oh man i just clicked 'ignore user' on him and it is so refreshing

how do I ignore him now that he's been lamed out of the stratosphere?

Set your lame threshold higher. The option is right there, underneath the "Post a Comment" Field.

Why can't you just say "fuck"??

he's a regular user of a bulletin board or similar that filters out obscenity and so he has developed the bad habit of spelling in a funny way in an attempt to circumvent this.

Saint is a man wih too much anger, but I would be a hypocrite if I judged him harshly for it. I myself did always speak in tones such as these, and it has taken hard work to get where I am; I simply wish the man learns how to let go one day.

Asherdan is a man who does not care if his opinion pisses you off, delights in it really, but that does not actually make him a bad person no matter how much it makes people think he is.

You, sir, are a fucking asshole, and though I myself will not participate I believe your passing will be a day of celebration.

Also: You cannot use the royal "we" unless you are royalty, even a Yankee knows this.

Did not always speak. Let that be a lesson to you, Assetbar, when you open the window to shout criticism, be aware that it is a heavy window and there is a very real possibility of that sucker cold crushing your fingers when you try to close it. You cannot spread negativity without inviting it upon yourself.

I hear you tonyhighwind.
I have attained Nirvana.

(no really. I got a cd of theirs. It's just ok)

Whoa whoa whoa. Watch the Aspie lumping. Sorry, don't mean to come off as a prick, but that's just something that isn't rad.

I don't know if you guys have heard, but apparently you can make a joke about gay things happening without actually being gay. I know it sounds weird but it is true. A doctor told me.

I would really believe you if it was a well-regarded mailman.

is at a preposition?

does it come with a deposition?

Is is a repetition?

i'd go straight for any girl who'd get me a bacon of the month membership

"I am not a homophobe" and "one of my best friends" ...
Dude it is okay to dislike retardo because he's one unfunny show-pony. His sexuality don't have to enter into it.

His gimmick is annoying and not funny. His gimmick is sexuality-based but that is not what makes it annoying and unfunny. Harping on it makes you look a little homophobic no matter your claims to the contrary. Those phrases I quoted? All those ever mean is "I am about to be racist/sexist/biased/discriminatory but please don't call me on it, OK?" The second one - normally seen as "some of my best friends happen to be black" - is so played out I didn't think anyone would use it earnest any more.

If you're dead-set on avoiding any suggestion of homophobia, just don't make homophobic comments. Or just stop worrying about it. This is the internet - somebody will still think you're a jerk no matter how nice you try to be.

Thought experiment: Consider if retardo was a straight man and Onstad was female. If 80% of his comments were about how much he wanted to fuck her, it would still be creepy and offensive, right?

Retardo's not offensively gay, if such a thing even exists. He's just offensive. That's my point.

IT'S NOT SO WHY ARE YOU ARGUING.

Okay, for the record? I am gay and I hate retardo. Retardo is what gives the rest of us a bad name. Retardo, you are worse than Pat.

Also, saint? You are a little homophobic. Not much. Just a smidgen.

It seems every post i'm reading by saint is how unhomophobic he is.
It's cool if you're not homophobic, but i hate it when people harp on it like it was part of their identity or something.

I AM HETEROSEXUAL

I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE SEX
WITH YOUR VAGINA

IT'S AT THE CLEANER'S. SORRY.

Oh, gay IS okay? Well as long as everyone has your approval.

The point, my darling, is that no one wants to be the cock up your stranger.

I would, too. This is made weirder because I'm straight.

Basically I would formulate a complex ruse in which I would appear to be homosexual to one girl in order for her to purchase me large amounts of cured pork in belief that it will cure my gayness.

Judd Apatow, if you're out there, yes, I do have a script ready.

*kosher joke*

He should have gotten him a soda. That is basic in a situation such as this.

More like cream soda.

Do...do you get it? Because I think it's pretty obvious BUT NO ONE ELSE SAID IT C'MON.

Even better if you add pop rocks.

If you are fellated by someone with a mouthful of champagne, then you have won at life.

That's the rarely seen "sex victory". You can also win by buying two or more zepplins (economic victory), killing every other person on earth, or discovering a way to cheaply turn cancer into beer (scientific victory).

If cancer turned to beer, would you drink it?

this is best asset, typed on most beautiful keyboard

dude...

Ah, but therein lies the rub (so to speak)...in your case the blow job is a threat: "I'll blow you if you don't shut up." Teodor's BJ is a reward: "I'll blow you if it will shut you up." Much more Brokeback T's way, methinks.

Mushrooms are delicious. Also, the double entendre literally just now dawned on me. I am ashamed for not catching that earlier.

that's where you do me and I owe you one...

(umm, hypothetically speaking of course)

SCIENCE.

The thumbs up from Teodor at the end makes it for me.

It's true, there is not much that can be said to INXS. I wouldn't even want to meet famous people I like, yet alone if I got nothing at all to say. There'd be so much pressure to be awesome.

I like how on panel 10, Ray seems to apply reason to the suggestion and genuinely consider it, rather than just reacting in disgust.

This is how I picked up my current boyfriend, more or less. He wouldn't shut up about video games.

I'm no expert on women, but odds of boring a girl into giving you a blowjob seem slim to none.

...until you mouse over notgodot's avatar and see the word "Dude" on there.

I'll have you slayed!

Priceless.

Your comment reminds me of the time someone made a reference to an implausible prior event and sure enough the next shot was of that very thing with an unexpected twist to make it even more implausible and humorous and then we continued on with our lives as if nothing was unusual about that.

You know, most everbody likes boners, i mean, most dudes like them on them and others like them in them. It is acceptable also, to have a fantasy where one may see a friend's boner by accident, look him in the eye and say "Nice. God bless you."