Todd's Romantic Audio-Book

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I think you made a good point there sir. Shame I had to up my lame threshold to see it.

Agreed.

Chubbied for solidarity.

I, too, am part of the Asherdan Ain't All That Big a Dick, Really club.

I'd listen to it if it were well-priced.

A good price for this would be a dime bag full of Ajax that you tell Todd is a bag of "Cuban Jackhammer Fancy-Cut" cocaine.

Or you could just tell him that it was Ajax. He wouldn't turn his nose up at that. He would turn his nose all up in that.

Are you talking about literally $10 worth of Ajax, in a bag? This is an important question as that is quite a lot of Ajax

You would only need as much Ajax as would look like $10 worth of coke, which I suspect is significantly less Ajax.

Correct.

I have the feeling that the only place to purchase Todd's audiobook is in the cardboard 99 cent bin at the truck stop.

For the Achewood romance-novel completist.

To be honest, if you're willing to buy one harlequin romance novel penned by a fictional character on an online webcomic, you are probably going to be willing to by them all.

Internet is the largest cult of all.

Todd can't read. Ron Jeremy is awesome. Two new facts from Chris today!

What about Todd's license plate cover? Didn't it say Todd couldn't read in that strip?

Yes... and this strip does nothing to counter that fact.

How can someone that hilariously creepy not be awesome?

Today's your lucky day, pal!

are there many books-on-tape on Soulseek?

Yes, many.

Todd's romance novel is winning by several laps of awesome so far.

What I like about this is that apparently Todd and Blister just drive around listening to this. Like it's just the standard cruising music for their van.

Hahahahaha that is hilarious. Just imagine that happening. Imagine it now.

I think I just figured out how to weird the everliving shit out of a blind date. Slam on a self-made romance novel recording and just periodically look over at her, smile, and nod.

You may want to have those furry seat belt cover-things, you don't want her to chafe when she tears her clothes off from overwhelming arousal.

She will be tearink her panties off with both hands.

Until she is so nude.

He gained some notoriety for being capable of autofellatio but he has since stated in a 2003 interview that all he can do these days is kiss the tip of his penis due to his weight gain.

what a romantic

Well relationships do tend to cool down over the years....

Your comment is tragically underappreciated.

perhaps it is for the best

It seems to give him energy.

As overrated as that ability probably is, its probably far less valuable to someone for whom half their job is getting blow jobs from people who are experts at it.