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Rocking a six-month late correction here, peeps.

Come on, man. "Heathen" is a bit much.

I have never met a Mexican. I don't think.

Yeah, it's stupid you got lamed. It would be one thing if you were agreeing to something like, "all Mexican's backs looks like they just came back from a water park," but this is a way made up stereotype, which is way decent. No one's going to say, "black people are scared of rubber ducks glued onto Bon Jovi's forehead" because that's just illogical and what's going on here.

Everyone who lamed glopdemon, go back to the Touchy Feely Liberals Convention, you gayholes.

He must not be hiding too hard if he can spare to call the radio station on a regular basis.

It's only that Pat can't resist the burning need to be a titanic dong at any time.

Being Irish and having witnessed Irish society all my life, I believe this phenomenon is explained by the principle of natural selection.

Also, many Irish people entering cars are drunk.

I am Irish, and I have a scar above my eyebrow from opening a car door into my head. You'd think that after more than a quarter century of life, almost every day of which included opening several car doors, that this would be a virtual impossibility. But I grabbed that handle and pulled the door right into my own face.

I'm not proud of it, but there you go.

That's becuase somebody farted in there.

ju have mexican genes? maybe ju and i are amigooos!

hermanooooooos

This made me laugh harder than anything else on this site. THANK YOU

Is SO much more funny to be had.

I am also German-ish; however, my Teutonic efficiency id counter-balanced by my Norman voluptousness which requires me to savour the moment( The mingled odours of leather, diesel, and hope just have this effect on me.)

voluptousness you say...... [[ponders]]


wait..... i apologize for being a creep.

"Acting like the world was his oyster?"
Oysters are the most WASP-ish food ever. No Mexican man is going to put his universe into a friggin' OYSTER.

Peoples all over the world enjoy the delicious oyster. Do not claim it for WASPS.

oh man I just pictured a woman that has a dog in a stroller and in work out on shorts getting all indignant that her chicken breast has some oil and skin on it.

Ha ha ha - that so ridiculous it's awesome.

Pat has a warped sense of Colored People Time.

making up racial stereotypes is la bamba.

Irish people sleep too much / Swedish people can%u2019t walk longer than 20 minutes / Russians hate chocolate

Spanish people can't turn left, so they always have to circle right.

Korean sweat tastes like apple juice.

Venezuelans are allergic to modular furniture.

We Irish sleep so much because we're hung over. We like to skip a day now and then.

If a non-irish person ever complains about me sleeping so long again that's my excuse and i'm sticking to it!

assetbar should have a damn edit button

Edit: obviously an irish person wouldn't complain about me sleeping they probably got up the same time as me

pat called into the radio station last week to bitch about black dudes causing a grape soda shortage.