If if the bbcode hadn't fucked you at least once in that post, you'd either have been very lucky or possessing god-like assetbar powers.
foea » neu4 months ago
That is so freakin' sweet of you. Never let it be said that Dr Manflesh is not sweet.
flazisismuss » neu4 months ago
I used to think that when your dreams started to get more vivid than your life, it meant you were going nuts. Now I'm just convinced it means your brain is trying to tell you something really important, almost invariably about yourself. Only you can know what this is though. Sharing your dreams with your friends is ultimately pointless, though it can be a fun way of annoying your friends.
geysershitdick » neu4 months ago
That is weird that you replied to a pretty clever reference with a less-clever version of the same reference.
king_duncan » pro4 months ago
My friends and I call doing that "Joke Boating"; he missed the boat on the first reference and had to get his own joke in there.
johnnyrocker » neu4 months ago
What if, instead of trying to be funny, MC_white was trying to be helpful? Maybe he was just explaining it for the people who hadn't read that strip.
Thanks Mc_white, but we can take it from here.
dangelder » neu4 months ago
That just isn't done. It leads to endless heirarchies of posts clogging the tubes, man.
lastpolarbear » neu4 months ago
I've noticed that any time someone makes a "CHING CHONG WING WONG" reference, it gets lamed out of existence - most likely by people who missed that strip and think the comment is racist. Maybe MC_white is just trying to prevent unnecessary laming.
davey-boy » neu4 months ago
Truth be told, there are not enough lames around for every malicious and poorly thought out post for that to happen. Hell, tsrts13 still has posts visible and bothering me.
biff » neu4 months ago
His stupid?
hawaiian_robot » neu4 months ago
Yeah, don't think you're in danger of that, sport.
retinarow » neu4 months ago
Chubbied for Billy Madison reference. That's kicking it old school (grade school?)
hellofyellin » neu4 months ago
mc_white? More like BORE-OPHYLL!
tsrts13 » neu4 months ago
and just in case you're curious, i am an english major, which means i do know the difference between your and you're, and my incorrect usage of the word was intentional.
boredom_man » neu4 months ago
Christ, if English majors could be relied upon to know the difference between your and you're, what the fuck would I do for a living?
dovey » neu4 months ago
Just because it was intentional doesn't make it any less retarded.
dougthehead » neu4 months ago
More likely it's because every time someone mentions Chinese people, or Chinese culture, or Chinese language, or Chinese restaurants, or China dishware, or porn involving Chinese people, or anything that begins with the letters C-H-I, someone immediately posts CHING CHONG WING WONG like it's this really clever thing they just thought of without any help from anyone else ever. It was great the first 500 or so times to quote it directly, but by now you should have some sense of awareness in your post that this has been done before. Falseprophet had this in his, and currently has 60 chubbies to 5 lames. mc_white's post did not have this, and currently has 4 chubbies to 44 lames. The people have spoken: use CHING CHONG WING WONG responsibly.
ford » neu4 months ago
What'd be funny/shitty is if he was honestly trying to help in this manner, and now has like 45 lames for his trouble
wae » neu4 months ago
Jokes? I get jokes!
envika » neu4 months ago
If you're gonna make the obvious unnecessary reference, you could at least get Blister's manner of speaking right:
"NO WAY THAT SHIT IS INSANE / IT'S ALL, CHING CHONG WING WONG"
No chubby for effort this time.
unquotable » neu4 months ago
what about those of us who want to wang chung?
flazisismuss » neu4 months ago
When do you think it might be a good time to be wanging chung? I think tonight is the answer.
tekende » pro4 months ago
And it is probably best that everyone participate in the wanging of chung tonight.
autrepoupee » neu4 months ago
tragically, no one in the band Wang Chung had sex that night.
falseprophet » neu4 months ago
There were no survivors.
spectre » pro4 months ago
Or ever. Worst . . . Eighties Band . . . af all.
(Oops, wait, I forgot Kajagoogoo (sp?))
falseprophet » pro4 months ago
The gesture Ahmadinejad is making makes your avatar perfect for the statement you have made.
But I thought that Mahddy said there was no wang chung in Iran?
scraggg » neu4 months ago
The wang chung is all hangin' ten.
falseprophet » pro4 months ago
That is the most offensive comment you could have possibly made.
Inviso-chubby.
gormster » neu4 months ago
I don't get it. How?
