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ijc » neu 1 years ago
I love it when things got broken down to their expressible formulas... Such dirty fun.
bjorntd » neu 1 years ago
My god! I thought I was the only one!

Primus tells a joke, and Secundus, laughs, and I give a big fake belly-laugh, and exclaim "IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE XYZ"
bjorntd » neu 1 years ago
Oh dude, hella shady comma splice there.
dangelder » neu 1 years ago
My, wife, is in a comma.
achilleselbow » neu 1 years ago
Well, the life support machine called, and...
solobuttons » pro 1 years ago
So did the jerk store! Good Seinfeld reference dogg.
saint » neu 1 months ago
"I'M GOING WITH JERK STORE! JERK STORE IS THE LINE!"
drskradley » neu 1 years ago
Given the choice of punctuation to be a part of, I'd go the indie underappreciated route and be a semi-colon.
tragicone » neu 1 years ago
no way, apostrophe is the way to go
biiaru » pro 1 years ago
Interrobang?
belgand » neu 8 months ago
Nah. Semi-colons are a serious geek fixation. We can't get enough of them. Hipsters wouldn't go anywhere near them.
zapatos » neu 6 months ago
I would't fuck a semicolon if you paid me to.

...yes i would.
belgand » neu 2 months ago
You should start looking for ladies who have had intestinal resectioning surgery to help with Crohn's disease. That will get you what you desire.
zapatos » neu 2 months ago
Dude, you know what I desire.

A woman covered in sriracha?
belgand » neu 2 months ago
Hot.
snidedk » neu 1 years ago
Conversations with her must really drag along.
drskradley » neu 1 years ago
Quote:
Primus tells a joke, and Secundus, laughs, and I give a big fake belly-laugh, and exclaim "IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE XYZ"


I don't recall that happening in Stardust at all, man.
miku224 » neu 1 years ago
Neil Gaiman gets a perma-chubby from me. Good work!
charchar » pro 1 years ago
You should probably see a doctor about that. I hear Messrs. Croup and Vandemar have some connections...
heccibiggs » pro 1 years ago
That is exactly what I immediately thought of as well.
johnnyc » neu 1 years ago
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE ASSETBAR IS SHIT
straw » neu 1 years ago
But it's all right to be racist against assetbar.
gormster » neu 1 years ago
*gasp*

you can't say nigger
pogo » neu 1 years ago
Watch this video and the word will never be the same. It is the ONLY word everyone uses:

Japan Nigger Family tokyo breakfast
...A Japaneses family acting black. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-19ioGniZ88
pogo » neu 1 years ago
Actually not the only word, that must have been something else I saw, or maybe it was edited out of this skit. Anyway, it's great.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-19ioGniZ88
gormster » neu 1 years ago
*gasp*

you can't say nigger
elzilcho » neu 1 years ago
And here you just said it twice
laserblade » neu 1 years ago
Everybody stop saying nigger!
le_baron_noir » neu 1 years ago
Being afraid of it isn't going to make it go away.
aikennubbles » pro 1 years ago
See it's funny because while you're telling everybody to stop saying "nigger," you are also making use of the word "nigger," thereby contradicting the ostensible purpose of your statement.
lawbot » neu 1 years ago
I feel that this "It's funny because" meme is played out. I'm sorry that I've participated in it. Can we all agree to make aikenubbles' use the last hurrah?

Please?
unalone » neu 2 months ago
Stop saying nigger Vladimir Putin

It is so unbecoming of a man of your stature
farqussus » neu 1 years ago
you only get a chubby if you say it twice.
usversusthem » neu 1 years ago
They cancel each other out, see.
falseprophet » neu 1 years ago
Nigger please.
falseprophet » pro 1 years ago
*~* This thread is Black Man-approved. *~*
johnnyc » neu 1 years ago
It is a great relief to know this.
laserblade » pro 1 years ago
Awesome. I planned to feel hella guilty.
dovey » neu 1 years ago
Skradley, I've noticed something about the comments on today's strip. A lot of otherwise good (or even average) posts are getting about with 2 Lames on them. Now, I haven't gone so far as to actually see if it's the same people (fuck that effort), but I certainly have my suspicions that there are dicks among us.
nickgranger » neu 1 years ago
"There are Dicks Among Us"

