I love it when things got broken down to their expressible formulas... Such dirty fun.
bjorntd » neu9 months ago
My god! I thought I was the only one!
Primus tells a joke, and Secundus, laughs, and I give a big fake belly-laugh, and exclaim "IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE XYZ"
bjorntd » neu9 months ago
Oh dude, hella shady comma splice there.
dangelder » neu9 months ago
My, wife, is in a comma.
achilleselbow » neu9 months ago
Well, the life support machine called, and...
solobuttons » pro9 months ago
So did the jerk store! Good Seinfeld reference dogg.
drskradley » neu9 months ago
Given the choice of punctuation to be a part of, I'd go the indie underappreciated route and be a semi-colon.
tragicone » neu9 months ago
no way, apostrophe is the way to go
biiaru » pro7 months ago
Interrobang?
belgand » neu2 months ago
Nah. Semi-colons are a serious geek fixation. We can't get enough of them. Hipsters wouldn't go anywhere near them.
zapatos » neu1 weeks ago
I would't fuck a semicolon if you paid me to.
...yes i would.
snidedk » neu9 months ago
Conversations with her must really drag along.
drskradley » neu9 months ago
Quote:
Primus tells a joke, and Secundus, laughs, and I give a big fake belly-laugh, and exclaim "IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE XYZ"
I don't recall that happening in Stardust at all, man.
miku224 » neu9 months ago
Neil Gaiman gets a perma-chubby from me. Good work!
charchar » pro9 months ago
You should probably see a doctor about that. I hear Messrs. Croup and Vandemar have some connections...
heccibiggs » pro9 months ago
That is exactly what I immediately thought of as well.
johnnyc » neu9 months ago
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE ASSETBAR IS SHIT
straw » neu9 months ago
But it's all right to be racist against assetbar.
gormster » neu9 months ago
*gasp*
you can't say nigger
pogo » neu9 months ago
Watch this video and the word will never be the same. It is the ONLY word everyone uses:
Japan Nigger Family tokyo breakfast
...A Japaneses family acting black. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-19ioGniZ88
pogo » neu9 months ago
Actually not the only word, that must have been something else I saw, or maybe it was edited out of this skit. Anyway, it's great.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-19ioGniZ88
gormster » neu9 months ago
*gasp*
you can't say nigger
elzilcho » neu9 months ago
And here you just said it twice
laserblade » neu9 months ago
Everybody stop saying nigger!
le_baron_noir » neu9 months ago
Being afraid of it isn't going to make it go away.
aikennubbles » pro9 months ago
See it's funny because while you're telling everybody to stop saying "nigger," you are also making use of the word "nigger," thereby contradicting the ostensible purpose of your statement.
lawbot » neu9 months ago
I feel that this "It's funny because" meme is played out. I'm sorry that I've participated in it. Can we all agree to make aikenubbles' use the last hurrah?
Please?
farqussus » neu9 months ago
you only get a chubby if you say it twice.
usversusthem » neu9 months ago
They cancel each other out, see.
falseprophet » neu9 months ago
Nigger please.
falseprophet » pro9 months ago
*~* This thread is Black Man-approved. *~*
johnnyc » neu9 months ago
It is a great relief to know this.
laserblade » pro9 months ago
Awesome. I planned to feel hella guilty.
dovey » neu9 months ago
Skradley, I've noticed something about the comments on today's strip. A lot of otherwise good (or even average) posts are getting about with 2 Lames on them. Now, I haven't gone so far as to actually see if it's the same people (fuck that effort), but I certainly have my suspicions that there are dicks among us.
nickgranger » neu9 months ago
"There are Dicks Among Us"
Potential movie or book titles tend to pop out at me from all the wrong places.
aarongstock » neu7 months ago
and so do the dicks
fineoakstructure » neu9 months ago
DICKS, no...CLITS yes!
rowboat » pro9 months ago
I get the feeling that a lot of these people are just getting some deep, dark shit off their chests, at this point. But I guess it's better to do it here than out on the street.
drskradley » neu9 months ago
Quote:
...these people are...getting some deep, dark shit off their chests...
...it's better to do it here than out on the street.
Hilarious.
rowboat » pro9 months ago
Is it?
drskradley » neu9 months ago
Or disturbing, depending on what you're into.
atticusonline » neu5 months ago
I'm pretty sure if you ever make another post just to talk about how you got lamed, that post will inevitably receive more lames than the first.
