"A phone is like a woman that hates you. It's all she does."

I say this often.

Tomorrow is throwing a hissy fit at today.

"I say this often."

You say this often.

I have to say, that of the continuing story-lines, this is my least favorite. It does have a couple great moments, though.

Nice work saying that in such a way that you didn't get lamed. Normally you can guarantee being balls deep in lames nearly four seconds after saying an Achewood storyline isn't your favourite one.

That's because most people are a dick about it.

The two parts of your question have no relation to each other.

I imagine faint carnival music playing in the background of this whole arc

The glowing man asks the cats with glasses for tech support.

All of the sound and fury of misogyny that Nice Pete can come up with will never evoke the hurt, rage, and self-pity of Lonis' two sentences about women. "It's all she does."

It's projection, of course. The man lives his life out of focus. But it's the kind of poetic projection that slaps Nietzsche's ass and teaches him Frenchman.