The Spanish Inquisition : When the man buys a burrito from the woman who just gave him hella orals.

Other things that you cannot buy from someone who has done oral on you: Fritos, chewing tobacco, Vaseline, or asparagus.

but you can buy mouthwash and toothpicks

hello ma'am i would like some listerine and a blowjob

While you cannot buy a burrito from someone who has done oral on you, you are permitted to buy a nachos bellgrande in the same situation.

Yeah it's almost totally impossible to do. You may think you'd be cool with it but somehow it turns out you just aren't, by and large.

last panel: perfect facial expression

The Roast Beef.

7-Layers of love in that clever little cat heart of hers. Damn.

Man what

panel 9 is exactly why i can't go to whole foods anymore.

I do my best to buy burritos exclusively from people who have given me oral. Preferably while they're giving me oral.

There's something really Freudian about that image. Ranchero sauce all leaking out of the burrito as I scarf it. Trying to make small talk with the ladyfolk around a scalding hot mouthful of tube-dispensed ground meat.

You could also make a joke about mouthfuls of low quality meat if you want, I guess. It's really up to you.

All talkin the whole time to keep it from getting awkward, all offerin her a soda