Ray is the butthole. They both know it. The guy callin' it is always it. Beef has feelins. Ray has none.
soticoto » neu1 years ago
With RRUUUUUUUDDDDE TITTIES!
unfun » pro1 years ago
These Ray outbursts are really adding up. I hope Beef doesn't crack or anything.
tragicone » pro1 years ago
I was thinking about why ray was getting angry all of a sudden. Maybe he is trying to distance himself emotionally because he thinks after Beef is married they will no longer be chochacho's.
nigelchaos » neu1 years ago
You got more chubbies for repeating yourself than you did for the original comment. I.. don't understand. Chubby anyway!
ravindra108 » neu1 years ago
He didn't repeat himself. He corrected himself.
andrew_ » neu1 years ago
oh. uh, what?
k_buttsworthe » neu1 years ago
Dance Dance Revolution: The worlds most accepted credit facilities.
molesticide » con1 years ago
seriously though, how many times do i have to watch ray do an absurd thing then yell at beef when he bursts in this week?
it's all "did i dooo thaaaat?"
but i like the concept of how in japan you have to dance-dance to log in to your bank account, and probably to like use a drive-thru and stuff. is it true you can buy used underpants from a vending machine? man, fucking japanese.
(The shot of different panties in the article cracks me up, it's like some fetishist is all eager to show his collection to improve a wikipedia article)
tombsgrave » pro1 years ago
The original version of that article included a lengthly dissertation on how to acquire panties for the purposes of panty-fetishism-indulgence.
There used to be a jacket fetish article, too, which also included unusually explicit descriptions of jacket-fetish-goings-on.
Voraphiliacs get very uppity with Wikipedia because their article keeps getting deleted for lack of sources. I seriously saw in the comments section no fewer than two different contributors claim that since Wikipedia wouldn't carry an article about their fetish that Wikipedia was denying they existed.
Good times.
shutup_shutup » neu5 months ago
The first sentence in that article ("Panty fetishism is the belief that panties (or female underwear) contain an intrinsic sexual power.") is the strangest description of a fetish I have ever heard. It's like turning a fetish into a dirty superstition.
capnroblivious » neu1 months ago
The textbook definition of a fetish is objectification of an inanimate object, giving it supernatural power (of any kind, really).
Besides, what is a religion but a codified set of dirty superstitions?
johnnylandmine » neu1 years ago
It's kind of like an opposite version of the Roast Beef Bangs a Website incident, only somehow Beef is still the one ending up scorned and humiliated.
sredni » neu1 years ago
At first I thought beef might be crying with pity for Ray, but those eyebrows spell self-loathing. I think I might have achewood-eyebrow-fetishism.
jcchamp » neu1 years ago
Sir,
That is how I live my life. If that is funny to you, Sir, then I suggest you recall Manzikert. Funny, sir? Ah ha? You, Sir, are an Aztec.
killwithkarate » pro1 years ago
I rather enjoy the fact that Ray is the little dance-dance boy. Also, he's doing the whole crossy knee Charleston from when he was rapping/singing/other about the internet. I can appreciate this.
paperboy_2000 » neu1 years ago
Attention Customer. Please Charleston to prevent others from copying your PIN.
nigelchaos » neu1 years ago
Ohh. I bet he reads that and gets SUPER-pissed.
farqussus » neu1 years ago
See reply to the below comment, which was misplaced.
nigelchaos » neu4 months ago
that was basically my sarcasm..
kilroywashere » pro1 years ago
Man, Ray just can't get away from the Charleston.
farqussus » neu1 years ago
Ray is a cartoon cat. He does not read your comments.
farqussus » neu1 years ago
The post was misplaced! MISPLAAAAAAACED!
neuscha » neu1 years ago
Bankers must be hella dancers too.
cpnglxynchos » neu1 years ago
vault password all Paranoia Survivor MAX on Heavy...
zefiel » neu1 years ago
I don't like to watch Beef get yelled at AGAIN, but the DDR combos to access your Japanese checking account made it worth the wait.. wait, this is Wednesday's strip!
ethelthefrog » neu1 years ago
Cut the man some slack, folks. sweet christ on a slab.
canavan » neu1 years ago
I get the feeling these series of strips are leading to an emotional parting conversation. Ray's boy is getting married and he's just taking it out on him.
zefiel » neu1 years ago
I think it's been said before, but it could be also that Ray is so good of a friend that he is being mean to Beef, so he doesnt' resent as much the unavoidable separation that comes when a friend gets married. Kind of what my last girlfriend did, being all distant before breaking up with me on the morning of Feb. 14.
Also, man, now that i've thought about it, Ray's login process is way easier than my bank's. :(
lateadopter » neu1 years ago
What is up with Ray being so mean to Roast Beef lately?
lateadopter » neu1 years ago
Shoulda read the other comments that already said this.
Anyway, everybody dance like there's cash in your banks.
lucidz » pro1 years ago
Awesome.
fuckyoufriday » neu1 years ago
Nice recovery, dude!
scorpio_nadir » neu2 months ago
Update: There ain't no cash in your banks!
tablesawsafety » pro1 years ago
lol i've been waiting for days to hear ray call beef a butt-hole
johnnylandmine » neu1 years ago
It's nothing so base as a need.
