Huh I have alreadyinuse's domain adblocked, and this other guy's picture doesn't show up. How come?

Jesus Christ get a grip people

My ignore list is growing without my intervention.

Oh hee hee, AIU has done a clever:

The ignore list now says
"hedonism bot is going to kidnap and rape that AIU twat, the dumb bitch"

Sneaky, and self-deprecating - there's hope for the guy yet.

He was asking for it.

Heh, if someone really did mess that up, I would like to tell them that it is quite clever and brought a smile to my face.

{blushes}

BTW the aperson account is controlled by a consortium of popular and good-looking assetbar posters who wish to remain nameless.

No no NOOO!!!!

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=puns

I don't know who the man who made that website is, but I think it's fair to say he could use a smile now and then.

I'm not a vegetarian, either. He would just say I should have been eating meat.

Agreed. Sometimes he is really funny, though. I really like his critiques (that's not the right word though) of children's art. But his misanthropy does get really annoying sometimes. I mean, it all seems a little fake.
He's like Carlos Mencia.
And Maddox is pretty famous by the way.

carlos mencia is a fucking asshole. he's one of those "ethnic comedians that cannot make a funny joke about anything besides race" types.

>>carlos mencia is a fucking asshole. he's one of those "ethnic comedians that cannot make a funny joke"

Better?

They did the exact same thing at my catholic school.

The religion teacher was an awful harpy of a bitch. She showed us videos starring a woman from the 80s, with the giant shoulder-pad jacket and terrible 80s makeup.
The woman on the video used some kind of analogy about a frog she saw get roadkilled as a child for why God is awesome and Sex is special, and the Harpy said if anyone laughed at any point during any of the lessons, we'd be sent to the principal.

I do not miss that school.

like...like...like in that kids in sandbox video?

no not like that! NOT LIKE THAT!!!!

you said what now?

Can you . . .can you link to that?

you do not want to see

I will take your word for it.

I hate/love to interrupt, but usually the "presents" aren't narrow.

Meatotomy. Ruined Junk. Urethral Stimulation. Ruined being the operative word.

Did you two plan this? You scallywags.

well my avatar is a commentary on your avatar

the avatar specifically.

Thar be chillin stahvin'.

WAIT.

SHIT SHoULD I HAVE USED 'ARE'??

FUCKE WHY CAN'T SPELL CHECK CATCH THAT SHIT FUFCK

FCUK

I'm feeling a lot of... hate on Assetbar today...

No!

*hugshugshugshushugs!!!!*

Please stop hating each other, everyone!

It's almost like somebody set us up...

ha ha

(read as ha ha ha)

...The Bomb?

You have no chance to survive make your time.

Those zigs aren't gonna move themselllllves!

Sounds more computery. Our computer club wrote "blow me" in binary on their shirts. I think. Something similar. 69, maybe. Now I'm not sure.

Not as bad as our Latin Club shirts that say, "Six witnesses pay the penalty to the old woman" in Latin.

The senior class two years before mine had their graduation shirts say "Product of LSD" and then, in small writing underneath it said "Londonderry School Department."

No one of importance caught on until it was too late!

And that is why Pinkerton owns Londonderry in everything.

Except that we are building a building just for freshmen and also are apparently getting uniforms.

sje, there is a man who hates our story. I do not understand.

Probably a Vermonter.
They get jealous of us New Hampshirites easily.

Excuse me for leaving everybody outside the loop.

By the way, do you know who when the next Mack Plaque is?

It's probably soon. I think I remember it being around Halloween, at the same time as the Mack's scarecrow contest.

Maybe I'll see you there.
Also, remember that crazy duck/goose/chicken thing? It was all mutated and stuff, and could barely walk or anything. Maybe it was cross-bred. But everyone agrees that it wasn't a normal bird. It was at Mack's. It probably died years ago though.

Bah, one of my roommates last year was a Vermonter. Nothing but a whiny immature emotional alcoholic. FUCK Vermont.

... I have a Classics Dept. shirt that says "Put the testicles on the tray" in Etruscan... but that was from college.

How you meant to eat a god-damn sandwich when your god-damn woman is telling some god-damn sonofabitch that she's going to sit on his god-damn face? Who the hell can do that?

wow, i totally misread that as 'spit' until I read your post. The implications are somewhat different.

