All hail King Ray, Lord of the Blog. Fear his Mighty Crown. As a side note, I would love a wallpaper of Ray's imaginings of such an experiment. Additionally, I would enjoy a fifth of Glenfiddich. Science!
bookofsand » neu2 years ago
Isn't that Ray's "I just nailed a social worker" crown?
catachresis » neu2 years ago
Yes and yes.
nurdbot » pro2 years ago
I bet he took one of the cardboard ones from Burger King, and somehow made it more awesome.
cailetshadow » pro1 years ago
Ray sees nothing wrong with asking for one of these crowns from Burger King and going home to glue real rubies onto it.
dorothypoopbot » neu1 years ago
and mink fur, apparently.
godfatherofsouls » neu1 years ago
Useta cut em jagged and wear them grey side out in an attempt to emulate Jughead Jones
kenyot » neu1 years ago
I wouldn't be surprised if found and purchased an actual crown on Ebay Platinum Reserve.
And also another strip, which I'm too fucked to reference ("Does he always wear a crown after he gets mad rutty?")
And who, indeed, was the mad ruttee?
heath » neu2 years ago
I believe you're talking about the confusion with Little Nephew's pants/underwear situation
Yes, I definitely remembered the "I'm not afraid of the poilce now" line. A clasic.
cracklewater » neu1 years ago
Tequila making a person keen on fighting with police has been one of my favourite recurring recurring memes since that strip.
Lyle has been the subject at least once (when they considered replacing his mezcal with something nicer), possibly more.
cracklewater » neu10 months ago
Here too: http://m.assetbar.com/achewood/uua4p9x4m
catachresis » neu2 years ago
Also, Cornelius drinks Pimms. As someone who is around a place where people drink The Pimms Drink (Pimms No. 1 cup mixed with fruit and lemonade) I do very much wonder if anyone drinks it neat. They would probably be a fool to do so, as it is not designed that way. In fact, it is much out of Cornelius' character to do so. Oh well.
heccibiggs » neu1 years ago
I figured that by saying he was drnking Pimms, it was implied that it was mixed with lemonade and fruit or whatever. I mean, that's what me and all my lot call it.
mattfish » neu2 months ago
A pimms cup is indeed Pimms No. 1 mixed with lemon soda or pretty much anything, but Cornelius would probably drink it neat just as well yeah i mean it's pretty tasty
bazookaradio » neu2 years ago
I gots ta get me a crown for just such a purpose. I think my wife would take it as a compliment(?)
epicurus » pro2 years ago
I love how fear of the police is used as a criteria for evaluating the effects of drink. That is rad.
Oh, also Ray's expression "using a Program." is EXTREMELY classic.
jonnay » neu1 years ago
Guy's, I've been thinking about downloading a Program, is it any good?
bixschmix » neu1 years ago
Just download it and it gets all the problems away.
boredom_man » neu1 years ago
That is not true. I am using a Program and my keyboard is still wet.
mr_lostman28 » neu1 years ago
man that is gross. that is dog shit.
scriblerus » pro1 years ago
"I was sad and scared" is my most-used Achewood quote.
fineoakstructure » neu1 years ago
Don't forget it's more recent counterpart: "I was rude and walkin'"
fineoakstructure » neu1 years ago
"RAD and walkin'"
Sorry, I was posting at work and with much haste.
epicurus » neu1 years ago
Quit stealing my bit.
nonstopdancer » pro1 years ago
5 for the crown
peterjoel » neu1 years ago
chubby for the curious orange
i_love_kate » neu8 months ago
Chubby for opening old emotional wounds.
nikopol » pro1 years ago
Ray's internal organs are basically an inverted distillery.
cherubrocker22 » neu1 years ago
We should all wear crowns while computing. It will encourage us to only use the computer when it's actually important, minimizing "clicking/dicking around" time and increasing productivity.
heccibiggs » pro1 years ago
Damn Pimms is so good. Such an awesome drink for the summer. Is it not very common in the Americas? I guess it's kind of a middle class British thing, but I'm not middle class and I still manage to enjoy it. Hell of refreshing.
pogo » neu1 years ago
Never even heard of it. Sounds gay. "Pimms" in your buttocks, mate."
perilon » pro1 years ago
Crap, I lamed you instead of clicking reply. Crappity crappity crap.
I was going to say, I had to Wikipedia this drink, and it told me it is drunk at such a thing as a, "regatta?" And a Pimm's No. 1 cup is infused with "borage leaves." These are also things I have not heard of in "the Americas." Or to be offensively narcissistic, in "THE America."
godfatherofsouls » neu1 years ago
in canada its not unheard of but they'll do anything to seem less american
tonyhighwind » neu4 months ago
I think our thing over here is Long Island Iced Teas.
I have to say that I have never quite understood why you would drink alcohol in order to be refreshed. I, like many people, drink it solely to influence my behavior around pigsbobbies Law Enforcement.
tonyhighwind » neu4 months ago
That last bit doesn't quite come across. What I am saying is that if booze is headed down my gullet, it is making me less and less afraid of the police as it goes on the journey.
ahatofpig » neu1 years ago
He will be using a Program to make the drawing.
redsalesperson » neu1 years ago
If anybody is still curious as to whether or not it would be possible to lower one's BAC by consuming an alcoholic beverage, it would be, but only if your BAC is higher than the alcohol content of the drink. In this example, Ray's BAC would have to be 25% (50 proof). While this would kill any normal being, its effect on Ray cannot be known.
zathyr » pro11 months ago
The line "I'm serious, blog" almost makes me want to start a blog so I can use that line somewhere in the blog that I would make.
prettyrad » neu10 months ago
Ray can imagine such a thing.
This is possibly the only Achewood where every panel has hell of comedy. The last panel in particular; Ray's blogging is always hilarious. Fives all round!
evilbobikus » neu9 months ago
Afraid of the police is now the question I ask people to gauge drunkenness
chexmix » neu8 months ago
The phrase "using a Program" makes this, especially the initial cap on "Program."
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And who, indeed, was the mad ruttee?
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Lyle has been the subject at least once (when they considered replacing his mezcal with something nicer), possibly more.
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Sorry, I was posting at work and with much haste.
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I was going to say, I had to Wikipedia this drink, and it told me it is drunk at such a thing as a, "regatta?" And a Pimm's No. 1 cup is infused with "borage leaves." These are also things I have not heard of in "the Americas." Or to be offensively narcissistic, in "THE America."
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I have to say that I have never quite understood why you would drink alcohol in order to be refreshed. I, like many people, drink it solely to influence my behavior around
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This is possibly the only Achewood where every panel has hell of comedy. The last panel in particular; Ray's blogging is always hilarious. Fives all round!
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