Beef's Dream of Corpulence

Beef's Dream of Corpulence 10/13/2003 « prev 1st rand curr next »

When the white fat rises to the surface of the meat I think

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Here you go... you put a / at the end of the url by mistake

beef wins, hands down.

There is simply no better way to jump over a log: Roast Beef nailed it.

I think someone commented about the use of dotted lines in this comic, when Beef eyes up the roosters ding-dong. Well here you are.

corpulent women

I think the comment in question was only about dashes used to indicate line of sight, which these are not.

if I'm not mistaken, the flesh will turn opaque

... and that's how you know you are developing a thing for corpulent women.

God, is that obvious!

Man, love me some smoked salmon.

And I love me some corpulent women, all corporeal bodies and such.

Ray's enthusiasm is great. That illustration of him jumping the log also graces the label of Rad Chilies hot sauce.

I kinda knew what it meant but I looked it up anyway.
The execution in this strip is perfect.

Beef! You think you are developing a thing for corpulent women! How come?

Salmon FRITTATA???

you know I got no sense of eggs YOU KNOW I GOT NO SENSE OF EGGS

You mean the eggs that I ... BONED?

Wait, no. I think I did that wrong.

[[clears throat]]

you mean the salmon that i... deBONED

the problem inherent with Ray's plan is that in a subjective contest such as this one, there's no way to fairly decide a winner when the only judges are the two participants

Ray's lack of preparation does him in again

MUCH Style

Panel 4 can be repackaged with minor alterations for use in your daily life in pretty much any situation.

Bonus points for doing that with panel 7.

The alt text can be read as an answer to either of Ray's questions.

here we see why ray is so confused about teodor's practicing of parkour, later on.

because obviously, ray is a free-runner.

no one will get this, but you deserve more chubbies for it.

Mad ups to Beef for using the word "corpulent".

I love this strip. So brilliantly absurd. One of my favourites.

Beef has no chance against Ray.

What, I don't remember this

Happens to me all the time here. I take drugs.

For cause or for cure?

I wish more people could be like Beef and own up to having a thing for corpulent women. It's like doin' a pillow.

i love giving chubbies to such questions as this.

i love how Onstad answers Ray's question.

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