Potential movie or book titles tend to pop out at me from all the wrong places.
aarongstock » neu 1 years ago
and so do the dicks
fineoakstructure » neu 1 years ago
DICKS, no...CLITS yes!
rowboat » pro 1 years ago
I get the feeling that a lot of these people are just getting some deep, dark shit off their chests, at this point. But I guess it's better to do it here than out on the street.
drskradley » neu 1 years ago
Quote:
...these people are...getting some deep, dark shit off their chests...

...it's better to do it here than out on the street.


Hilarious.
rowboat » pro 1 years ago
Is it?
drskradley » neu 1 years ago
Or disturbing, depending on what you're into.
atticusonline » neu 11 months ago
I'm pretty sure if you ever make another post just to talk about how you got lamed, that post will inevitably receive more lames than the first.

This is the 4th Principle of Laming.
stereo » neu 11 months ago
I keep misreading sociological as scatological, I think there's something wrong with me but in my defense rowboat's comment is pretty raunchy
mugi » pro 6 months ago
Numbers or letters, man. Choose one.
meddle » neu 1 years ago
naw, man. "an assetbar hero is something to be"
chuvak » neu 1 years ago
Jealous assetbar.
daidai » neu 1 years ago
It's only rascist if you don't mean it.
loneal » neu 1 years ago
Is that like racist plus fascist?
drskradley » neu 1 years ago
I would've thought such a political creature would always mean it.
johnnyc » neu 1 years ago
I tried italics the first time.

sighhhh
thorfinn » neu 1 years ago
I'll take "the rapists" for $400, Alex
norrin » neu 1 years ago
I was this close to getting a licence plate that read "THERPST"
mortshire » neu 1 years ago
"...For example, I like to call my therapist 'the-rapist.' Because 'I' don't take it ser-iouslyyy."

Maria Bamford 4 Lyfe.
blueloggy » neu 1 years ago
Personally I prefer a combo analyst and therapist. You know, an analrapist.
lawbot » neu 1 years ago
I quite literally laughed out loud.
daidai » neu 1 years ago
I metaphorically laughed out loud.
lawbot » neu 1 years ago
I virtually danced a jig.
philosophe » neu 1 years ago
My Hobby:

Torturing those who say 'literally' to mean 'figuratively'.