It's called a "snowball fight"

I...I enjoyed this. I hope that is OK.

NO!
But in all seriousness, yes, that is ok.

I enjoyed this too. Is <i>that</i> OK? I love that Achewood can get an emotion across in such a clear and humorous way using only body language.

Oops. This has been my first attempt to do anything fancy on Assetbar, and it failed. I am shamed.

... Aaaaaand I fucked up the lyrics.

You demonstrated some awesome bbcode combos, though. I'm totally all dizzy and wavering around with stars flying around my head.

I think freud would like to have a chat with you.

Or at least Dr. Seuss...

Cox in Box?

Seuss porn

HOP ON POP

Go, Dog, Go!

AUUUUUUUUUUUGH

The Cat in the Jimmy Hat

That reminded me of this

[Assetbar as a sentient program] Reads the ladies[box] and goes to post a relevant image from it's memories, pauses, then posts ASSETBARRIANS! much to the amusement of Word and Excel.

html != bbcode

roast beef would be proud of me for using programming slang, i hope.

I agree that it is okay.

Well, the last panel shows Ray is definitely having a pretty good time and I think if Ray's happy, then that is OK.

And you are an OK person, too.

Lawbot: What does it matter? If you're the only person on earth to enjoy it, then enjoy it! Ya' don't need anyone's permission!

What are the chances that the donut does other voices?

(because I kind of like the idea that it can only produce middle eastern accents)

I don't know why, but I imagined the voice of "Prince Khramoud" sounding like Xerxes from 300...

I imagined your standard racist Arab voice. Maybe if Peter Sellers did a Saudi oil baron?

I thought "emprire" means it would make beef sound like darth vader

I thought well educated brit, Oxford or the other place (Eton) or something, hence the Empire voice donut.

ho hum i misspelt empire.

Emprairie, a portmanteau of empire and prairie.

Empeer = empire beer

hell yes

Chubbied until you can barely walk.

I'm thinking you're gonna a get a lot of love from the Midwesterners who can appreciate the perfectness of the Death Star irrigation system.

(not that others cannot appreciate it, but it is a thing of the Midwest.)

Farmers don't call it their "Giagantic Sprinkler System"

It's . . . not sprinkling either . . .

[IMGS OFF]

check the file name

[IMGS OFF]

and then check this one instead

sje46, you just made my day.

So, if it isn't irrigating, and it isn't sprinkling, then it might be __________ (fill in the blank).

(It just takes all the fun outta a joke ifin ya' gotta 'splain it.)

Millions of Bothans died to get that linking right.

it's not yet fully operational.

One of my favourite exchanges from Withnail and I, beautiful and neat in a way that Onstad also often is. Withnail wishes to disguise Marwood's bourgeois provenance from Uncle Monty.

Monty: Where did you school?
Withnail (hurriedly): He went to the other place, Monty.
Monty: Oh, you went to Eton?

Monty (thus implied, along with Withnail, as having attended Harrow) is then fortunately distracted by the cat before the confused Marwood can respond.

Christmas in Gstaad is gonna cost us.
'Staad. The "G" is silent. 'Staad. George?
'Staad.
Trent?
'Staad, man.
So what about 'Staad?
Fine. The "G" may be silent, but it's gonna take at least three grand to get there.

-----
SOON...
-----

Christmas in Switzerland, Chaz.
'Staad.
Gstaad. Dropping the "G" is phony.
You said everybody says 'Staad.
Not if you've been there.

Booyah?

The cat is a damn oaf.

I read the final paragraph in panel 12 WAY too quick, and ended up reading:

"...unless the Fresh Prince of al-Balazir is there..."

...which I gotta say was just money. Would DJ Jazzy Jaffir be there, too?

whoahhh woahhh woahhh woahhh.

Indeed, Carlim, even the small black dog can see what you cause to allah!
Woe is what you cause! Woah woaaah woaaaah!
the sky is filled with the song of the woe of the people! They are tired of the aged princes who are full of rot! They require a prince who is Fresh!