It's an insatiable desire.
joeyramoney » neu1 years ago
what strikes me is that beef is smooth like a GI Joe whereas ray appears to be packing heavily.
johnnylandmine » neu1 years ago
Choose Your Own Explanation:
To believe that it's because Roast Beef's "pecker is hella crappy," turn to this blog entry.
To believe that it's because Ray stuffs his thong to make up for being neutered, turn to this strip.
johnnylandmine » neu1 years ago
Err, his peter, I mean. Not pecker. Sorry about this, everyone.
pr0ncess » neu1 years ago
OMG for some reason I'd never read that particular Molly-blog. I'm currently drunk and I feel like I just invented it all. I think I need to go be on my own a bit.
hexjumper » neu1 years ago
I think that he was being facetious; Molly does orgasm, but he's pretending that she doesn't because she's wanting him to try something different, and Roast Beef's gently chiding her about why regular sex doesn't do the trick for her.
That's why she says "Ha, ha", since she already knows that the regular sex is fine. Beef is just being mildly difficult for no particular reason.
johnnylandmine » pro1 years ago
This entire spectacle is pretty much amazing.
bearealcoolhand » neu1 years ago
Raisin the stakes!
supergeorgina » neu1 years ago
Poor Beef, man. I don't think he can take much more of this type of thing.
riazm » pro1 years ago
Can we discuss what Ray Smuckles. Eleven one five. means?
aperson » neu1 years ago
Dance dance code must be accompanied by name and reference number, in order to fully authenticate.
cheeks_jd » neu1 years ago
its his username and PIN for the bank login i guess.
heavymetaljesus » pro1 years ago
That's very Philippe of Roast Beef.
robobogle » neu1 years ago
I lived in Japan for a year, and I had to play DDR many times a day. Ordering a fast-food sandwich, DDR, checking in to the doctors office, DDR, ordering used panties from a vending machine, DDR. Maybe you went to China by mistake?
gormster » neu1 years ago
I love the idea that one could go to China by mistake. Like you missed. Also, neonfreon, get over yourself.
riazm » neu1 years ago
I stopped off in Japan to catch a connecting flight whilst flying to Australia and I had to DDR no less then eleven times. It's how they calculate your baggage allowance.
fuckyoufriday » neu1 years ago
Yeah, but it's all worth it when you finally get on the plane & the pilot cracks you a lager. "Crickey! They're a queer lot, those Nippers, eh? Roight, Le's get back to 'stralia! I can smell the missus's lager-marinated dingo steak from 'ere!" (I'm sorry if I implied that Australians use insensitive racial terms for the Japanese. I never meant for that to happen. I never dreamed it could.)
k_buttsworthe » neu1 years ago
the reason that pilot flies overseas is becuase all Australians laugh at the way he speaks
fuckyoufriday » neu1 years ago
My rendering of the Australian accent is somewhat lacking, yes.
jackparsons » pro1 years ago
I once let someone see my dance and they stole my identity.
songbirdspectre » pro1 years ago
Dammit Ray. Dammit.
I had a silly dream about achewood last night.
tinhand » neu1 years ago
Don't get offended, there's nothing serious about it.
I can understand why Ray would be annoyed or upset. He should be able to get on with what they wants or has to do without being judged, especially if it's already something he's ashamed of.
wae » pro1 years ago
There is a lesson in this for Roast Beef. There is a lesson that resonates with all of us, standing as a guiding light in this cruel, mixed-up, Japanese world:
It is, in fact, better to be a butt-hole, than a whole butt.
killingthejay » neu1 years ago
Roast Beef weeps not only for Ray's shame, but also for the fact that he actually might be a butthole.
princerondavel » con1 years ago
sometimes i hate ray
plezure » neu1 years ago
Ray's thong is hanging mighty low these days...
grayfox » neu1 years ago
I thought Ray had his own bank.
[url=http://achewood.com/index.php?date=07062005]
riazm » pro1 years ago
He claims he had to move it for tax purposes but in reality he snapped, hired a teller, hit on her, and had to move the bank to Hokkaido to avoid losing a non trivial portion of his assets.
fuckyoufriday » neu1 years ago
Player's gotta have more than one bank account, dude!
joeyramoney » pro1 years ago
saddest thing. :(
halfbeardmishap » pro1 years ago
The wedding appears to be putting more pressure on Ray than on Beef. I sense impending friendship counseling.
katsura » neu1 years ago
If this is how we will all have to withdraw money from banks in the future, then I'm gonna be a brokety-ass nerd.
cpnglxynchos » neu1 years ago
maybe they'll let some of us use a controller instead...
wae » neu1 years ago
It involves three Aibos and a Roomba in order to qualify for an Adjustable Rate Japanese Mortgage.
illgamesh » neu1 years ago
Dance Dance Revolution: For Ray. By Ray. Everytime.
tekende » pro2 months ago
Life's a dance. Try it out.
