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gumfish » neu 2 years ago
Oh old nonestablished character of Philippe, you so crazy.
odweed » neu 2 years ago
He wants a smoke and he is 5? :o
endoftheworld » pro 1 years ago
Something was offered and he is accepting. Phil's just being polite.
steev_dayv » neu 1 years ago
Plus, he wants to be a bad dude.
mattylite » neu 1 years ago
[IMGS OFF]
atticusonline » neu 9 months ago
[IMGS OFF]
dovey » neu 1 years ago
Not to mention unestablished Cornelius.
milesdonovan » pro 2 years ago
And how chubby is Lyle? He is so chubby here.
thereminhero » neu 2 years ago
Lyle's just as chubby as Lyle wants to be.
valorgigo » neu 7 months ago
A chubby for this most excellent chubby-related post.
donsoze » neu 2 years ago
That's just because he has his hands behind his back. He looks like a cute li'l snowman.
coolbreeze3 » neu 2 years ago
Lyle is hell of chubby.
clintisiceman » neu 2 years ago
Who is fat?

Lyle.
(He is.)
luckypyjamas » neu 2 years ago
SO chubby
mira » neu 2 years ago
I must say I never understood if they wished to masturbate to the catalog, since they are all stuffed animals, or if they just really like to look at toys. Because toys are awesome.
roastbeet » pro 2 years ago
both!
mikeronomicon » neu 1 years ago
Actually I think they are masterbating to the toys.
stilted » neu 2 years ago
I always felt sure it was for masturbation - - except Philippe doesn't realize this, which makes his reply so funny.
norrin » neu 2 years ago
Oh, good. Until I read that, I thought he was down for the JO time in the bathroom as well, which disturbed me.
tellumo » neu 10 months ago
He knows that he will be just as satisfied with one minute as he would with five (or at least only marginally less), and that Lyle will still be able to make use of the four spare minutes. The Philippe of this strip may well have read this book.
turnabout » neu 2 years ago
the strip could have taken a real turn for the furry here. glad it didn't.
mira » neu 2 years ago
furry or faux-furry? I, for one, am somewhat intrigued by the idea of teddy bears having sex. But I will be the first to question my taste.
relaxing » neu 2 years ago
That's fine, so long as neither of the teddy bears is you.
unfun » neu 2 years ago
I believe the term is plushy.
vodkavonstroheim » neu 2 years ago
When I first started reading this strip I always thought Lyle's moustache was a big, happy, open cat mouth!
stopeatingmyeyes » neu 2 years ago
and I thought I was the only one!
catgrl131 » neu 2 years ago
I still cant see it as a moustache
It just doesnt work like that for me
dovey » neu 1 years ago
But...but.. Lyle has a moustache!

That's the way it is
ravindra108 » neu 1 years ago
Yeah, in these old comics, try as I might, I can't make my mind turn that into a mustache.
tibcoolbreeze » neu 1 years ago
I'm the exact opposite; I can't make it turn into a face after trying because of this comment.

SCREW YOU, VODKAVONSTROHEIM! FUCK YOU!!!
i_love_kate » neu 10 months ago
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
deimosrising » pro 2 years ago
For those of you calling Lyle chubby, refer to my avatar.
misterwolf » neu 2 years ago
One thing I've never understood about Lyle: is that his mouth, or some sort of really bizzare facial hair?
relaxing » neu 2 years ago
Definitely a 'stache.
bron » pro 2 years ago
Something who can host a moustache that badass deserves your respect.
zapatos » neu 1 years ago
Or a shave, they may deserve a shave.
nause » pro 2 years ago
They're going to want a smoke once they get done with that catalog.
billyamericana » pro 2 years ago
Incredible 'stache, incredible girth. Lyle's my boy.
mortshire » neu 2 years ago
it's pretty adorable how they're staged, with lyle looking at the "audience" and the others in a perfect row, like a greek chorus.
m3funkyb » neu 2 years ago
is it just me or has lyle lost weight?
relaxing » neu 2 years ago
A liquid diet will do that.
farqussus » neu 1 years ago
Vomiting your daily intake while you sleep helps too.
fuckyoufriday » neu 2 years ago
Philippe's got a hair trigger, apparently.
rapid_roy » pro 2 years ago
no Philippe, smoking is bad!
killerlimpet » neu 2 years ago
Especially heated up marijuana!
max » neu 2 years ago
Back when they used to be toys man, so legit.
scramblesthedog » pro 2 years ago
No kidding. That didn't last long. I guess there was danger of entering Calvin and Hobbes territory there.
i_love_kate » neu 2 years ago
They're still all toys. The cats are real animals, as are the squirrels, but those four are definitely plush. But it doesn't stop them having a damned good time.
direhaggis » pro 2 years ago
Quite possibly the only strip where Cornelius is horny and vocal about it.
em2 » pro 1 years ago
These days, he would subtitle a movie.
stuart » neu 2 years ago
Mr. Bear is so out of later established character here
petestart » pro 2 years ago
2.9 is not a fair reflection of this strip. A cursory glance of the comments on it suggest that Phillipe is out of character in his apparent sexual deviancy.