Good lord this thread is pure gold.

chubbies all around!

i cried

uh-pfuh uh-pssssh uh-pfuh uh-pssssh

That sadly benign expression makes me want an Empire Voice Donut.

I think it just feels good to talk different, like, wow, how is my voice different because of just a whole.

hole

It was a whole hole.

A whole lotta hole.

That is what I said.

A-hole?

Yes, a whole lotta A-hole.

Lyle is a hole man.

Waaaay down inside.
Woman.
You need...
Looooooooooooove.

Every inch of my love.

However, I do not want to be your backdoor man.

What about your lemon? What about the juice?

It muft run down thy leg!

Baby I will use that lemon juice as lubricant.

Don't cry, you will see. It is a wonderful thing, what we are about to do. Don't cry.

Then I will NOT shake for you.

until i fall right out of bed!

You . . . shook me all night long!

Should have quit this thread a long time ago.

I might as well have started this one off by saying:

"I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle..."

It must be a Thursday; I could never get the hang of Thursdays.

Man, whaddya' do when Thursday shows up on Wednesday?

Sundays on the phone to Monday
Tuesdays on the phone to me.

MAAAMA'S GOT A SQUEEZE BOX; DAAAADDY NEVER SLEEPS AT NIGHT

She goes in and out and in and out!

Playin' all night, and the feelin's all right.

She said we didn't see a thing. We said we didn't see a thing.

You didn't heaaar it, you didn't seeee it, you won't say NOTHING to NO ONE NEVER in your life, you never heaarrd it, how silly it all seems without any proof!

But what about the boy?
I heard he saw it all.

He didn't hear it, he didn't see it, he never heard it, not a word of it, he won't say nothing to no one, never (will he) tell a soul what he know is the truth. Get it now?

He's a pinball wizard, there's got to be a twist. Pinball wizard, he's got such a supple wrist...

That deaf, dumb and blind boy sure plays a mean pinball!

I got it all along.

I am sorry nice-on-water, I respect you and the things you do.

I couldn't think of a song to spin off your comment so thank you.

GOOD DAY SUNSHINE!
GOOD DAY SUNSHINE!
GOOD DAY SUNSHINE!

YOU SAY YES
I SAY NO
YOU SAY STOP
AND I SAY GO GO GO
baaaaaaaaaaoooo-wao
OH NO
wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa
YOU SAY GOODBYE
AND I SAY HELLO

Hello, I love you, let me jump in your game

Straaaaange Sceeenes inside the Gooooooooollld Miiiiiiine!

Straaaaange brew, kill what's inside of you.

No one, I think, is in my tree,
I mean I must be high or low.
That is, I can', you know, tune in, but it's all right.
That is, I think it's not too bad!

Dang man but it really all is just a thing of the Beatles with you huh
not that this is a bad thing

I can show you that when it starts to rain,
(When the Rain comes down.)
Everything's the same.
(When the Rain comes down.)
I can show you, I can show you.
Raaaiiiinnnnn!

Turn off your mind, relax
and float down stream
It is not dying
It is not dying

Lay down all thought
Surrender to the void
It is shining
It is shining

That you may see
The meaning of within
It is being
It is being

That love is all
And love is everyone
It is knowing
It is knowing

That ignorance and hate
May mourn the dead
It is believing
It is believing

But listen to the
color of your dreams
It is not living
It is not living

Or play the game
existence to the end
Of the beginning
Of the beginning
Of the beginning
Of the beginning
Of the beginning
Of the beginning

This is the end.

My only friend,

The End.

...and he WALKED ON DOWN THE HALLLLLL...

What does regret mean?

SATAN! SATAN! SATAN!

We were talking-about the space between us all
And the people-who hide themselves behind a wall of illusion
Never glimpse the truth-then it's far too late-when they pass away.
We were talking-about the love we all could share-when we find it
To try our best to hold it there-with our love
With our love-we could save the world-if they only knew.
Try to realize it's all within yourself
No-one else can make you change
And to see you're really only very small,
And life flows ON within you and without you.

HONEY PIE

HONEY PIE


*boing* *boing* *boing* *boing*
*boing* *boing* *boing* *boing*
*boing**boing**boing**boing* *boing**boing**boing**boing*

HONEY PIE

HONEY PIE

I am the Walrus. Koo-koo-kachoo.