You did not just literally explode from eating that burrito bitch!
soupkaty » neu 1 years ago
you llol?
bjorntd » neu 1 years ago
In Spanish speaking countries, you would pronounce this "yol" I yol quite frequently.
dovey » neu 1 years ago
nbgreene » neu 1 years ago
hey brother-in-law
sn0wman » neu 1 years ago
AD reference = insta-chubby.
ibetso » neu 1 years ago
Blueloggy... You buy yourself a tape recorder, you just record yourself for a whole day. I think you%u2019re going to be surprised at some of your phrasing.
ibetso » neu 1 years ago
GOD DAMN YOU ASSETBAR! How hard is it to process an apostrophe?
rowboat » pro 1 years ago
Assetbar punishes those who are too lazy to type. Really, is it necessary to cut and paste as few as two sentences?
ethelthefrog » neu 1 years ago
Psycho, the rapist
nokococo » neu 1 years ago
I love that strange, tiny little woman.
ethelthefrog » neu 1 years ago
I love the Bammer!
odei » neu 1 years ago
I'm sorry this comment was so lame! I will try harder!
fallow_fields » neu 1 years ago
haha! I've totally seen a white panel-van with 'Child Therapist' painted across the side.
heccibiggs » neu 1 years ago
Why would a child therapist need a van? If someone's going around practising child therapy in the back of a van, maybe you should be worried.
achilleselbow » neu 1 years ago
He meant a "child the rapist", kind of like you Brits would say "advanced the calculus".
tekende » pro 1 years ago
You have earned one (1) Virtual chubby!
falseprophet » pro 1 years ago
You can trade in virtual chubbies at the Achewood shop for No-Prizes! Use them to defeat Ganondorf!
opprobrium » neu 1 years ago
more zelda! more zelda!
baryonyx » neu 1 years ago
*~* This thread is Nintendo Nerd-approved. *~*
grayfox » neu 1 years ago
Or perhaps "very ginger beer."
lawbot » neu 1 years ago
Well, Australia is a big place. Perhaps it's like the flying doctors, but less urgent.
lawbot » neu 1 years ago
And with more gelato.
farqussus » neu 1 years ago
Is that a The Late Show reference?
johnnyrocker » neu 1 years ago
"Flying doctors" gets a chubby for me because I have no idea what the hell it is supposed to mean.
straw » neu 1 years ago
Wait, does having a medical license grant one the ability of flight in Australia?
linning » neu 1 years ago
80 years ago in 1928, a crack medical unit was sent to medical prison for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Australian outback. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as Doctors of the Air. If you have a medical problem, if no one else can help, and if they can find you, maybe you can recieve, free of charge, the services of... The Royal Flying Doctor Service of Australia.
farqussus » neu 1 years ago
The big black one is terrified of walking on the ground.
norrin » neu 1 years ago
I felt the need to both chubby and type your praises. Well done.
dovey » neu 1 years ago
farqussus,

V-Chub. V-Chub so hard
chuvak » neu 1 years ago
I love it when a chubby comes together.
falseprophet » pro 1 years ago
...Like butt cheeks.
froggle » neu 1 years ago
The scary thing is... these guys are all over 100 years old.
lawbot » neu 1 years ago
If I had a million chubbies, they would all be for you.
selbencoirlo » neu 1 weeks ago
BECAUSE AUSTRALIAN DOCTORS LIKE TO GET HIGH
wae » neu 1 years ago
And somewhere between the analyst and the therapist . . .
wae » neu 1 years ago
Dammit. I guess I didn't look hard enough to see if someone had already said it.
peterjoel » neu 1 years ago
Fuck that shit. There are nearly 500 comments, and counting.

Something needs to be done.
johnnyc » neu 1 years ago
I guess in order to make up for what probably looks like super racism I should state that, during the production of my school play in the twelfth grade, I actually invented a proxy character named Danforth Q. Huxtable, Racist Southern Lawyer. I would essentially launch into lengthy monologues as if people I was talking to were a jury and I was defending people accused of awful crimes against anyone who wasn't a pure-bred Anglo-Saxon. You know, good ol' boys, who love their mommas.

Generally when I say something like this, it is in the persona of Danforth Q. Huxtable, Racist Southern Lawyer.
odei » neu 1 years ago
And I thought I couldn't love you more.
le_baron_noir » neu 1 years ago
The name of your racist lawyer is Huxtable? You must be a Michael Eric Dyson reader.
dovey » neu 1 years ago
I always figured Johnny C was a proxy character for whatever witless dullard you actually were in real life.
falseprophet » pro 1 years ago
In college, my friends and I thought "Hey I wonder what Sean Connery's really like? When you cut away all the glitz and glamour and you're left with just a man?" And we said, "You know what? He'd probably be anti-semitic."

And So We Did.
farqussus » neu 1 years ago
I dunno about anti-semitic, but he's of a mind that one should keep a woman in her place with slaps. Of the closed fist variety.
odei » neu 1 years ago
And he has to be hella yellin' about the abuse ):
norrin » neu 1 years ago
It's okay though because the women he slaps are totally overtaken by his swarthy oldguy charm and dig it anyway.

No wait it is never okay to hit a lady ever. Unless you're a lady yourself. Or she has a knife.

Dammit now I can think of like half a dozen reasons to hit a lady.