al-Qaeda Cook Book

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The mousse actually tastes pretty half-assed.

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I'm suprised they dont' all begin with PERFECT and end with EVERY TIME

some (but not all!!) of the chocolate.

NEVER all.

AL...

-QAEEEDA!

Tomorrow's recipe: Chicken!

wait... it this a pseudo-reference to the Anarchist's cookbook? I know there was a short arc on that.

Those Al Quaeda guys love to mass murder people, but if you're on the inside it's a really friendly organisation. Osama bin Laden will always let you borrow a cup of sugar if you ask nicely.

My next-door neighbour recently came over and asked to borrow a cup of sugar. I was stunned, mainly because i don't think this has been actually done since 1954, but also because the man is usually of the hardcore gangsta persuasion. He was all, "Hell, yeah, I'm about to make some motherfuckin' TEA 'cause it helps me relax!" I was much amused to see a dude so excited about tea. Would that we all could be so enthusiastic.

I just realised this has almost no bearing on your post. But damn if it didn't feel good telling this story.

A whole cup of sugar? Either he's making gallons or the dude has a serious sweet tooth.

Did you miss it? He's making MOTHERFUCKIN' tea. This requires far more than the average amount of sugar.

Maybe he's making a gallon of iced sweet tea. I don't like sweet tea myself but I still think enthusiasm about it is rad.

It must be noted that your gangsta neighbor was probably making a very special tea...

That's essentially how my friend describes his frat.

"My brothers love to douche up the campus something fierce, but if you're on the inside it's really a friendly organization. My brothers will always let me borrow a cribbed test if I ask nicely."

One time I shared a recipe with my neighbor and he claimed it as his own. If only I'd listened to the al-M's.

Muhammad al-Mouhammid

(PBUH)

Chubb'd for the Blonde On Blonde avatar.

"Goodness me, Osama, how you spoil us!"

chubby for the comment/avatar combination.

It was imperative to include a picture of a bird in every recipe, even if it does not contain poultry products.

I knew Rachael Ray was conspiring with the enemy, now we have proof she's given them our chicken recipies.

I haven't trusted her since I saw her on a box of Cheez-Its. She sold her soul to *some* dark deity. Mark my words.

Rach al-Ray?

daaaaaaaaamn

The Batman villain?

I have made that mousse. It is unbelievably half-assed. Though, if you double the chocolate and beat the yolks into the cocoa/chocolate mixture, it makes an almost decent cake filling.

M. al-M. has advised not to share the recipe, and yet has contributed it to a cookbook with probably extensive readership. A contradictory, complex character already.