I LAAAAHUV YOUUUU HONEY PAAAAH

::Spanish classical guitar [which incidentally appears in Arrested Development]::

HEEEYYY BUNGALOW BILL WHAT DID YOU KILL BUNGALOW BILL

She's not a girl who misses much
Do do do do do do- oh yeah
She's well acquainted with the touch of the velvet hand
Like a lizard on a window pane

The man in the crowd with the multicolored mirrors
On his hobnail boots
Lying with his eyes while his hands are busy
Working overtime
A soap impression of his wife which he ate
And donated to the National Trust

SO UNDERRATED.

I love it. It's like the sound of schizophrenia.

Actually, that would probably be Revolution 9. But still.

Revolution 9 scares me. I skip it every time I listen to that album.

Turn me on, deadman.

Yeah, if you really want to scare yourself, listen to it backwards.
It's all fake, but still.

Also, A Day in the Life scared me the first time I heard it (I was asleep, and the first crescendo woke me up).

both scenes of beautiful dread

Beatles = best. I can't expound.

I am annoyed

She said "I know what it's like to be dead.
I know what it's like to be sad."
And I said,
"YOU'RE MAKING ME FEEL LIKE I'VE NEVER BEEN BORN."

...Spencer?!

He's a real gift!

Mom?!?

Mr. Onstad, I apologize for being skeptical about the idea of a radish blossoming. I have now done some research on the Googler, and according to the int0r wabs, not only do radishes blossom, but their blossoms are what might be known in the vernacular as awesome.

blawesome

That'll be the flickr spaceball.gif then.

Oh goddamnit. This thing.

That is exquisite!

I wonder how big it is?

Silly pussy, size doesn't matter.

I've heard guys say it before, but never a gal! This is most reassuring!

You clearly haven't been hanging out here long enough. Aliis has described her peenological research career to us to support the thesis that size doesn't matter, and also there was talk of a human-sized walking dong (that one was too big).

I am only an average 7.5 inches.

(we are talking about foot size, right?)

Oddly enough, my foot is only 11 inches long. That is why I am 6'3.

My foot is 4 whole inches - wide.

Too big is very, very much an issue. There is such a thing as too small, but it's WAY smaller than most men think. Anyway, girls get off harder if you leave your dong in the other room and use different techniques anyway.

And at the heart of it, who cares if they get off at all?

If your dong is so large that you can leave it mostly in the other room and yet still fuck her, it is quite possibly Too Large.

I heard a child's response to a claim that he has a small dick to be "I've got more dicks than a dick put together."

It was a spur-of-the-moment thing, he couldn't have fore-thought that. Some things just don't come out well. (That's what she said)

Don't come out well? That kid could write for Adult Swim. Come to think of it, he probably does.

HUGE slam on Adult Swim out of nowhere

That's a whole lotta dick!

[IMGS OFF]

The average size of the sperm whale's penis is six feet long, making it the biggest dick on earth.

There's a guy who comes into work who's at least 6' 4". He's pretty much the biggest dick I've ever met.

And it's prehensile! Now there's a skill!

Heheee.. that's the first thing I thought of, too... except without the rainbows. :D

So, achilleselbow (acheman?): let me take a wild stab at what your favorite ATHF dickiso...um episode is.

I think it's a tossup between this one, the Japanese spore alien, and Bible Fruit.

401K!

Suck it dry!

please to free mustache-ah rides!

me a people person. people rike me...because I force them to! WITH VIORENCE.

But dang if the dickisode and bible fruit aren't exactly in my top 30.

Oh, so you want sex with the fries, is that it?

oh god that is mega nasty

that is dog shit

Is your avatar the orgasms from Amelie?

Yes.
I know this 'cause I saw the movie.

I saw the movie, but all i saw in the avatar was vague sexuality and almost some titties.

which were definetly NOT the rudest

Crummy though.

The individual blossoms are pretty small, but there's lots of them on a long stalk (technically the inflorescence is a raceme). Depending on the exact variety, they can be very pretty (like loneal's photo) and would look lovely woven in wreaths.

