Right on Ray. The last two panels represent my inner feelings whenever a friend tells me they have weed and want to smoke. I pretty much think (to quote the next strip) "Hooray for some guys."
ih8jonmayr » neu1 years ago
Chubby only for the Frisky Dingo reference.
fuckyoufriday » neu2 years ago
At the risk of sounding trite, what could possibly be better than burning one with Ray Smuckles? Put on some Toto, get him reminiscing about small times, maybe win some money off him in a friendly match of Nintendo Golf, & settle down with some chilly Stellas and a copy of Road Warrior. Sort of like if my stoner friends had mad dough and were anthropomorphic cats.
vorrishnikov » neu2 years ago
Nintendo Golf was/is the least forgiving game ever. There is no such thing as a friendly game of it.
gormster » neu2 years ago
Maybe he was talking about Wii Golf?
yourmalarky » neu1 years ago
He's clearly talking about mario golf. The nintendo golf game that will forever live in infamy for the ability to hit the d pad and repeatedly make really annoying noises while your opponent is putting
soticoto » neu2 years ago
Only if you're talking about multiplayer.
If Echo the Dolphin had been multiplayer, I would be in jail right now for multiple counts of homicide. It took being dumped by my first girlfriend and having to live with her for another month past that for me to complete that damned game.
bixschmix » neu2 years ago
My hat is off to you, my friend. I could never fucking finish Echo. If it were multiplayer, I can only begin to imagine the carnage.
tekende » neu1 years ago
I never had this problem. I knew in my core that I should avoid playing a video game about a fucking dolphin.
fireking » pro1 years ago
Fuck all y'all you guys should know it's Ecco the Dolphin and not Echo.
That game ruined my childhood even! I mean you start out as a happy dolphin all talking to your dolphin friends and then this tornado comes up outta nowhere and then you ain't got shit.
firesign » neu1 years ago
On a similar note, Disney's Adventures in the Magic Kingdom was a curiously difficult game, given its target audience. I finally beat the fucking thing, but it took a long time and it wasn't easy.
belgand » neu10 months ago
Odd. I remember it as being an incredibly easy game. Specifically that I rented it one morning, took it home, beat it in a few hours and was able to take it back to the store and get a new game from them because it was so damn easy.
Weird, but true. It's a strong memory of mine for some reason.
coridoroiy » neu2 years ago
you are an angry man
andyfaewatford » neu2 years ago
Getting stoned demands cannabis. That is all.
saddestking » neu1 years ago
Nothing on earth demands posters on walls and Tool music except maybe a junior year of high school
boredom_man » neu1 years ago
Meh. There's nothing wrong with Tool that ignoring its fanbase can't fix. On the other hand, your "saddestking in his own words" comments is the most beautiful statement ever.
Except, you know, the other, similar, statement.
tonyhighwind » neu11 months ago
I think you are maybe confusing the herb with something else. Something that makes you see shit.
tombsgrave » neu2 years ago
The alt text is the best.
zem » neu2 years ago
for those who don't want to go look it up: "Ray has a crush on being high pass it on"
shutup_shutup » neu1 years ago
This alt text along with this strip really changed the way I think about liking and disliking things that aren't people.
whitey » pro2 years ago
I love when the silent panels are equally as funny as those with dialogue. The surreptitious backwards glance, the upraised fist. Classic.
shmuckeles » pro2 years ago
surreptitious backwards glance? seems to me he's just got a chin-drop eyes-buggin like his dream just came true. TOTally had his day made by that comment. me too
thesyndicate88 » pro2 years ago
Did anyone else hear Simple Minds playing in the last panel, or am I crazy?
dumase » neu2 years ago
I'm with you.
sargasm » neu2 years ago
Is Teodor breathing fire in panels 2 and 4, or is it just cold outside?
nicolae » pro2 years ago
Those are smoke signals that tell the nations how greened up he is.
heatbag » pro2 years ago
The fist thrust in the air is the best part.
snatch22 » pro2 years ago
See, this is why Ray is awesome. He has all the money in the world, can do whatever he wants, and yet his friend having weed is what makes his day. Awesome.
arbys » neu2 years ago
I don't know, that says to me he's pretty cheap. I mean, he could probably buy a medium-sized Hawaiian island and devote it entirely to the cultivation of marijuana, yet he has to bum it from his at best lower-middle-class friend.
slab64 » neu2 years ago
As I learned from Bill Gates via the Simpsons, nobody gets rich by writing a bunch of checks. Especially if they're for weed.
sirfrederick » neu1 years ago
Ray could get rich by going to the lavatory. He probably has. The man finds money everywhere he doesn't look for it.
