For a five-year-old, Philippe writes a damn good Italian stereotype.
charchar » neu1 years ago
Italian people are nice!
jaldor » neu1 years ago
That's just a stereotype.
catachresis » neu2 years ago
Just the grossest image with the spider-bite there. Makes me shudder.
qwerty » neu2 years ago
You and me both know that teodor was not looking at naked people for his art degree.
rogergs » neu2 years ago
Unless the class was "Painting the Ceiling 101"
treatyofparis » pro1 years ago
i mean it might be the green but hell if this isn't one of only a handful of comments that have made me laugh out loud.
fermatprime » neu1 years ago
I initially read "green" to mean like the background of highly-chubbied comments.
I am Five.
spicyponyhead » neu11 months ago
I often laugh out loud at the green ones.
kotekan » pro7 months ago
Michelangelo teaches that one, right?
(Ba-dump tish.)
redjoker » neu3 weeks ago
nice to see you ending with a rimshot. ( oh god did i really say that out loud?)
jesler729 » neu2 years ago
I dunno if he was looking at that picture
I mean Phillipe might have just used it as an example of a naked person.
jesler729 » neu2 years ago
Oh god I spelled Philippe wrong
I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN SOME DAY.
ford » neu2 years ago
My Mother knew that I would die one day.
fattypneumonia » neu5 months ago
She bought the wrong ketchup.
soticoto » con2 years ago
8*||
cracklewater » neu10 months ago
That young black male is none other than the BitchSeer!
changuitotuerto » neu9 months ago
I can't believe I am the first to chubby you for that catch. Here goes!
saint » neu10 months ago
Wait wait...is that the final word?
ssddr » pro2 years ago
thats a pretty damn good opera singer if you ask me
darthemed » pro2 years ago
This is the first time I have really noticed the header. Search bar, you and I have an appointment with "Friday Facts"!
_cheesekayke » pro2 years ago
Why in the hell are the Friday Facts always rated so low?! I have heard some people say they don't like them because they're not regular strips. In my opinion, they are the most consistently funny Achewood "feature" or running gag, including the blogs. I mean, this one got a 3.9!
heccibiggs » pro2 years ago
Tell me about it! Reading through the archive, everytime a Friday Facts comes up I'm like, "Awesome!", but I've come to expect it to be relatively low rated. I don't know why, they're always filled with Achewood GOLD, if you ask me.
mattylite » neu1 years ago
I also think they are awesome. In numbers we are strong.
clever-nickname » neu2 years ago
"Pull-a over! Do-a the right thing! Why you gotta be-a so bad?"
Phillippe is a fucking genius.
GENIUS.
also i'm going to use the bomber in my boring AIM convos.
blastradius » pro2 years ago
why does phillipe's pig costume have a big thick head of hair? a mystery that shall never be answered, i suspect.
Like Hitler and his failed art career, Rocko too would crack under the weight of shattered dreams after his Space-Invaders emoticon- which he considered his masterpiece- was eaten by AssetBar.
invidious » pro1 years ago
Indeed. For a second I thought you were attempting ASCII tentacle porn.
hcaz » pro2 years ago
Phillipe's Idiot emoticon looks like Lie Bot!
soticoto » pro2 years ago
Afro-boy makes this a 5.
dri-ft » neu2 years ago
Philippe is five.
tekende » neu2 years ago
I work in Garth Brooks's hometown. I have never seen him (unless he passed me in a hat and shades), but the Wal-Mart is hilarious. The music section has an absolutely insane amount of shelf space devoted to Garth Brooks CDs. And considering there are only about eight Brooks albums, it's pretty funny.
tellumo » pro1 years ago
Is this different from most Wal-Marts? I would think that they'd sell quite a few Garth Brooks CDs.
tekende » neu1 years ago
Yeah, I mean all Walmarts I've been to have a lot but nothing like this one. It is crazy.
dapooka » neu2 years ago
My favorite is that the developing story instantaneously has a sensational development. If only other news organizations could be this efficient!
biznart » neu1 years ago
Since this is probably a regular occurrence for Lyle, I'm having a difficult time with "SENSATIONAL DEVELOPMENT". If it was anyone but Philippe writing, I'd read that as sarcasm. I'm so confused.
tripleg » pro9 months ago
is just so perfect. so so perfect
gmm » neu1 years ago
5 for the alt text
rykan » pro1 years ago
Philippe's hair reminds me of the nake man's...
panamajack » neu9 months ago
Lyle is SENSATIONAL; arrested DEVELOPMENT
At least, that's what my eyes saw.
adult_beverages » neu5 months ago
I love beef's footnote: "he don't know too much stuff yet"
also how come Phillipe is into Nascar and country music?
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I am Five.
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(Ba-dump tish.)
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I mean Phillipe might have just used it as an example of a naked person.
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I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN SOME DAY.
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Phillippe is a fucking genius.
GENIUS.
also i'm going to use the bomber in my boring AIM convos.
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At least, that's what my eyes saw.
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also how come Phillipe is into Nascar and country music?
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