that IS what you are.

A toilet seat that smokes a cigar.

Manflesh, be my man-wife.

If if the bbcode hadn't fucked you at least once in that post, you'd either have been very lucky or possessing god-like assetbar powers.

That is so freakin' sweet of you. Never let it be said that Dr Manflesh is not sweet.

I used to think that when your dreams started to get more vivid than your life, it meant you were going nuts. Now I'm just convinced it means your brain is trying to tell you something really important, almost invariably about yourself. Only you can know what this is though. Sharing your dreams with your friends is ultimately pointless, though it can be a fun way of annoying your friends.

That just isn't done. It leads to endless heirarchies of posts clogging the tubes, man.

Truth be told, there are not enough lames around for every malicious and poorly thought out post for that to happen. Hell, tsrts13 still has posts visible and bothering me.

Yeah, don't think you're in danger of that, sport.

Chubbied for Billy Madison reference. That's kicking it old school (grade school?)

and just in case you're curious, i am an english major, which means i do know the difference between your and you're, and my incorrect usage of the word was intentional.

Christ, if English majors could be relied upon to know the difference between your and you're, what the fuck would I do for a living?

Just because it was intentional doesn't make it any less retarded.

Lamed for being lame. You diss my dog, you fluff my hog!

You must have some wicked sack to come in here and admit yore an English major.

More likely it's because every time someone mentions Chinese people, or Chinese culture, or Chinese language, or Chinese restaurants, or China dishware, or porn involving Chinese people, or anything that begins with the letters C-H-I, someone immediately posts CHING CHONG WING WONG like it's this really clever thing they just thought of without any help from anyone else ever. It was great the first 500 or so times to quote it directly, but by now you should have some sense of awareness in your post that this has been done before. Falseprophet had this in his, and currently has 60 chubbies to 5 lames. mc_white's post did not have this, and currently has 4 chubbies to 44 lames. The people have spoken: use CHING CHONG WING WONG responsibly.

What'd be funny/shitty is if he was honestly trying to help in this manner, and now has like 45 lames for his trouble

mc_white COME ON SHOW ME HER NAKED.

Jokes? I get jokes!

If you're gonna make the obvious unnecessary reference, you could at least get Blister's manner of speaking right:

"NO WAY THAT SHIT IS INSANE / IT'S ALL, CHING CHONG WING WONG"

No chubby for effort this time.

There were no survivors.

Or ever. Worst . . . Eighties Band . . . af all.
(Oops, wait, I forgot Kajagoogoo (sp?))

You are underestimating the 80's...there's gotta be worse ones nobody has ever even heard of.

The gesture Ahmadinejad is making makes your avatar perfect for the statement you have made.

But I thought that Mahddy said there was no wang chung in Iran?

The wang chung is all hangin' ten.

That is the most offensive comment you could have possibly made.

Inviso-chubby.

I don't get it. How?
BTW, according to a website listing cruising locations, there are DEFINITELY gays in Iran.

The joke is that in Iran, the way they make it so that there are no gays in Iran is that they hang you for being gay.

It's similar to one of those "In Soviet Russia" jokes, except that these jokes all end with you being promptly executed.

It's also based on a mistranslation of something Ahmedinejad once said: He said that homosexuality isn't thing in Iran, meaning that you can't "be gay" there in the western sense (at least in the eyes of others), you have to be a dude who likes bumsex with other dudes.* This is the only reasonable translation of what he said, because he knows how many people have been hanged for mansex.

It is unnecessary to post the number of gay dudes who do not like bumsex, or to point out that iran murders lesbians as well. Everyone knows these things.

This comment got 3 lames. That means there are at least 3 people who read Achewood, but don't have a sense of humor.

Don't cry. Leet Key, of course, decoded it handily into the appropriate Chinese characters.

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/770

Leet Key and what else?

I installed the addon, check all the different View possibilities, and it is the same gobbledygook.

What else do I need to do?

BBcode fuck-ups make national emblems very sad.

especially 8-bit versions.

though it was the PS2 that had an emotion chip inside.

(This is one of those situations where the avatar fits the comment perfectly)

Whoa! That was a good one!

BBCode fuck-ups are like assetbar m-80s.

I can kind of tell you're new here, but heads up, asset bar can's handle a plus sign, let along Mandarin.

I mean, shit.

possums is a Connoisseur. A Connoisseur, god dammit.

italics are warranted

If only we could edit!

What was this supposed to be?

