Ray doesn't need women's television program type advice.

Whatever happened to Chucklebot anyway?

porkrinds are fucking gross.

It's funny, I once actually chewed some fat until it just a small, hard ball the size of a pea. It was delicious but it was kind of disgusting for the first few minutes. After that it was like meat flavored gum, which is a lot better than it sounds.

im sure smoking cigarettes is gross until one gets used to the taste of charcoal briquets.

Imagining that Chucklebot sounds like Stephen Hawking (see one of the first archives of the party, I forget who said it) really made this character for me and I'm kind of sad that he's never come back.
The serious lines delivered by an eternal grin really crack me up.

How in the damn hell does this have a 3.7?

It must be better than half the 4's.

That's an great question, dude, this strip's great.

I hates them damn wimmin's TV programs, all preachy like. Dr. Pill!

Your avatar is terrifying.

Is that Chucky's eye?

Roast Beef! Get out here! Fre.... uh... oh wait.