The next time you have somebody in your car, say this to them.
fuckyoufriday » neu2 years ago
Just because he can't read doesn't mean sucking dick didn't buy that van.
luckypyjamas » neu2 years ago
just because sucking dick bought the van doesn't mean he can't read
soup_alex » neu3 months ago
Why this doesn't have more chubbies, I can't fathom.
frances_bavier » pro2 years ago
i would like to see this license plate frame offered for sale. it would go over like hotcakes in my home town.
chrissketch » neu2 years ago
Your hometown differs from my hometown in profound ways.
caseyb3 » neu1 years ago
Fewer than you'd think, good fellow; fewer than you'd think.
chaesar » pro2 years ago
He likes drugs, and doesn't seem to have a job, how you think he pays for things?
1000hz » neu2 years ago
Stealin'
professoryes » neu2 years ago
Stealin' Dick?
Oh. Todd. That had me a little worried.
jujubeesforjesus » neu2 years ago
Selling smack out of his van.
theguitarhero » neu11 months ago
Being a private contractor?
capnroblivious » pro10 months ago
RUNNING. RUNNING smack out of his van. It's a very important distinction.
amberjunk » pro2 years ago
Classic.
someone3 » pro2 years ago
i want one for my car!!!!
alejandroadam » pro2 years ago
todd seems pretty open about unwated male on male sex, ie. he wasn't fat, he was having tony c's prison baby.
deancain29 » pro2 years ago
Todd's rad.
juancarlos » pro2 years ago
Says a lot about Todd that the best thing he got going in his life (his van) has THAT license plate and a horn that goes "If this band's a rockin', I'm doing coke listening to Dokken".
corbie » pro2 years ago
So what's canon, then - is his van made from a stork slain by his own hand, or did he buy it?
spectre » pro2 years ago
Strangely, the license plate holder came from the stork just as the plush chamber, tape deck, etc.
ntopp » pro2 years ago
It's possibly that Suckin' Dick bought the stork in the first place.
hyetal » neu2 years ago
The stork was from the Todd Creation Myth. Myth implies that it's not real.
ntopp » neu2 years ago
The same might be said for the talking squirrel school of comic-making.
hyetal » neu7 months ago
Why would I say that? I sound like a dick.
Maybe Todd just updates his story periodically to keep us guessing, for the truth would be far too much for our puny minds to handle.
lizjones » pro2 years ago
Stranglin' stork bought this van.
diggidy » pro1 years ago
Maybe it's just because I'm already thinkin' bout dongs, but "stranglin' the stork" is an awesome euphemism for masturbation.
spectre » pro2 years ago
Alt text: "Alley-oop assistance: Mr. D. Perkins"
fox » neu2 years ago
when I was originally reading these strips 4 years ago, I was terribly confused by the ALT texts... I still am :::
biff » neu1 years ago
I have only been reading This Modern World for ten years.
I have read this strip many times since I discovered Achewood in 2006.
And this is the first time it has occurred to me to wonder if D. Perkins is Tom Tomorrow.
oishii » pro2 years ago
Is there anything suckin' dick can't buy? Not in my experience.
alphagator » neu2 years ago
it can't buy love, my materialistic friend
spinynorman » neu2 years ago
Can it buy more dick sucking?
relaxing » neu2 years ago
I beg to differ!
joeyramoney » neu2 years ago
i thought that teodor was a rabbit for a long time.
relaxing » neu2 years ago
I thought the cats were all dogs for a while. The jowls.
tomsonlocal » pro2 years ago
What was Ray doing on the floor to even notice that in the first place.
falseprophet » neu5 months ago
Probably buying a van.
gyllstromk » pro2 years ago
Probably my favorite Achewood.
professoryes » neu2 years ago
I picture one of those awful, brazen car commercials with the announcer screaming in your face. "COME DOWN TO SUCKIN' DICK! SUCKIN' DICK will get you the best deals! SUCKIN' DICK will give you cash for your old wreck!"
Truly dreadful.
nymphadoria » pro2 years ago
Sucking dick buys anything!
jawsh » neu2 years ago
This is probably my favorite achewood ever
perfidy » pro1 years ago
dusty » pro1 years ago
Todd probably just got his van licensed in Texas and didn't want to pay to upgrade to one of the custom designs.
doubleclef » neu1 years ago
I wouldn't be surprised if that's how Todd did get that van... never know what he's going to do
hawaiian_robot » neu1 years ago
This comic is so great. This pretty much sold me on Achewood; only a handful of things have made me laugh to the point of tears (probably the only other thing was about how Bill Brasky date-raped David Bowie).
mikeronomicon » neu1 years ago
My old roommate had this incredibly shitty old astrovan, so I had to make a licence plate holder that said this on it. To my knowledge, he still hasn't seen it.
random_shorts » pro1 years ago
The frame is to clarify for the Squirril Police, since they explicitly asked.
fattypneumonia » pro6 months ago
Am I the only one who initially read this strip & immediately tried to read/translate a hidden message in "7CFL485"... and completely didn't see the license plate holder text until an embarrassing amount of minutes later?
Thought so.
re5urgam » neu6 months ago
Oh, no, I definitely did that way back when I first read this strip. You are not alone.
origotoshi » neu2 weeks ago
As did I. Well, it was only like 10 seconds, but still.
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Oh. Todd. That had me a little worried.
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Maybe Todd just updates his story periodically to keep us guessing, for the truth would be far too much for our puny minds to handle.
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I have read this strip many times since I discovered Achewood in 2006.
And this is the first time it has occurred to me to wonder if D. Perkins is Tom Tomorrow.
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Truly dreadful.
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Thought so.
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