WHAT WERE YOU

Hell of yes.

People lame this because it's racist but chubby it because it's true.

Actually, it's not racist. There are a lot of Chinese people at most casinos. It's not a generalisation, it's a fact. (A generalisation would be "All Chinese people love to gamble and are at casinos constantly.")

Nether-chubby.

Did I say "all"? No, I said "most".

But chubbies for "casinist".

All casinos on the west coast have lots of Chinese people. It is a verifiable fact. It is also a deep spiritual connection that I share with the Chinese people, a love of drinking poorly made Rusty Nails while losing money to either the Indians (if in California) or the mob (if in Nevada).

I reject and denounce.

Oh dang, yeah he does. Man boobs all kinds of sagging there T.

yeah he's suffering from Clint Eastwood disease.

it is terrifying

Terrifying non sequitur followed by hilarious pun: the pinnacle of modern comedy!

(I don't think I know how to sound genuine on the Internet anymore because I am honestly laughing. Someone, please - stop this.)

Hipster walks into a bar. He sez "this place sucks, it's full of hipsters."

I am old enough to remember the birth of the Age of Irony. It actually had nothing to do with the internet and was more of a spontaneous phenomena. Hipsters are not the fathers of it, more like its offal. And I mean that in the nicest possible way. I think irony was born from the ashes of The Cosby Show. A kid could learn all sorts of shit from that show.

it's suffering from Michael J. Fox disease.

I think that's capsular contracture.

and it kinda looks like a little Manga frog there in the last panel.

little Manga frog just chillin on T's stomach.

This must be something you can only understand if you either:
a)have no sense of shame
b)live by yourself

c.) the air conditioning is on the blink in southern California

E) Jerkin' it to an odd fetish until Beef walks in

The implication that T was jerking it to a dog being fired into outer space fills be me fear, terror and hatred.

you probably wouldn't much like gravity's rainbow, then.

Yeah. About 768 reasons.

Note: That is the number of pages my edition of Gravity's Rainbowhas. Get it?

don't be dissing pynchon, dawgs, hella bad judgment. good point, iidebaser. philippe could have a smashing day on board the chums of chance's airship, for sure

So, to bring it all back. While Teodor was jerkin it to a odd fetish, do you think he was singing "the penis he thought was his own" from sed Novella?

he has it all worked out for faggotstyle guitar, I'm sure.

Reading Gravity's Rainbow is like reading a massive equation by Einstein, which nearly makes sense, except he's put all the way through this one symbol, and by purpose or mistake the key to that symbol is 1 1 = 5, and everything is just made ridiculous!

1 plus 1.

I wonder if it's not more like an equation that makes you question the validity of =

Those people can go back to their Tim Allen movies. Ha!

e.) are awesome.

Hell of amendments, yo.

f.) are hung like a cranberry.
g.) are stuffed.

F) Have been brainwashed to believe that pants are BAD.

Oh, no no! Rest assured, I myself live a pantless lifestyle. 'Tis truly the prime style of life!

I sense a lie.

Oh, god, you're right. I just...I wanted to fit in so bad, I just...I lost who I really was...I just-Can you ever forgive me?

NO

Well that's fine I mean I hope he did not get a nasty old tumescence though

i am mezmerized by your avatar.

Eeww, gotta Febreeze that couch cushion!

[IMGS OFF]

Well i guess he could be wearing some 80's cut-offs there. T's got style but sometimes he just cant be bothered to wear full length pants. Or a shirt. Or at least cover his man boobs.

What did happen to his regular, non-ridiculous pants?

no such thing ever existed. thats what.

Why is T watching TV docs in the nude?

Yes, because Teodor has missile related plans..

Does he ever!

Falseprophet is on fire today!

Because is FRIDAY!

Have you never done this?

Not with roommates around.

Roast Beef isn't his roommate.

the unmistakable sound of a studded leather codpiece hitting linoleum is heard

And the squeak of a sparingly-varnished wooden stool
scraping a non-varnished wooden floor.

Talk about wicked sack.

They make splatter screens that go over the top of pans to prevent bacon grease from splashing out and burning your naked flesh. It only took one burn to the lower abdomen for me to purchase one. That grease splatter was a little bit too close to the junk for comfort.

