Ray gets sort of stoned

Ray gets sort of stoned 01/27/2005 « prev 1st rand curr next »

Today a stranger was a cock to me and did not wage peace

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If your father emails Onstad and asks him too choose a signed, framed strip for you for Christmas, this is the one you'll get.

you didn't mention "wood"

You're both going to hell. Shut up.

Race ya' there!

You're both assholes. I like you, though. You've got a head on your shoulders. A head that, endowed with a crew cut, would make the base for an excellent table.

Guys, what the fuck. Probably the main moral here is not to be cock to a stranger . . . and look what you all are doing. Wage some fucking peace.

You're right....you're right. I was a troubled boy all those months ago. I wasn't drinking enough.

I believe that to be the opposite of my problem.

P.S. I do not think you are an asshole and I should not have said so.

Oh, I was. It's OK to say so. Still am, too, if you'd like to continue saying so.

I have no interest in unwarranted douchebaggery this time around. Farqussus seems determined to declare his hatred of me from the assetbar rooftops, but I shall not stoop

Is It irony that, by complaining so irrationally about me that he's doing exactly what he said about me?

You could at least capitalize "I" and "I've" when commenting on someone else's mistakes...

Also not typing out "one".

Twice.

that's a good point, sir

(Madam)

that's a good point, madam

Meta-chubby for the qwantz avatar

Mention something about the carrot.

Thank you Ben. I'm so glad the choice was made for me...I would've had a VERY difficult time choosing. I'm new to Achewood, and there are so many golden strips, it hurts my brain to think about it.

"GOD is that obvious!"

But is He? Is He really?

I got it for my boyfriend one year for Christmas, among other things. I am really good for dating for this reason

And this reason only?

What this guy is saying is true. I implore you to take it as fact.

While it's true no one should be a cock to a stranger, ever, once you get to know a guy you can totally fuck his shit all up.

Familiarity breeds contempt, dog.

You know what's really weird about this is that at the time I had no idea I was replying to Onstad's comment. It was only in checking out the 8 or so comments the gent has left that I scrolled down to see my goddamn jackassery clinging below.

Like a dingleberry dangling from the nutsack of progress.

[/meganasty]

Ah, dude. What the hell?

goddamn jackassery is a phrase i hope to start using. thank you for gifting it to me.

He that has satisfied his
thirst turns his back on the well, and the orange once squeezed fall from the
golden platter into the waste basket.

Onstad.

Um, hi. For Christmas I would like a pony, an ice cream making machine, a doll with real light-up eyes that flash, a dirigible...

Oh, wait, I got you confused with Santa Claus because you just give us so damn much. I am gonna order the cookbook as soon as I get funds and then I am gonna learn to cook such as recipes, thus making myself more independent and a better romantic prospect and so on. You have probably just chosen my future soulmate and you do not even know it.

[/wig]

The Scotch Eggs are mega great.

Onstad
Strips viewed: 637

You would think he would have seen more of them.

one year later...and no picture :-(

six months after that...and still no picture :-(

my arse will you

i think a better tattoo would be panel 7, on your upper arm, with pans going all in a ring around your arm

i mean to say, panel 1 seems a bit busy for a tattoo

soo good

If there was a graph of Achewood, this would be a peak. The boardroom would applaud when the discussion leader revealed it.

"Mom, do you know what its like to see someone die? Also, do you have any Risotto you can fedex me?"

haha, for a second I thought that said 'fax' not 'fedex'.

i can imagine asking someone to fax me risotto whilst high.

Ray does not have a fax machine. Nor does he have an Apple IIc, polio, or a falcon.

I know this strip is so okay

Oh dude. I meant to give you a chubby for this but accidentally clicked the lame button instead. Sorry about that, dude.

It would be great if there were a way to fix mistakes like that.

Update: seven months later, we still can't fix shit like that.

Update: Eleven months after this, we still can't fix it. I make one of these mistakes daily.

Update: one hour after this, we still can't fix it.

Update: 3 days after both instances we can't fix it.

One month after these and I have finally found a way to fix it! Try to stay with me. This is some advanced shit. First, you put your eyes on the "screen" and focus them (using both eyes) on the words "chubby" and "lame." They're close enough together that you can basically look at both at the same time. Then you put your hand on the "mouse" to make the little arrow move. If you liked the comment (if it made you happy or caused you to not be pissed off), make the little arrow point to the word "chubby." If you disliked the comment (if it made you unhappy or angry), simply place the arrow on the word "lame." When you have decided how you feel and have placed the arrow accordingly, click the left button on your "mouse."

Let's see assetbarista do that shit. Nope. It's all you, buddy.

That was way too much effort to put into an unfunny and bitchy joke. I realized this a few sentences in, but by then it was too late. I am sorry.

Chubby for "follow-tought"

[There is no chubby)

Don't worry, I gave you one. Good on you for manning up and apologizing like that. On the Internet, even.

A man like me must learn to apologize young.

Wonderin' what else his Mom knows.

I wish you posted more. I'd like to see more of your avatar.

Just drink more

to be honest it more resembles shrooming from what i have heard

Being very high on marijuana cigarettes can often resemble a light shrooming, especially if you've done the latter often. I've heard.

interesting if true! too bad i've quit the business.

All depends on how your head works. The more imagination and information, the better.

Useful information leading to thoughts like "woah, my mouth contains thirty-two concealed weapons and I think I lost my permit."

this is the best strip of all time.

SO, so familliar...

not only do i enjoy this strip but i can also relate to it. that's two things it does

This strip is a man...and a provider!

i still laugh out loud when i even think about this strip.

my input seems excessively unneccessary.

but, damn. i think someone else even already mentioned it, this strip is the best representation of that moment, ten minutes after lightin' up a BIG one, that i have ever seen. i have had thoughts exactly paralleling ray's, albeit suited to my own hallucinatory context.

proprs, onstad- you have demonstrated your familiarity with the subject at hand. i hope that your own mom knows what kind of 'research' you do for your art.

(yeah, that's supposed to be spelled 'props.' but i kind of like the typo- say it out loud.)