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You are tough.

Oh no. No, no, no.

He is Internet Tough.

Don't fuck with this guy.

More like you shut up

NERD.

I wanna pout yr peepee in my mouth yr so cool and not nerdy 4 reel.

Know your rights, all three of 'em!

>Not to be killed (with exceptions)
>Free Speech (with exceptions)
>Food Money (with obligations)

Not sure there's a rights intersection here, 'mano.

Sorry it took a year to circle back to that.

No worries, it has been noticed and appreciated.

Nobel Priz(e)on?

Achewood is against hoochie mamas. Income levels cannot change that fact.

the joke isn't that she is a cocksucking dumbo, the joke is that some people think she isn't

shit, i was gonna make a sarcastic comment, but 18 people beat me to it.

I'm chubbying this on the basis that it's probably meant to be ironic.

really??? you think so?????

shes just a product. thats like bitching at big macs because all americans are too fat.

seriously though how did she do that

Methinks it's not so much her publicists, but the fact that nobody really gives a shit about her anymore. And really, who should? Man, I'm bitter.

There's a few good books with pictures and all I could recommend.

*cough* 8 *cough cough* 11

the important fact is that, to a bystander, those two panels he articulated are the most incomprehensible.

Yes, I was thinking about how strange they must sound out of context.

Whoa, didn't catch that. Thank yous and chubbies to this thread.

It is a thing of rich people to avoid prison time, but Ray definitely wants Paris Hilton's people if it comes to that. She just got her jail sentence cut in half for good behavior, with "good behavior" defined as being in court to be sentenced to jail.

You should look three panels before that one.

Imagine listening in from the next room.

"This month's Playboy Advisor says that the parietel lobe is the part of the brain that controls hand-eye coordination...Lyle could catch it with a lacrosse stick or butterfly net."

I don't know about you, but I get the image of Lyle waiting with a net to catch a gooey little fragment of brain, which Ray expects to be flying through the air for some reason.

Ray is basically a dude who likes his neuroanatomy sandwiched between quadraphonic stereo placement advice and cliche-free variants on the caipirinha or mojito.

The only way you can get Lyle to hold a butterfly net is to convince him it's for catching wallets with.

"Cocksucking dumbo" is just a really great term.

3-25-11
NEVER FORGET

God damn, I looked that up and now this strip has a chilling pall cast over it. I guess what I'm trying to say is thank you.

it's always between neuroscience and drug dealing, isn't it?

Ray and Lyle could actually pull this off and not worry about jail time--if it were just them and the victim.

If Ray had a Transcranial Magnetic Stimulation device hooked up to an electrode-propelling taser, with the proper aim, he could short-circuit the right parietal lobe and nearby primary motor cortex temporarily. With a wide enough radius, that could impart 'visual neglect' in the contralateral visual hemisphere, causing the person to completely ignore their left side.

So if Ray were standing to the left of this person, and could get the victim to take out their wallet, he could shoot the device, cause the brain to throw the wallet, have Lyle waiting on the left side to grab the wallet, and the both of them could jet without the person being able to even see them. Roast Beef could even rig the software.

Does this have anything to do with that "brown note" phenomenon I've been hearing so much about?

Is he thinking hard in panel 8 or reading from a Playboy that he has strategically placed on the floor?

This strip is genius! If I could rate it a 6 I would. The last panel could stand on it's own merits.

[IMGS OFF]

Sorry, I just had to.

Full verson -> http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2eas13o&s=4

Imagine if you were standing next to Ray as he says those two things out loud. You'd be like "what?"

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