The first Ray/Todd business venture. This will come up again later.
zem » neu2 years ago
to clarify: it would not be lame without the gun
trevor328 » pro1 years ago
Lyle acaba de tirar al VCR normal con eso pistola. No trabajaría con sus cintas de sexo.
fuckyoufriday » neu2 years ago
Oh, I guess I can read Spanish. That's weird.
hellaedgar » pro2 years ago
Translated:
Panel 1 "Today, in Spanish!"
Panel 2 T-ADORE: "Where is our regular VCR, Lyle?"
LYLE: "That IS our regular VCR! Don't bug me!"
PANEL 3 T-ADORE: "No! No! Our VCR is a "Sony" but this VCR is called a "Clo-Max."
PANEL 4, MEANWHILE TODD: "Ladies and Gentlemen! Thank you... thank you! Today! The Cat With The Secret!"
PANEL 5 TODD: "Mr. Ray, you have a big secret, yes?"
RAY: "Yes, yes."
PANEL 6 TODD: "Six more dollars! Everyone! Six more!"
saurkraus » pro2 years ago
Thanks! :)
nutmeg » neu2 years ago
i forgot what "molestar" meant, so i was hoping it was "to molest."
_cheesekayke » neu2 years ago
My eighth-grade class was very unsettled when my Spanish teacher attempted to introduce the common expression "No me molesta" into our vocabulary. There was a bit of a misunderstanding.
steerpike66 » neu1 years ago
I like the fact that 'Don Not Disturb' signs in French hotels say 'Ne Pas Deranger'. I will not be bothered by disturbed chamber maids.
i_love_kate » neu1 years ago
Alternate third panel: Teodor molests Lyle.
belgand » pro1 years ago
Excellent. Despite not actually taking any Spanish, knowing anyone who speaks it, or any other proper exposure I was able to more or less accurately translate that. Latin helps a lot. AS does, well, just learning basic phrases which everyone does as a course of living.
Thankfully I now know how to say "What?" in a number of languages. No longer will I be confused solely in English.
untilyouaresonude » pro2 years ago
The cat has a grand secret.
kilroywashere » pro2 years ago
Which apparently involves opening his towel...?
silver_lake » pro2 years ago
It has EVERYTHING to do with Ray opening his towel. What is is secret? Will we finally see? Five years later, I'm guessing no.
killerlimpet » neu2 years ago
That he can still sport wood.
semiquaver » neu2 years ago
Hells yes he can still sport wood.
sirfrederick » neu1 years ago
Not until you pay six more dollars.
coco » pro2 years ago
I feel like Ray was disappointed in the last panel about having to hold off on opening his towel . . .
scorpio_nadir » neu9 months ago
Seis Hundo mas dolares, TODOS!
epicurus » neu2 years ago
I can totally picture Ray's disinterested tone when he says "Si, si."
ethelthefrog » neu2 years ago
I see it as more of a tone meant to entice, to intrigue passersby and let them know they must pay up in order to see his secret, and that his secret is worth seeing. He is a businessman after all.
quantumcasaba » neu2 years ago
For some reason I am hearing Ray with an affected girl's voice, a la the 'hennifa lopay' hand puppet from South Park.
epicurus » neu2 years ago
On rereading, I think you're right. I think he's probably saying it with affected gravity. Although the "girl's voice" theory has its merit, since his secret is evidently under his towel.
m3funkyb » neu2 years ago
the look on lyles face classic
qatipay » neu2 years ago
what is happening with Lyle's arm/gun/collar area in the third panel? are my eyes just getting confused?
goosey » neu2 years ago
He's cleaning it. That... thing... is a cleaning rag. I think.
joeyramoney » neu2 years ago
you're seeing the frayed edge of his sleeve (or sleeveless area) overlap his arm.
trevor328 » pro1 years ago
In panel two he has his right arm behind his back while his left arm is holding out a bottle of Jack Daniels. In the third panel he has his left arm behind his back and he is examining the pistol in his right hand.
He is contemplating which one to use--which one will be more effective at solving his problems.
tom-ba » pro1 years ago
And if you happen to be Lyle's problem to be solved with either a gun or a bottle of Jack Daniels, opt for the JD.
zedpower » neu2 years ago
Lyle: pro ice.
joeyramoney » neu2 years ago
lyle is always about to molesta something.
quantumcasaba » neu2 years ago
I am slightly disturbed by Ray's obscured right nipple in 4/5. Or perhaps disturbed by the loneliness of the left one.
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Panel 1 "Today, in Spanish!"
Panel 2 T-ADORE: "Where is our regular VCR, Lyle?"
LYLE: "That IS our regular VCR! Don't bug me!"
PANEL 3 T-ADORE: "No! No! Our VCR is a "Sony" but this VCR is called a "Clo-Max."
PANEL 4, MEANWHILE TODD: "Ladies and Gentlemen! Thank you... thank you! Today! The Cat With The Secret!"
PANEL 5 TODD: "Mr. Ray, you have a big secret, yes?"
RAY: "Yes, yes."
PANEL 6 TODD: "Six more dollars! Everyone! Six more!"
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Thankfully I now know how to say "What?" in a number of languages. No longer will I be confused solely in English.
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He is contemplating which one to use--which one will be more effective at solving his problems.
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