Now that's what I call Reaganomics!

*402 posts

Addendum:
For those who read this thread in the future, the "hot hands on faces" discussion may seem confusing to you if they have changed their avatar/icons to follow the newest craze...
we are all sorry for this.

...we are not sorry for this--it was hot while it lasted.

This is why the tapestry I am working on can only be a good thing!

YES! for...HISTORY!!

Man....I was away for like a week and now I don't know what the FUCK is happening.

It's tempting to put my personal picture as my avatar and join in the fun. But I'm at work and can't be shitted doing so, so what can you do.

I'll see if I can scrounge up a picture of me wrapped in barbed wire, from my backyard wrestling days - if it still exists (possibly lost in the ether of CyberSpace. Or something else.

We'll see.

Nope. Google searched - you muthafuckas miss out on seeing a circa 2001 photo of my pasty white, shirtless and bleeding, barbed-wire covered, backwards hat and grinning like a mental patient 17-year-old self.

Besides, given the overwhelming manliness involved, I couldn't have guaranteed against spontaneous pregnancies, or any such case of the vapours amongst all you ladies out there.

Skradley, your homework is to make an animated gif of yourself doing the Ash head-nod.

That's drskradley to you, 'boy!

But seriously, drskradley, you must do this--before I make a PDF archive of this Gamera-sized, 1800-plus-postings leviathon (an early test ran 292 pages!). Immortalizing that chin-butt would be S-mart.

Quote:

Oh, I know it. It's the necessary thing that comes to mind. I'm working on it, I assure you. I have to call in a few favours, and offer some favours in uncomfortable ways, but I must make it happen. I must.

And Hamscout - don't you dare do it. You know you shouldn't. There's no point in being That Guy. That Guy That Ruins The Page For Everyone. It's just masturbatory meta-humour.

For this sake, I must do my thing.


....now I've made too much hype about it and it'll suck big floppy donkey dick.

You muft.

And if you could somehow include your hand, well, that would just be The Most Awesome Avicon Ever In The History Of Avicons Which Isn't Really That Long Of A History Because We Basically Just Made That Word A While Ago.

The MAAEITHOAWIRTLOAHBWBJMTWUAWA, if you will.

And I will.

I think the new pics are great fun. Here's my real mug.

Oh my. Now there is someone I would vote for.

I was about to ask what state he was a senator for. I stopped because I thought it was mean.

I didn't mean it to be an insult, though. He totally rocks the gubernatorial look.

Id like to think you put that suit on just for us. But you probably had that photo lying around I guess.

The hell everyone else is getting in on this action. No handface but I do have one where a camera takes up half my face! Tada!

I'm sorry I said tada when I posted a picture of myself on a messageboard
(Inside) I mean Jesus I'm not an established poster I mean no one has been silently wondering what I look like for 2 years.

I just dug your screen name, and didn't think about the image part.

I'll jump on the bandwagon-since I don't have a handface pic, I'll have to try and at least match the well-dressed pogo...

the name is Scout... Ham Scout...

Go away for a weekend and all the kids play. Now I'll feel like a creep unless I have something current up there instead of hiding behind the veil of the cute baby duck. Male pattern baldness. Fear it.

I fear it more than I care to put into words, lest I summon it.

Okay, I'm in. This is me. Aren't I a catch? I look like I'm channeling the spirits of both Lyle and Hacksaw Jim Duggan.

Had to change it. Too stupid even for me.

Gee, you don't look like a slice of ham anymore. Now you're beefcake.

Now you're back to ham -- this is hella confusing.

Let's not forget the amazing tale of Poison Ivy/Dorian Gray/The Girl Who Sexually Gratifies Literature Fans. It might have been the best part!

Essentially, everybody on Assetbar knows everybody else on Assetbar a bit better than they did on Friday.

True, but what about those of us that went away for the weekend, and came back to this lovely "Whiskey Tango Foxtrot" moment? What the dickens have you kiddies been up to? Has there been loud music? Dancing? Cigarettes? Necking?

...Boning?

It looks like I missed something big! Damn having to go to interviews and have many drinks with friends later! (Both went well, by the way).

I got my bone on like six times!

Six times!?

It's a Ray quote. I think my honeymoon record is five.

I knew that, I was just supplying you with the appropriate Teodor response.

I knew you knew, but wanted to brag.

this may have been covered in a previous post... but I have SO MUCH CUBBIES FOR YOUR AVATAR, it brings great joy to my dreary existance :D

Tekende, for some reason I pictured you fatter. Don't take that the wrong way. Your new avatar is just surprisingly dashing, is all.

Ha, now that's an idea. I am the absolute antithesis of fat. I weigh less than 120 pounds.

Thanks.

Now what about you?

Tekende eat a sandwich
would you like me to make you a sundae? PUT WEIGHT ON I COULD CRUSH YOU

Be sure to have extra cheese, Tekende.

Some men would pay handsomely for that.

My creepy comments are extra super creepy with my grimacing mug next to them.

The tiniest Tekende!