Yours may be "junk"; mine are "jewels."

call them what you want. i still ain't wanna be in any close proximity with 'em.

hey you might want to be careful with yr shades: a friend of mine recently said to me "there's this couple that lives by me, and they're always naked around the house, and one day i saw them in there making bacon and totally getting the shit burned out of them and i was like 'take that, nudists!'"

you don't by any chance live in eugene, oregon, do you?

just a thought . . .

man everyone in eugene is naked. all anarchist chicks with saggy tits, shiiiiiit

It is perhaps the best thing for a relationship to set aside one day of the week to be naked around the house.

The bacon thing is just icing on the cake. Salty, porky, icing.

We had Shirtless- and Pantsless-O'Clocks in college. Good times.

...Metropolitan Sex College 9?

Mac Hall fans, I suppose.

I'm gonna probably start a pretty sizable war, unless no one reads this because a new strip is going up relatively soon.

I read three panel soul, and I enjoy it a lot, but I thought most of Mac Hall was crap. Sorry.

But...But the artwork, dude. The artwork.

I just checked this webcomic out, and read the latest five. The artist can apparently only draw animu faces.

Which? Three Panel Soul, or Mac Hall?

Mac Hall.

Actually the artwork for Three Panel Soul shows that the guy is really an incredibly skilled and versatile artist, who just tends to favour doing a lot of uninspired animu shit.

Whatever, no cookies for him.

But the jokes, dude. The jokes. Or lack thereof.

Both of those comics are rubbish.

Okay, I spent some time today going through the Mac Hall archives again, and yes, the artwork is pretty good. The jokes, as brokeaccount would point out, are not so good.

I wouldn't go over it, but I didn't enjoy the artwork at all from the small sample I looked over. Like I said: the guy can't draw emotions without sinking into stereotype animu faces.

Mac Hall was okay. It had its moments. I just recognized the Shirtless O'Clock.

Friend of mine in college was a huge fan so I got inundated with it.

Weirdly enough, I'd never heard of Mac Hall before now. I just... had a group of friends who'd occasionally call "Shirtless (or Pantsless) O'Clock." I would not doubt that one of them did get the idea from Mac Hall... but 'twas not I.

http://machall.com/view.php?date=2002-07-08

Too lazy to fight with bbcode

Yeah, Shirtless O'Clock is not always implementable. 'Tis true.

hey bixschmix, I hear that motherfucker had, like, thirty goddamn dicks.

He once held an opponent's wife's hand in a jar of acid! At a party!

He'll kick you apart

He'll kick you apart

(Ooh!)

More to the point, why does Roast Beef find nothing odd about it?

It's friday, they are all chill.

Because Teodor is a stuffed bear, maybe.

Yes, but he is hung like a cranberry and it's hell of disturbing.

Also, more times than not, Beef himself goes around naked.

It's a very clothing optional lifestyle.

Sometimes Teodor just gets naked; he seems to have a bit of a nudist streak in him. Naked jogging in the backyard, naked helping Chris Onstad with the shipments in the wee hours of the morning...

I think there is a chance that there is no acknowledgment of his nudity in this strip *specifically* to provoke comment here.

Better question: Why is Roast Beef oblivious to this fact?

I think he's just ignoring it.

If you walked in and saw Teodor naked, don't you think that you'd do anything in your power to not discuss it?

I know I wouldn't want to talk about it. I just wouldn't want to know.

Quote:

When I hit the curr link, and found this, I thought it was an old strip I had not noticed. Nice one Onstad.

NO

I was with you until you started screaming.

WHEN DADDY COMES HOME YOU ALWAYS START A FIGHT!

SO THE NEIGHBORS CAN DANCE IN THE POLICE DISCO LIGHTS!

That was supposed to be in a larger font size but apparently assetbar's version of BBCode wants to be all renegade.

Well shit dude, like we didn't know already.

That is my 12-year-old brother's favoritest Arcade Fire song. I'm not sure if the Arcade Fire were trying specifically to cater to 12-year-olds with that song, but I wouldn't put it past them.

It is a good song. My personal favorite of them would have to be the Neon Bible version of "No Cars Go."

No man... That's 'My Body Is a Cage'. The organ is sweeeeeeeeeet.

Black Wave/ Bad Vibrations, baby.

I cannot chubby anymore on this page, I'm afraid, so I will be the only other person to agree with you via text.

That's my favorite Arcade Fire song too, and I am twice your brother's age.

My favorite is probably Tunnels or 7 Kettles. Arcade Fire are hell of godly

They are so good they wrote a song about a person so unloved that they should have been named after a dog that was so hated they shot it into an icy black vacuum on the back of a missile in which it subsequently died.

