Yeah, gay people just love prison.

It is a basic time of dudes.

With RRUUUUUUUDDDDE TITTIES!

These Ray outbursts are really adding up. I hope Beef doesn't crack or anything.

I was thinking about why ray was getting angry all of a sudden. Maybe he is trying to distance himself emotionally because he thinks after Beef is married they will no longer be chochacho's.

Dance Dance Revolution: The worlds most accepted credit facilities.

seriously though, how many times do i have to watch ray do an absurd thing then yell at beef when he bursts in this week?

it's all "did i dooo thaaaat?"

but i like the concept of how in japan you have to dance-dance to log in to your bank account, and probably to like use a drive-thru and stuff. is it true you can buy used underpants from a vending machine? man, fucking japanese.

Did you do research in Wikipedia like a straight player?

(The shot of different panties in the article cracks me up, it's like some fetishist is all eager to show his collection to improve a wikipedia article)

The original version of that article included a lengthly dissertation on how to acquire panties for the purposes of panty-fetishism-indulgence.

There used to be a jacket fetish article, too, which also included unusually explicit descriptions of jacket-fetish-goings-on.

Voraphiliacs get very uppity with Wikipedia because their article keeps getting deleted for lack of sources. I seriously saw in the comments section no fewer than two different contributors claim that since Wikipedia wouldn't carry an article about their fetish that Wikipedia was denying they existed.

Good times.

It's kind of like an opposite version of the Roast Beef Bangs a Website incident, only somehow Beef is still the one ending up scorned and humiliated.

At first I thought beef might be crying with pity for Ray, but those eyebrows spell self-loathing. I think I might have achewood-eyebrow-fetishism.

Sir,
That is how I live my life. If that is funny to you, Sir, then I suggest you recall Manzikert. Funny, sir? Ah ha? You, Sir, are an Aztec.

I rather enjoy the fact that Ray is the little dance-dance boy. Also, he's doing the whole crossy knee Charleston from when he was rapping/singing/other about the internet. I can appreciate this.

Attention Customer. Please Charleston to prevent others from copying your PIN.

vault password all Paranoia Survivor MAX on Heavy...

Shoulda read the other comments that already said this.

Anyway, everybody dance like there's cash in your banks.

Nice recovery, dude!

It's nothing so base as a need.

It's an insatiable desire.

Choose Your Own Explanation:

To believe that it's because Roast Beef's "pecker is hella crappy," turn to this blog entry.

To believe that it's because Ray stuffs his thong to make up for being neutered, turn to this strip.

Dance dance code must be accompanied by name and reference number, in order to fully authenticate.

I lived in Japan for a year, and I had to play DDR many times a day. Ordering a fast-food sandwich, DDR, checking in to the doctors office, DDR, ordering used panties from a vending machine, DDR. Maybe you went to China by mistake?

I stopped off in Japan to catch a connecting flight whilst flying to Australia and I had to DDR no less then eleven times. It's how they calculate your baggage allowance.

Yeah, but it's all worth it when you finally get on the plane & the pilot cracks you a lager. "Crickey! They're a queer lot, those Nippers, eh? Roight, Le's get back to 'stralia! I can smell the missus's lager-marinated dingo steak from 'ere!" (I'm sorry if I implied that Australians use insensitive racial terms for the Japanese. I never meant for that to happen. I never dreamed it could.)

the reason that pilot flies overseas is becuase all Australians laugh at the way he speaks

There is a lesson in this for Roast Beef. There is a lesson that resonates with all of us, standing as a guiding light in this cruel, mixed-up, Japanese world:

It is, in fact, better to be a butt-hole, than a whole butt.

Don't fight it. The Lame Parade hits everyone eventually.

Well, if it makes me strong like bull, I guess I can live with that.

Okay. My pants look ugly. You caught me. Real impressive, champ. I think myself, yourself, and everyone else here already knew, just by looking, with their eyes, that my pants look ugly!! What gets me is that you have to bring it up. You can't just let it go unsaid. My pants stand on their own as a testament to how ugly they are. You mentioning it doesn't make them more or less ugly. It only hurts a lot of peoples' feelings. Maybe even yours. Have you looked at your own pants, lately? I'll refrain from stating the obvious. That's the advice I offer myself. Advice you should have heeded.

ONWARD, CAPS LOCK SOLDIERS!

Hats off to anyone on the internet who doesn't know what fonts are.

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