The Ultra-Peanut saga that follows later disproves that.

I think the best lesson we can learn from this strip is Lyle's inherent degeneracy, as well as that of the early, non-feline cast.
coldfrog » neu 2 years ago
And that Lyle looks fatter with no shirt.
digdugz » neu 2 years ago
You are lucky that I have used up my lame alottment.
dovey » neu 1 years ago
I haven't
_cheesekayke » neu 2 years ago
Hmm... only avoids a one because it introduces Lyle.
hikikomori » neu 2 years ago
Seconded.
zefiel » neu 2 years ago
Lyle was introduced in the very Third comic. How about that.
ovenface » neu 2 years ago
about the mouth/stache- if you look at the picture of the cast, you will see that lyle has a big mouth. the early lyle has a large mouth but it slowly morphs into a stache in later strips because, well, it looks like one. plus it's cooler.
memehaver » pro 1 years ago
One minute! Har har. A child!
daidai » neu 1 years ago
Hi Lyle.
radarjammer » pro 1 years ago
Phillippe wouldn't know what to do with madam FAO Shwarz.
wonelove » pro 1 years ago
[i]when stuffed dolls get nasty
woodenteeth » neu 1 years ago
[/i]
sparhawk » pro 1 years ago
It's like the Achewood characters we know are putting on some kind of performance piece... in which Lyle does not feel inclined to clothe his nethers...
wonglers » neu 1 years ago
Of course Lyle is fat. Bein fat rocks!
rbisme » neu 1 years ago
really fat lyle makes me laugh
bmsfbezjovtf » neu 1 years ago
this is the first achewood strip i saw, it had me hooked ever since
prettyrad » neu 1 years ago
Lyle reminds me of Doctor Eggman in this strip. A large-eared, characteristically underdeveloped Doctor Eggman.
prettyrad » neu 1 years ago
So I was thinking about this again, because that is what I do, and I realised that this is actually hell of uncanny. [IMGS OFF]
kikineko » neu 1 years ago
Philippe, don't you dare touch those cancer sticks! Oh and the uh... FAO Shwarz catalog if you want.
splatpiles » pro 1 years ago
I gotta Baaaad feeling about this comic strip...
imstandingonit » neu 1 years ago
This was my first Achewood comic ever!

Hilarious!
theguitarhero » neu 1 years ago
lies!
woodenteeth » neu 1 years ago
pies!
rowboat » pro 1 years ago
thighs!
mensch » neu 9 months ago
*sighs*
ph3r » neu 9 months ago
THESE KNIIII...ves!
gladi8orrex » neu 8 months ago
GLADI8OR ARRIVES!
redjoker » neu 7 months ago
nice tries
gladi8orrex » neu 8 months ago
[IMGS OFF]
woodenteeth » neu 8 months ago
Sexy weekend.
gladi8orrex » neu 8 months ago
how did u find this post?!
woodenteeth » neu 8 months ago
Commented on my thread above big fella, all I did was scroll down. I am not a detective... or perhaps this is all part of a TRAP! Actually that sounds fun.
woodenteeth » neu 8 months ago
Wait. Why am I talking to you as if you are actually a mildly mentally handicapped person when you're some clever art-troll person. I can only assume it's because your character is so convincing.
gladi8orrex » neu 8 months ago
bro listlin i am str8 whiff yall, for real, don' front lik dat
gladi8orrex » neu 8 months ago
you cool? seen any good movies?
woodenteeth » neu 8 months ago
I'm sorry I fronted. I haven't watched a good movie for some time. I am also sorry about this.
gladi8orrex » neu 8 months ago
i dunno whatchu into dogg, if ur a li'l wild an' like 2 lissen 2 suggestions from sum1 like me go see Undisputed 2: last man standing.

ps. i don' know wat u n2 but im sure u can enjoy sum gyver kix
supahlovah » neu 5 months ago
ONE MINUTE!
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