In my experience the mome raths just outgrabe, Teodor is reaching here
soticoto » neu2 years ago
All up with the Mimsy Borogroves.
Beware the Jubjub Bird and shun the frumious Bandersnatch yo.
jlynes » neu2 years ago
My new band will be "Vorpal Blade and the Snicker-snacks".
foetus_punch » neu1 years ago
Your fans will chortle rather than cheer. Rather than a mosh pit, everyone will gyre and gimble in the wabe. You come out on stage to another round of chortles...smoke machines, strobe lights, the whole shebang...You stand there, in uffish thought, as a single manxome guitar note is played...and then you launch into a rock opera rendition of the Jabberwocky.
This image is very powerful in my mind.
johnnyrocker » neu1 years ago
Aw man this shit is brillig.
kelsotimebomb » neu1 years ago
Man, FRESHMAN YEAR.
I was in an octet for state solo/ensemble contest, and we performed THAT POEM, put to music. It was the raddest thing. I wish I could remember who the composer was.
goatmasterflash » pro1 years ago
I have no idea who originally scored the glee club version, but Tom Waits pretty much made it a moot point with his rendition.
foetus_punch » neu1 years ago
I met Tom Waits. I know him.
jumpingjehosephat » pro2 years ago
Now they're in for it!
shmuckeles » pro2 years ago
seriously. you KNOW it's gonna hit the fan
foetus_punch » neu1 years ago
shmuckles, if you'd said "It's a trap!" it would've been the most powerful avatar/post combo possible.
Instead, I get THIS.
timmul » neu1 years ago
the internet commenter mentions how the other internet commenter could have made a funnier joke.
leftsaidtim » neu2 months ago
I chubby you as yet another internet commenter!
cdtm » pro2 years ago
After seeing the Great Outdoor Fight, I bet Ray could take Pete. Not sure about if he's stoned, though..
deusoma » neu2 years ago
Does it even back out if Pete's stoned too?
blarghamagarky » neu2 years ago
this is a very interesting concept
fuckyoufriday » pro2 years ago
Ray's "semen of the demon" line makes it.
leon_sumbitches » neu2 years ago
Mind that this is a specific kind of Metal, but I get you.
senseihollywood » neu2 years ago
here you go
fuckyoufriday » neu2 years ago
Oh man, MANOWAR is hilarious! "DEATH TO FALSE METAL!"
shutup_shutup » neu1 years ago
Whoever lamed calling Manowar homoerotic either doesn't know Manowar or doesn't know homoerotic.
scorpio_nadir » neu3 months ago
They are the gay Ken dolls.
Jesus, not a bad name for a band.
shutup_shutup » neu1 years ago
I hear lines like this I don't think Manowar. I think King Diamond on the most King Diamond day of the year.
cromulent » neu2 years ago
Ray puts a more direct spin on the classic question, "Do you know what I mean?".
wehavemagnums » pro2 years ago
I really like, "aww yeah, man. hooray. hooray for some guys."
phoenixultima » pro2 years ago
I love Teodor's expressions when he's trying to be all furious like a black-metal singer.
soticoto » neu2 years ago
Death Metal surely.
Death Metal is all about the grunting profanities.
Black Metal is about wailing rabid riffs on the guitar like there is no tomorrow.
To actually listen to Kissing the Shadows by Children of Bodom is to never diss Black Metal again.
shutup_shutup » neu1 years ago
To call Children of Bodom black metal is to have never listened to black metal before.
hellofyellin » pro2 years ago
"Hooray for some guys." Has worked its way into my lexicon.
killerlimpet » neu2 years ago
dim5 power chord! dim5 power chord! locrian-based solo at 240 bpm!
fuckyoufriday » neu2 years ago
*flurry of parallel 4ths*
soticoto » neu2 years ago
Diminished 7th... bitch.
patiently56 » pro2 years ago
Of course Nice Pete smokes a pipe. Why didn't I know this?
thegrapist » pro2 years ago
I wonder where the animals go to get their tiny pipes
killingthejay » neu2 years ago
They've got some reallly tiny pipes out there, man. My friend has this like one inch long little one hitter quitter on his keyring.
What I wanna know is where they get their tiny lighters. (Japan?)
soticoto » neu2 years ago
Same place all stoners do: the hippy bong shop.
Pipes come in some silly small sizes. My father used to have several that I'd use when I went to visit him.
thegrapist » neu2 years ago
oh you did NOT play the "I KNOW ALL ABOUT PIPES CAUSE I SMOKE POT" bit.
Burroughs wrote an awesome segment about that.
thegrapist » neu2 years ago
Yeah. You're right, my bad man.
Got you pegged all wrong.
autrepoupee » neu1 years ago
You all seemed like dicks here. One of the dickingest exchanges that I've seen thus far on this, this Assetbar.
You're both trying to be impressive by talking about a widely available drug on the internet. One of you is being coy, the other is airing family dirty laundry out in public.
Coupla dicks. Take it sleazy, babies.
tekende » neu2 years ago
No one cares to impress Grimace, dude. Come on.
scorpio_nadir » neu3 months ago
that's goddamned precient, considering Little Neph's sojourney into Wales. Also, I think it's an interesting story.
