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Roast Beef's hang-up is actually a fantasy for many men

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never had this problem... but i'll take the notion to heart if i ever run into this.

The Spanish Inquisition : When the man buys a burrito from the woman who just gave him hella orals.

I suppose this is appropriately named because I do not expect it will ever happen.

The opposite problem - buying a burrito from someone and then getting oral around the back of the taco truck - basically is rarely regarded as much of a problem and, indeed, is seen as beneficial by such as the main thinkers on the subject.

Other things that you cannot buy from someone who has done oral on you: Fritos, chewing tobacco, Vaseline, or asparagus.

but you can buy mouthwash and toothpicks

hello ma'am i would like some listerine and a blowjob

Steak & blowjob day is coming up soon!

The listerine part is just basically foreplay.

I thought the listerine part replaced the cuddling afterwards.

You're thinking of the throaty, choking, cat-with a furball noise of a ticklish pube ensconced in the epiglottis.

The steak... it is not part of the foreplay, but it is equally important.

While you cannot buy a burrito from someone who has done oral on you, you are permitted to buy a nachos bellgrande in the same situation.

good rule to live by

Yeah it's almost totally impossible to do. You may think you'd be cool with it but somehow it turns out you just aren't, by and large.

last panel: perfect facial expression

I'll take it a step farther: last panel: perfect.

6th panel: perfect facial expression.
Last panel: 73% perfect facial expression.

Oh, to have such problems.

I love sodium.

The Roast Beef.

7-Layers of love in that clever little cat heart of hers. Damn.

Haha, I love Beef's face in the second panel. Deep in thought.

Man what

Because he must then perform burritolingus on it.

I have a feeling Mr. Kazenzakis has not and will never enter an "Arby's".

Four Arby's lovers lamed you.

I think that means there's only one left... where'd he go?

BEEF.
YOU DOGG!

panel 9 is exactly why i can't go to whole foods anymore.

is it really a fantasy for anybody?

And I am one of those men.

I do my best to buy burritos exclusively from people who have given me oral. Preferably while they're giving me oral.

There's something really Freudian about that image. Ranchero sauce all leaking out of the burrito as I scarf it. Trying to make small talk with the ladyfolk around a scalding hot mouthful of tube-dispensed ground meat.

You could also make a joke about mouthfuls of low quality meat if you want, I guess. It's really up to you.

I was just thinking you'd each have a hot tube in your respective mouths.

I don't know if a single chubby has any worth to you any more, sir, but if I had more I would give them freely. I'm still laughing.

All talkin the whole time to keep it from getting awkward, all offerin her a soda

i give a five for his mouth in the last panel

A cat performed oral sex on another cat.

That Taco Bell logo is old school.

It's fascinating how every time there is panel with a fast food or hotel sign, the sky is a dismal gray or black color. All of these locations are presumably underground, including the KFC in Hell that Ray used, but I wonder if there's some commentary going on here.

I feel this way as well.

Did Molly get fired from Applebee's or something? Did it have something to do with the boss who stares at her tits?

Not even the Breast Man menu has roast beef on it.

Why are we so concerned about sodium.
Sodium will not kill you.
Sodium will not chill out in your heart and do terrible things.
Sodium is just fine.

Also it is delicious.

So go ahead, eat chopped ham on white bread
It's a triumph for your bodOH GOD

Ask a mummy about sodium.

sodium will not kill you and hide your body in the basement.

He's trying to cut down on the sodium after his binge with the chicken thighs. Which, incidentally, occurred directly after his break-up with Molly...

A connection?!

The lessons learned in this panel should be useful for the rest of my life.

Even though Yum! Brands (KFC, Pizza Hut, Taco Bell)was spun off from Pepsi years ago, it is still rare to find Diet Coke at a Taco Bell. I was still able to suspend my disbelief.