His/your wish has come true, songbirdspectre

oh god. you're right.

How hard would it be to get some damn eyeclamps?

That technology is known and it is called tape.

I did the same thing. I think I also searched on Google, hoping there was a Google bomb type thing. No such luck.

Search on 04/13/08 leads to: this sad item.
Far less cool than Airwolf. Santini wouldn't drink a free beer outta that thing...

I came here to post something like this. We see three items on the screen, and Ray bought at least two of them. I like to think Onstad is keeping the laser in reserve.

I must say, if you change the word gargantuan to genitalia, then would it deserve hella 5s.

IMO, one of the Greats.

Men want to copy his drink. I would.

What is it with Ray getting stoned and ebay?

When ray has caps lock on, he means e-auction business.

Why would ray's nick be "Organized Man?"

yeah, I didn't notice that until just now

This is up there with the Taco Bell secret menu strip

I feel the same exact way.

I've ended up just giving all strips a 4 and then using the rating of 5 as a favorites list.

I want to chubby this but I've never seen the impressive lot of exactly 50 chubbies anywhere else on Assetbar.
V-chub, out of a watered-down attack of OCD.

Well you could have chubbied it to create the inverse effect of a 15 year old with 51 chubbies. But it's too late now. Someone--not me--upset the balance. So go ahead. Chubby.

semiquaver rolls wiv dat meen logix

Ray's advice in the first panel is not good advice, at least for me :(

Mere days after Ray wondered on his blog whether it would be worth it to get a helicopter just because Imaginationn. But Airwolf is no goddamn huey. Airwolf is lacquer

i should make omelettes.

[nobody is around]

i should go to sleep.

[get stoned]

i should get on ebay!

[poor organization]

i wonder what is the best thing the internet can do for me?

[drops a wad]

this is what i will be like when i'm richer than FUCK like ray is.

in the grand tradition of ray and robert johnson, i hereby offer to sell my soul to the devil for some MAD beat-boxing skills. you hear me, luke? i'm serious!

This is the most inventive thing I have ever read.

Now I'm trying to think of technology that could guard against this.

this is probably the funniest one i've seen, i was cry-laughing at "WHAT'S THE BEST THING YOU GOT"

Easily, without fail-- the best thing I have seen in SO long.

"Delighted expression seems fairly fixed." Absolutely wonderful.

"kids, always sleep stoned."
four words to live by.

Goddamn, Ray has that much money?

two years later you were fatally shot mere weeks before the release of your second album

That laser is incredibly cheap.

I hadn't noticed that, but now you mention it, it is. That's not much at all for a Death Ray. They're just giving those damn things away these days.

I imagine the laser is actually pretty weak. It's just wide, you know.

But that'll blind EVERYBODY. And all the women will want to know me.

This, in my mind, is classic Achewood.

I work for eBay, and I've got this strip tacked to my cubicle wall.

There are cubicles at eBay? What for?

...Why wouldn't there be?

I just can't imagine how the company would need more than three or four lanky-haired nerds, especially considering that their customer service is, essentially, nonexistent. Ever tried to e-mail them with a problem? Go on, try to find their contact info! I know people who have debts they can't pay from six years ago because the site won't let them do it.

Two words:

Paperwork, marketing.

That won't help these people pay their debts at all.

The no body parts rule has always upset me.

Dude, it does suck how they organize that site.

I loved this strip from the first moment I laid eyes on it. I think it's absolutely brilliant. When I want my friends to get interested in Achewood, I show them this strip... then I realize it won't work because they weren't there, man, like from the beginning and all!

And this is classic Ray, Ray at his absolute best. As eBay itself puts it, he thinks "like the world's greatest." Donald Trump, Bill Gates, Ray Smuckles%u2014they get things done.

But I'm sure Ray's reaction is a little less grand than mine. He probably said "Neat!" and started scratching at the screen to try to take the ones he wanted...

Holy crap, I love Ray's facial expression of discovery. It says it all.

Fuck yeah, Airwolf!

Big money, big fools, big bore.

I figured someone would beat me to it. For a split second I thought I had found Ebay Platinum Reserve, but a search for "the biggest laser" returned nothing interesting.

Its, The. Biggest. Laser.
Such a laser of its magnitude cannot be contained in a single sentence.

Though I'd seen several Achewood strips a few years beforehand, this was the one that made me go back and start reading the archives, and thus got me into the strip :D

The most dangerous of the three items shown here is by far the least expensive.