BTW, according to a website listing cruising locations, there are DEFINITELY gays in Iran.
falseprophet » neu4 months ago
The joke is that in Iran, the way they make it so that there are no gays in Iran is that they hang you for being gay.
scraggg » neu4 months ago
It's similar to one of those "In Soviet Russia" jokes, except that these jokes all end with you being promptly executed.
It's also based on a mistranslation of something Ahmedinejad once said: He said that homosexuality isn't thing in Iran, meaning that you can't "be gay" there in the western sense (at least in the eyes of others), you have to be a dude who likes bumsex with other dudes.* This is the only reasonable translation of what he said, because he knows how many people have been hanged for mansex.
It is unnecessary to post the number of gay dudes who do not like bumsex, or to point out that iran murders lesbians as well. Everyone knows these things.
skoora » neu4 months ago
This comment got 3 lames. That means there are at least 3 people who read Achewood, but don't have a sense of humor.
possums » neu4 months ago
%u76F4%u81F3%u4F60%u7684%uFF0C%u987E%u5BA2
possums » neu4 months ago
oh fuck bbcode in it's wing-wong ass
cmr » neu4 months ago
Don't cry. Leet Key, of course, decoded it handily into the appropriate Chinese characters.
I installed the addon, check all the different View possibilities, and it is the same gobbledygook.
What else do I need to do?
drskradley » neu4 months ago
BBcode fuck-ups make national emblems very sad.
cpnglxynchos » neu4 months ago
especially 8-bit versions.
though it was the PS2 that had an emotion chip inside.
envika » neu4 months ago
(This is one of those situations where the avatar fits the comment perfectly)
sncether » neu4 months ago
Whoa! That was a good one!
BBCode fuck-ups are like assetbar m-80s.
spinynorman » neu4 months ago
I can kind of tell you're new here, but heads up, asset bar can's handle a plus sign, let along Mandarin.
I mean, shit.
spinynorman » neu4 months ago
Hot damn, I fucked that up a hell of a lot
fineoakstructure » neu4 months ago
possums is a Connoisseur. A Connoisseur, god dammit.
possums » neu4 months ago
italics are warranted
saurkraus » pro4 months ago
If only we could edit!
daidai » neu4 months ago
What was this supposed to be?
WHAT WERE YOU
hoboninja » neu4 months ago
Hell of yes.
gormster » neu4 months ago
People lame this because it's racist but chubby it because it's true.
Actually, it's not racist. There are a lot of Chinese people at most casinos. It's not a generalisation, it's a fact. (A generalisation would be "All Chinese people love to gamble and are at casinos constantly.")
catgrl131 » neu4 months ago
Oh, what, so now ALL casinos have to have Chinese people?
That, sir, is casinist!
falseprophet » pro4 months ago
Nether-chubby.
gormster » neu4 months ago
Did I say "all"? No, I said "most".
But chubbies for "casinist".
flazisismuss » neu4 months ago
All casinos on the west coast have lots of Chinese people. It is a verifiable fact. It is also a deep spiritual connection that I share with the Chinese people, a love of drinking poorly made Rusty Nails while losing money to either the Indians (if in California) or the mob (if in Nevada).
landstander » neu4 months ago
I reject and denounce.
coolbreeze3 » neu4 months ago
and of course Teodore isn't wearing any pants.
sncether » neu4 months ago
He has "assisted living center" chest, too.
coolbreeze3 » neu4 months ago
Oh dang, yeah he does. Man boobs all kinds of sagging there T.
opprobrium » neu4 months ago
yeah he's suffering from Clint Eastwood disease.
eatmorekix » neu4 months ago
oh my GOD your avatar is MOVING
numberkillinger » neu4 months ago
it is terrifying
terrainasaur » neu4 months ago
i was moved too.
gormster » neu4 months ago
Terrifying non sequitur followed by hilarious pun: the pinnacle of modern comedy!
(I don't think I know how to sound genuine on the Internet anymore because I am honestly laughing. Someone, please - stop this.)
myrrdisparo » neu4 months ago
I love how on the Internet, you have to post a disclaimer every time you are NOT being ironic.
