Oh old nonestablished character of Philippe, you so crazy.
odweed » neu2 years ago
He wants a smoke and he is 5? :o
endoftheworld » pro1 years ago
Something was offered and he is accepting. Phil's just being polite.
steev_dayv » neu1 years ago
Plus, he wants to be a bad dude.
mattylite » neu1 years ago
[IMGS OFF]
atticusonline » neu9 months ago
[IMGS OFF]
dovey » neu1 years ago
Not to mention unestablished Cornelius.
milesdonovan » pro2 years ago
And how chubby is Lyle? He is so chubby here.
thereminhero » neu2 years ago
Lyle's just as chubby as Lyle wants to be.
valorgigo » neu7 months ago
A chubby for this most excellent chubby-related post.
donsoze » neu2 years ago
That's just because he has his hands behind his back. He looks like a cute li'l snowman.
coolbreeze3 » neu2 years ago
Lyle is hell of chubby.
clintisiceman » neu2 years ago
Who is fat?
Lyle.
(He is.)
luckypyjamas » neu2 years ago
SO chubby
mira » neu2 years ago
I must say I never understood if they wished to masturbate to the catalog, since they are all stuffed animals, or if they just really like to look at toys. Because toys are awesome.
roastbeet » pro2 years ago
both!
mikeronomicon » neu1 years ago
Actually I think they are masterbating to the toys.
stilted » neu2 years ago
I always felt sure it was for masturbation - - except Philippe doesn't realize this, which makes his reply so funny.
norrin » neu2 years ago
Oh, good. Until I read that, I thought he was down for the JO time in the bathroom as well, which disturbed me.
tellumo » neu10 months ago
He knows that he will be just as satisfied with one minute as he would with five (or at least only marginally less), and that Lyle will still be able to make use of the four spare minutes. The Philippe of this strip may well have read this book.
turnabout » neu2 years ago
the strip could have taken a real turn for the furry here. glad it didn't.
mira » neu2 years ago
furry or faux-furry? I, for one, am somewhat intrigued by the idea of teddy bears having sex. But I will be the first to question my taste.
relaxing » neu2 years ago
That's fine, so long as neither of the teddy bears is you.
unfun » neu2 years ago
I believe the term is plushy.
vodkavonstroheim » neu2 years ago
When I first started reading this strip I always thought Lyle's moustache was a big, happy, open cat mouth!
stopeatingmyeyes » neu2 years ago
and I thought I was the only one!
catgrl131 » neu2 years ago
I still cant see it as a moustache
It just doesnt work like that for me
dovey » neu1 years ago
But...but.. Lyle has a moustache!
That's the way it is
ravindra108 » neu1 years ago
Yeah, in these old comics, try as I might, I can't make my mind turn that into a mustache.
tibcoolbreeze » neu1 years ago
I'm the exact opposite; I can't make it turn into a face after trying because of this comment.
SCREW YOU, VODKAVONSTROHEIM! FUCK YOU!!!
i_love_kate » neu10 months ago
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
deimosrising » pro2 years ago
For those of you calling Lyle chubby, refer to my avatar.
misterwolf » neu2 years ago
One thing I've never understood about Lyle: is that his mouth, or some sort of really bizzare facial hair?
relaxing » neu2 years ago
Definitely a 'stache.
bron » pro2 years ago
Something who can host a moustache that badass deserves your respect.
zapatos » neu1 years ago
Or a shave, they may deserve a shave.
nause » pro2 years ago
They're going to want a smoke once they get done with that catalog.
billyamericana » pro2 years ago
Incredible 'stache, incredible girth. Lyle's my boy.
mortshire » neu2 years ago
it's pretty adorable how they're staged, with lyle looking at the "audience" and the others in a perfect row, like a greek chorus.
m3funkyb » neu2 years ago
is it just me or has lyle lost weight?
relaxing » neu2 years ago
A liquid diet will do that.
farqussus » neu1 years ago
Vomiting your daily intake while you sleep helps too.
fuckyoufriday » neu2 years ago
Philippe's got a hair trigger, apparently.
rapid_roy » pro2 years ago
no Philippe, smoking is bad!
killerlimpet » neu2 years ago
Especially heated up marijuana!
max » neu2 years ago
Back when they used to be toys man, so legit.
scramblesthedog » pro2 years ago
No kidding. That didn't last long. I guess there was danger of entering Calvin and Hobbes territory there.
i_love_kate » neu2 years ago
They're still all toys. The cats are real animals, as are the squirrels, but those four are definitely plush. But it doesn't stop them having a damned good time.
direhaggis » pro2 years ago
Quite possibly the only strip where Cornelius is horny and vocal about it.
em2 » pro1 years ago
These days, he would subtitle a movie.
stuart » neu2 years ago
Mr. Bear is so out of later established character here
petestart » pro2 years ago
2.9 is not a fair reflection of this strip. A cursory glance of the comments on it suggest that Phillipe is out of character in his apparent sexual deviancy.
