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vinic » neu 2 years ago
I mean it's a phrase that is "pimp skitters". This is not something you label under unsorted in your iTunes playlist.
fifthsreversed » pro 2 years ago
ive got smash mouth on my sinner's ass playlist
lizjones » neu 2 years ago
I have the Animaniacs singing the "Nations of the World" on my iTunes. It is a beacon in times of trouble.
godfatherofsouls » neu 2 years ago
Yewwwwwnitedstatescanadamexicopanamahaitijamaica peru
quantumcasaba » neu 1 years ago
Republicdominicancubacaribbeangreenlandelsalvador, too
hearshot » neu 1 years ago
Puer-torrrricocolombiavenezuelahondurasguyana, and still
dj_insomniac » neu 1 years ago
Guatemalaboliviathenargentinaandecuadorchilebrazil.
stereo » neu 1 years ago
Costaricabelizenicaraguabermudabahamastobagosanjuaaan!
cbtbone » neu 1 years ago
Paraguayuruguaysurinameandfrenchguyanabarbadosandguaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam!
atticusonline » neu 1 years ago
NorwayandSwedenandIcelandandFinlandandGermanynowonepiece

SwitzerlandAustriaCzechoslovakiaItalyTurkeyandGreece!
direbmem » neu 1 years ago
For those of you out of the loop,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDtdQ8bTvRc
explains it rather well.
atticusonline » neu 1 years ago
That's now how the next line goes AT ALL
chaesar » pro 2 years ago
I saw TMNT in concert on the "Coming Out of Their Shells" tour when I was 8
wae » neu 2 years ago
I don't know which tour it was, but a TMNT concert was, no joshing, where we went for my 8th birthday party.
iidebaser » pro 2 years ago
what's with all this "when I was 8" talk? I see them every time they come around. they are as excellent as you remember. they do not seem to age.
iidebaser » neu 2 years ago
well shit, I misread "tmnt" as "tmbg" and now I have to lame myself because I can't edit.
iidebaser » con 2 years ago
this is a never-ending spiral of fuckup.
bixschmix » neu 2 years ago
I do not know which would make me more tickled: the thought of someone who's seen every They Might Be Giants tour since they were 8, or someone who's continued to search out the elusive Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles stage show, decades past the date when it was actually staged professionally, perhaps recreating it at home with the help of a home movie of the tour, some imaginative friends and a costume box. Cowabunga, dude!
epicurus » neu 2 years ago
Yes! I was imagining that iidebaser lives in some weird alternate universe where the damn ninja turtles concert tour is neverending, and somehow his posts ended up in our universe. Or he's just completely insane.
tourach3 » pro 2 years ago
YES
YES
YES
spinynorman » neu 2 years ago
I was into TMNT when I was fucking five. I remember exactly.
bixschmix » neu 2 years ago
I don't know if I would want to be friends with someone who wasn't...
spinynorman » neu 2 years ago
Agreed. I don't care if you're on the other side of the planet and don't know what a TV is. If you were not a fan of the Ninja Turtles at any point in time in your blossoming youth, that's an offense that's on the level with punching Jesus. Right in the neck. At a wedding.
killingthejay » neu 2 years ago
fuck it, i'd do it!

but i loved TMNT.
spicyponyhead » pro 11 months ago
Unless you were a girl. My little brother watched them, and that immediately made them Dumb.
bixschmix » neu 11 months ago
I guess I'm not a girl. My mom will be disappointed.
spicyponyhead » neu 11 months ago
I suppose this would be a poor time to tell you that your Mom always wanted a boy.
kaithekender » neu 2 months ago
When I was 4, my grandmother caught me sitting under the kitchen table twirling around a butcher knife and yelling "COWABUNGA!"

