that IS what you are.

A toilet seat that smokes a cigar.

The End.

Manflesh, be my man-wife.

If if the bbcode hadn't fucked you at least once in that post, you'd either have been very lucky or possessing god-like assetbar powers.

That is so freakin' sweet of you. Never let it be said that Dr Manflesh is not sweet.

I used to think that when your dreams started to get more vivid than your life, it meant you were going nuts. Now I'm just convinced it means your brain is trying to tell you something really important, almost invariably about yourself. Only you can know what this is though. Sharing your dreams with your friends is ultimately pointless, though it can be a fun way of annoying your friends.

That just isn't done. It leads to endless heirarchies of posts clogging the tubes, man.

Truth be told, there are not enough lames around for every malicious and poorly thought out post for that to happen. Hell, tsrts13 still has posts visible and bothering me.

Yeah, don't think you're in danger of that, sport.

Chubbied for Billy Madison reference. That's kicking it old school (grade school?)

and just in case you're curious, i am an english major, which means i do know the difference between your and you're, and my incorrect usage of the word was intentional.

Christ, if English majors could be relied upon to know the difference between your and you're, what the fuck would I do for a living?

Just because it was intentional doesn't make it any less retarded.

More likely it's because every time someone mentions Chinese people, or Chinese culture, or Chinese language, or Chinese restaurants, or China dishware, or porn involving Chinese people, or anything that begins with the letters C-H-I, someone immediately posts CHING CHONG WING WONG like it's this really clever thing they just thought of without any help from anyone else ever. It was great the first 500 or so times to quote it directly, but by now you should have some sense of awareness in your post that this has been done before. Falseprophet had this in his, and currently has 60 chubbies to 5 lames. mc_white's post did not have this, and currently has 4 chubbies to 44 lames. The people have spoken: use CHING CHONG WING WONG responsibly.

What'd be funny/shitty is if he was honestly trying to help in this manner, and now has like 45 lames for his trouble

Jokes? I get jokes!

If you're gonna make the obvious unnecessary reference, you could at least get Blister's manner of speaking right:

"NO WAY THAT SHIT IS INSANE / IT'S ALL, CHING CHONG WING WONG"

No chubby for effort this time.

There were no survivors.

Or ever. Worst . . . Eighties Band . . . af all.
(Oops, wait, I forgot Kajagoogoo (sp?))

The gesture Ahmadinejad is making makes your avatar perfect for the statement you have made.

But I thought that Mahddy said there was no wang chung in Iran?

The wang chung is all hangin' ten.

That is the most offensive comment you could have possibly made.

Inviso-chubby.

I don't get it. How?
BTW, according to a website listing cruising locations, there are DEFINITELY gays in Iran.

The joke is that in Iran, the way they make it so that there are no gays in Iran is that they hang you for being gay.

It's similar to one of those "In Soviet Russia" jokes, except that these jokes all end with you being promptly executed.

It's also based on a mistranslation of something Ahmedinejad once said: He said that homosexuality isn't thing in Iran, meaning that you can't "be gay" there in the western sense (at least in the eyes of others), you have to be a dude who likes bumsex with other dudes.* This is the only reasonable translation of what he said, because he knows how many people have been hanged for mansex.

It is unnecessary to post the number of gay dudes who do not like bumsex, or to point out that iran murders lesbians as well. Everyone knows these things.

This comment got 3 lames. That means there are at least 3 people who read Achewood, but don't have a sense of humor.

Don't cry. Leet Key, of course, decoded it handily into the appropriate Chinese characters.

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/770

Leet Key and what else?

I installed the addon, check all the different View possibilities, and it is the same gobbledygook.

What else do I need to do?

BBcode fuck-ups make national emblems very sad.

especially 8-bit versions.

though it was the PS2 that had an emotion chip inside.

(This is one of those situations where the avatar fits the comment perfectly)

Whoa! That was a good one!

BBCode fuck-ups are like assetbar m-80s.

I can kind of tell you're new here, but heads up, asset bar can's handle a plus sign, let along Mandarin.

I mean, shit.

possums is a Connoisseur. A Connoisseur, god dammit.

italics are warranted

If only we could edit!

What was this supposed to be?

WHAT WERE YOU

Hell of yes.

People lame this because it's racist but chubby it because it's true.

Actually, it's not racist. There are a lot of Chinese people at most casinos. It's not a generalisation, it's a fact. (A generalisation would be "All Chinese people love to gamble and are at casinos constantly.")

Nether-chubby.

Did I say "all"? No, I said "most".

But chubbies for "casinist".

All casinos on the west coast have lots of Chinese people. It is a verifiable fact. It is also a deep spiritual connection that I share with the Chinese people, a love of drinking poorly made Rusty Nails while losing money to either the Indians (if in California) or the mob (if in Nevada).

I reject and denounce.

Oh dang, yeah he does. Man boobs all kinds of sagging there T.

yeah he's suffering from Clint Eastwood disease.

it is terrifying

Terrifying non sequitur followed by hilarious pun: the pinnacle of modern comedy!

(I don't think I know how to sound genuine on the Internet anymore because I am honestly laughing. Someone, please - stop this.)

Hipster walks into a bar. He sez "this place sucks, it's full of hipsters."

I am old enough to remember the birth of the Age of Irony. It actually had nothing to do with the internet and was more of a spontaneous phenomena. Hipsters are not the fathers of it, more like its offal. And I mean that in the nicest possible way. I think irony was born from the ashes of The Cosby Show. A kid could learn all sorts of shit from that show.

it's suffering from Michael J. Fox disease.

I think that's capsular contracture.

and it kinda looks like a little Manga frog there in the last panel.

little Manga frog just chillin on T's stomach.

This must be something you can only understand if you either:
a)have no sense of shame
b)live by yourself

c.) the air conditioning is on the blink in southern California

E) Jerkin' it to an odd fetish until Beef walks in

The implication that T was jerking it to a dog being fired into outer space fills be me fear, terror and hatred.

you probably wouldn't much like gravity's rainbow, then.

Yeah. About 768 reasons.

Note: That is the number of pages my edition of Gravity's Rainbowhas. Get it?

don't be dissing pynchon, dawgs, hella bad judgment. good point, iidebaser. philippe could have a smashing day on board the chums of chance's airship, for sure

So, to bring it all back. While Teodor was jerkin it to a odd fetish, do you think he was singing "the penis he thought was his own" from sed Novella?

he has it all worked out for faggotstyle guitar, I'm sure.

Reading Gravity's Rainbow is like reading a massive equation by Einstein, which nearly makes sense, except he's put all the way through this one symbol, and by purpose or mistake the key to that symbol is 1 1 = 5, and everything is just made ridiculous!

1 plus 1.

I wonder if it's not more like an equation that makes you question the validity of =

e.) are awesome.

Hell of amendments, yo.

f.) are hung like a cranberry.
g.) are stuffed.

F) Have been brainwashed to believe that pants are BAD.

Oh, no no! Rest assured, I myself live a pantless lifestyle. 'Tis truly the prime style of life!