Personally, I blame the hipsters
harveymersault » neu4 months ago
...ironically?
wae » neu4 months ago
The problem is, I can't tell whether the comment is wearing skinny jeans and a fancy haircut designed to not look like a haircut.
laserblade » neu4 months ago
Hipster walks into a bar. He sez "this place sucks, it's full of hipsters."
flazisismuss » neu4 months ago
I am old enough to remember the birth of the Age of Irony. It actually had nothing to do with the internet and was more of a spontaneous phenomena. Hipsters are not the fathers of it, more like its offal. And I mean that in the nicest possible way. I think irony was born from the ashes of The Cosby Show. A kid could learn all sorts of shit from that show.
opprobrium » neu4 months ago
it's suffering from Michael J. Fox disease.
maximus » neu4 months ago
I think that's capsular contracture.
woodenteeth » neu4 months ago
and it kinda looks like a little Manga frog there in the last panel.
little Manga frog just chillin on T's stomach.
tsrts13 » neu4 months ago
The best part is that he walked into the living room, sat down, and then took off his pants. It's not like he just got up naked and went to watch TV; he made a conscious decision to take his pants off while watching TV.
lexsenthur » neu4 months ago
This must be something you can only understand if you either:
a)have no sense of shame
b)live by yourself
professorhazard » neu4 months ago
c.) the air conditioning is on the blink in southern California
donward2 » neu4 months ago
d.) just feel like being nude.
talbain » neu4 months ago
E) Jerkin' it to an odd fetish until Beef walks in
wittyname » neu4 months ago
The implication that T was jerking it to a dog being fired into outer space fills be me fear, terror and hatred.
iidebaser » pro4 months ago
you probably wouldn't much like gravity's rainbow, then.
spinynorman » neu4 months ago
There are probably more than a few reasons why most people wouldn't like Gravity's Rainbow.
falseprophet » pro4 months ago
Yeah. About 768 reasons.
Note: That is the number of pages my edition of Gravity's Rainbowhas. Get it?
moorman » neu4 months ago
don't be dissing pynchon, dawgs, hella bad judgment. good point, iidebaser. philippe could have a smashing day on board the chums of chance's airship, for sure
helmstreet » neu4 months ago
So, to bring it all back. While Teodor was jerkin it to a odd fetish, do you think he was singing "the penis he thought was his own" from sed Novella?
iidebaser » neu4 months ago
he has it all worked out for faggotstyle guitar, I'm sure.
hereward » neu4 months ago
Reading Gravity's Rainbow is like reading a massive equation by Einstein, which nearly makes sense, except he's put all the way through this one symbol, and by purpose or mistake the key to that symbol is 1 1 = 5, and everything is just made ridiculous!
hereward » neu4 months ago
1 plus 1.
helmstreet » neu4 months ago
I wonder if it's not more like an equation that makes you question the validity of =
talix18 » neu4 months ago
E.1) Jerkin' it to an odd fetish knowing Beef was walking in.
E.1.1) Jerkin' it to an odd fetish because Beef was walking in.
spinynorman » neu4 months ago
e.) are awesome.
lexsenthur » neu4 months ago
Hell of amendments, yo.
quantumcasaba » neu4 months ago
f.) are hung like a cranberry.
g.) are stuffed.
catgrl131 » neu4 months ago
F) Have been brainwashed to believe that pants are BAD.
dovey » neu4 months ago
I think it is you that has been brainwashed to believe pants are good!
catgrl131 » neu4 months ago
Oh, no no! Rest assured, I myself live a pantless lifestyle. 'Tis truly the prime style of life!
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"NO WAY THAT SHIT IS INSANE / IT'S ALL, CHING CHONG WING WONG"
No chubby for effort this time.
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(Oops, wait, I forgot Kajagoogoo (sp?))
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But I thought that Mahddy said there was no wang chung in Iran?
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Inviso-chubby.
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BTW, according to a website listing cruising locations, there are DEFINITELY gays in Iran.
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It is unnecessary to post the number of gay dudes who do not like bumsex, or to point out that iran murders lesbians as well. Everyone knows these things.
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https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/770
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I installed the addon, check all the different View possibilities, and it is the same gobbledygook.
What else do I need to do?
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though it was the PS2 that had an emotion chip inside.
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BBCode fuck-ups are like assetbar m-80s.
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I mean, shit.
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WHAT WERE YOU
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Actually, it's not racist. There are a lot of Chinese people at most casinos. It's not a generalisation, it's a fact. (A generalisation would be "All Chinese people love to gamble and are at casinos constantly.")
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That, sir, is casinist!
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But chubbies for "casinist".
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(I don't think I know how to sound genuine on the Internet anymore because I am honestly laughing. Someone, please - stop this.)
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Personally, I blame the hipsters
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little Manga frog just chillin on T's stomach.
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a)have no sense of shame
b)live by yourself
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Note: That is the number of pages my edition of Gravity's Rainbowhas. Get it?
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E.1.1) Jerkin' it to an odd fetish because Beef was walking in.
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g.) are stuffed.
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