"Ray gets sort of stoned"

"Ray gets sort of stoned" 01/27/2005 « prev 1st rand curr next »

Today a stranger was a cock to me and did not wage peace

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If your father emails Onstad and asks him too choose a signed, framed strip for you for Christmas, this is the one you'll get.

you didn't mention "wood"

You're both going to hell. Shut up.

Race ya' there!

You're both assholes. I like you, though. You've got a head on your shoulders. A head that, endowed with a crew cut, would make the base for an excellent table.

Also not typing out "one".

Twice.

that's a good point, sir

(Madam)

that's a good point, madam

Meta-chubby for the qwantz avatar

Thank you Ben. I'm so glad the choice was made for me...I would've had a VERY difficult time choosing. I'm new to Achewood, and there are so many golden strips, it hurts my brain to think about it.

"GOD is that obvious!"

I got it for my boyfriend one year for Christmas, among other things. I am really good for dating for this reason

What this guy is saying is true. I implore you to take it as fact.

While it's true no one should be a cock to a stranger, ever, once you get to know a guy you can totally fuck his shit all up.

Familiarity breeds contempt, dog.

Onstad.

Um, hi. For Christmas I would like a pony, an ice cream making machine, a doll with real light-up eyes that flash, a dirigible...

Oh, wait, I got you confused with Santa Claus because you just give us so damn much. I am gonna order the cookbook as soon as I get funds and then I am gonna learn to cook such as recipes, thus making myself more independent and a better romantic prospect and so on. You have probably just chosen my future soulmate and you do not even know it.

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my arse will you

i think a better tattoo would be panel 7, on your upper arm, with pans going all in a ring around your arm

i mean to say, panel 1 seems a bit busy for a tattoo

soo good

If there was a graph of Achewood, this would be a peak. The boardroom would applaud when the discussion leader revealed it.

"Mom, do you know what its like to see someone die? Also, do you have any Risotto you can fedex me?"

haha, for a second I thought that said 'fax' not 'fedex'.

i can imagine asking someone to fax me risotto whilst high.

Ray does not have a fax machine. Nor does he have an Apple IIc, polio, or a falcon.

I know this strip is so okay

Oh dude. I meant to give you a chubby for this but accidentally clicked the lame button instead. Sorry about that, dude.

It would be great if there were a way to fix mistakes like that.

Update: seven months later, we still can't fix shit like that.

Wonderin' what else his Mom knows.

to be honest it more resembles shrooming from what i have heard

Being very high on marijuana cigarettes can often resemble a light shrooming, especially if you've done the latter often. I've heard.

interesting if true! too bad i've quit the business.

All depends on how your head works. The more imagination and information, the better.

this is the best strip of all time.

SO, so familliar...

not only do i enjoy this strip but i can also relate to it. that's two things it does

i still laugh out loud when i even think about this strip.

my input seems excessively unneccessary.

but, damn. i think someone else even already mentioned it, this strip is the best representation of that moment, ten minutes after lightin' up a BIG one, that i have ever seen. i have had thoughts exactly paralleling ray's, albeit suited to my own hallucinatory context.

proprs, onstad- you have demonstrated your familiarity with the subject at hand. i hope that your own mom knows what kind of 'research' you do for your art.

(yeah, that's supposed to be spelled 'props.' but i kind of like the typo- say it out loud.)

I enjoyed saying it out loud

"props" comes from "propers" ie, "proper respect".

This is one of my favorites.

How many days have I spent just like this?

no one should be a cock to a stranger ever.

everything jesus could never get across clearly in his time.

until right this very moment i always thought it said "no one should be a stranger to a cock ever."

hm...

That's what she said.

"Thou shalt neither vex a stranger, nor ~~oppress~~ be a cock to him: for ye were strangers in the land of Egypt."

Exodus 22:21

Holy crap that is the actual text of Exodus 22:21. Colour me impressed, even if I am an atheist.

Yes. Right down to the strikethrough.

Genius. I LOVE this strip.

Yeah this really is fantastic. I agree with the 'peak' comment. This strip could easily replace drug education.

Why does this comment have lames directly proportionate to the chubbies of the one below it? Seems they are just making the same point.

i'm from... HISTORY!

i totally love this one.

One of my all time favorites.

"Wait! I am from...history!"

Yes. It is good.

This is one of my favorites

i have this in bookmarks as my favourite right between ebooks and my favorite element wiki page. Gallium all the way

fluorine.

Tungsten.

Hydrogen.
Simplicity equals perfection.

Carbon dioxide. Um, wait a minute... DOH!

technetium for great justice.

BROMINE.

Carbon. Building blocks of life and all.

Seconded, though I think I like the big four equally. C N O H

TUNGSTEN REPRESENTIN' Y0!

I'm from ... CHEMISTRY!

This comment made me laugh so much. Having the Wiki page of your favourite element bookmarked? There are so many brilliant concepts here.

I'm all about Praseodymium

the most perfect depiction of being stoned ever.

"...now I know that being in trouble is a fake idea".
"Wait! I am from.....history!"
Two astute-ass observations by way of a stoned cartoon cat, dig it.

this, i feel, is the perfect dorm poster

must-a-been some real great tea.

Wait! I am from....history!

I think this one might be my all-time favourite, even when I'm not stoned.

this strip has spawned so many inside jokes among those of us in the know...

"Forty-five degrees."

He's right!

No, he's forty-five degrees. Right would be ninety degrees.

Oh MAN I cannot believe that I just made that stupid math joke please pay no attention to this horrible man

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

Elephino, but it's perpendicular to both.

Dude, dont make me laugh out loud in the library

Fuck Algebra.

Geometry too.

Excellent comment and avatar synthesis.

Everytime I read this strip drug use follows shortly after....

I think its difficult to say whether this is the best strip or not - but its got to be in the top 10.

This strip contains more life lessons than an episode of Mister Rogers. It should be posted in every classroom.

I quote this strip frequently, and sadly few people know what the hell I'm talking about. I really love the "That's Todd. I know him." part.

I've been reading religiously since the first 10 strips, and this is by far the best one.

I KNOW TODD.

Agreed.
"I know Todd", being in its own panel, is what makes me change my rating on this strip from a 5 to an unattainable 94.6.

When I purchase a signed, framed strip, this is gonna be it. I printed this one out and taped it to my refrigerator because it makes me laugh so hard. "Forty-five degrees."

Ace

Today a stranger was a cock to me and did not wage peace.

Yes, I just typed the alt text to this strip from memory. That is how much this strip means to me.

Also, my name is Todd.

everyone forgets about being from history.

I know what it is like to see someone die. It is like finding yourself balanced on the very edge of a deep canyon.

What's sad is that I don't need to be stoned to think these things.

Hey, lateadopter - if you need a weed hookup, I got a guy. Just let me know.

Sent from prison.

WORD.

Chubbied for " I hope Ray wore a jimmy hat during that phone call" alone.

This is my favourite comment on Assetbar ever. I would give it a five if I could.

Achewood resonates so well with me I sometimes feel like I'm being played like a fiddle.

I;ve bought one signed, framed strip from this story arch- the Ebaying of the Lawm mower. This is my next purchase though.

I totally second the dude that brought up the idea of the drom room poster- there would be absolutely nothing more awesome right now than that.

CLASSIC

this is some of the greatest stuff onstad has done