Ray's neighbor problem / pissing into empties  06/26/2006 « prev 1st rand curr next »




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epicurus » pro 2 years ago
"He said "faggot" the way old telegrams said STOP."
Probably in my top three favourite sentences in achewood ever.
william » pro 2 years ago
I agree completely.
bookofsand » pro 2 years ago
Seconded. I would give this strip a 6 if science would let me; that line made even my dad laugh.
chaesar » pro 2 years ago
You can't vote a 6, and Nice Pete can't kill dead things.

What we need more of is science.
rainwolfj » pro 2 years ago
We need less science! With more faith and less science we could vote 6's or even 7's, and Nice Pete could even murder the dead!
epicurus » neu 2 years ago
It took quite a bit of effort to give a chubby to a post containing the words "We need less science" in that order.
rainwolfj » neu 1 years ago
I hope the sarcasm came across... I sport my "What We Need More of is Science" hoodie a much as possible in Texas.
onepapertiger » pro 1 years ago
rainwolfj is a damn rebel.
Respect.
rainwolfj » neu 1 years ago
You looking for a hug buddy, because flattery will earn you one of those.
aliiis » pro 1 years ago
if you like it, you shoulda put a hug on it
greenkoolayd » neu 7 months ago
thats my jam, yo!
epicurus » neu 10 months ago
The state of Texas itself will prevent the shirt being worn sometimes. Like, a big ol' arm made from the honest soil of Texas rises up and pulls the shirt off you two days a week.
mercuri0us » neu 1 years ago
Chubby for appropriateness of avatar alone
saint » neu 2 years ago
achewood transcends generational gaps in a way that rock music and special-effect movies cannot.
shmuckeles » neu 2 years ago
It's up there all right, but I just love that recent line from Miami "... you'd toss more salad than a seasick rabbit,"
connellingus » neu 2 years ago
I have taken to describing one of my roommates this way.
wae » neu 2 years ago
When I went to click "next," I right-clicked and opened it in a new tab. I'm keeping this one open all day.
randombeing » neu 2 years ago
It's my favourite line in the whole damned strip's history. The entire thing is a comedic masterpiece, though. "I couldn't tell if he had a haircut." I wish I could give this a five one billion times.
aliiis » pro 1 years ago
chubbied for truth, brofessional
dybrar » pro 6 months ago
One of many instances of Achewood indeed being a celebration of the English language.
rolotonybrowntown » neu 2 years ago
sometimes people can not, will not accept things
senseihollywood » neu 2 years ago
here's a true thing: in my illustrious career, the only people I've seen piss in an empty were bass players...I mean cold all pissing into bottle right out in the open and stuff...seen it happen...you've been warned

killerlimpet » neu 2 years ago
What's a bassist use for contraception?

His personality.
prine » pro 2 years ago
There's something great about the fact that once he gets the "pissing into empties" bee in his bonnet it just stays there for the rest of the strip.
aliiis » neu 1 years ago
Yeah it is true. A similar thing sort of happened to me one time when I saw a guy stealing a bike (well, sawing through a D-lock) and, as a cyclist, was so outraged that I called the police. I had not seen this strip at the time but I recall being aware that I kept saying 'He was STEALING a BIKE' in a horrified tone - like 'yeah he was, you know, normal height, and he had glasses, but, but he was STEALING a BIKE! Please hurry!'
bjpaskoff » neu 2 years ago
"My car parts are on my car, by the way" and the "He said 'faggot' the way old telegrams said STOP" lines rank among my favorite in Achewood history.
chris80x » pro 2 years ago
This has got to be my all time favorite achewood strip. One thing though. If I didn't know better, I would swear that Ray is pissing into an empty in that last panel.
kochipoik » neu 2 years ago
Nah, maybe more like pissing into his martini glass, half full. He's looking pretty furtively out the window.
falseprophet » pro 2 years ago
You're pissin into an empty, but whatever. No rims for you.
riazm » pro 2 years ago
This strip is great, so is the Alt Text.

THE ALTERNATIVE TEXT:
Seven men pissing into empties, calling you faggot. They cannot see you.

riazm » neu 2 years ago
The Alternative Text would make a good webcomic tribute band.

And by that I mean a bad music band.
st-elmos_fire » neu 1 years ago
Seven Men Pissing Into Empties, Calling You Faggot. They Cannot See You seems like it would definitely be a Nu-Metal/Prog-Rock band that combined the worst and best of all music to create something undeniably awful.
centipede_damascus » pro 2 years ago
Man, I would hope if I had a problem like that the police would care about it.
digdugz » pro 2 years ago
I love how into the second to last panel he's peering out of his window all careful. Almost as if he fears that there will be empty-pissing-in dirtbags doing sinister things on his property when he looks out.
darkwaffle » neu 2 years ago
"I couldn't tell if he had a haircut or not." is the standout to me. Sounds like great slam material.
alessandro » neu 2 years ago
this is my ultimate favorite strip
molesticide » pro 2 years ago
I like that Ray is using demographic profiling in defense of his complaint.

Like, who cares if Ray provoked the guy. He pisses into empties. He DESERVES to spend a night in jail.
johnmatrix » neu 2 years ago
This is one of my favorite strips, but someone please explain "I couldn't tell if he had a haircut or not" to me.
tekende » neu 2 years ago
I guess it is because the dude's haircut was so messy and basically bad that Ray wasn't sure if it was that way on purpose or if the guy just never took care of his har.
rowboat » pro 2 years ago
Or that Ray was paying absolutely no attention at all.
imbattin » pro 2 years ago
The one guy who almost took a swing at Ray has an insatiable passion for rims.
fineoakstructure » neu 1 years ago
I thought Ray lived on Via Verde, not Via Vera...
puguglypress » neu 6 months ago
I hadn't read this one until now, it is SO GOOD
redmange » pro 4 months ago
Man why do they gotta keep hating on pissing in emtpies. I got a condition, alright. I got a condition and a really bad bathroom. Don't you judge me you damn Rap-peddling cat.
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