he's a genius, 'sides (you like the ' there?) he can just forget it when he needs to.

Don't fight it, man. Just let the thing take it's course and try to guide it where you want it to go.

seconded

My boyfriend won't read Achewood, even though I've tried to get him to... *sadface*

Neither my boyfriend nor my roommate will read it with me.

I like to think it's because it's too above them. Sympathy chubby!

Do you at least have Achewood friends? The only way I get by in conversation is by having at least one to catch my no-entirely-subtle references.

Good luck dude. It took an ex-boyfriend 6 months after we broke up to get me into Achewood. :(

I have internet Achewood friends. Does that count?

Well, I should think so!

My my that avatar is hell of awesome. Do you still go on Homestar Runner? I haven't been in a while. I am worried that it will suck and my 'five-years ago' self will be crushed.

Homestar Runner is still good. It's not getting less funny with age so much as we're getting less able to enjoy it.

Tell him only REAL men read Achewood, and dont talk to him for a few days.

'Tis true, the English language has two opposite meanings for both "screw" and "fuck," one very nice and one very negative. It is only in context that we know the difference.

Achewood, sterilize your bitches.

This is the saddest thing.

Get a new job.

Roast Beef's household must be rough for Molly.

It's all just ratios and chemistry and calculus and physics and shit.

Actually that sounds pretty hard except for the ratios, which one can easily look up.

You will struggle to be original in the unclothed internet lady niche. I'm just saying.

My point exactly... hence the lack of titty photos.

totally. the only thing more intimate than skin is whats underneath it.

Dog, you are SUCH a douche.

Dude, I think I got the point when various people lamed my comment, and the entire conversation that preceded from it, into oblivion (or oblivion defined by my 3-lame-limit filter, anyway). I'm sorry my comment wasn't adequately thoughtful. No need to call me a douche.

I realize this comment will also probably get lamed into oblivion before you read it, but just thought I'd put it out there.

He was calling caduceo a douche, I believe. You've been quite entertaining throughout. Might I suggest setting your lame filter higher? I keep mine at thirty so I can read asherdan and Dr. Manflesh comments--no need to go so extreme, but you'll miss a lot of extremely popular comments with a lame filter that low.

I like Dr Manflesh too.
He wins.

My threshold for lames and chubbies is 10, and that works great. I reccomend it highly.

I'll try it out.

I like you hollis (chubb granted as gesture of good will). The comment wasn't aimed at you.
I am curious though... why would you think it was? It didn't follow from yours... and I referred specifically to a dog.
Do you have a tail to tell us?

I think I did not pick up on the fact that caduceo's avatar is a dog because (as semiquaver pointed out) my lame filter is set too low. It seems like all the cool kids are using 10 these days, so I will too. Thanks for assuaging my concerns :)

im sure shes a hot piece of brain, too.

"Isn't Unix made by fat people?" is harsher than this. "The Debonair Sysadmin" is more affectionate. And, yes, I own hats.

No matter how nerdy and unkempt, if you can synthesize hallucinogenic drugs, you are soooooo in.

Beef went to bed all looking like panel 9 that night.

isnt ray neutered?
http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01212002

no ray can totally Sport Wood

yea, the title of the one you linked is 'Man, it was a only vasectomy'
good call.

wait but hows he gonna have kids????

Vasectomies can be reversed.

Yes, although only with like a 50% success rate or something? Can some cock-doctor back me up on this?

If vasectomies have a 50% success rate at worst, then at least one testicle would be reconnected successfully out of the two of them.

This may be wrong though, as maths were my worst subject.

Aren't the commonly observed 2 tits a form of RAIT array in themselves?

Your 'array' is redundant.

But... what is my 'redundant'?

Greatest of all time.

Wow, that alt text is profound.

I was just thinking the same thing.

Totally.

Agreed.

Favorite part is "maybe get stuff onto my iPod three outta ten tries.

Any crud is fly-easy if you can make yourself care.

I'd think that Ray would be all over the uterus part; dude doesn't come across as the willingest-to-wear-a-jimmy-hat type of guy I've ever met.

I call bullshit on that. Ray has like a whole blog post about always wearing rubber. And he (tried to) have the jimmyhat talk with Little Nephew.
In short, Ray is a main dude of condoms.

I love-love-love the last panel inference that if you can get stuff onto your iPod, say, four or five outta ten tries, you might never have a family.

I've never understood how people can have trouble getting files on their ipod. I mean...you don't have to do anything except plug your ipod into your computer. iTunes literally does all the work for you.

Yet, Beef is closer to having an actual family at this point(what with marriage and all).

The rudest.

i know ray will be ray, but still, how can a woman be worth her weight in cans if she is turned off by nerdy stuff?