Lyle has many properties. Because his cells are permanently saturated with alcohol, to which he has a powerful psychic bond, he can alter his size at will by expelling or imbibing liquors.
baryonyx » neu2 years ago
Like midi-chlorians but with less of that VZZZOOM WOOOHM, y'know?
snowman » neu2 years ago
You win the No-Prize!
antsama » pro2 years ago
Your thoughts on Lyle size should be published in a journal of moderate importance!
factorial » neu2 years ago
yelled Batman.
origotoshi » pro1 months ago
Finally made an account just to give this its 100th chubby.
afronaut » pro2 years ago
Remember when lyle's moustache was a batman boomarang?
jlynes » pro2 years ago
Or, if you will, a "Bat-a-rang".
rowboat » pro2 years ago
You have upstaged the guy with the Dr. Who avatar in nerdiness.
jhunt » pro2 years ago
Man, if you are watching Suirvivor without drinking, you are making a serious error in judgement.
mustakrakesh » neu1 years ago
I'm just wondering whe Ray is going to get dressed. When was the thong introduced?
retinarow » neu1 years ago
Turns out it's the next strip.
arcibi » neu2 years ago
How the dudes have changed since this strip
nexus » neu2 years ago
Yeah, Roast Beef sounds as edgy as Lyle or Ray
gompo » neu2 years ago
His facial expressions are kind of sad and discongruous with what he's saying, though.
saint » neu10 months ago
It feels so weird to see Beef using actual punctuation.
Strange and distantly familiar, a visit to past times.
fuckyoufriday » neu2 years ago
I thought dogs couldn't talk! I guess they could still lose at poker, though.
honesttom » neu2 years ago
I saw a painting like that once.
bourbonsamurai » pro2 years ago
Dogs can definitely talk. Remember Scrambles? He was lost.
delzhand » pro2 years ago
Beef with punctuation? Weeeeeeeird.
zefiel » neu2 years ago
OH GOD MAN THAT IS SO WAAAACKYYYYY
djwhiterabbit » neu2 years ago
also Beef speaking in a same-sized font as everyone else.
spectre » pro2 years ago
And he SMOKES!
vice » neu2 years ago
The question mark leads the current
to
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OHHHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!
rowboat » neu2 years ago
Onstad can teach us all something about perseverance. If I had come in on either of the last two strips, or even if I'd started at the beginning and worked my way up to this point, I wouldn't have given a damn about those cats and may not have even kept reading (there is a dip in quality to start 2002). There's a palpable sense of Onstad pondering dropping the whole thing and getting a real job around this time. I now have double appreciation for the magic trick that he pulled to eventually right the ship and turn it into gold. Onstad can teach us all something about perseverance.
sidecar » neu1 years ago
Perfect introductory and concluding sentences.
expellens » pro1 years ago
Rowboat; After having read the strip for a few months now, I finally came to appreciate Onstad's genius for character development. The Great Outdoor Fight arc hooked me once Ray's mom came to visit and Beef immediately went into polite 8 year old mode. I took the plunge and started reading the strips in chronological order (and created my profile t' boot). I give you double appreciation mad chubbies for stating my growing unease so eloquently.
spectre » pro2 years ago
First mention of Ray's name.
professorhazard » neu2 years ago
Also the first appearance of Ray's medallion. The thong, however, is still MIA.
recognizer » pro2 years ago
The Dog. Yet another in Achewood's legacy of Characters Whom We Never See.
saint » neu2 years ago
you know, it's a good setup, but Achewood has come a long way since these strips.
drgetz » neu2 years ago
Indeed it has come a long way. I love seeing comic characters develop.
confusion » neu2 years ago
Are we talking about Wendy's founder Dave Thomas here?
hamscout » neu1 years ago
I believe the alt text is referring to that Dave Thomas, but died on 1/8/02, which might explain Onstad's blown concentration during this disaster...
...all thinking about square burgers and Frostys..
...Dave Thomas' body iced on display in a modified "Super Bar"...
girlandagun » pro1 years ago
Quite understandably. I get the feeling Roast Beef spent a good portion of his childhood scrounging in the dumpster for leftover frosty.
trevor328 » pro1 years ago
When I first read this strip I thought that Dave Thomas--the singer from Pere Ubu--had died. I almost cried.
chachibenji » neu2 years ago
Ugh Beef with full punctuation and even emitting a haughty "hah!"
Sad face.
Everyone is freaking out about RB here, I'm guessing cigarettes just helped his depression... for a time.
philipmarschall » neu1 years ago
hahaahahahhaahahahaahahahahahahahaha
puguglypress » neu5 months ago
Lyle is drawn big because he is the focus of the strip, much like classical Japanese paintings where drowning sailors in the background were painted larger than safe observers in the foreground.
also LOL on Beef saying "retarded"
puguglypress » neu5 months ago
also "OF course" is maybe the first use of good dialogue in the strip's history
possums » neu3 months ago
What is even the point of this strip? This is almost as bad as the AIDS comic.
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Strange and distantly familiar, a visit to past times.
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...all thinking about square burgers and Frostys..
...Dave Thomas' body iced on display in a modified "Super Bar"...
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Sad face.
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also LOL on Beef saying "retarded"
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