I am awestruck and mesmerized. If you animated this, you deserve chubbies^23. If not, then chubby for bringing to our attention.
cousinted » neu6 months ago
I am afraid I cannot claim this as my handiwork and I fear its creator may be lost to the ages. But dear god if it isn't awesome.
stormagnet » neu5 months ago
The.. the belly! It sways so hypnotically!
gusplease » pro1 years ago
The very best Achewood.
lateadopter » neu1 years ago
There's a link right on the main page of Achewood, under "Dork Resources."
deimosrising » pro1 years ago
He is a famous horror actor from the first half of the 20th century best known for playing Dracula on stage and in the most famous black and white versionof the film.
slalvation » neu8 months ago
Haha, "Up yours, Pascal."
sp1derbaby » neu3 months ago
Up yours, Fortran.
tellumo » pro3 months ago
Up yours, Tcl/Tk.
jamers » neu1 years ago
Dude was just trying to understand the strip at a deeper level. Far be it from us to shame him about that.
zefiel » pro1 years ago
well yes, but his language about it could've been a bit more subdued. Also, Lugosi defined the modern Dracula. (erasing Shrek's more awesome Nosferatu in the process, sadly) Anyway, Wikipedia is just a click away. I'm not even from america, and I get most of the achewood humor.
fineoakstructure » pro8 months ago
zefiel - sorry for the grammar nazi tone, but you gotta be careful with that name: it's Max Schrek, with the "c". Thinking that anything having to do with "Shrek" is awesome is just sacreligious.
xiaomimi » neu8 months ago
(Schreck)
fineoakstructure » neu8 months ago
Awww fuck. See, this is why we work as a community (and why I normally don't correct spelling).
charchar » neu5 months ago
Trivia Time!Shreck is German for fight or terror and is indeed his given name.
charchar » neu5 months ago
God-- for fright not Fight.
jezebel » neu2 months ago
Huh. Yeah. I was a little confused. I thought there was some deeper meaning in a Scottish green ogre that I missed.
tragicone » neu7 months ago
Ahhh, Count Orlok was a different type of vampire than Dracula. Orlok was a nosferatu race and Dracula is probably a Ventrue. Different people broham!
fineoakstructure » neu7 months ago
The reason why Count Orlok was different than Dracula was because Bram Stoker's widow, I believe, was going to sue Murnau if he tried to make his vampire movie based too closely on the book. Anything else is just silly.
twohundredninety » neu11 months ago
It was probably a different set of people each time -- the people who lamed your comment would probably neither chubby nor lame jamers', and the people who chubbied his would probably neither chubby nor lame yours.
choosebro » neu9 months ago
Cause you're being kind of a dick, while Jamers was being a proper chap.
Anyway, it's your responses that deserve the lames, not the first enquiry.
saint » neu9 months ago
i suppose you're right.
my bad guys.
morypcaina » neu7 months ago
...and you'd have to reload anyway, to see the replies...
heccibiggs » neu5 months ago
And also wait however long, probably at least a day, until someone did reply. Soooo...
snowman » neu3 months ago
The real issue is, they only told you half the story. The joke here is that Ray's crotch is playing "Bela Lugosi's Dead," a song by early goth band Bauhaus. Now you know.
lechatbotte » neu3 weeks ago
Who's Bauhaus?
(Just Kidding!) :>
lechatbotte » neu3 weeks ago
Seriously, I'm old enough to remember them the first time around!
rowboat » pro8 months ago
To not know is fine. To ask a bunch of hateful nerds (like me) instead of just googling it is a dangerous game, fraught with peril. And yes, it is lame. I realize that saint may be from, like, Tajikistan, or some place where there's no sunlight, grass or women, let alone a video store. But home boy's got the internets, so asking was just lazy and wrong and he deserves the worst we can give. On the other hand, it should be noted that I didn't lame him. Tajikistanis got enough problems without my low opinions added, you know? He's probably got a truck full of opium and preteen brides-to-be to get across the Afghani border before supper time, so, you know, he's got other things on his mind.
saint » neu8 months ago
you made me laugh, in spite of myself.
HOWEVER, first, I want you to read the post just one above yours. Next, I want you to read the post two before that. Thank you.
And, for the record, they are ALL over the age of 13. Sicko.
turnabout » neu1 years ago
The joke here is that the Bauhaus song plays. Look up Bauhaus for more deeper meanings for this strip.
mat4900 » pro1 years ago
I really enjoyed this strip, it sums up Achewood humor for me so well. I'm really surprised it hasn't been rated higher.
sleeps » pro1 years ago
Goooottthhhiiiiccc Daaaaaannnncce
godfatherofsouls » pro1 years ago
i think you can get those at spencer gifts now
overmedicated » neu1 years ago
You had better not be lying. God DAMN you you had better not.
twotonturkey » pro1 years ago
I would've thought that Hot Topic would have picked up on it first.
bixschmix » neu5 months ago
That would finally convince me to buy something at Spencer Gifts or Hot Topic. And oh, buy it I would.
senseihollywood » neu1 years ago
somethings wrong here: my crotch-skull only plays "Panama"
tellumo » neu8 months ago
SO not goth!
sneechles » neu7 months ago
oh man... crotch-skull...