What's Arcade Fire?

Arcade Fire is good music made by many men, women, and one monkey on amphetamines wearing a very convincing Candian hipster disguise.

Arcade fire is what happens when a church has a child with a moody 1950's electrician and the child grows up to be french canadian.

Phillipe's Arcade Fire Awareness campaign rolls over in its sad, shallow grave...

Speaking of that, I've searched everywhere (ohnorobot) for the whole Phillipe and Arcade fire thing which I read about in Wikipedia. I added a [citation needed] to the sentence that mentioned it because I wanted to find it so much but directly after that somebody just deleted that sentence. Meanwhile, back at...

more knowledgeable question (though the ponce's question was rad and he is so smart for asking it and he deserves like a million dollars for it):

(oh plus also, OPINION TIIIIIME!!)
which album of theirs should i purchase when i next visit my favorite music retailer? (i do not have any of them.)


(i am sorry for the many parenthesis in this comment)

Personally, I recommend Funeral over Neon Bible, but I think Neon Bible's more self-assured and sounds more polished, so it has that going for it, plus "Intervention."

pick up Funeral, it's their best.

Plus, it has Neighborhood#2(Laika) which you can put on while reading this strip.

I agree on your first sentence, at least. I can not fully understand why this band is so popular. I bought their first album not too long after it came out and the hype had begun, and was underwhelmed. It's good and all, I feel like I should like the songs, but they just don't provoke much response from me.

I remember thinking at the time, "This band probably considers Neutral Milk Hotel to be a big influence." Maybe I thought they had a relatable emotional and musical "and the kitchen sink, too" approach. I'd rather listen to NMH.

Get Funeral. Sorry everyone, but Neon Bible is one of the most worthless albums I've ever heard. A very disappointing follow-up.

i was waiting for your response, dear sir. i will trust your opinion whenst i visit that shop. thank you.

R--really? Or is that sarcasm? It's hard to tell. Why my opinion?

it's something i randomly decided. don't put much stock.

i purchased this album today and it is so good to hear it.

i lied to YOU. i actually VALUE YOUR OPINION and HOLD IT IN HIGH REGARD. i mean this. i mean every word.

-=CPNGLXYNCHOS=-

An anagram of "a dire farce".

i can now chubbu this comment now that i have the faintest what you're talking about.

It's for your own good
It's for the neighborhood
...c'mon don't ask questions, just get in the missile, ok?

Meta-chubby for the 8-bit Spider Jerusalem avatar.

Oh necessarily.

Perhaps the Russians were just trying to frighten off any potential alien invaders.

It's a Make a Reference to an Onion Artical Friday!

The cat what has facial hair?

Ah yes, he's the only person I have ever met who voluntarily puts penises in his ears.

Umm....I'm not quite sure I follow.

Believe it or not, that would actually make sense if you'd watched a strange little series of Internet animations entitled "Beebo: The Cat what has Facial Hair".

Ain't no cat woulda gotten into that space ship.

CATS
IN
SPAAAAAAAAAAAACE

You must have some pretty wicked sack to be talkin' that way in here.

i can see your dogbee saying exactly that.

That's why that dog has little wings, so he won't have to deal with the question of walking lillys.

i can totally see him trying. seeing one in some pond and thinking 'LANDING PAAAAD!!' so he aims for it but instead of plopping onto a sturdy piece he just plops into the water. he has to paddle back to shore and let his wings dry in the sun for three hours. it is in this time which he is most vulnerable to attack.

man what would attack a dogbee. that would hell of be a crazy sight.

In my head he sounds like cartoon Jeb from "Lil' Bush"

That is one of the cutest things I've ever heard.

This just in:
People with Natalie Dee avatars really like stories about dogs.

Spinynorman, you have some wonderful memories about dogs. You could write them down in a book and make a fat wodge of cash selling them to moms.

Book writing is easy, book publishing is about as fun as a shotgun enema.

But think of the money you'd make, man. Think about it. You could put it in a huge bin and swim in it.

Actually the usual payment for a first time other's first book sale is 5000 to 12000 dollars. Writing is not a particularly lucrative occupation.

I guess you could swim in it if you had one of those old tin bath tubs from the 1860's that you had to sit in with your knees all bent and such.

Other = author, because I suck noodles

I know. I'm just saying, a book of humorous dog stories has a lot of appeal and could generate hell of sales numbers and you could get a lot of royalty payments.