The Ultra-Peanut saga that follows later disproves that.
I think the best lesson we can learn from this strip is Lyle's inherent degeneracy, as well as that of the early, non-feline cast.
coldfrog » neu2 years ago
And that Lyle looks fatter with no shirt.
digdugz » neu2 years ago
You are lucky that I have used up my lame alottment.
dovey » neu1 years ago
I haven't
_cheesekayke » neu2 years ago
Hmm... only avoids a one because it introduces Lyle.
hikikomori » neu2 years ago
Seconded.
zefiel » neu2 years ago
Lyle was introduced in the very Third comic. How about that.
ovenface » neu2 years ago
about the mouth/stache- if you look at the picture of the cast, you will see that lyle has a big mouth. the early lyle has a large mouth but it slowly morphs into a stache in later strips because, well, it looks like one. plus it's cooler.
memehaver » pro1 years ago
One minute! Har har. A child!
daidai » neu1 years ago
Hi Lyle.
radarjammer » pro1 years ago
Phillippe wouldn't know what to do with madam FAO Shwarz.
wonelove » pro1 years ago
[i]when stuffed dolls get nasty
woodenteeth » neu1 years ago
[/i]
sparhawk » pro1 years ago
It's like the Achewood characters we know are putting on some kind of performance piece... in which Lyle does not feel inclined to clothe his nethers...
wonglers » neu1 years ago
Of course Lyle is fat. Bein fat rocks!
rbisme » neu1 years ago
really fat lyle makes me laugh
bmsfbezjovtf » neu1 years ago
this is the first achewood strip i saw, it had me hooked ever since
prettyrad » neu1 years ago
Lyle reminds me of Doctor Eggman in this strip. A large-eared, characteristically underdeveloped Doctor Eggman.
prettyrad » neu1 years ago
So I was thinking about this again, because that is what I do, and I realised that this is actually hell of uncanny. [IMGS OFF]
kikineko » neu1 years ago
Philippe, don't you dare touch those cancer sticks! Oh and the uh... FAO Shwarz catalog if you want.
splatpiles » pro1 years ago
I gotta Baaaad feeling about this comic strip...
imstandingonit » neu1 years ago
This was my first Achewood comic ever!
Hilarious!
theguitarhero » neu1 years ago
lies!
woodenteeth » neu1 years ago
pies!
rowboat » pro1 years ago
thighs!
mensch » neu9 months ago
*sighs*
ph3r » neu9 months ago
THESE KNIIII...ves!
gladi8orrex » neu8 months ago
GLADI8OR ARRIVES!
redjoker » neu7 months ago
nice tries
gladi8orrex » neu8 months ago
[IMGS OFF]
woodenteeth » neu8 months ago
Sexy weekend.
gladi8orrex » neu8 months ago
how did u find this post?!
woodenteeth » neu8 months ago
Commented on my thread above big fella, all I did was scroll down. I am not a detective... or perhaps this is all part of a TRAP! Actually that sounds fun.
woodenteeth » neu8 months ago
Wait. Why am I talking to you as if you are actually a mildly mentally handicapped person when you're some clever art-troll person. I can only assume it's because your character is so convincing.
gladi8orrex » neu8 months ago
bro listlin i am str8 whiff yall, for real, don' front lik dat
gladi8orrex » neu8 months ago
you cool? seen any good movies?
woodenteeth » neu8 months ago
I'm sorry I fronted. I haven't watched a good movie for some time. I am also sorry about this.
gladi8orrex » neu8 months ago
i dunno whatchu into dogg, if ur a li'l wild an' like 2 lissen 2 suggestions from sum1 like me go see Undisputed 2: last man standing.
ps. i don' know wat u n2 but im sure u can enjoy sum gyver kix
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Lyle.
(He is.)
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It just doesnt work like that for me
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That's the way it is
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SCREW YOU, VODKAVONSTROHEIM! FUCK YOU!!!
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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The Ultra-Peanut saga that follows later disproves that.
I think the best lesson we can learn from this strip is Lyle's inherent degeneracy, as well as that of the early, non-feline cast.
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(marked lame by Dovey, silver_lake, FVVS, wae, rowboat, sardoniclaconic, catgrl131, farqussus, Sal, LucidLoon, howl, shoinan, NotCool, Lereya, dr_sexlove)
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(marked lame by FVVS, rowboat, sardoniclaconic, Miku224, Magb, hellofditties)
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Hilarious!
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ps. i don' know wat u n2 but im sure u can enjoy sum gyver kix
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