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peppermint » con 2 years ago
I was not glad that I did this.
havenless » neu 2 years ago
Fuck you.
chaesar » pro 2 years ago
Your icon totally wraps that up in a nice package it does.
goocifer » neu 2 years ago
And then kicked one of us in the chest plate.
zem » neu 2 years ago
shaddup
dropkickpikachu » neu 2 years ago
Fuck you.
farqussus » neu 1 years ago
You mean ASCEND BODILY TO HEAVEN YOU
shutup_shutup » neu 1 years ago
The Crucifixion is observed on a Friday actually. Good Friday was the original Fuck You Friday.
pogo » neu 1 years ago
What's so good about it, then?
tekende » neu 1 years ago
One man died to save us all from sin. That's pretty good.
greenkoolayd » neu 7 months ago
woah. i just imagined you posting that in a heartfelt way. it made me shudder.
karljw » neu 9 months ago
I had to lame 2 of them so that all 3 would have the same number of chubbies and lames. i am proud of this.
redion » neu 5 months ago
I lamed "IS" just as a Fuck You ;)
saint » neu 2 years ago
I love how he responds to the drive-thru person..."No. Fuck you." In my mind, he says it all as if telling the person "that's all," and the tone makes it all the better. Come enjoy how it sounds in my head with me.
lexsenthur » neu 1 years ago
Fuck you, I will.
cpnglxynchos » neu 1 years ago
i don't like it that way. i'm more a fan of him saying a blunt and low 'no, fuck you'.
rykan » pro 1 years ago
"Fuck along, now".
gunsofray » neu 10 months ago
fuck yes. No .. i mean.. fuck no .. i mean, fuck you, yes, i will.
ketelcat » neu 1 years ago
Perfect avatar, dude.
jimmyjimmy » con 2 years ago
Unlike most of us, Ray is able to emote a polite congeniality whilst dropping the closing f-bomb.
Let us all celebrate the "Fuck You Friday" each and every week.
craigola » pro 2 years ago
This is important. A fuck you is a fuck you, but there's no need to be rude about it.
fuckyoufriday » pro 2 years ago
Respect.
machegav » pro 1 years ago
Again, strange going through the archives, reading your posts, and then suddenly, today, everything CLICKS.
fivepercent » neu 2 years ago
Fuck you Friday has become a tradition at my job. It has expanded to encompass every day of the week.
sargasm » neu 2 years ago
My 21st birthday party, which fell on a Friday, was officially a Fuck You Friday party. Nobody understood why I was saying Fuck You to everyone, but it was worth it.
catachresis » neu 2 years ago
Pat's trail mix always deserves a Fuck You.
rodneystubbs » neu 2 years ago
"I'll expect you in five minutes" Fuck You, Pat. And anyone who would ever say that.
petitegitan » pro 2 years ago
Man, I bet the drive through person was thoroughly confused. "All I did was offer that dude some cheesecake!"
pissinducats » neu 2 years ago
Ray is showing some wicked sack, all saying "fuck you" to someone who's about to handle his food. I wonder if Meal # 2 got the arms and backs treatment...
pissinducats » pro 2 years ago
Goddamnit, first post ever and I forget to mark it "pro" to accurately reflect how this asset made me feel!

Fuck me.
saru » pro 2 years ago
No, fuck you, buddy, fuck you.
semiquaver » neu 2 years ago
With pleasure.
...
Sorry, it's "With pleasure" Thursday around here.
spinynorman » neu 2 years ago
Some people are just not fuckin' fans of cheesecake. At hoity-toity bru-ha-has all over the place, the hostess has practiced her smile in the mirror hours before, because she knows when she spins through the crowd with little sections of brie and the odd piece of cheesecake a guy might eyeball the cheesecake and respond with a semi-apologetic, "Nawp. Fuck you." Guy could be a chairman of a hosptial, it don't matter none. That's just the workins of cheesecake in action.

It was so fucking hard not to write "cheesesteak" through all that. Fuck all y'all.
heccibiggs » neu 1 years ago
Oh holy crap. Oh my God. I've heard of cheesesteak before but never knew what it actually was or looked like. I finally decided to Google it and see if it looked as bad as I imagined it would, and it is so, so much worse. Augh. Auggh, I might vomit.
spinynorman » neu 1 years ago
A cheesesteak sandwich is actually really good.

