Yeah, don't dismiss Ray's advice. I've found that most girls respond to you better if you're less "thank you" and more "you're welcome." Confidence is hella sexy.

Very true. I can't imagine anything worse than someone thanking me for a kiss, ugh. Stop that. go back home to your mother.

Well, at least the screaming shows full-speed-ahead insanity, and then maybe the dude'll turn out to do some interesting shit. I don't think guys understand just how unappealing and pitiful it is to be thanked for basic gestures of affection.

Done and done.

Beef is an awesome character but I think he would be strident to be around in real life.

That sounds like something Beef would probably say. :(

Poor Beef and Beef-like gentlemen.

as a fairly beef-like gentleman, i can attest to how strident it can get.

Mine says this now.

Yes! Yes! Nerd Dating support group! I can see it starting! The slogan: Leave the Roast Beef Behind to unleash the King of the Makeouts inside you!

Hahah Awesome! Yeah, your jaw can get kinda sore until you get kinda used to it. Happy Belated Birthday. Were you lucid enough to remember Ray's advice and go 'You're welcome'?

Oh No way that's dope this footage MUST make it to youtube.

Fucking ayyyyy.

seriously post or shens

What? What are you guys frenchin'? An alligator with braces?

People who french people ain't supposed to get pain in their jaws.

You're not doing it right it seems

Your avatar makes me think if I don't make a copy of it and give it to someone else, some girl with backwards hair is gonna crawl out of a well and then I'll be dead and the ground will be all wet.

Sometimes I get a sore jaw after I've been frenching a vagina for too long.

If you're drunk and frenching everyone at a party? Yes it hurts your jaw after a while.

Oh woops man I didn't even see this comment before.
Rock on.

You know it just turn into a giant nerd love-fest and everybody would be yelling about their rad chilies being on fire.

My first kiss: he eventually honked my boob. Like a rubber duck. GUYS THIS IS NEVER OKAY, OKAY?

Ouch. That is a memory-killer.

I remember mine, too. I simultaneously made out with a guy and flipped off my friend who was standing behind him.

Good times.

I'm for a support group, if it includes non nerd losers, too. And yeah, gotta keep your chin up.

Dude, overmedicated, don't worry. I didn't have my first french until I was like 17. The girl who finally took my frenchinity, it turned out, had a boyfriend who was a black belt in judo. Two years later and I have frenched 5 different girls and gotten rutty with two.

Sometimes stuff isn't exciting but then BAM all this excitement at once. The important thing is to relax.

It's essential that you suspend all thought of what you're actually doing for a make-out session to work. Same goes for sex.

class

I have dated people who subscribed to this advice. There was no "Thank You" involved.

No date, but yes.

Ray understands. There is truly no finer warm up for "The Miracle"

Ray's "Ha Ha!" bothers me, like he doesn't have it together enough to just deliver the line.

I spend basically an hour each day trying to figure out the circumstances involved that would have me giving someone make-out advice in such away as to have them ask if they should say thank you, just so I can deliver Ray's line.

I imagine it as a triumphant and slightly aggressive "Ha Ha!"

Actually, the way Ray describes frenching is pretty unappealing to me. When dudes just try to go all nuts with their tongues it presses all my buttons, just.. the wrong ones. It should be more of a massage, I think, not like a rapid twisting and flapping. >_<

Beef is so adorable.

Ze tongue, it should not thrash about in ze mouth, it should gently tease and twine.

It's like tongue wrestling when it's mutual. You have to overcome the horror or touching someone else's tongue with yours.