Teodor always has interesting things to say about Nice Pete.
killerlimpet » neu2 years ago
What *is* kingston sideburn? google search reveals only references to Achewood, and I'm a lamer who doesn't know the cannabanoid lingo....
zefiel » neu2 years ago
Possibly a specific breed/kind of weed. Go with the context, it's what i do and what allows me to understand Achewood despite not even being amerikan.
nutmeg » neu2 years ago
it is a fictitious strain of weed.
inthetunk » pro1 years ago
This is the only explanation I can find.
killerlimpet » neu7 months ago
There should be a wikipedia article: Fictitious Strains of Weed.
mangtastic » neu3 months ago
It would probably get nominated for deletion within days by a few asshole users/admins and their sockpuppets. What I am saying is, wikipedia hates fun.
junko » pro2 years ago
As Kingston is in Jamaica, and Ray mentions it by way of saying that he is not picky, I figure Kingston Sideburn is whatever ambient weed could be plucked from a Rastafarian's facial hair on an average day.
vorrishnikov » neu2 years ago
Perhaps Ray believes that the residents of said town normally keep a joint tucked in their ear like some people would keep a pencil or a regular cigarette. I've never been to Jamaica, let alone this town, and I don't believe that said people would tote their green in such a manner. However, I can see Ray believing that Kingstonians do such a thing.
nigelchaos » pro2 years ago
Not to knitpick.. but wouldn't they be called "Kingstoners"?
fallow_fields » neu2 years ago
Kingston-ites, I think
howl » neu1 years ago
not to nitpick, but you spelled "nitpick" wrong
cracklewater » neu1 years ago
While we're nitpicking, you used 'wrong' wrongly.
howl » neu1 years ago
I was being a dick but you are being even more of a dick.
cracklewater » neu1 years ago
Interesting! What metric are you using to calculate 'more'?
The fact that your mistake was pointed out, rather than someone else's?
Also, your use of 'was' is ambiguous. Are you suggesting that you're not being a dick in your most recent post?
howl » neu1 years ago
I'm sorry, no hard feelings were meant. I thought my original comment was funny when I posted it, but when I stumbled upon it recently I was embarrassed, as I perceived it as kind of a petty, rude thing to say (I have been accused of being an asshole about other people's linguistic mistakes in the past). So, this was merely a case of seeing my own perceived faults in another. Your comment was funny, I shouldn't have said what I did.
Jeez, reading over this post I guess I make myself sound like even more of a dick.
cracklewater » neu1 years ago
No dickishness here, excellent fellow.
A fine day to you!
howl » neu1 years ago
I am a lady, but thank you all the same!
apocowarg » pro10 months ago
Aww, you two should be in a sitcom as mismatched roomates who make each other SO MAD but underneath that really care about one another.
howl » neu10 months ago
That position is already filled in my life. Well, she's not my roommate, but that's pretty much how it is.
nigelchaos » neu1 years ago
pot joke.. for those who missed it.. namely .. whoever lamed me.
cracklewater » neu1 years ago
Excellent inference, IMHO.
Two of Ray's other suggestions refer to byproducts of weed - shake and 'kief' (a US misnomer for resin glands based on the fact that the Moroccan term for cannabis foliage is 'khif'), so a Kingston Sideburn seems most likely to be reclaimed cannabis of the type you describe.
bozendoka » pro1 years ago
Too awesome to not be true.
gormster » neu2 years ago
Weed: it's what's for dinner!
I love this line.
u235 » pro1 years ago
I love the one after it, myself.
"Puff, puff, puff. Oh me, oh my."
philosophe » pro2 years ago
Hahaha I just love the strips where they burn one. Just makes me smile. Onstad's got the lingo DOWN!
riazm » pro2 years ago
I hate weed but DAMN if Achewood doesn't make me want to "burn one"
spinynorman » neu2 years ago
Yeah, I ain't on the level after toke, but reading achewood makes me want to echo the only research Jeff Bridges did for his best role, "Did the dude burn a jay on the way over?" and answer with a fervent "yes"
senatorexlax » pro2 years ago
Hahah yes! I just read that quote on the wikipedia article for The Big Lebowski yesterday, made me really happy.
slab64 » neu1 years ago
Why have I never looked up TBL on Wikipedia before?
The hell, man
henrythecad » neu2 years ago
Oh me, oh my.
killingthejay » neu2 years ago
i've got a crush on being high, too.
cherubrocker22 » neu2 years ago
Best achewood? It's up there.
I love how surprised Ray looks when Teodor is ultimately down.
the_voice » pro2 years ago
Oh my god the last time I had Kingston Sideburn...such times.
seymourglass » neu1 years ago
Téodor knows how to keep Ray in suspense.
jhunter » neu1 years ago
Ray was not expecting Teodor to agree -- but when he did, there was only one medium with which to express his enthusiasm
kaithekender » neu2 months ago
man I've been saying people have got a crush on things that are atypical for years before Achewood did it
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If Echo the Dolphin had been multiplayer, I would be in jail right now for multiple counts of homicide. It took being dumped by my first girlfriend and having to live with her for another month past that for me to complete that damned game.
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That game ruined my childhood even! I mean you start out as a happy dolphin all talking to your dolphin friends and then this tornado comes up outta nowhere and then you ain't got shit.
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Weird, but true. It's a strong memory of mine for some reason.
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Except, you know, the other, similar, statement.
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Uh, you know what I mean.
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The fact that your mistake was pointed out, rather than someone else's?
Also, your use of 'was' is ambiguous. Are you suggesting that you're not being a dick in your most recent post?
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Jeez, reading over this post I guess I make myself sound like even more of a dick.
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A fine day to you!
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Two of Ray's other suggestions refer to byproducts of weed - shake and 'kief' (a US misnomer for resin glands based on the fact that the Moroccan term for cannabis foliage is 'khif'), so a Kingston Sideburn seems most likely to be reclaimed cannabis of the type you describe.
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I love this line.
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"Puff, puff, puff. Oh me, oh my."
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The hell, man
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I love how surprised Ray looks when Teodor is ultimately down.
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now I just look like a douche :(
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