Todd's License Plate Frame  04/29/2002 « prev 1st rand curr next »


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bsidestarchild » neu 1 years ago
Todd really should learn to read.
spinynorman » neu 9 months ago
I think you mean a crappy little bullshit man.
waddlerz » neu 1 months ago
not man, squirrel
abe » pro 1 years ago
The next time you have somebody in your car, say this to them.
fuckyoufriday » neu 1 years ago
Just because he can't read doesn't mean sucking dick didn't buy that van.
luckypyjamas » neu 5 months ago
just because sucking dick bought the van doesn't mean he can't read
frances_bavier » pro 1 years ago
i would like to see this license plate frame offered for sale. it would go over like hotcakes in my home town.
chrissketch » neu 10 months ago
Your hometown differs from my hometown in profound ways.
caseyb3 » neu 3 weeks ago
Fewer than you'd think, good fellow; fewer than you'd think.
chaesar » pro 1 years ago
He likes drugs, and doesn't seem to have a job, how you think he pays for things?
1000hz » neu 1 years ago
Stealin'
professoryes » neu 10 months ago
Stealin' Dick?

Oh. Todd. That had me a little worried.
jujubeesforjesus » neu 11 months ago
Selling smack out of his van.
amberjunk » pro 1 years ago
Classic.
someone3 » pro 1 years ago
i want one for my car!!!!
alejandroadam » pro 1 years ago
todd seems pretty open about unwated male on male sex, ie. he wasn't fat, he was having tony c's prison baby.
deancain29 » pro 1 years ago
Todd's rad.
juancarlos » pro 1 years ago
Says a lot about Todd that the best thing he got going in his life (his van) has THAT license plate and a horn that goes "If this band's a rockin', I'm doing coke listening to Dokken".
corbie » pro 1 years ago
So what's canon, then - is his van made from a stork slain by his own hand, or did he buy it?
spectre » pro 1 years ago
Strangely, the license plate holder came from the stork just as the plush chamber, tape deck, etc.
ntopp » pro 11 months ago
It's possibly that Suckin' Dick bought the stork in the first place.
hyetal » neu 6 months ago
The stork was from the Todd Creation Myth. Myth implies that it's not real.
ntopp » neu 5 months ago
The same might be said for the talking squirrel school of comic-making.
lizjones » pro 1 years ago
Stranglin' stork bought this van.
diggidy » pro 3 months ago
Maybe it's just because I'm already thinkin' bout dongs, but "stranglin' the stork" is an awesome euphemism for masturbation.
spectre » pro 1 years ago
Alt text: "Alley-oop assistance: Mr. D. Perkins"
fox » neu 1 years ago
when I was originally reading these strips 4 years ago, I was terribly confused by the ALT texts... I still am :::
oishii » pro 1 years ago
Is there anything suckin' dick can't buy? Not in my experience.
alphagator » neu 11 months ago
it can't buy love, my materialistic friend
spinynorman » neu 11 months ago
Can it buy more dick sucking?
relaxing » neu 10 months ago
I beg to differ!
joeyramoney » neu 11 months ago
i thought that teodor was a rabbit for a long time.
relaxing » neu 10 months ago
I thought the cats were all dogs for a while. The jowls.
tomsonlocal » pro 10 months ago
What was Ray doing on the floor to even notice that in the first place.
gyllstromk » pro 10 months ago
Probably my favorite Achewood.
professoryes » neu 10 months ago
I picture one of those awful, brazen car commercials with the announcer screaming in your face. "COME DOWN TO SUCKIN' DICK! SUCKIN' DICK will get you the best deals! SUCKIN' DICK will give you cash for your old wreck!"

Truly dreadful.
nymphadoria » pro 6 months ago
Sucking dick buys anything!
jawsh » neu 6 months ago
This is probably my favorite achewood ever
perfidy » pro 3 months ago
dusty » pro 3 months ago
Todd probably just got his van licensed in Texas and didn't want to pay to upgrade to one of the custom designs.
doubleclef » neu 3 months ago
I wouldn't be surprised if that's how Todd did get that van... never know what he's going to do
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