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I love it when things got broken down to their expressible formulas... Such dirty fun.

My god! I thought I was the only one!

Primus tells a joke, and Secundus, laughs, and I give a big fake belly-laugh, and exclaim "IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE XYZ"

Oh dude, hella shady comma splice there.

My, wife, is in a comma.

Well, the life support machine called, and...

So did the jerk store! Good Seinfeld reference dogg.

"I'M GOING WITH JERK STORE! JERK STORE IS THE LINE!"

Given the choice of punctuation to be a part of, I'd go the indie underappreciated route and be a semi-colon.

no way, apostrophe is the way to go

Interrobang?

Nah. Semi-colons are a serious geek fixation. We can't get enough of them. Hipsters wouldn't go anywhere near them.

I would't fuck a semicolon if you paid me to.

...yes i would.

You should start looking for ladies who have had intestinal resectioning surgery to help with Crohn's disease. That will get you what you desire.

Dude, you know what I desire.

A woman covered in sriracha?

Hot.

Conversations with her must really drag along.

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Primus tells a joke, and Secundus, laughs, and I give a big fake belly-laugh, and exclaim "IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE XYZ"

I don't recall that happening in Stardust at all, man.

Neil Gaiman gets a perma-chubby from me. Good work!

You should probably see a doctor about that. I hear Messrs. Croup and Vandemar have some connections...

That is exactly what I immediately thought of as well.

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE ASSETBAR IS SHIT

But it's all right to be racist against assetbar.

*gasp*

you can't say nigger

Watch this video and the word will never be the same. It is the ONLY word everyone uses:

Japan Nigger Family tokyo breakfast
...A Japaneses family acting black. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-19ioGniZ88

Actually not the only word, that must have been something else I saw, or maybe it was edited out of this skit. Anyway, it's great.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-19ioGniZ88

*gasp*

you can't say nigger

And here you just said it twice

Everybody stop saying nigger!

Being afraid of it isn't going to make it go away.

See it's funny because while you're telling everybody to stop saying "nigger," you are also making use of the word "nigger," thereby contradicting the ostensible purpose of your statement.

I feel that this "It's funny because" meme is played out. I'm sorry that I've participated in it. Can we all agree to make aikenubbles' use the last hurrah?

Please?

Stop saying nigger Vladimir Putin

It is so unbecoming of a man of your stature

you only get a chubby if you say it twice.

They cancel each other out, see.

Nigger please.

*~* This thread is Black Man-approved. *~*

It is a great relief to know this.

Awesome. I planned to feel hella guilty.

Skradley, I've noticed something about the comments on today's strip. A lot of otherwise good (or even average) posts are getting about with 2 Lames on them. Now, I haven't gone so far as to actually see if it's the same people (fuck that effort), but I certainly have my suspicions that there are dicks among us.

"There are Dicks Among Us"

Potential movie or book titles tend to pop out at me from all the wrong places.

and so do the dicks

DICKS, no...CLITS yes!

I get the feeling that a lot of these people are just getting some deep, dark shit off their chests, at this point. But I guess it's better to do it here than out on the street.

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...these people are...getting some deep, dark shit off their chests...

...it's better to do it here than out on the street.

Hilarious.

Is it?

Or disturbing, depending on what you're into.

I'm pretty sure if you ever make another post just to talk about how you got lamed, that post will inevitably receive more lames than the first.

This is the 4th Principle of Laming.

I keep misreading sociological as scatological, I think there's something wrong with me but in my defense rowboat's comment is pretty raunchy

Numbers or letters, man. Choose one.

naw, man. "an assetbar hero is something to be"

Jealous assetbar.

It's only rascist if you don't mean it.

Is that like racist plus fascist?

I would've thought such a political creature would always mean it.

I tried italics the first time.

sighhhh

I'll take "the rapists" for $400, Alex

I was this close to getting a licence plate that read "THERPST"

"...For example, I like to call my therapist 'the-rapist.' Because 'I' don't take it ser-iouslyyy."