Not the Philadelphia way, though. They make it with Cheez Whiz, which is just no good.

http://msnbcmedia3.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/z_Projects_in_progress/060627_top10foods/060627_foods_cheesesteak.standard.jpg

I mean, it ain't health food, but it can be damn tasty.
steev_dayv » neu 3 months ago
Can you prepare milksteak?
closefriend » pro 2 years ago
If I ever get rich enough to where I don't have to work again, every day will be Fuck You Friday, no matter where I am, even at a family reunion or before a grand jury.
stuart » neu 1 years ago
"Ladies and gentleman of the jury, allow me to speak for my client when I say: fuck you."
jezebel » pro 1 years ago
"We, the jury, find the defendant... guilty. Fuck you."
tripleg » pro 1 years ago
too literal
machegav » neu 1 years ago
Lack of this is what's wrong with the justice system.
varnish » neu 2 years ago
It's always a good day to take old Fuck You out for a spin. It makes a good converstion complete.
stubob » neu 1 years ago
It may not be Friday, but I think I may just go on a good old fashion Cussabout anyway.
girlandagun » pro 2 years ago
This is one of my favorite strips.
I keep it on my desktop and open it secretly whenever need be, read it over, smile, and relax.
I am a schoolteacher.
paco » neu 2 years ago
Damn! So school teachers do have personalities, they just keep them hidden?
biff » neu 2 years ago
Speaking as a high school math teacher,

Fuck You.
atticusonline » neu 1 years ago
You teach high school math? Fuck you, man.
vweep » pro 1 years ago
I like high school math!
Fuck you!
vweep » neu 1 years ago
Everyone, please note that this was my first attempt at using BBcode.

Also note that I kicked it's goddamn ass.
aperson » neu 1 years ago
[i}Oh yeah?[i] Wow! [b]Big round of applause for vweep![b/]
aperson » neu 1 years ago
damn
vweep » neu 1 years ago
A man of lesser scruples would say something along the lines of pwn.

Instead... fuck you!
atticusonline » neu 1 years ago
You keep your scruples to yourself!
Fuck You!
tekende » neu 1 years ago
And then you had to go ruin your triumph by inappropriately using an apostrophe.

Its, vweep, not it's.
theplaidknight » neu 8 months ago
Plus, if we're getting really grammatically correct, it's "goddamned", but then no one gets that right anyway.
atticusonline » neu 8 months ago
Gorrammit! Fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuu
epicurus » pro 2 years ago
This is a very therapeutic practice.
paco » pro 2 years ago
I gotta try this sometime
liquidcruelty » pro 2 years ago
It would seem you could interchange "Namaste" and "Fuck you", if you're the sort to say Namaste, or if you just want to. I think "fuck you" is clearer and more friendly than "Namaste" anyway
pohlhoud » neu 2 years ago
I sure was glad i did
alessandro » neu 2 years ago
this is the first achewood i ever read. now im hooked
_cheesekayke » neu 2 years ago
The beginning of an era...
budenhagen » neu 2 years ago
I'd say fuck you to someone too, if they offered me something made from stawberry, EVEN IF IT WAS THE POPE.
pseudochron » con 2 years ago
Fuck you.
presterjohn » neu 2 years ago
But strawberry popes are delicious!
salo » pro 2 years ago
Maaan, so much more delicious than the catholic ones!
brzbee » pro 2 years ago
Hey, it's Milkin!
brzbee » neu 2 years ago
Erm, i mean Milklin.
stuart » neu 1 years ago
Oh hey, I never realized that Milklin does in fact have two Ls in it (I thought you added the only missing L).

This exchange is why Milklin was rescinded.
stuart » neu 1 years ago
Mikin sounds like some asshole Zelda NPC who wouldn't let you heal because you didn't have a certain sized wallet.
mindbnder » neu 2 years ago
As today is friday Fuck You!
gumfish » pro 2 years ago
Ray gets some late fast food, goes to bed, changes his mind and gets up to grill a steak, all in the time-frame of one glorious Friday.
gage » pro 2 years ago
Looks like he's grilling up a Spaghetti's Dad to me.
lexsenthur » neu 2 years ago
Pour some out for one's homies who are having a Fuck You Friday!
xiaomimi » neu 2 years ago
firesign » pro 1 years ago
This is just one more comment in a sea of other praise, but there really should be a feature here that bumps your post to the top of every comment section.
fermatprime » neu 1 years ago
Fuck you! Spider Jerusalem wouldn't say that to his Filthy Assistant! I know it's not Friday but I'll say it again: Fuck you!
xiaomimi » neu 1 years ago
If it would make you feel any better, fermatprime, you could always kick me in the head and demand more drugs after I've been posting blogs for five hours straight.
direhaggis » pro 2 years ago
"Take old Fuck You out for a spin today."

Life is a highway. Drive often.
drago25 » pro 2 years ago
Ray is wise beyond his cat years
jaredwilde » neu 1 years ago
One of my local radio stations has Fuck Your Friday. You call in to an automated recording thing, give your Fuck You, and they play them every Friday. I actually gave a Fuck You once, to an ex of mine. She actually heard it. And we worked together.

Not my finest moment
tekende » pro 1 years ago
DiSaGrEeMeNt BoX
tripleoptics » neu 1 years ago
sorry fella, fuck you.
dasilodavi » neu 1 years ago
This is another one of those things that oddly stuck. Judas Priest Friday, no. Fuck you Friday, yes. I guess FYF is just more accessible to the general public.
atypicaloracle » neu 5 months ago
When Pat is around, every day ought to be Fuck You Friday.
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