And then Hallmark would option it to make a TV movie or miniseries out of it.

Seriously, Spinny. That's 5000-12000 for dog anecdotes that you are currently giving away for free. Not a career, but that is a lot of beer money.

Dog books without pictures only sell well if they are about the owners, not the dogs.

Pictures are necessary for the books spinynorman would write.

And I am fairly certain he has not these pictures.

Plus you'd waste hell of ducats on proof-readers

Publish on demand?

ewwouch

My parents have a dog (a dalmatian) who, as a puppy, ran out onto the pool cover with no idea there was water underneath. His frantic tries to step on solid ground as the pool cover slowly sank are also pretty much the highlight of my life. He was so confused that even when he moved his paw over to that other part of the pool cover, it still wasn't solid. Eventually it sank enough that he could swim over to the side and we hauled him on out.

Yes clearly this is the kind of dog we want saving us from fires.

Ha. Maybe Arcade Fires.

Also the kind of dog we want delivering Budweisers.

And the kind we want on hang gliders.

And the kind we want pulling all-nighters.

And the kind we want in deep friers.

sorry.

Please don't deep-fry my puppies, they are very cute!

It's healthier to grill them anyway.

I love dogs. I do.

But I still thought that this was going to be a story that started funny but the dog ended up drowning.

And I laughed. Sorry.

V. Chub 20X6.

Sounds like he drives at dogs.

man maybe I'm just self-absorbed in my pet ownership preferences, but no cat I ever met ever gave a single shit about me or my troubles and maybe the dog threw itself in front of that bus because you had a bad day and took a pay cut at work can't convince yourself that you would be a good enough parent to warrant ever having children and the dog just wanted to help, just wanted to do something for you, because that's what dogs do did you ever think of that?

i wish i could lame this a million times

Regarding Dogs vs. Cats: The only possible way to raise a cat that prevents it from becoming a total douchebag is up a flagpole by its tail. Do this while they're young and they'll die a partial (albeit cute and fuzzy) douchebag at worst.

I literally find it hard to trust people that totally hate dogs.

Don't mistrust them, pity them, for they just don't get it.

If only your comment was more towards the top of the page. Then I could have given you a chubby. Gotta love puppy shenanigans.

oh yeah. dachshunds do dumb shit forever, look like rodents when they swim and will terrorize any and all small neighborhood children.
But mine is about 10 years old, gay and overweight. He is brokeback puppies with my grandfather's toy poodle.

The man has a sack of granite and the legs of a log.

HE. IS. RUDE.

I love strips like this. A monotonically increasing crescendo of awesome. Some strips pull back in the middle and create space for character development, but this one kept going. Additionally, I had just watched a Trentemoller music video this morning that was about Laika. Coincidence?

So in the Achewood universe where animals both alive and stuffed are sentient, was poor Laika capable of understanding what had happened to her? I hate Fridge Logic.

Well, we know that in Acheworld, dogs are not quite as intelligent as cats or stuffed bears. "DENISE! ARE YOU CRAPPIN? YOU FEED THE DOG YET?" Implies that cats can sometimes have dogs as pets.

So to answer your question, I don't know.

I think that stems from olden times when they would just kind of lie down and be fed grapes and olives and be fanned.

Naw, I rode an Asian 'cross the Atlantic once.

That's weird, I rowed an Asian 'cross the Atlantic.

Of course, I was under the impression of a different stereotype.

I think as a woman you would understand them better than most of us here.

That better not mean what i think it means

Please go back to your past avatar. I would have laughed much harder at this post.

Chubby, nonetheless.

Mind-chubby.

Oops, I lamed the wrong comment. Sorry.

There is always the possibility they may find such an idea just lame.

Chubby this comment if you read comments, lame this comment if you don't read comments.

Do you not see the logical fallacy here? I see it, and it looks like you are fishing for chubbies. And that is lame.

Not that I lamed you. I refuse to participate, beyond this comment.

Well, crap.

I misread your poll. You want lames from everyone who sees it, and chubbies from everyone who doesn't.

It is still a logical fallacy, and it still is lame, and I still refuse to participate.

It's like taking roll by announcing, "All students who are absent please raise your hands."

Man, I really get the feeling that joke's been made before.

Hey, don't be a *ahem* PRICK
('Cuz he's spiny? Man, I am just all over with these bad puns today)

they are not good

They are hardly even puns. They're like... snup. The opposite of puns.

i feel snubbed by these snup...s.

