Ray in the Snack Tent

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Off-camera, Cody Travis outlines his new album, In Christ Our Fight Is Won.

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My band teacher was like that, but without the turkey.

May band teacher was like that, only instead of turkey or brandy or handguns it was young girls in the band.

Nice.

Yeah, I had one of those. Band Teacher got fired for giving the drum major "love-bites"

"My OLD MAN's a band teacher, you son of a bitch!"

...No, seriously.

All I know is he had a thing for field-hockey players...

Everyone was so...QUIET about it...

....and they were so quiet about it.

...Which keeps implying to me that he fired one into his skull.

Ray was right to eat the turkey himself. It just makes more sense for one man to be fully satisfied than for his army to be still hungry after Ted and Barry each eat all of it.

they couldn't each do that, you realize.

Didn't this happen in the toilet on Christmas eve.... twice?

Ray cares about children so much he will have another spork of Christian Brothers for them.

I show this to my music major friends, and whisper "This, this'll be you."

Look at the level in the bottle - thats a damn lot of sporkfulls.

that's what i was thinking at first, but in the drawing the bottle is actually much smaller than what i sort of imagined when in comparison with the spork. the spork actually looks like a bigger drink than a bottle cap of it would be

I love the alt text. I would've wondered about Cody if not for it.
"Off camera, Cody Travis outlines his new album, 'In Christ Our Fight is Won.'"
And of course, it wasn't on a giant post-it, which is a pet peeve of mine.

Chrisian always win fights in Christ that they lose in real life. It's sort of a hobby.

time to clean the keyboard.

"Christians always win fights"

I hate cleaning my keyboard, but when the letters fall between the cracks there's just nothing else to do.

We're just two lost souls
swimming in a fish bowl,
year after year,
running over the same old ground.
What have we found?
The same old fears,
wish you were here.

I love that song, but I have to wonder . . . why did you post it here?

I could imagine it playing in the GOF movie, as Ray loses confidence and we see the sun set on another day at the acres.

None of my friends know that I fugue.

When I take another spork of whiskey,
I always do it for the children.
Then I get all teary-eyed and salute the flag.

Panel 6 gets my vote for best panel ever in the history of panels.

Is it just me or does Ray gain twenty to thirty-five pounds bent over?

Ray's usual physique is maintained through careful posture and the tensing of certain otherwise underused muscles. Falling slowly into unconsciousness prevents him from maintaining the sort of control necessary to perpetuate Faux Ray and allows True Ray to be revealed in all his glory.
I know this because I have sex with my shirt on.