Brilliant!

it cannot be a coincidence that Dutch and Douche sound so much alike...

...when said in a crowded, noisy room.

what a coincidence that i come upon this strip only 30 mins after getting all sorts of worked up over some retarded dutch people down at the bar i work at. gah, i'd love to vent my anger and explain why they got me so riled up, but i need to stop thinking of them asap >_<

argh >_< -_- :P

ACK!!

God damn it woman would you get Irving to wear longer gym shorts from now on

I feel that to be called a Dutchbag is the greatest honour.

Fuckin Sylar.

FUCKING PINEAPPLE, I MEAN WHAT THE FUCK.

fuckin weird lookin blurry face.

You should realy not join into a post pattern like this without an instantly recognisable avatar

Michael O'Donaghue (National Lampoon, Saturday Night Live) now has a rival. Too bad M. O'D is dead. Brain hemmorrage - boom.

Just the notion that the light in the darkness is just a dream. What a nice movie.

You have to give credit to lie bot, he didn't mention what the priest did to the boy while he was determining just how dead he was.

I don't know why the plus signs disappear, man.

Math genius!

Somewhere a ways back some people figured out some plus sign alternatives, but this is way way better. Lie Bot really is Comedy Gold once you take away the absence of Philippe.

Why'd you go and say that? You know that sooner or later someone's gonna come along and make a Holocaust joke.

Had to play that card, didn't you? I'll show you. I wil.

Two guys, one of them Jewish, are walking through the maple orchards in Canada. They're looking for good trees to tap (checking by knocking on them), so they can get sap to make syrup. They're having no luck , and the non-Jewish guy says "Man, checking all these trees is such a hollow cause."
The Jewish guy gets really offended, whirls on him and says "What the HELL did you just say to me?"

There. Is that what you wanted, achilleselbow? Or were you expecting something about Volkswagens and ashtrays?

They call it the oven.

The Dutch Oven.

You are gettink it, yes?

Oh. Oh my. I got it. I wish I didn't.

Oh Liebot, you whacky mentally scarring jokester you!

I am just going to paraphrase what I would have normally put here by saying "I agree with this comic."

This is the best fairy tale in the history of the known universe. My kids are gonna be real screwed up.

life is cruel and you will die one day! Goodnight!

The end! No moral!

I love to imagine the evil speed that Lie Bot employs after he delivers the coup de grace. 'The End! No Moral!: Philippe is plunged into darkness with that callous click.

a good way to unwind after the great outdoor fight

NO MORAL?! WHYYY?

Poor philippe. :( All he needed was the first panel of LieBot's story.

i like philippe's matching bunny slippers and jammies

Before, Onstad used complete black to represent darkness, but this time he went with negative space - not just so that he could depict Philippe's persistent reaction of horror at Lie Bot's tale, but because it also symbolizes Philippe's inner experience: the realization that his entire world has turned on its head. Up is down. Good is bad. Pleasure is pain. White is black.

Why can't I rate this higher than five?

I stuck my finger in a dyke once...

I'm so glad my mind wasn't the only one who jumped to that upon reading this strip.

What is a dyke doing letting small Dutch boys near her anyway?

Are we sure his name is not I Am Horrible to Children Bot?

I always imagine a pause where Phillipe waits expectantly for Lie Bot to say something reassuring only to be told there's no moral. Perfect.

Nooo!

I fucking love "Not in general." as an answer to "Is he ok?"

His slippers almost look like his speaker slippers with Rabbit ears. "Here comes, a very special boyyyy"

Man Onstad had to come hard after the Great Animal Fight, and hard he did come

You mean the Great Outdoor Fight. But I agree that hard was the coming that Onstad did to surpass the GOF.

Lie Bot i think i love you.

After reading the whole "Great Fight" arc in one sitting, coming to this little no moral tale is, well, sort of appropriate. "I'm Phillipe, do you remember me?"

"The End! No moral." This is what God will tell you when you die.