Closer to "All those who should know not to be a cock to a stranger, ever, be a cock to me please." Just as strange to the sensibilities of the frequent haunter of assetbar, but more likely to actually produce results.

Actually, comments being excluded makes me more likely to read them; I have to dig them out just out of curiosity.

My threshold's at 100 now. I have to know.

Anyone who doesn't read assetbar will never see this, especially since it is so far down the page.

You didn't think of that did you?

damn dude, you must be, like, a genius, or something. cuz i, like, totally did not think about that possibility, before.


,

, , , ,

The avatar really makes this comment. It is overall a terrific effect.

I think you're running the risk of a lot of false negatives.

Wait, maybe I mean false positives. The lame = yes / chubby = no reversal thing is tough. Lawbot is going to have a bell of time.

Thanks for turning my typo into a hot new series for young adults.

This sounds like a title for teenagers who are a little below the label "young adult." If you want cheesy young adult fiction, I recommend the novels by Stephanie Meyer (New Moon et seq). If you want a classic, the Outsiders is what started it all.

I read that Choose Your Own Adventure. Ever third page says

NO

The End

Because it looks like you misspelled 'Every' I imagined this brief sentence being said by Wilford Brimley.

He spits a lugey right before saying The End

I did misspell it. I did.

Intimate things, Mitch... Oral, and whatnot...

diuhbeetussssss...

YES

Wait, wait...what? I cannot process this - my powers of observation are seriously degraded from their normal low level.

Are you talking to me? I think you are. I hate assetbar. Let me try to explain. When I first read tsrts's poll, I thought he was asking for people to indicate that they don't read assetbar by laming him (since to me, the natural order of things is chubby = positive = yes; lame = negative = no). My first reply was supposed to imply that he was going to get a lot of "false" lames--i.e. people laming him not because they don't read Assetbar, but because ... well.

Anyway, since I misinterpreted his instructions, that comment no longer made sense, so I thought I should own up to that. I tried to quickly explain that I was confused by what was to me an inversion of the "chubby=yes / lame=no" principle. Further, since up is now down and black is now white, perhaps lawbot, well-known (and beloved?) for his tendency toward strict polarity in his responses might also have trouble. It was a disastrous couple of posts, and I am glad to be rid of it with the conclusion of this, the most boring post in the history of assetbar.

YES

Shit and this whole time I;ve been giving chubbies to people I believed were the most likely to be fat.

Aero-chubby.

That would explain the Chubbies my posts keep getting...

Ah jeez. I lamed you, but I feel so bad about it. I guess you had to set it up that way, though, or we'd all think it was a cheap ploy to get chubbies and lame you right in the face, and then your poll would be all kinds of messed up.

I think maybe he knew that. Somewhere deep down in the deep dark shadows of his soul. If so, what is the point of the poll anyway?

I think he is a dude who wishes for more pain all the time to dull some other pain from History. He is a dude who refuses to believe he is rad. There is nothing we can do for him now.

Dude, history can be rad.

Like cavemen and nazi-punchers!

plus i got depression.

YOU QUOTED THAT STRIP THAT IS ANOTHER EDITION OF THE STRIP THAT IS HERE GOOD FOR YOU

Do you mean "read AssetBar" or do you mean "read Acheworld"? Because I consider the one to be a more specific branch of the other. Like the difference between "automobile" and "Daihatsu".

Actually, Assetbar has become more real than the so-called "strip" somewhere above.

Note that I said "Acheworld", not "Achewood".

Wait.

You are implying a Daihatsu can move by itself. Are you sure you want to go out on that limb?

Darn, I don't seem to have spam marking priviledges. The former is now the latter, eh?

I don't mean to be stealing Lawbot's schtick but NO

Teodor is a fat-ass fuck.

The XCKD hyphen-reversal! Good times, good times.

Man, don't ruin a semi-clever thing by implying a relatively new institution pioneered it.

Especially when you can't even spell xkcd right.

Spelling comic names wrong is sacrilege here among the fans of Woodache.

ha! ironic!

I dunno, shitty?

If you are talking about the artistic quality of the drawing you have a point, I guess.

But speaking as a math major/computer science minor who has worked in the software industry and currently teaches math in high school, I quite often find myself curled up on the floor, regaining consciousness after having laughed myself into a state of senselessness reading xkcd.

Just because it doesn't speak to you doesn't automatically mean it is shitty.

There are some computer and advanced math jokes that I don't get, but even so, I love it a lot.