it's like the ultimate solution to agoraphobia, although would be better if it was tinted glass. I think the only way it could be even better is if he could put Ray's pool house on wheels and move it over onto the field.

he gets the ladies, but in the end they do not like them....but he doesn't get the ladies, either.

WHAT? How dare you even make that insinuation before building a complete frame of reference??? If you check my blog post from August 15th, 2002, it clearly states that the nickname "'stad" is an artifact from my stuttering days. The post can be found just below the description of my current mood (rambunctious) and just above the posted results of a suprising test revealing that my personality most closely matches that of Sailor Mercury. If you can't even do some basic research, I hardly want to talk to you.

Hey guys, who else is happy that asherdan doesn't comment any more?

THIS IS THE INTERNET

Man that would be such a good CSI. THE CASE OF THE MESSAGEBOARD POSTER WITH A STRANGE ENTITLEMENT COMPLEX

The Dude Has Got No Perspective

They did do an epsiode with furries. It was creepy and weird. My friend who is a furry who is also my ex who was not a furry when we dated made me watch it.

Tekende made a lady Turn Furry, pass it on.

He's just mad because when he and all the other poopypants formed an Achewood messageboard, after Chris put the ax to the old one, Onstad didn't care and even thought they were a bunch of dinks. Now Chris has stolen their little secret thunder by bringing back a messageboard and they are pouting about it and trying to be annoying (and succeeding). Asherdan I seriously doubt Onstad will start killing posts like the old days, so you should probably just stop trying to be a turd sandwich.

Dude is butthurt over a messageboard? Has anything of any importance ever been said on a webcomic messageboard? Maybe he should try saying the words "Who gives a shit?" more often. Christ.

Ha ha, sweet, I basically said the exact same thing to him earlier today on said messageboard and even used the word "butthurt" too

GREAT MINDS, as they say

you know you're in need of a man-douching when the only person who comes to your defense is retardo.

I love the classic dork defense of "hey I secretly WANTED everyone to think I'm a loser!" The longer any internet argument goes on the probability of this statement appearing approaches 100%.

There will be a league to this effect starting in the NY metro area within a few weeks. Thank you for the inspiration, Ray Smuckles.

bring it to Gainesville; i will start a team for the sole reason of challenging you! we have lots of burrito places here for nourishment and all the soda pop you can drink.

I gave this comment a chubby, but really, this comment gave me a chubby

Dang. Roast Beef is getting so sassy.

Maybe it's just a trick of the light, but it seems to me that Roast Beef's plexiglass suit is sportin' a baseball mit incubator arm on the left side.

oh my lord

achewood with rating and comments

what the fuck this is so great

i'm pro this strip
i'm anti this feature, i'm probably gonna lose a lot of sleep being a dipshitty forum fly on here

I have never actually read a decent webcomic other than Achewood, which is completely awesome.

It has to do with history.

When a webcomic first starts out, you remember the good ones and forget about the bad ones - so, for instance, you remember "Not Afraid of the Fucking Police" and don't remember, say, the one where Chris couldn't think of an ending and said so.

As time goes on, and the archive builds up, new comics are measured against the highs rather than against the comic strip as a whole.

Gabe explained it one time on Penny Arcade; I thought that it neatly explained why comic strips seemingly drop in quality. I think that this is a little light for Achewood - stoned is kinda funny, but not particularly memorable - but I don't mind. There'll be better ones coming.

Chris

You are my linguistic hero

And I could never tell you until today

His mastery of the modern English language melts me like a stick of butter

Softball is like baseball except you use a bigger ball. The idea is it's harder to hit a softball as far as a baseball, so it's easier for people to field. Also since the ball is bigger (and the ball therefore will move slower), it's less likely that someone will get hurt by a ball clocking a dude upside the head.

Slow-pitch softball is just softball, but the pitcher is not allowed to throw the pitch over his sholder. He can only pitch "underhand" with a predictable arc. In addition, slow-pitch softball uses an even bigger ball with longer pitching distances than "fastpitch" softball (where maximum-speed pitches are allowed). The idea with "slow pitch" is that it allows more offense in the game, so that even people like you and me that can't play baseball to save our lives can still get a hit now and then.

The problem with this site is you lose the alt-text.
Alt-text is CRUCIAL to proper and full enjoyment of Achewood as such and like.