Todd's License Plate Frame

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Todd really should learn to read.

I think you mean a crappy little bullshit man.

not man, squirrel

The next time you have somebody in your car, say this to them.

Just because he can't read doesn't mean sucking dick didn't buy that van.

just because sucking dick bought the van doesn't mean he can't read

i would like to see this license plate frame offered for sale. it would go over like hotcakes in my home town.

Your hometown differs from my hometown in profound ways.

Fewer than you'd think, good fellow; fewer than you'd think.

He likes drugs, and doesn't seem to have a job, how you think he pays for things?

Stealin'

Stealin' Dick?

Oh. Todd. That had me a little worried.

Selling smack out of his van.

Classic.

i want one for my car!!!!

todd seems pretty open about unwated male on male sex, ie. he wasn't fat, he was having tony c's prison baby.

Todd's rad.

Says a lot about Todd that the best thing he got going in his life (his van) has THAT license plate and a horn that goes "If this band's a rockin', I'm doing coke listening to Dokken".

So what's canon, then - is his van made from a stork slain by his own hand, or did he buy it?

Strangely, the license plate holder came from the stork just as the plush chamber, tape deck, etc.

It's possibly that Suckin' Dick bought the stork in the first place.

The stork was from the Todd Creation Myth. Myth implies that it's not real.

The same might be said for the talking squirrel school of comic-making.

Stranglin' stork bought this van.

Maybe it's just because I'm already thinkin' bout dongs, but "stranglin' the stork" is an awesome euphemism for masturbation.

Alt text: "Alley-oop assistance: Mr. D. Perkins"

when I was originally reading these strips 4 years ago, I was terribly confused by the ALT texts... I still am :::

Is there anything suckin' dick can't buy? Not in my experience.

it can't buy love, my materialistic friend

Can it buy more dick sucking?

I beg to differ!

i thought that teodor was a rabbit for a long time.

I thought the cats were all dogs for a while. The jowls.

What was Ray doing on the floor to even notice that in the first place.

Probably my favorite Achewood.

I picture one of those awful, brazen car commercials with the announcer screaming in your face. "COME DOWN TO SUCKIN' DICK! SUCKIN' DICK will get you the best deals! SUCKIN' DICK will give you cash for your old wreck!"

Truly dreadful.