I can't stress enough how much sack teodor has.

I don't think you have to stress that. It's clearly visible due to the leotard.

Yesterday's positive feedback led to a 20% increase on the size and prominence of the bulge in the unitard, leading to much more visibility by the readers. Now, if you'll turn to page 20 on the briefings I have given you, you'll see how when under extreme magnification the bulge actually is a cleverly hidden subliminal advertisement for Tall Hot Brutes, the brand that as such... and thus we can expect profits of...

I shudder when I think about the tiny digital caliper you must have used to measure and figure the precise percentage of increase. Oh, think of the calculations...

That is not what I want in my mind as I drift off to sleep tonight.

Whaaat

Using my own avatar against me?

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the dude has got no mercy

whaaat

Notice that Téodor is summoning the Magical Martha Tits through sheer will and the steadfast power of imagineering. As the Saddest Symphony reaches crescendo, they find full bloom. Wisely, he wills them away in time for his Nicholson act. He's a pro.

who's T? I only see Famous American Hollywood Actor Jack Nicholson.

I see Martha Stewert having a very personal moment.

Just make sure he clears the fence.

My father met Jack Nicholson in a bar once. He asked my dad if he wanted an autograph. He declined, so Jack said "Okay. I'll buy you a beer."

Later, my dad told me that Jack Nicholson doing an impersonation of himself was worse than other people doing an impersonation of him. It was a Charlie Chaplin paradox for me.

He is doing this to us on purpose. Teodor's bulge has not grown today, but it has lengthened and narrowed. This can mean only one thing. The idea of Martha Steward in the shower has T-d'r a hard on. In a black leotard.

Specifically, Martha Stewart, in the federal correctional institution shower, solitary reverie about to be disturbed by "Bull Betty."

At least this arc is finally going somewhere. The "Todd Is Addicted To The Cocaines" strips were wearing a little thin.

Hooray for Achewood with the Ignatz Award! This calls for a drink or seven.

Did you guys hear who accepted the award? That's right, someone dressed in a gorilla suit who may or may not have been Chris Onstad.

DUDE HAS STILL GOT IT.

http://www.flickr.com/search/?q=spx ape&s=int&z=t

Has anyone brought up the possibility that Teodor might be stuffing? I could see a dude of his ilk attempting such a thing.

Don't judge him. You've not had his life.

I just realized that this story is frikkin' "The Producers"

Carcinoje ne sais quoi...

Dang, Todd. T-bag ain't just doing impersonations up there. He's doing impressions. He's getting right at the heart of these figures.

The essence of Martha Stuart is a deliciously sad shower aria sung with cradled breasts. The essence of Jack Nicholson is beating down a squirrel in a necktie to express his passion for a 25-year old punk band.

I think it is in the tone. Too many negative comments amount to "This sucks," or (and I quote,) "another AWFUL AWFUL strip." That gets tiresome, and out come the lames. Frankly the many comments that say little more than "Awesome" or "Do you guys remember that one line from panel three? How funny was that?" are a bit tiresome too. But they match the generally friendly, wisecracking tone of the place.

Also, I think it helps to predict that your comment will be lamed away. This often provokes the opposite reaction. Alternately, taking the time to include an animated gif of breasts with would probably reduce any comment's lame count.

i predicted the lames, and the lames, they came anyway. What can you do? I think it's perfectly acceptable to not find every single achewood totally faultless. It is definitely unfortunate that negative comments aren't allowed on here- just because I don't fawn over every strip doesn't mean I am any less of a fan.