This is the 4th Principle of Laming.
stereo » neu5 months ago
I keep misreading sociological as scatological, I think there's something wrong with me but in my defense rowboat's comment is pretty raunchy
mugi » pro1 months ago
Numbers or letters, man. Choose one.
meddle » neu9 months ago
naw, man. "an assetbar hero is something to be"
chuvak » neu9 months ago
Jealous assetbar.
daidai » neu9 months ago
It's only rascist if you don't mean it.
loneal » neu9 months ago
Is that like racist plus fascist?
drskradley » neu9 months ago
I would've thought such a political creature would always mean it.
johnnyc » neu9 months ago
I tried italics the first time.
sighhhh
thorfinn » neu9 months ago
I'll take "the rapists" for $400, Alex
norrin » neu9 months ago
I was this close to getting a licence plate that read "THERPST"
mortshire » neu9 months ago
"...For example, I like to call my therapist 'the-rapist.' Because 'I' don't take it ser-iouslyyy."
Maria Bamford 4 Lyfe.
blueloggy » neu9 months ago
Personally I prefer a combo analyst and therapist. You know, an analrapist.
lawbot » neu9 months ago
I quite literally laughed out loud.
daidai » neu9 months ago
I metaphorically laughed out loud.
lawbot » neu9 months ago
I virtually danced a jig.
philosophe » neu9 months ago
My Hobby:
Torturing those who say 'literally' to mean 'figuratively'.
You did not just literally explode from eating that burrito bitch!
soupkaty » neu9 months ago
you llol?
bjorntd » neu8 months ago
In Spanish speaking countries, you would pronounce this "yol" I yol quite frequently.
dovey » neu9 months ago
nbgreene » neu9 months ago
hey brother-in-law
sn0wman » neu9 months ago
AD reference = insta-chubby.
ibetso » neu9 months ago
Blueloggy... You buy yourself a tape recorder, you just record yourself for a whole day. I think you%u2019re going to be surprised at some of your phrasing.
ibetso » neu9 months ago
GOD DAMN YOU ASSETBAR! How hard is it to process an apostrophe?
rowboat » pro9 months ago
Assetbar punishes those who are too lazy to type. Really, is it necessary to cut and paste as few as two sentences?
ethelthefrog » neu9 months ago
Psycho, the rapist
nokococo » neu9 months ago
I love that strange, tiny little woman.
ethelthefrog » neu9 months ago
I love the Bammer!
odei » neu9 months ago
I'm sorry this comment was so lame! I will try harder!
fallow_fields » neu9 months ago
haha! I've totally seen a white panel-van with 'Child Therapist' painted across the side.
heccibiggs » neu9 months ago
Why would a child therapist need a van? If someone's going around practising child therapy in the back of a van, maybe you should be worried.
achilleselbow » neu9 months ago
He meant a "child the rapist", kind of like you Brits would say "advanced the calculus".
tekende » pro9 months ago
You have earned one (1) Virtual chubby!
falseprophet » pro9 months ago
You can trade in virtual chubbies at the Achewood shop for No-Prizes! Use them to defeat Ganondorf!
opprobrium » neu9 months ago
more zelda! more zelda!
baryonyx » neu9 months ago
*~* This thread is Nintendo Nerd-approved. *~*
grayfox » neu9 months ago
Or perhaps "very ginger beer."
lawbot » neu9 months ago
Well, Australia is a big place. Perhaps it's like the flying doctors, but less urgent.
lawbot » neu9 months ago
And with more gelato.
farqussus » neu9 months ago
Is that a The Late Show reference?
johnnyrocker » neu9 months ago
"Flying doctors" gets a chubby for me because I have no idea what the hell it is supposed to mean.
straw » neu9 months ago
Wait, does having a medical license grant one the ability of flight in Australia?
linning » neu9 months ago
80 years ago in 1928, a crack medical unit was sent to medical prison for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Australian outback. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as Doctors of the Air. If you have a medical problem, if no one else can help, and if they can find you, maybe you can recieve, free of charge, the services of... The Royal Flying Doctor Service of Australia.
farqussus » neu9 months ago
The big black one is terrified of walking on the ground.
norrin » neu9 months ago
I felt the need to both chubby and type your praises. Well done.
dovey » neu9 months ago
farqussus,
V-Chub. V-Chub so hard
chuvak » neu9 months ago
I love it when a chubby comes together.
falseprophet » pro9 months ago
...Like butt cheeks.
froggle » neu9 months ago
The scary thing is... these guys are all over 100 years old.
lawbot » neu9 months ago
If I had a million chubbies, they would all be for you.
wae » neu9 months ago
And somewhere between the analyst and the therapist . . .
wae » neu9 months ago
Dammit. I guess I didn't look hard enough to see if someone had already said it.
peterjoel » neu9 months ago
Fuck that shit. There are nearly 500 comments, and counting.
