretch to cover crime and punishment.
watt » pro1 years ago
Never do I wish to reach an age where I can't scam for C. Suns.
heccibiggs » neu6 months ago
what is your avatar I NEED TO UNDERSTAND
carlyle » neu11 months ago
Ramon Quimbly? The, like, ten year old? Pat was one messed up kitten.
lolsworth » neu1 months ago
Holy shit I just found out Beverly Cleary is still alive
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"Remember that time Pat fucked up his recycling so bad they almost gave him the chair?"
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Ignore that.
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And I'm forever using "since small times".
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She'll be 94 if she sees April 2010
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