plummet » neu1 years ago
Don't fight it. The Lame Parade hits everyone eventually.
biff » neu1 years ago
Well, if it makes me strong like bull, I guess I can live with that.
fielding » neu1 years ago
Some men pray for that day of days when they have enough lames to owe the United States a penny.
jar » neu1 years ago
Don't feel to bad, there's been a lot of highly questionable lame-outs lately.
fuckyoufriday » neu1 years ago
don't take my chubbies and lames away from me, caduceo. they're all i've got.
fuckyoufriday » neu1 years ago
p.s.- "cessatate"?
plummet » con1 years ago
YOU shut the fuck up!
ethelthefrog » neu1 years ago
YOU shut the the fuck up!
jackparsons » neu1 years ago
Applesauce!
achilleselbow » neu1 years ago
I'm really torn on whether to chubby or lame this. On the one hand, the sentiment expressed is highly questionable; on the other, it is a finely wrought outburst. Either way, I'm gonna mention chubbies and lames just a couple more times in the hopes of provoking another one. You see, chubbies and lames...
gormster » neu1 years ago
Yeah I think it had something to do with not knowing about DDR. A lot of people find that very offensive.
science » pro1 years ago
No, no, it's important to tell us how long you lived in Japan. And you have to start with your crentials of expertise.
This is why everyoneNeon loves Neon.
aperson » neu1 years ago
strong like schoolgirl.
fielding » neu1 years ago
Okay. My pants look ugly. You caught me. Real impressive, champ. I think myself, yourself, and everyone else here already knew, just by looking, with their eyes, that my pants look ugly!! What gets me is that you have to bring it up. You can't just let it go unsaid. My pants stand on their own as a testament to how ugly they are. You mentioning it doesn't make them more or less ugly. It only hurts a lot of peoples' feelings. Maybe even yours. Have you looked at your own pants, lately? I'll refrain from stating the obvious. That's the advice I offer myself. Advice you should have heeded.
fuckyoufriday » neu1 years ago
ONWARD, CAPS LOCK SOLDIERS!
andrew_ » pro1 years ago
STAY THE COURSE!
paperboy_2000 » neu1 years ago
Panel 6. The arched eyebrows. The slight head quiver. The small, flat mouth. In mid ass-gyration Ray is jerked back to a reality where banking is a serious business to be conducted by serious men and women, not little dance-dance boys. It is only natural that he would lash out.
galen » pro1 years ago
Is it a Wii joke? Whatever it is, banking should be more fun, or that's how I feel about it.
Ray has been very short with Beef recently, and has also found himself jumping at the chance to make a measly 250k writing romance. Maybe he's secretly lost all his money. Or maybe it's just lazy writing from Onstad. (thank u 4 the free online comic strip btw, 'stad)
cousinted » pro1 years ago
The cat realizes his friend's life is an empty husk.
The cat weeps for a life, wasted.
Till human voices wake us, and we drown.
le_chien_manquee » neu1 years ago
i'm now 0 for 3 on achewood these last few weeks. didn't know what fonts or lolcats were and now ddr? i'm not even looking that up.
fuckyoufriday » neu1 years ago
Hats off to anyone on the internet who doesn't know what fonts are.
cthulhu235 » pro1 years ago
That "butthole" at the end is a cherry on top of the sundae that is this strip.
purplehaze » neu1 years ago
Im glad to see another guys who says "enter" out loud when he enters in a password.
purplehaze » neu1 years ago
'Guys' meaning 'guy'.
mangaknightz » neu1 years ago
is there going to be a dork resource on how to login to your bank in japan?
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it's all "did i dooo thaaaat?"
but i like the concept of how in japan you have to dance-dance to log in to your bank account, and probably to like use a drive-thru and stuff. is it true you can buy used underpants from a vending machine? man, fucking japanese.
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(The shot of different panties in the article cracks me up, it's like some fetishist is all eager to show his collection to improve a wikipedia article)
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There used to be a jacket fetish article, too, which also included unusually explicit descriptions of jacket-fetish-goings-on.
Voraphiliacs get very uppity with Wikipedia because their article keeps getting deleted for lack of sources. I seriously saw in the comments section no fewer than two different contributors claim that since Wikipedia wouldn't carry an article about their fetish that Wikipedia was denying they existed.
Good times.
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Besides, what is a religion but a codified set of dirty superstitions?
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Also, man, now that i've thought about it, Ray's login process is way easier than my bank's. :(
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Anyway, everybody dance like there's cash in your banks.
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To believe that it's because Roast Beef's "pecker is hella crappy," turn to this blog entry.
To believe that it's because Ray stuffs his thong to make up for being neutered, turn to this strip.
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That's why she says "Ha, ha", since she already knows that the regular sex is fine. Beef is just being mildly difficult for no particular reason.
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I can understand why Ray would be annoyed or upset. He should be able to get on with what they wants or has to do without being judged, especially if it's already something he's ashamed of.
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Yeah, Teodor, that's exactly why. Everything's always about you, isn't it, you douchebag.
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