Ray's Drawing Problem

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I actually have no idea what a Nintendo looks like, so that might be right.

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So now you're a martyr because a bunch of people on a comment board dedicated to a comic about cartoon cats disagrees with you?

Someone is taking things a little bit too seriously.

"If I'm saying things this community disagrees with then I must be doing something right."

Why are you here, again?

OH GOD WHY DID I EVER MAKE THAT POST NOW I HAVE LIKE FOUR PAGES OF MY INBOX DEDICATED TO THIS THREAD

Aren't we all here because we all like this webcomic? I would think that saying something negative about it or its fans would cause a flurry of lames...this is common sense. Don't upset the majority if you're going to get all bitchy about the consequences.

This is me not caring! Look at how much I don't care! I am now going to make four more posts, all about how much I don't care!

There's a video you should watch:

Last week is ancient history to you non-Palaeontologists... right?

"arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics. even if you win, you're still retarded."

A chubby, my good man.

Odd, because while I read P-A regularly, I laugh out loud more at Achewood's humor more than just about all other webcomics together. It's not my favorite, I don't necessarily think it's the best or even funniest webcomic around - but I laugh out loud more often at this strip than any others. I don't think I'm alone in this.

Yeah, Ray's face is priceless

i don't know whyy T's so mad ... my Nintendo looks just like that.

my rad chilies?

I only know what it looked like when it was the enemy.

I was Sega-exclusive until the day they stopped being an option... which is when I threw in my lot and became exclusively Anti-S*ny.

Satoru Iwata is interchangeable with phallic.

maybe it'll work if you take it out and blow on it

Dude I think you just said the secret built-in joke that Onstad thinks of but waits for a special commenter to say. Now you got infinite ammo. Mad style points.

Oh, That's what a Nintendo looks like!
Oh man, I'm great at Nintendo. I play that thing for hours on end, man!

Did you ever get the special ending?

Remember to take a break every few hours of play or you could go blind.

And grow hair on your palms.

Perhaps. But I am sure of one thing: Onstad sure likes to draw penises. Let's see, there was the chicken penis, the skateboarding penis, the Chinese takeout penis, the rock-hard cat cack, and now Nintendo wang. Did I miss any?

Don't forget Circus Penis!

Got me on a technicallity, you did.

Although Achewood's finest "penis" moment remains... the skateboard penis:

SHOCKING UPDATE D:
NO ONE CARES ABOUT A FICTIONAL LOW RESOLUTION MAN'S SEX LIFE :O

Teodor upsetting Lyle way back in 2002..? First in-strip cock, I believe :o

Nice. I should start a Wikipedia page:
Online comics: Achewood: Male Genetalia

There was that "so close to syndication" one too.

Chubby for you, upsilon. Also, that is my favorite Achewood strip, so for my failure, I will be mortify my flesh.

Ow.

Fucking OW.

Here you go...

aggh....here http://m.assetbar.com/achewood/uua8fj6rT

SCREW YOU BBCODE! FUCK YOU!

Did Chris see Superbad this past weekend?

I believe he did. Or else Ray is just part of the, like, 8 percent of kids who do this.

I wonder if Ray keeps a Ghostbusters lunch-box dick treasure chest.

Wow, 8 percent? You'd think I'd see a lot more faces at the support meetings, then...

"Wow. Okay. Now, how about that one Tiananmen Square picture with the tanks."

all tiny milgramized members lined up on the street

all cock with huge huevos standing in front of them

Chubbied for the use of the word "milgramized"

Well, I just learned all about the Milgram experiment.
So thank you for that.

See also the Stanford prison experiment and the Bobo doll experiment.

Aren't we a trainwreck of a species?

Stanford prison experiment. My actual favorite experiment in the history.

It was a terrifying experiment. I watched a documentary on it in a class once and I had trouble sleeping that night.

That is too cute not to mock up.

If I could chubby this comment a hundred times, I WOULD.

I'm surprised I had to read this far in the comments before I read something about Superbad. I was beginning to feel cold and alone.

Dang it, shoinan beat me to it. Okay, in that case I'll go with comment #2:

Ray is the Jim Halpert of pretending to have unlikely artistic conditions.

I was going to make the same joke as shoinan, too. I'd say "great minds think alike", but I think it would not be appropriate for a Wii joke.

Shame on Ray for pretending to such a serious condition. Graphic artists so afflicted are limited to careers at Chinese take-out joints or doing portraiture of Philippe.

One of my friends is a struggling graphic artist (sorry for the redundancy) - he got a job at a chinese takeout place, managed to keep it for all of an hour and a half before he ate a piece of someone's leftover General Tso's chicken and was fired on the spot.

I think we all know the real reason your friend got fired...

Is basically thought we are all havink.

Doesn%u2019t this strip reference prove that Onstad has made phallus drawing jokes before and therefore he did not rip off Superbad?

I do not think there is anything original about drawing penises, so there is nothing to be "ripped off". The drawing of the penises is merely a prop used for the interaction between Teodor and Ray.

The second, actually, the first being Swarthy Teen Phillipe playing a bleeping, blooping mystery-game. Onstad does not roll with the medium of video games.

Third. Lyle and the importing of Urine Cop.

Does the whole Oregon Trail arc count?

The alt text also suggests that Chris is not a fan of video games.

On another note there is something that Ray's drawing and a Nintendo have in common: If you play with either of them too much you'll end up blind.

Stupid radiation beaming into my eyeballs... stupid addictive video gaming.

so oregon trail isn't a video game?

Tell that to the pile of buffalo corpses left just outside the starting town.

Oh, god dammit. I never actually played Oregon Trail (we had different 'educational' games in this country) and I thought it was text-only. Fuck it.

You, sir, have had a deprived childhood. Never fear! Go to this website:

http://www.virtualapple.org/2listO.html

and check it out right now. (It may be less fun for someone who isn't playing it while riding a wave of nostalgia and hash, though.) Odell Lake is also awesome, although with the same caveat.

Don't forget Roast Beef's Tetris Crisis

I just noticed Cornelius' car is RHD, that is awesome.

Panel 7: Teodor realizes that Ray's all goofing on him, and in Teodor's own element, no less.

Panel 8: Mission Accomplished.

Nintendo are wider than they are long, ergo they are not normally penises.

Nintendo ain't no choad. you might call it one, but it'll just sit there, being a Nintendo, and you'll be wrong.

Er, what if you just turned a NES 90 degrees? Instant longer-than-it-is-wide orientation.

Curses! That changes everything!

On you, maybe.

even though i have one, penises are one of the funnier things in life.

you know you can reply directly to comments, right? That's how the appear underneath the one you're responding to (like this one.) Hit the little 'reply' link under a comment to reply to it.

Ray fucks with Teodor in the strangest ways.

I think this strip may have an extra level of meaning for Xbox enthusiasts.

Actually with the way the Nintendo Wii is going, this could feasibly be a new attachment for it. Sure it's not family fun but we all know every kid above the age of 10 does it. I can see it now: Super Mario Rubs One Out.

Attachment? Who needs an attachment? I think this is already one of the games in WarioWare.

I see you guys also read VGcats.

VGCats is kind of like bizarro-Achewood. Both strips are about talking cats, but one of them is yet another played-out video game webcomic and the other is funny.

Which one is which? WE REPORT, YOU DECIDE!

..no, seriously, I'm fucking tired of VGcats. Chris takes as long to update, but at least his comics are GOOD.

I actually don't. I read a scant ten webcomics, and VGcats is not good enough to make that list.

what are these scant ten?

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