Beef may wait his time, but nobody bitch slaps him like Tina did and doesn't end up with some steaming revenge served up spicy.

is that a flower or a liver in your avatar?

It's a dog, sillypants.

Are you asking me, C&T? (It's often hard to figure out where in a thread any given post relates...) If so, it's neither a flower nor a liver. It is a picture of Mike, a Chocolate Lab-pit bull cross. He's one of four dogs who share my house.

Chocolate labs are awesome. Pit bulls win the award for Most Annoying Breed of Dog on My Street. (BARK. BARK. BARK. BARK. BARK. BARK. SHUT THE FUCK UP.)

Though to be fair, the pit bulls are actually only competing with various labs, retrievers and huskies. I love all of those dogs you guys.

Mike is very vocal, almost chatty, but rarely loud. Pete, a Black Lab crossed with some sort of Hound, is the loud one in my pack. I mean LOUD. For some reason he thinks that nearly everything requires shouting. When he first joined us some ten months ago he was much more reserved, but as he's become more comfortable he's lost his inhibitions -- or at least his volume control knob broke off.

Haha yes i was asking you, and now i do see it.
I dont know why i thought it was a liver.
I have problems. Apparently

Don't feel bad; there's a frequent poster who has a jazz fellow playing a bass, the neck of which I always mistake for an emaciated arm.

apologies for not knowing the musician's name. Also "jazz fellow" I stole from Paul F. Tompkins

Play on the cymbal, the timbal, the lyre;
Play with appropriate passion. Fashion
Songs of delight and delicious desire
For the night of my nights.

Come where the so well beloved is waiting,
Where the rose and the jasmine mingle
While I tell her the moon is for mating
And 'tis sin to be single!

Let peacocks and monkeys in purple adornings
Show her the way to my bridal chamber,
Then get you gone 'til the morn of my mornings
After the night of my nights!

'Tis the night of my nights!
'Tis the night of my nights!

CHARLES LEDERER

Ray doesn't need to be all slamming sandwiches down to express himself. I like to think he is better than that.

How does this permanently rid him (us) of Tina?

No good can come from a liaison with an Arabic prince at a Checkers (Rally's).

I mean, what do you think happened to Natalee Holloway?

So, are there really such princes there?

Yes, there are many princes in the Saudi royal family, and probably in some of the emirates as well. Bloody rich wankers.

Yes, there are rich Saudi princes. But are any of them presently at the Checkers Lounge?

I almost put a terrible joke, implying that I kidnapped her. But good sense intervened.

Autre, cracked-out Tweety Bird to 50 Cent is not really an improvement at all.

Can I give you a v-chubby?

Yes! (I was trying to avoid math, but it has reared it's unseemly head anyway.)

Should I count this as a vote against "cattiness"?

I forsee lames as far as the eye can see, lames beyond all count, all measure. An empire of lames, built on the bones of good intentions.

Then nothing is learned, and nothing changes. But it was worth an effort.

Cackling, cackling long into the night.

"BRING ME MORE LAMES, LAY THEM DOWN BY MY SIDE!"

"HAVE HIM LAMED AND BROUGHT TO MY TENT!"

Scrooge McDucking in a big old pile of lames. That is the future.

"But I'm not lamed yet!"
"He's almost lamed."

i chubbied this because i wanted to be different.

You do realize this is dangerously troll-like behavior, don't you?

And quite an underhanded means of getting chuppies.

Dude, I've never cared that much.

It's my experience that not caring often results in very little or nothing at all. It usually doesn't result in several posts on the internet. For example, about an hour ago I started writing this post but then deleted it because I decided I didn't care that much. Then I went back and read the polls you posted and decided what the hell, sure I do.

I care about you, and the community - otherwise I wouldn't ask the question.

I don't care about my lame to chubby ratio. It is what it is.

I like getting chubbied for being clever and funny, or moving and sincere; I have no trouble distinguishing that from a chubby vote on something, which means absolutely nothing.

I would like yo more if I did not think of you as a cat.

Meow?

I mean, you don't like cats?

I just don't like cat avaticons. I don't know why. I guess I make broad generalisations about the kind of people who use them.

fuckin hate people who make broad generalizations

We don't take kindly to those who don't take kindly to those who make broad generalizations around here.