After this I was not allowed to watch TMNT. :(
firesign » neu 1 years ago
...five what?
firesign » neu 1 years ago
well, the structure of the thread completely fucked up that attempt at a joke. For anyone at all curious why the hell I just said that, it was a response to spinynorman's post regarding when he was into TMNT...
pogo » pro 1 years ago
Five Swedish airline attendants, of course. Sideways.
tekende » neu 2 years ago
This is the best. I am having a very difficult time making myself stop laughing because I am at work.
spinynorman » neu 2 years ago
Did they sing Skipping Stones?
professorhazard » neu 2 years ago
On a smooth blue pane of glass?
fuzzyshoo » neu 3 months ago
Or Pizza Power, or Count on Us?
soticoto » neu 2 years ago
My phone plays the Thundercats Intro...
poodlelucy » pro 1 years ago
i LOVED thundercats when i was a kid. as i have red hair, i was called lion-o. even though i am female.
greenkoolayd » neu 9 months ago
[[sings]]
did you ever know that youre my hero
youre everything i wish i could be(baby-parents with)
agika » pro 2 years ago
Found by your desires? If I could give you 5 Chubbies, I would. At least, I would if chubbies are what I think they are.
stuart » neu 2 years ago
give it a chubby if it gives you a chubby
flynn » pro 2 years ago
All Star came on the radio the other day and I was like "How much of a bummer is every other song on the radio that this song now sounds like a big old frosty limeade?" Really that is what I was like.
fifthsreversed » pro 2 years ago
times are hard, thank christ for them.
closefriend » pro 2 years ago
I used to be a fan of theirs, but... You do know they toured with N'SYNC, right?
gormster » neu 2 years ago
Lamed and rightly so.
tourach3 » pro 2 years ago
CHUBBY AS HELL
ford » neu 1 years ago
Dude at least the visible members of Smashmouth play actual instruments.
epicurus » neu 2 years ago
Damn, you're right. And it's true. And holy SHIT is that depressing. If you had told me when All Star first came out that some day this song would make me nostalgic for the days of my youth I would have shot you in the knee.
tekende » neu 2 years ago
that was the worst Gatorade commercial ever
rowboat » pro 2 years ago
Here, there is an argument over who was better or worse between NSYNC and Smashmouth. People. Just stop and think about this for a moment. Please. Just consider what you're saying. Please. For just a second, consider these things. Please.
firesign » neu 1 years ago
I get it, really, but why didn't you post this in the other section where people were actually doing this thing which you are decrying?
rowboat » pro 1 years ago
As you must soon understand, in the Assetbarrio, being only five comments away from the one to which you are replying isn't really that bad. It is a Thing that happens, see.
biznart » neu 1 years ago
This is like arguing whether pimp skitters or swamp ass is better.
rowboat » pro 1 years ago
Quote:
I get it, really, but why didn't you post this in the other section where people were actually doing this thing which you are decrying?


See. It happens.
goro » neu 1 years ago
Dude, there's a lot I miss from the early nineties, that I also don't find in most of todays popular "rock". This makes me feel old, but still, I actually think the early nineties where a pretty good age for music.
rowboat » pro 1 years ago
Pics or it didn't happen.
goro » pro 1 years ago
Can I give myself a v-chub? Is that allowed?

I just agree with my own fucking comment, because nowadays I fucking hate some of the newer shit while most of the 90's stuff I've been catching up with has been soooo fucking pleasant after so much crap getting passed around for "important" or "innovative" or "rocking" these days, when it all sounds a lot like cheesy pop from too long ago...

I don't know, just digressing here...
zem » neu 9 months ago
wow, you hate new music and long for the glory days of 10 years ago? please continue
hexjumper » pro 2 years ago
Pimp skitters should make it into the general vocabulary.
overmedicated » neu 2 years ago
I fear I have the pimp skitters, I haven't eaten a banana in months.
mrcool1122 » pro 2 years ago
Roast Beef is eating a single egg.
tekende » neu 2 years ago
I don't know, but I'm sure he'd barge into the bathroom to share his thoughts with Ray.
nurdbot » pro 2 years ago
Like Ray, before this comic, I was virgin to the term too.
centipede_damascus » pro 2 years ago
It is a little-known fact that the term Sinner's Ass came about because of Jesuit missionaries in Mexico disliking the native food there so much they considered it sinful.
doomchild » pro 1 years ago
Whether or not a factoid is true has no bearing on whether or not it isawesome.

DC
junko » pro 2 years ago
5 for Beef's last line. 5 again because the term "pimp skitters" has crossed over into real life usage - I have made sure of this.
philosophe » neu 2 years ago
Snoop Dogg is all, BITCHES do NOT LISTEN
nighend » neu 2 years ago
You know, Beef's final line may shed some light on Snoop Dogg's song, "Drop It Like It's Hot".
dasilodavi » neu 2 years ago
I like the throw-away part of this strip, the comment about Gramma K. She may have been an awful hag over the years but she took care of her own. I like family stories like that.
ssink » neu 2 years ago
but if snoop dogg did rap about it, it would be awesome
xi » con 2 years ago
Oh... no... oh no. It really wouldn't be. Just... just say it out loud a couple times for me. That's "pimp skitters."
ham_shoes » neu 1 years ago
Luke Skyywalker would probably own up to having pimp skitters before Snoop
doomchild » neu 10 months ago
Luke is all JAWAS do NOT LISTEN
xiaomimi » neu 2 years ago
numberkillinger » pro 1 years ago
Ray and Philippe's blogs from today and a couple of days ago are hilarious. Thanks for your general awesome blog linking!
iseedeadpixels » neu 1 years ago
This is the best blog.

LYYYYYYYYYLLLLLLLLLLLLE!
invidious » pro 1 years ago
Roast Beef's best lines ever. Pimp skitters, sinner's ass, the Snoop Dogg story... every time he steps to the plate he hits a home run.
m3funkyb » neu 1 years ago
that's a good lookin' egg beef is about to bite into
strix22 » neu 1 years ago
I'm a huge fan of the single egg splattered with Pico-Pica in the a.m.
harlotbug3 » neu 1 years ago
I didn't mess myself reading this, but I feel it's owed.
kavingi » neu 1 years ago
This strip gets a 5 because of the last panel. This is one of the few Achewood strips thus far to make me not laugh out loud, but double over, laughing silently over something small.
snowman » neu 3 months ago
Roast Beef has an egg for breakfast.
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