Ray and the Motorcycle

Ray and the Motorcycle 04/24/2002 « prev 1st rand curr next »

Today's alt text by Sean Collins of New York City: 'This party is now nine times longer than Woodstock'

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Umm, so, without the punch line the joke wouldn't work. Yes. Right.

Achewood has punchlines?

If you take off your glasses and squint and maybe give yourself a half-commodore.

I don't think you can give yourself a half-commodore. Neither can it be halved nor can you do it to yourself.

It is possible, must I draw you a diagram?

I will not draw you a diagram.

ray has the best one liners i've ever heard.

what is with ray and doing things side-saddle?

yeah, riding side-saddle really ruins his cool

It's because he's so frikken hetero, he can do stuff like that.

The outsourced alt-text is pretty weak. The party is clearly over by this point. Way to go Sean

See, I didn't even make the connection to the story line, so instead I just imagined that "This party is now nine times longer then Woodstock" would be something Ray would say just to express his fondness for imaginary motorcycle rides.

It's always a little disconcerting to me to be reminded of Ray's actual size.

That is no longer much of an issue. This was still under the conceit that the animals were getting up to things when the humans weren't around. It's been largely away from that for years now.

I figured size referred to his dong

Man this strip is hella old, but it is also okay, because Ray is becoming Ray.

I want to do this someday.

ride a motorcycle sidesaddle?

Ray's riding that hog like a bitchy-bitch bitch man.

Like a Mr. Lady-Lady.

"You lookin' damn fine, ladies. Me, not so much. Kinda like Charlie McCarthy on a Shovelhead."

Alt text: "Today's alt text by Sean Collins of New York City: 'This party is now nine times longer than Woodstock'"

Achewoodstock

I would totally go to that.

It's just the tenmen for 10hours.

OK, yeah, I'd go as well.

I would totally pass out at that.

His intense expression as he calls at the ladies.

This cat named Ray has an odd affinity for side-saddle riding.

Why does Ray ride side-saddle? I could understand it if he wasn't neutered, because if the world ran on common sense men would ride side-saddle. Think about it.

But he isn't neutered, that was a different Mr. Smuckles.

If the world ran on common sense we wouldn't have motorcycles at all.

Steve McQueen says to take that back.

[IMGS OFF]

Is that what he looks like. Huh.

Steve McQueen ran off to join the circus, worked as a towel boy at a brothel, was a pallbearer at Bruce Lee's funeral, and was legally declared incorrigible.

Clearly there is no higher role model.