Maria Bamford 4 Lyfe.

Personally I prefer a combo analyst and therapist. You know, an analrapist.

I quite literally laughed out loud.

I metaphorically laughed out loud.

I virtually danced a jig.

My Hobby:

Torturing those who say 'literally' to mean 'figuratively'.

You did not just literally explode from eating that burrito bitch!

you llol?

In Spanish speaking countries, you would pronounce this "yol" I yol quite frequently.

hey brother-in-law

AD reference = insta-chubby.

Blueloggy... You buy yourself a tape recorder, you just record yourself for a whole day. I think you%u2019re going to be surprised at some of your phrasing.

GOD DAMN YOU ASSETBAR! How hard is it to process an apostrophe?

Assetbar punishes those who are too lazy to type. Really, is it necessary to cut and paste as few as two sentences?

Psycho, the rapist

I love that strange, tiny little woman.

I love the Bammer!

I'm sorry this comment was so lame! I will try harder!

haha! I've totally seen a white panel-van with 'Child Therapist' painted across the side.

Why would a child therapist need a van? If someone's going around practising child therapy in the back of a van, maybe you should be worried.

He meant a "child the rapist", kind of like you Brits would say "advanced the calculus".

You have earned one (1) Virtual chubby!

You can trade in virtual chubbies at the Achewood shop for No-Prizes! Use them to defeat Ganondorf!

more zelda! more zelda!

*~* This thread is Nintendo Nerd-approved. *~*

Or perhaps "very ginger beer."

Well, Australia is a big place. Perhaps it's like the flying doctors, but less urgent.

And with more gelato.

Is that a The Late Show reference?

"Flying doctors" gets a chubby for me because I have no idea what the hell it is supposed to mean.

Wait, does having a medical license grant one the ability of flight in Australia?

80 years ago in 1928, a crack medical unit was sent to medical prison for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Australian outback. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as Doctors of the Air. If you have a medical problem, if no one else can help, and if they can find you, maybe you can recieve, free of charge, the services of... The Royal Flying Doctor Service of Australia.

The big black one is terrified of walking on the ground.

I felt the need to both chubby and type your praises. Well done.

farqussus,

V-Chub. V-Chub so hard

I love it when a chubby comes together.

...Like butt cheeks.

The scary thing is... these guys are all over 100 years old.

If I had a million chubbies, they would all be for you.

BECAUSE AUSTRALIAN DOCTORS LIKE TO GET HIGH

And somewhere between the analyst and the therapist . . .

Dammit. I guess I didn't look hard enough to see if someone had already said it.

Fuck that shit. There are nearly 500 comments, and counting.

Something needs to be done.

I guess in order to make up for what probably looks like super racism I should state that, during the production of my school play in the twelfth grade, I actually invented a proxy character named Danforth Q. Huxtable, Racist Southern Lawyer. I would essentially launch into lengthy monologues as if people I was talking to were a jury and I was defending people accused of awful crimes against anyone who wasn't a pure-bred Anglo-Saxon. You know, good ol' boys, who love their mommas.

Generally when I say something like this, it is in the persona of Danforth Q. Huxtable, Racist Southern Lawyer.

And I thought I couldn't love you more.

The name of your racist lawyer is Huxtable? You must be a Michael Eric Dyson reader.

I always figured Johnny C was a proxy character for whatever witless dullard you actually were in real life.

In college, my friends and I thought "Hey I wonder what Sean Connery's really like? When you cut away all the glitz and glamour and you're left with just a man?" And we said, "You know what? He'd probably be anti-semitic."

And So We Did.

I dunno about anti-semitic, but he's of a mind that one should keep a woman in her place with slaps. Of the closed fist variety.

And he has to be hella yellin' about the abuse ):

It's okay though because the women he slaps are totally overtaken by his swarthy oldguy charm and dig it anyway.

No wait it is never okay to hit a lady ever. Unless you're a lady yourself. Or she has a knife.

Dammit now I can think of like half a dozen reasons to hit a lady.

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