You might think it makes a man low to have his hard work matched without effort, but mostly it gives him awe.
7th_shot » pro2 years ago
This is why Cornelius Bear is the strongest man in Achewood.
grobo » neu2 years ago
halla -> allah
Halla: (1) Finish - typically a nigh frost in early summer that often destroys crops or berries (2) Hip young urban American English - variant spelling on the term Holla
fuzzyshoo » neu3 months ago
not of the polyglot type, but "so many dynamos" has always been my favorite palindrome.
grobo » neu2 years ago
Another simple polyglot palindrome with bonus homonym
das -> sad
Sad: Russian - garden
dropkickpikachu » neu2 years ago
It's also English for "sad."
terebikun » neu2 years ago
but do you know any synonyms for sad?
vice » neu2 years ago
Disconsolate
Lugubrious
luckypyjamas » neu2 years ago
good luck making palindromes with those
firesign » neu1 years ago
sour bugle!
...No, I'm right. You shut up.
luckypyjamas » neu1 years ago
Palindrome, not anagram! You fool!
firesign » neu1 years ago
"sour bugle!" is actually so obnoxious that it is neither!!!
luckypyjamas » neu1 years ago
you got me
damn it
cpnglxynchos » neu1 years ago
if you're gonna split hairs, i'm gonna piss off.
hipjiverobot » pro1 years ago
This may be the classiest Monty Python reference I've ever seen, and I'll bet the vast majority of people have no idea what it refers to.
Slightly off topic, but there is a funeral home near my parents' house called "Holler-Bach Funeral Home". When I first saw it, I thought briefly of swerving my bike into traffic so I could have my service there.
kikimilks » pro2 years ago
the little polyglot otter wrings his hands, his mouth moves a little, and his ear droops. man i love achewood.
hellofyellin » pro2 years ago
Phillipe is biting his lip in anticipation.
geysershitdick » con2 years ago
no
andrew_ » pro2 years ago
Tortilla para tacos.
dropkickpikachu » neu2 years ago
What the hell is wrong with me. I know they hurt, but I deserve those lames.
tekende » pro1 years ago
Remember that time you called me dumb because I got a simple geometry term wrong?
This was your karmic payback.
lolsworth » neu9 months ago
Chubbied for being a man.
riazm » neu2 years ago
Wait a minute, when did phillippe get ears?
connellingus » neu2 years ago
When he was born.
elzilcho » neu2 years ago
...wait
ravindra108 » pro1 years ago
Why did this get lamed?
Check the alt text.
lazarusloafer » neu2 years ago
Sir: gruel-fed ports at side J. <---> Je dis "t'as trop de fleur gris".
epicurus » neu2 years ago
Holy SHIT
charchar » pro1 years ago
I've chubbed you as much as I can and it is still not enough.
hassanoleary » pro2 years ago
Philippe not only knows what a beatnik is, he can also talk the talk.
Philippe is five.
sonicbiology » pro2 years ago
Tortilla para tacos!
snowman » pro2 years ago
does anyone get the alt text on this one?
firesign » neu1 years ago
Gulp a plug
Bonk a knob
passport
(I'm not 100% sure, but I think "passport" is a reference to the "Waiting for the Electrician or Someone Like Him" piece by the Firesign Theatre. But that could just be my user name talking.)
firesign » neu1 years ago
(...In case vague help didn't actually help, they are three separate statements, the first two of which are english palindromes. My conjecture about the third is above.)
cpnglxynchos » neu1 years ago
MORE SUGAR!!
cousinted » neu2 years ago
"Son I am able," she said "though you scare me."
"Watch," said I
"Beloved," I said "watch me scare you though." said she,
"Able am I, Son."
rowboat » pro2 years ago
You son of a bitch....
mortal » pro1 years ago
Which language was that? Si taht, sdrawkcab.
If it was any. I just don't recognise it.
Father Charles goes down and ends battle; battle ends, and down goes Charles' father.
enough_talk » neu9 months ago
chubbied for bringing back horrible memories of music theory class.
i prefer the alternate: father charles goes down and eats babies; babies eat, and down goes charles' father.
fattypneumonia » neu5 months ago
who kill thier babbys. becuse these babby cant frigth back?
lazarusloafer » neu5 months ago
Heh, what?
meowmix » pro2 years ago
I gave this a five just for the third and fourth panel.
synnah » pro2 years ago
They are amazing. The subtle change in Philippe's expression speaks volumes.
sarmatron » neu2 years ago
So, am I the only one that read Philippe's last speech bubble backwards just to check if it meant something in another language?
mugi » neu1 years ago
Not anymore...
evolume » neu1 years ago
God's emu loves evolume's dog.
i don't have a dog though
firesign » pro1 years ago
I didn't invent these; I'm merely reporting them:
(non-polyglot)
Madam, in Eden, I'm Adam.
