Aww HELLZ YEAH!

You, sir, have it all figured out. A winner is you.

I think you're safe; there's not much that's furry about the fat-tittied cat-girl. That, or I have the same perversion you do.

As for the other, Onstad may have made her ass unappealing on purpose, to convey Ray's lack of interest.

Well done.

I'd Pon-Farr that.

Don't you listen. People like you and me and all the rest of the pro-assers have every right to our predilictions. It's not our fault our cocktail name sounds a bit less appealing.

Awww hell, titties is just fake ass rumps, dude! Read your Desmond Morris.

Right on, brothers and sister.

Right on.

Why am I the only person who has chubbied this
Why

Stand together, stand proud, fellow ass-people. Never ashamed. never surrender
Ass-pathos is the best pathos

As a Seattleite, I must reference Mix-a-lot. "Baby Got Back" was a chart topper for good reason, and "Put 'Em on the Glass" lives forever in shame. The lesson learned is that breasts are the poor man's ass, as Life imitates art far more than art imitates Life

As a fellow ass man, I console myself with the fact that gravity is on *my* side.

Yes! I had the exact same situation. *SIGH*.

Your "liberal" friend has never had a beer with a lesbian.

i gave your avator a chubby, even though i'm a straight-up ass man.

If anything, you just justified why it is easier to find a "nice ass" than a good rack nowadays.

But then I'd never say "nice ass" because it makes me think of donkeys.
Truth is: it is all about the hips, not the gluteus maximus.

Hell yes, man. The actual rump, I can give or take. But I am intensely attracted to a good pair of hips, which generally leads to an incredibly nice fundament besides.

If I was to be completely honest, I'd probably classify myself as a thigh man.

-salutes- Represent.

Like a blind moth to a ten terawatt bulb...

I tried to find a photo on Facebook that proves I am not all talk when it comes to my thunder thighs, but the only thing that even vaguely shows them is one of me in a bikini, and I thought, posting that on Assetbar doesn't even fall within a three hundred mile radius of being a good idea.

Anyway, you have me on Facebook so you could probably find it if you really really wanted.

Ah hell yes for thighs.

I was wondering when one of your jiggly icons was going to appear. But boob jobs aren't the only enhancement out there. Ain't you never heard of ass jobs?

On a completely unrelated note, Cliffs of Dover is an awesome piece of music. Chubby for fitting the phrase in there, even though it was probably not intended that way!

It is also pretty difficult to play on Guitar Hero III

but fun even when you fail like 15 times in a row and your hand is turning into some kind of crampy mess even though you play actual guitar.

I would fill a victorian woman with shame... among other things.

So, what else than your ding-dong would you stick into her?

A baby?

Ouch!

Oversized novelty shoe-horn required.

I am a neck and shoulder man. Right on.

i like a nice middle ground, man. stomachs and small of the back. tasty!

It's true man, chick gotta have a waist, or you're fucking a potatoe.

Which is fine, if you have a foot fetish.

po-taint-ho

(sorry, mom, sorry dad, sorry college.)

belly buttons.
love 'em.
adjective.

I am for rude back dimples.

Long live breast dudes!

I tried being an ass man for one day, but you can only stare at Vida Guerra for so long before you start to wonder what else is out there.

Wrong ass. And too much Flash.

Them are some RUUUUUUUUDDDEE TITTIES.
Worth coming back from the moon for eh?

The RUDEST!

word to your mother

i don't understand the next to last panel.

next step, bills under the eyes.

Ray is a homeboy. Let no one doubt this.

I have 'wrong' feelings about this strip.

THIS

IS

A HOMEBOY!

He said it, only using a kick to the chest to do so.

(Really, do kicks to the chest not indicate the kicker is a homeboy?)

These lady-cats have no tails.

Manx, maybe?
heh, because it matters so

See, this is where I realize that I have a basic disconnect from the sexual mores detailed within Achewood: I do not consider "breasts vs. ass" a serious distinction of personality or taste. But then again the things that make my little soldier rise to attention typically aren't even VAGUELY sexual on the one hand and most of them aren't physically possible on the other, so maybe I'm just a complete weirdo and this is actually a fairly common issue.

Anyway my basic point is that "THIS! IS! A HOMEBOY!" is totally an awesome phrase that I use all the time.

Dang, man. If you're still around somewhere, please elaborate.

Yes I am also curious. Perhaps that speaks to something slightly twisted in our psyches, xiaomimi.

chubby for that link!

i think for girls it's a little simpler something like "why do i still find anal sex so arousing when tears are pouring down my face i am so mad every time i do it?"

Because you want to be debased and abused?

pogo's working the rough chuckles!

Oh, Swamp-Stick. I'm sorry to batter you about this right after you ducked out of the porn-conversation; it's coincidence, this is the page I'm reading today. But I just want you to know that there will never be enough lames for that.

dude wants a bj. wife says no.
dude asks. wife says no again.
dude pleads. wife says no; he won't respect her.
dude almost cries. wife says she'll do it.

afterwards, she asked if she did it alright.

"how should i know? i'm not the cocksucker."

i feel like men convert to breasts as they get older. am i wrong?

Comments like this make me wonder when Onstad will let his kids read his comic. Maybe he'll give it to them in pieces to ensure their proper development, starting with "the saddest thing in the world".

Man, I hope I'm not the only one who read that as "truffles of the lady-boy community". Yeesh.

Bums are gross. :(

Is this the proper juncture for an emoticon?
Could that be a correct thing to do here?
Is it possible that this is relevant:

(.Y.)

If not, apologies.

Nicely done, had to blur my eyes a little, then I saw them!

Actually, it's not true every lady gotta rump. There's some serious man-ass wimmin out there, not to mention plain old fat-ass wimmin.

"Installed" is a good word for the process. Like a car part.

aftermarket

I'm not sure how to say this without being creepy, so I'll just say it in the hopes that you take it as nothing more than a kindly compliment and not a creepy internet come-on.

I respect a healthy amount of sarcasm and wit, and a more than decent brain, far more than any set of jumbly titties or bodacious booties. I have a tendency to end up attracted to the ladies sans assets, as those ladies appear to develop their brains in lieu of more visible pieces. So...good for you on being a sarcastic late-bloomer.

Oh jeez I feel weird now.

Yeah, as much as physical features are awesome, I've always been more attracted to a lady's personality as opposed to her personage.

In short, sarcastic nerdy chicks are way hot.

when it comes to TRUE love, an emotional attraction always precedes a physical attraction.

Is the girl cat with the titties supposed to be Meg White?

You suggesting that has doubled my appraisal of her.

Fonda ain't got a motor on the back of her Honda.

This is one of my favorite comments, I just laughed my ass off. Sorry to all the ass-men out there- you can blame fineoakstructure for this

Your ass is mine.

Regardless, I'm a big fan of your name.

I write my thoughts in it every day.

Are ging and I truly the only leg men?

It seems the ass-lady forgot to get fully dressed.

prime j/o material?

The woman in panel 5 is INSANE with ass, this makes me say that she is so hot.

dont get me wrong, i could rest my head on some heavenly dirty pillows. but i guess i consider myself an ass-man. although, the whole neighborhood tends to catch my eye. ass, thighs, hips, all working together to cause me to forget where im at, so i accidentally walk into a wall or glass door. you know how it is.

Somehow, even as a mostly straight man, I find the anthropomorhic cat tits more frightening than the anthropomorphic cat cock. Maybe it's more confusing? Help please

I'm a nose man.

It has gotten me much greif.

Face/nose is very important.

This comment is to report I am an ass-man.

I evolved in quite the opposite way, strangely enough.