Something needs to be done.
johnnyc » neu9 months ago
I guess in order to make up for what probably looks like super racism I should state that, during the production of my school play in the twelfth grade, I actually invented a proxy character named Danforth Q. Huxtable, Racist Southern Lawyer. I would essentially launch into lengthy monologues as if people I was talking to were a jury and I was defending people accused of awful crimes against anyone who wasn't a pure-bred Anglo-Saxon. You know, good ol' boys, who love their mommas.
Generally when I say something like this, it is in the persona of Danforth Q. Huxtable, Racist Southern Lawyer.
odei » neu9 months ago
And I thought I couldn't love you more.
le_baron_noir » neu9 months ago
The name of your racist lawyer is Huxtable? You must be a Michael Eric Dyson reader.
dovey » neu9 months ago
I always figured Johnny C was a proxy character for whatever witless dullard you actually were in real life.
falseprophet » pro9 months ago
In college, my friends and I thought "Hey I wonder what Sean Connery's really like? When you cut away all the glitz and glamour and you're left with just a man?" And we said, "You know what? He'd probably be anti-semitic."
And So We Did.
farqussus » neu9 months ago
I dunno about anti-semitic, but he's of a mind that one should keep a woman in her place with slaps. Of the closed fist variety.
odei » neu9 months ago
And he has to be hella yellin' about the abuse ):
norrin » neu9 months ago
It's okay though because the women he slaps are totally overtaken by his swarthy oldguy charm and dig it anyway.
No wait it is never okay to hit a lady ever. Unless you're a lady yourself. Or she has a knife.
Dammit now I can think of like half a dozen reasons to hit a lady.
xuul » neu9 months ago
She tried to murder you and your entire crew by faking a marriage, overriding your spaceships controls, and piloting it through an electric ion gate thing?
opprobrium » neu9 months ago
virtual chubby for mentioning sean 'slap a bitch' connery. i laugh thinking about the fact that he says "babyshitter", and "shituation" and is none the wiser.
fermatprime » neu5 days ago
And three black people with underdeveloped senses of humor lamed you.
Or just people who are way too P.C. for their own good.
hedonismbot » neu9 months ago
It's funny both because it's a retelling of the joke, and also because it humiliates the listener. When you get older I'll explain it to you.
pogo » neu9 months ago
In case your lame filter is set too low, this comment was:
"Yeah, I love ruining the humor by reminding why it's funny in retarded detail. I'm serious."
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...yes i would.
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I don't recall that happening in Stardust at all, man.
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you can't say nigger
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Japan Nigger Family tokyo breakfast
...A Japaneses family acting black. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-19ioGniZ88
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-19ioGniZ88
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you can't say nigger
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Please?
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Potential movie or book titles tend to pop out at me from all the wrong places.
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...it's better to do it here than out on the street.
Hilarious.
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This is the 4th Principle of Laming.
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(marked lame by The_Prophet, Thorfinn, mortshire, halfdirt, werthog42)
sighhhh
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Maria Bamford 4 Lyfe.
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Torturing those who say 'literally' to mean 'figuratively'.
You did not just literally explode from eating that burrito bitch!
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V-Chub. V-Chub so hard
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Something needs to be done.
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Generally when I say something like this, it is in the persona of Danforth Q. Huxtable, Racist Southern Lawyer.
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And So We Did.
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No wait it is never okay to hit a lady ever. Unless you're a lady yourself. Or she has a knife.
Dammit now I can think of like half a dozen reasons to hit a lady.
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Or just people who are way too P.C. for their own good.
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"Yeah, I love ruining the humor by reminding why it's funny in retarded detail. I'm serious."
Can't figure out why it was multi-lamed.
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