Ray has had an awful lot of martinis.

If you only had one glass, you would have to keep getting out of the bath to mix yourself another drink and fill it up. This way, he can premix 7 martinis and get smashed without leaving the comfort of the tub!

I have done this with wine, beer, and scotch. Just sittin in the tub, reading and getting a little slanted.

I have not gotten drunk in the shower, though. I'd like to say it's because I'm environmentally conscious but really the time just never came up.

Also it is more likely that your drink would be watered down in the shower. Unless you were drinking from one of those sippy-cups.

I just might.

I think that usually when shower beer is had it's with the can placed on the shower rack, out of the way of the water.

Also, how neat is it that you have a Wilde avatar and I have Stephen Fry?

Yes, it is great. Anyone who likes Stephen Fry is automatically a good person. This is one of those pesky facts.

What do you think those little umbrellas are for? Decoration?

One birthday, my girlfriend at the time allowed to fulfil my dream of boningin the shower whilst smoking a jay and having a beer.

Pretty much the best combination of delights.

Sitting in the shower IS awesome. Also, if you're really bored, re-enacting all the great dramatic rain scenes from your favorite movies is also a lot of fun.

Another thing I do in the morning shower sometimes - I crouch and bow my head, assuming the Arnold Schwarzenegger pose from when he first gets sent back in time in Terminator, and then I slowly rise to a standing position while going " BA DUM BUM BADUM. BA DUM BUM BADUM."

Life would be so much cooler if I was a robot.

I like to get into a Shawshank/Platoon-pose while urinating in the shower.

In the shower yesteray, I dropped the lid of my shampoo and bent to pick it up, and as I did I remembered this comment, so I TOTALLY did a dramatic standing-up-in-the-rain-post-battle type thing, and it was fucking awesome.

You got chubbies for this because reading it caused people to imagine you wet and naked.

Don't worry your pretty little head about it.

I've been trying to spread a rumor: lying down in a shower while you masturbate will make you ejaculate twice as much, because the jism is trying to defeat the force of the water. Also, if you have sex with a pig, the orgasm lasts for half an hour, and all black people really like riding faster buses and will run for the faster bus.

Um, this is Ray we're talking about: it's entirely possible that he's just lounging about all soakin' in gin and vermouth and just gets out when the tub's empty.

Man, people make a lot of comments like this on old comics, but I'm pretty sure Pat's curse-induced homosexuality has less to do with his terseness than the fact that he's an uptight punk, yes?

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