Personally, I can't shake my impression of you as Gordon Freeman's younger, yet even more educated brother.

Though it'd work even better if your comments were all "..."

I had to look up Gordon Freeman on Wikipedia. And then I laughed inside.

Whoa, for serious?!

I have a really big thing for Gordon Freeman and in fact my boyfriend looks remarkably like him, as in people have remarked upon it, quite often. And I- I- I keep typing the beginning of this sentence and then backspacing out of there because it is far too weird to write about, even on this, the craziest of assetbar comments pages.

Anyway yeah I hadn't actually made the tekende-Freeman connection in my own mind but now edwell says it, it totally makes sense. And I already mentioned tekende being damn hot, so I'd better not creep him out further by saying it again.

It's not creepy. It's quite nice. It's giving me an Ego though.

trickle-down

Mike Gravel does not talk about trickle-down! Don't shatter my perfect image of him!

did anyone else spend a couple seconds wondering how long it was before this started happening?

To the men of assetbar's eternal credit, only jollysaintpete and the guy with the 2000 sunglasses have done this so far.

I like to think they're being post-modern. Pomo, if you will. It makes it a lot easier to swall-THATS WHAT SHE SAID

I assumed they'd use more language like "hai wanna cyber lol"

Yea, but that hardly makes it better. It's like "hey I'm gonna say this really forward thing in a kind of ironic way so that it can seem like I'm just joking and don't really mean it but I'd still be thrilled if you were actually to comply."

I was personally disgusted by your post because you spelt "bizzAY" wrong.

I think we should all be celibate, no matter how lovely we find the pictures of those to whom our sexual preference pertains.

If we were all celibate, maybe there would be world peace. I say this genuinely; hand on face, hope to die.

at the last second i decided to go with the less generally accepted spelling. i was wrong to do this.

Dude, chill. Reading too much into everything is kind of a running theme on Assetbar, and the obvious irony is that I could only make such an observation based on an extrapolation of my own inner thoughts in similar situations. We're all guilty of this in some way shape or form, you just happened to be the most direct about it which is why people saw fit to just mention it. No one's offended - let's not ruin the general vibe.

Ok, I just realized the irony of my using irony as an excuse for pointing out the pointlessness of your irony. I'd make an apology card out of this, but it would probably be more like an apology essay. So yea, sorry about that, carry on.

it's okay. now, achilleselbow, let us get really bizzay

That was the closest I've ever gotten to having two dudes fight over me! Next time, I hope for more fisticuffs.

*punches jollysantpete in the rad chillies*

*knocks over a chair*

*attempts to hold back tekende and while shrieking "he's not worth it"*

SCREAM!!!!!!

*carefully rights chair before professorhazard notices*

*chants fight repeatedly at top of voice*

*walks in unaware of what's going on and gets hit in the face by a flying beer mug*

"promptly sits down on the floor, closes eyes, and takes a deep breath"

*knocks a table on it's side, hides behind it, brandishes two nickle plated revolvers*

*lets out a good eight second scream in strix22's meditating face, causing him to suffer a heart attack*

*rolls for initiative*

*wants to be part of whatever is going on*

*chats up the girl while the fellers nurse their wounds*

*walks in and trips on a carelessly discarded rollerskate*

BLAM!



MMmmm whacha say
MMMMmm that you only meant wellll
well of course you did

This is the best possible ending.

Ahhhhhh that is exactly what I was thinking!

But the rest of us have thought it. BTW, you're hot.

BTW, she's also 19...

I appear to have given you two chubbies at the same time!

If I were attempting to conceive for a child, tonight would be a good night.

I find your apology strangely heartwarming. A chubby it is.

I find your icon strangely heartwarming. That is what they get for their actions being so badly conveyed.

Thank ye. The way I see it, Violence Females Cuteness = a worthwhile icon, even if it's silly in essence.

There was supposed to be plus signs in there. I'm not sure if I forgot them or they were eaten. Just pretend they're there.

dudes..... Putin is on the assbar.. that's really him! it.. it must be right? don't get him mad

D-d-d-d-drubby!

I least I now know what to name my band.

"They Were Eaten"?

Actually, that's kind of cool.

Thank you for trying.

it's cause your icon looks like kari from mythbusters. everyone likes HER. and you too though.

I don't really think that she looks like Kari from MythBusters.

But that is a compliment from me, because I hate Kari from MythBusters with a burning, firey, somewhat abnormal passion.

So hey, that's a goood thing!

wait what's the problem with kari?

I actually like Kari, she used a parasol in one episode for sun protection and that's all it takes to win me over.

But I think the fact that you said "actually" kind of lends to the fact that there might have originally been some hesitation?

I don't know. To me, she just sort of seems like the type of girl that girls love to hate.

Not to mention the fact that she's begging to let Tory (and, not to mention, Adam) into her pants on a regular basis.

No, I dont' hate her because she's a slut. I have many friends who pride themselves in their whoredom, and I support them to the end.

I dislike her because she's annoying, and everything that comes out of her mouth sounds like fingernails on a chalkboard to me.