Was it a car or a cat I saw?
Also of note: the longest single-word palindrome in English is "redivider"
dans » neu1 years ago
So it turns out Philippe isn't retarded after all! Just autistic.
atticusonline » neu1 years ago
do I have to mention that he's 5
alzuna » pro1 years ago
"live was I ere I saw evil."
from a book I had to read in 9th grade, still English though...Japanese to English ones are too hard and that's the only other language I kind of know...
Cornelius blogs on a [b]typewriter[b]. What a [i]badass[i].
waldo913 » neu1 years ago
Alas, my first attempt at bbcode has ended in tragedy.
cpnglxynchos » neu1 years ago
no one will immediately see it.
learn quickly.
tekende » pro1 years ago
What does the beatnik's lack of pride in himself have to do with that statement anyway? I have never figured this out.
tripleg » neu1 years ago
I sometimes like to imagine that Connie is some sort of psychologist of Skinnerist pedigree, and that Achewood is somehow an elaborate experiment he has set up.
heccibiggs » pro1 years ago
Dammit I'm mad.
Evil is a deed as I live.
God, am I reviled? I rise, my bed on a sun, I melt.
To be not one man emanating is sad. I piss.
Alas, it is so late. Who stops to help?
Man, it is hot. I'm in it. I tell.
I am not a devil. I level "Mad Dog".
Ah, say burning is, as a deified gulp,
In my halo of a mired rum tin.
I erase many men. Oh, to be man, a sin.
Is evil in a clam? In a trap?
No. It is open. On it I was stuck.
Rats peed on hope. Elsewhere dips a web.
Be still if I fill its ebb.
Ew, a spider%u2026 eh?
We sleep. Oh no!
Deep, stark cuts saw it in one position.
Part animal, can I live? Sin is a name.
Both, one%u2026 my names are in it.
Murder? I'm a fool.
A hymn I plug, deified as a sign in ruby ash,
A Goddam level I lived at.
On mail let it in. I'm it.
Oh, sit in ample hot spots. Oh wet!
A loss it is alas (sip). I'd assign it a name.
Name not one bottle minus an ode by me:
"Sir, I deliver. I'm a dog"
Evil is a deed as I live.
Dammit I'm mad.
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Halla: (1) Finish - typically a nigh frost in early summer that often destroys crops or berries (2) Hip young urban American English - variant spelling on the term Holla
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das -> sad
Sad: Russian - garden
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Lugubrious
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...No, I'm right. You shut up.
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damn it
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Also KABALAH backwards is HALABAK. Sound it out.
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This was your karmic payback.
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Check the alt text.
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Philippe is five.
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Bonk a knob
passport
(I'm not 100% sure, but I think "passport" is a reference to the "Waiting for the Electrician or Someone Like Him" piece by the Firesign Theatre. But that could just be my user name talking.)
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"Watch," said I
"Beloved," I said "watch me scare you though." said she,
"Able am I, Son."
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If it was any. I just don't recognise it.
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i prefer the alternate: father charles goes down and eats babies; babies eat, and down goes charles' father.
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i don't have a dog though
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(non-polyglot)
Madam, in Eden, I'm Adam.
Was it a car or a cat I saw?
Also of note: the longest single-word palindrome in English is "redivider"
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from a book I had to read in 9th grade, still English though...Japanese to English ones are too hard and that's the only other language I kind of know...
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So...how many of you have raisins in your purse, or have tried to smooth a girl with raisins in her purse? Show of hands, please.
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(English punk tryin' to turn on his old mac : Spanish dude who doesn't walk)
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learn quickly.
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Evil is a deed as I live.
God, am I reviled? I rise, my bed on a sun, I melt.
To be not one man emanating is sad. I piss.
Alas, it is so late. Who stops to help?
Man, it is hot. I'm in it. I tell.
I am not a devil. I level "Mad Dog".
Ah, say burning is, as a deified gulp,
In my halo of a mired rum tin.
I erase many men. Oh, to be man, a sin.
Is evil in a clam? In a trap?
No. It is open. On it I was stuck.
Rats peed on hope. Elsewhere dips a web.
Be still if I fill its ebb.
Ew, a spider%u2026 eh?
We sleep. Oh no!
Deep, stark cuts saw it in one position.
Part animal, can I live? Sin is a name.
Both, one%u2026 my names are in it.
Murder? I'm a fool.
A hymn I plug, deified as a sign in ruby ash,
A Goddam level I lived at.
On mail let it in. I'm it.
Oh, sit in ample hot spots. Oh wet!
A loss it is alas (sip). I'd assign it a name.
Name not one bottle minus an ode by me:
"Sir, I deliver. I'm a dog"
Evil is a deed as I live.
Dammit I'm mad.
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