Do Roast Beef avaticons count as cat avaticons? I'm just sayin'. . .

NO

He's right. NO.

Your mechanicat is better in that it is not just a cat, but worse because it is Stephen Hawking's wheelchair with a cat head balloon floating above it.

Not a balloon. It is trying to look you in the eye in a meaningful way. It is failing miserably.

Yeah, lechatbotte, I don't know why you're holding out this long about it. Like, I don't know, make it a hand on some piano keys or a guy flipping the bird on a toilet seat--but light blue MS Paint lolcat is definitely not the way a 43 year old ought to roll.

Once again with the "act your age" motif. What precisely did you have in mind? Maybe "Forbes" or "Fortune" instead of "Achewood"? Dude, you are so welcome to your opinion, but answer me this: how exactly should a 43 year old roll? It ain't cool to be sexist or racist, but the gloves of nicety come off for "old geezers"!

A 43-year old should roll with a simple, hefty image--like the masonic seal, or him standing over a felled adversary, I don't know. But I bet you're more mature than the 4chan kids, so it's startling to see a lolcat rolling around you.
I'm not being ageist here, it's just strange--either way, def. not that big a deal.

So, when you get to be 43, check in with me!

Regardless of my image, I am fairly "hefty", and I can tell ya' a hella lot 'bout the masonic seal and it's intwined symbolisms (not sure if that really interests ya').

I listen to the music my kids do, and find neat new things to love while still enjoying the gold old music of my youth and young adulthood. I recreate life anew everyday, so it nevers gets old, dry or boring. I read voraciously and variedly. I love people in all the ways they are, and you'll never find a fiercer friend or more loyal supporter! You'd be amazed at what powers I will bring to bear if you are my friend and in need of help!
If I'm lucky, in 20 years I'll be listening the the music my grandkids dig, and cracking jokes about silly stuff, while still finding newness in every day and every relationship. Of course, I could just be a silly, senile alsheimer's participant - but then who'd know the difference?

I do not have a cornucopia of chubbies, so I am voting with lames. I think chatbot will be okay with this.

A lame is not a vote. It is unclear if a lame is meant to agree, or merely express annoyance at being asked the question. In the end, I will only be counting the chubbies. (However, you may lame me anytime you wish, loneal, and I will still smile about it.)

May I observe (whilst still remaining humble about it) that you have twice the chubbies available to give here in no small measure due to a respectful request made for more chubbies to the assetbar admin by yours truly? I'm just saying . . .

My lame is a vote.

Silly loneal, everyone knows women can't vote anyway.

No argument. Your lame is a vote. But, since it isn't clear what you were voting on (agreement or annoyance), it will not be counted. I will only tally chubbies in taking a community temperature on the cat persona. If you don't care, then it don't matter. But if you wish to be heard, only a chubby will work. Lames express a completely different vote criteria and I'll let assetbar tally that for me.

But if you tell me which one you lamed, I'll make an exception and add your vote, loneal. (I was really trying to avoid math on this one.)

Thank you. You vote has been counted.

Oh dang loneal, the dude just inhabiting hisself authentically an all.

Don't worry pooka! Everyone's opinion counts here. I only want what's so, not false politeness.

I tried to make it anonymous, but folks got so worried about any possibility of someone getting an unearned chubby (you'd have thought I was asking for money or something), that it didn't completely work.

Now, loneal has the guts to be up front and honest, and put her name on it. Don't make her wrong for that! Besides, neither answer is "right" or "wrong", it's just whether the humor works or not.

Fact, let's try this: chubby loneal here if you hate the cat. Chubby aperson if you like it. Do nothing if you couldn't care less!

NO.

chatbot: his name is appropriate, because he writes as much as a robot whose only programming is to write all the time, chatting away, filling up your screen with walls of text.

Man, some things are too important to do over the internet. Let's take this to the Achewood World Tour stops. After Onstad warms up the crowd with some book signings and glad-handing, we can hold a community forum on whether or not we want you to pretend to be a cat on the message board. Jim Lehrer will moderate.

at least somebody has some goddamn perspective

So lechebotte is a Turing Capable robo-cat? The possibilities are...
[IMGS OFF]
awful.