Most mums and dads are not like that.
foetus_punch » neu1 years ago
Oh you did not just play the "I'M INTELLECTUALLY SUPERIOR I READ BURROUGHS" card. (You don't play a bit.)
Burroughs is my favorite author. Do not slander the man by name-dropping him.
pitseleh » pro2 years ago
Hey guys, guess who's about to get...
yelllled aaat!
katsura » neu2 years ago
Teodor's stoned eyes really creep me out.
hellofyellin » pro2 years ago
I think they're hilarious. He's just pissed off about that mome-rath.
fineoakstructure » neu1 years ago
Reminds me of Cotton Hill:
mygoodfriend » neu2 years ago
"aww yeah man. hooray. hooray for some guys." It's so true. I completely dig where that's coming from.
apocowarg » pro2 years ago
Nice Pete is clearly a fan of Bathory.
apocowarg » pro2 years ago
p.s. i feel sorry for Nice Pete. nothing's worse than overhearing people mocking you.
soticoto » neu2 years ago
If Nice Pete was really a fan of Bathory then his skin would be of better quality.
heccibiggs » neu1 years ago
I completely get this reference because I wrote and performed a monologue as Countess Elizabeth Bathory as part of my Drama A level. It was totally awesome, but I'm so bummed that me and soticoto share some kind of knowledge.
nikopol » pro2 years ago
Nice Pete's lyrics would probably be redeemed if at the end of each song he let out a hearty ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.
soticoto » neu2 years ago
Or AAAAAIIIIIIII!!
Pete needs Demon Banjo. Pity it just disappeared out of continuity.
godfatherofsouls » neu2 years ago
i want to smoke with nice pete.
seth_ian » pro2 years ago
I just found out that Norway in fact DIDN'T invent the paper clip...
But a "honorable" mention in Achewood makes me be proud of my nationality again
PS, just bought the cookbook for my roommate for Christmas. I've read trough it myself.
And now I think about keeping it
slalvation » pro2 years ago
OH NO!!
WHAT IS NICE PETE GOING TO DO TO THEM!!
I BETTER READ THE NEXT STRIP!!
bungdeetle » neu2 years ago
If I'm ever in a metal band we are going to sing what Ray just did. No matter what my role is in the band.
firesign » neu1 years ago
Yeah, speaking from ownership of many, many "extreme metal" albums, from Bathory, Darkthrone and Mayhem to Manowar to Exit-13 and Lawnmower Deth, I do have to say that Ray's lyrics are among the best death/black metal lyrics I've ever seen, intentional parody or not.
ctrl_z » neu2 years ago
o shit o shit o shit o shit
comrade_tom » neu1 years ago
did a thief steal teodor's eyes in panels five and six
xiaomimi » neu1 years ago
Yes. The thief called... reefer madness!
jaldor » neu6 months ago
Assassin of youth!
charchar » neu1 years ago
Ruh-Roh.
fuzzyshoo » neu1 years ago
I feel that Ray should be saying "AIGHT" after his lyrics.
7th_shot » neu6 months ago
Do you see a banjo? Because I don't.
allanpinkerton » pro1 years ago
I laughed. Out loud.
coffeeannan » pro1 years ago
i'm just here to say i admire the smallness of teodor's eyes here
sooprmunky61 » neu11 months ago
with Nice Pete hiding around a corner smoking, and the "!" alt text, i get a strong Metal Gear Solid vibe. Well, ok, it would need about 20 more panels worth of cutscene as well.
greenkoolayd » neu4 months ago
nice pete is a toker? who'd-a thunk?
duperando » neu2 months ago
Teodor's face in panel 5 is just wonderful.
hendetta » pro1 weeks ago
I have a feeling that, regardless of how it looks, Nice Pete is actually toking on Smokey Joe's Fine Tobacky.
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Beware the Jubjub Bird and shun the frumious Bandersnatch yo.
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This image is very powerful in my mind.
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I was in an octet for state solo/ensemble contest, and we performed THAT POEM, put to music. It was the raddest thing. I wish I could remember who the composer was.
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Instead, I get THIS.
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Jesus, not a bad name for a band.
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Death Metal is all about the grunting profanities.
Black Metal is about wailing rabid riffs on the guitar like there is no tomorrow.
To actually listen to Kissing the Shadows by Children of Bodom is to never diss Black Metal again.
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What I wanna know is where they get their tiny lighters. (Japan?)
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Pipes come in some silly small sizes. My father used to have several that I'd use when I went to visit him.
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Burroughs wrote an awesome segment about that.
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Got you pegged all wrong.
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You're both trying to be impressive by talking about a widely available drug on the internet. One of you is being coy, the other is airing family dirty laundry out in public.
Coupla dicks. Take it sleazy, babies.
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Most mums and dads are not like that.
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Burroughs is my favorite author. Do not slander the man by name-dropping him.
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yelllled aaat!
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Pete needs Demon Banjo. Pity it just disappeared out of continuity.
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But a "honorable" mention in Achewood makes me be proud of my nationality again
PS, just bought the cookbook for my roommate for Christmas. I've read trough it myself.
And now I think about keeping it
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WHAT IS NICE PETE GOING TO DO TO THEM!!
I BETTER READ THE NEXT STRIP!!
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