I smell a marketing opportunity
ford » neu3 months ago
dude don't be smelling crotch skulls that is hell of raunchy
nurdbot » pro1 years ago
I really hope at some point, the store sells those skull things. I want to prance around telling people with my crotch that Legosi, is indeed dead.
tombsgrave » neu1 years ago
This strip led me to buy Bela Lugosi's Dead off of iTunes.
I confess, I like it in an extremely unironic way. Does that make me uncool?
godfatherofsouls » pro1 years ago
not at all, man
tekende » pro3 months ago
I like it too. I have liked it since the first time I heard, as a young man of 18. This was in 2002.
"...when your frontman goes, the rest of the band is essentially hosed."
It seems like Teodor would mention something about Joy Division, here. As I see it, New Order are the only exception to the above stated rule, in that they became even better after the loss of Ian Curtis. It seems like Teodor would agree with that.
sp1derbaby » neu3 months ago
This is true basically because Bernard Sumner didn't dance.
lechatbotte » neu3 weeks ago
Genesis may also be an example. You either love them before Gabriel left, or after, but few like both. Any rate, Collins gave them more commercial success, which doesn't mean pifle.
snowman » con3 months ago
So YOU'RE the one who invented that!
milkpants » pro2 months ago
why is this not rated a 5
fineoakstructure » neu2 months ago
No, nobody vote on this strip ever again, because as of right now, as I'm looking at this, it reads
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Gothic Dance! Gothic Dance!
Every-body, Gothic Dance!
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(marked lame by ghotifish, straw, Pascal, tekende, mball, jthm_guitarist, madnes, jlynes, professorhazard, Overmedicated, Thorfinn, furthur8, EM2, decagon, GeyserShitdick, instantkarma, StagnantDisplay, lamelliform, LordHumungus, shammack, mortshire, Spenham, HeyMan, mikeleffel2, mat4900, theseknives, SoManyWhales, meowmix, godfatherofsouls, TTAGXAMM, we_eat_vitamins, aHatOfPig, Ihmgard, Magb, suprememongoose, Dwilow, Boyd, alejandroadam, smilebuddha, Doc_Rostov, Ikrizzle, Panserbjorne, DeathwishJones, slalvation, LiquidCruelty, morbo, RedSalesperson)
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(marked lame by Sakana, Overmedicated, Lacrimus, jamers, equinn2006, whoppin, Saint)
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(marked lame by straw, madnes, mr_lostman28, Gompo, GeyserShitdick, mattylite, Centipede_Damascus)
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Anyway, it's your responses that deserve the lames, not the first enquiry.
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my bad guys.
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(Just Kidding!) :>
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HOWEVER, first, I want you to read the post just one above yours. Next, I want you to read the post two before that. Thank you.
And, for the record, they are ALL over the age of 13. Sicko.
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I smell a marketing opportunity
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I confess, I like it in an extremely unironic way. Does that make me uncool?
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(marked lame by tekende, eatmorekix, Gompo, Zem, Dwilow, STUART)
Bad, no.
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Animated with sound.
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I just noticed that the king chochacho has been replaced by an ankh.
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-Ray-
Sex in the City DVDs
Ray's Sex In The City Night With The Ladies
-Roast Beef-
I saw a weird thing
-Pat-
What a bust
-Teodor-
Dinner tonight...
-Philippe-
My new job!
-Mr. Bear-
The 12-hour Shift.
That Lauren Graham.
-Lyle-
Man whatta fuck
-Molly-
I am so mad at Gramma K
Roast Beef is barbecuing!
-Onstad-
What I ate on Saturday
Sat/Sun updates
I had a nice lunch on Monday.
monday dinner etc
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-Ray-
The Dude.
What a nice afternoon.
That douche.
-Roast Beef-
man do I feel stupid
-Pat-
Hellish Creatures
DMV.
-Teodor-
INXS
-Philippe-
Good morning!
Teodor brought me a hamburger!
-Mr. Bear-
Le Danse Macabre
-Lyle-
damn late for work
-Molly-
Meta-hair Day
Everybody do the Morrissey Dance!
-Onstad-
Tuesday.
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It seems like Teodor would mention something about Joy Division, here. As I see it, New Order are the only exception to the above stated rule, in that they became even better after the loss of Ian Curtis. It seems like Teodor would agree with that.
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(marked lame by straw, aliiis, professorhazard, snowman)
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Votes: 666
No kidding.
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