Hello.

My. Name. Is. Lieutenant. Whiskers.

Do. You. Have. Any. Food?

Or. Food. Smell?

Please. To. Place. Hand. Appendage. On. Neck. Place. Thankyou.

I had a fantastic night yesterday - better than many a weekend night. And yet feel some regret at having missed being here with this genius. You guys are awesome!

Can. Has. Cheezburgr?

I propose that talking about your character this much ruins it. Sorry ChatBot. The amusing appeal of Gladbags and Manflesh (is he really playing a character?) is that they don't break character.

The appeal of Hedonismbot is that he slips in and out (that's what she said) of character creepily.

And I don't have a character!

*hugs!*

Was I the one that gave you that name first though? You've never over-played it really (come to think of it, in accordance with Philippe you wouldn't know when not to overplay it, how convenient!).

I stayed in character as...a nerd?

Yeah, this is sort of like when you were a kid and that one teacher did that show with puppets, only she took it like really, really far and wouldn't answer you unless you looked right at the puppet and addressed the puppet as "ma'am" or "sir" and was pretty much the Daniel Day-Lewis of puppets. Except rather than being rapacious monsters her characters were made of yarn and wanted you not to walk home by yourself. Also there was a lot less Maalox and tears in Day-Lewis's roles.

and then at the end of the day you were all like BITCH IF YOU WANT ME TO RIDE HOME WITH MY MOM THEN JUST SAY SO, DON'T MAKE ME STARE INTO THOSE OFF-KILTER GOOGLEY EYES AND SING YOU A GOD DAMN SONG ABOUT IT

JESUS

I think you underestimate The Last of the Mohicans.

I might also be underestimating puppets.

My lame was a vote against you doing this whole thing where you ask us what you should do. Actually, I lamed all those posts.

"That is fine, colorlessness! I appreciate you voicing your opinion and fully embodying yourself in your chosen state of being!"

Something is learned; progress is made.

We typed at the same time! Jinx!

Thank you for expressing yourself! If laming others is what gives you validation, I'm certainly lame-worthy most days!

Please note that I never asked what I should do, and I likely never will. I only asked the community's opinion. At no point have I made any commitment to what I would do with that information.

If that's how you see it. I wanted to get a feel for how much of the community felt like you on this one, versus liking the <meows>, or just not caring. But if I used a simple chubby vs lame, after 3 negative votes, many wouldn't see it to vote. Can you think of a better way to get the same information? I'm all ears.

I don't mind it at all! You have as muck right to act like a cat and hedonismbot does to act like a basement rapist and I do to act like a youngin'.


I've said too much.

Again, the girls weren't able to say it was rape at the time. Most of them enjoyed it secretly. At least, after I paid them.

Now the guys on the other hand... Yeah, I raped those dudes. I was giggling like a motherfucker the whole time.

It produced a jovial atmosphere.

It was like... "Santa?!"
"..."
"NOT SANTA, NOT SANTA."

"Muck right"? Can someone explain the legalities of muck rights to me?

Aww fuckbucket.

MUCH

Muks have plenty of legal rights until captured. It's just the social order of things.[IMGS OFF]

Also, in the census, captured Pokemon are only worth four-fifths of a human.

Still more than black people. :-(

Oh man, I was gonna say something about the Three-Fifths Compromise, but panicked and thought it would be considered slander. You are a braver man than I.

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I am also a black man.

Such topics are my dominion.

Thank you for knowing your place white people.

End communication.

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I know a black guy!

Tell him it's his birthday.

Then tell him you don't care that it's his birthday

Damn, but are these chubbies built to last.

But falseprophet is my friend!

Lechatbotte has been on my ignore list for a while now. Just sayin'.

Oh, (in the sense of the kids' card game, rather than outdated street slang) snap!

Sorry for the redundant post. Should have scrolled down first. Still the parity between our posts is vaguely interesting. Or not.

I'm feelin' the love! (So let's all talk about jbushnell behind his back.)

Hey, mine too!

Mine too, I'm afraid. I wasn't actually offended or annoyed by him, but scrolling past all those thousand-word essays was threatening to void the warranty on my mouse.

Proud of you both!