Over here (Northern England) a 'choad' refers to a penis that is wider than it is long.
malesherbez » neu2 years ago
that's true in America too....choad definitely not the same as taint
deimosrising » neu2 years ago
Not strictly true. It's regional. I've lived places where it was as you say, causing great consternation when I, an individual of other extraction, procalaimed prius's definition.
hellofyellin » pro2 years ago
We are discussing the etymology of the word "choad".
magnumt » neu2 years ago
Achewood is truly a celebration of the English Language.
soticoto » con2 years ago
Or alternatively a bunch of people using a bunch of words I've honestly never heard used.
canusdivinus » neu1 years ago
Rock on, Achewood reader-base.
laserblade » neu1 years ago
Rock over TCP/IP, rock on XML
smilebuddha » neu1 years ago
Microsoft: Where do you want to go today?
gormster » neu1 years ago
Microsoft (cont'd): Hell? Was it hell? Go to hell.
saint » neu10 months ago
Where does that put Linux users?
...some kind of purgatory?
shutup_shutup » neu1 years ago
Strictly speaking, no etymology has been mentioned.
jimbob » neu9 months ago
Wiktionary has it all derived from the Hindi chodna, "to fuck".
But wiktionary totally considers it a neologism.
tragicone » neu2 years ago
Here, we call smegma, choad. or CHeese On A Dick
overmedicated » neu1 years ago
That's quite obviously 'knobcheese', or the time honoured Red Dwarfian 'smeg'.
overmedicated » neu1 years ago
Or of course 'cocksnot'. Damn I could do this all day.
genequagmire » neu11 months ago
I've also seen it used a synonym for "semen".
joeyramoney » neu2 years ago
i believe priuschaser was confusing "chode" with "gooch".
jhunter » neu1 years ago
is a gooch a hairy arsehole? I always thought a gooch was a hairy crack.
obvious » neu2 years ago
I dunno, I'm in the central US and, as I remember from back in school, they taught me that choad means taint. I've always known a stumpy ol' dick as a "dodus."
rowboat » pro2 years ago
I, too, am from the Central U.S. and I've never heard of a "dodus." I'm not doubting you. Just jealous that I never got to use it at a point in my life when it obviously would have been absolutely exhilarating. Anyway, the good folks at Urban Dictionary have information that will make all of us feel correct, even if that site is complete bullshit.
lamewad » neu1 years ago
In my part of Canada, we say "Chud"
(Southern Ontario, aww yeah)
centipede_damascus » pro2 years ago
That is the saying over here in the Pacific Northwest as well.
sredni » neu2 years ago
In Australia too (Sydney at least)
awko » neu1 years ago
Absolutely nothing personal but it's my duty as a person form Melbourne to lame the two comments above.
For the greater good
gormster » neu1 years ago
Well it's my duty as a Sydneysider to inform you that your music scene is incredibly pretentious.
awko » neu1 years ago
That's because we're better than you.
cracklewater » neu11 months ago
The "Melbourne Shuffle" fucking ROCKS!
Shame you need to cover the dance-floor with talcum powder to perform it...
BTW - the Sydney/Melbourne rivalry is a lot like the Australia/New Zealand rivalry.
Melbournites often HATE Sydney.
Sydneysiders often forget Melbourne is there.
icecube » neu6 months ago
It is lame to say that shuffling rocks. It is lame to say that. And yet...
peterjoel » neu2 years ago
If penises exist that are wider than they are long, why is there no porn of it?
mikekitchell » neu2 years ago
there is.
dropkickpikachu » neu2 years ago
In Japan.
I'm not joking, you ever watch Japanese porn?
canusdivinus » neu1 years ago
It isn't that it's that wide, it's that it's that short.
God that sentence looks awkward and yet it is grammatically correct.
crawfomp » neu2 years ago
C'mon now, a Choad is the part that lives 'tween the cheeks and the boys. A place that 'tis neither a-hole 'nor balls. And I'll have you know Beef has more talent in his Chode than you have in your entire body!
jun » pro1 years ago
True--but it seems various regional dialects have different word for that part. In St. Louis, for example, it is referred to as the "grundle."
cracklewater » neu11 months ago
I have a pair of Nike Air Choad.
it says so on the box.
http://david.reuteler.org/personal.html
mattbeetee » neu3 weeks ago
Where are you in northern england because I want to say hi. Like... right away.
differentdog » neu2 years ago
except for when they are
zem » neu2 years ago
when is a chode not a chode
solobuttons » pro1 years ago
why is a chode?
overmedicated » neu1 years ago
How much chode can a chodechode chode if a chode chode could chode chode.
shutup_shutup » neu1 years ago
When it's ajar?
No, wait...
puguglypress » neu8 months ago
No, that's correct. It would then no longer be a chode.
cheeks_jd » pro2 years ago
This comic made me actually laugh out loud when I first read it. hell decrepit styles.
science » pro2 years ago
I was peeking Achewood just before our board meeting started when I hit this strip. What do you say to a crotchity old VC dude when he asks what you're laughing at? You have to show him the wang. Sadly he didn't get it. Went on to be a rough meeting. Rough, but worth it.
sexualhomeboy » neu2 years ago
Yeah, I hear the Viet Cong frikkin HATE penis jokes.
monkeyock » neu2 years ago
Roast Beef is the ultimate hard luck story that (eventually) turned out (sort of) OK. He is my favorite character.
dan » pro2 years ago
One of my favorites.
jared » pro2 years ago
Just what is that design on the bottom of ray's skateboard? An arm coming out of a target? If so does that have any meaning?
primal_in_the_mane » pro2 years ago
I think it's Onstad's subconscious homage to old school skateboards , right there with Ray's tortoise shell Vuarnets.
red_rooster » neu2 years ago
i had this same board in the early 90's. i think it was a jeff grosso SCS board, but my memory is hell of decrepit. i love that onstad remembers it, noseguard and all.
djwhiterabbit » pro2 years ago
it's actually a rob roskopp; check my remark below. (^ ^,)
djwhiterabbit » pro2 years ago
ray's board is an old-skool Rob Roskopp version I (far left), produced by Santa Cruz in the early 80's (which Rob is now the owner of).
i had a Rob Roskopp version III myself, complete with all the guards and rails that ray's has. a friend of mine cold broke the sucker in half after a particularly adventurous ollie in 1987.
memories of skating, indeed.
fineoakstructure » pro2 years ago
Good call. I think my friend had this board, and it would've been in 87/88, yes. And my favorite accessory inclusion is the very short lived phenomenon tail rails...I didn't even notice them until now. OH MY GOD and the truck protector. And the two different wheel colors. This is so 88 it makes me cry.
evolume » neu2 years ago
"truck protector" was called a "Birdy" where i'm from.
fineoakstructure » neu2 years ago
Yes, thank you. Unfortunately, unlike Beef, all my old Thrashers and Transworld's were dumped over a decade ago. It took me a few minutes to remember if they were even called "tail rails." I'm still not sure that's right.
juanclaudius » neu1 years ago
This series of comments has actually convinced me that I need to get a subscription to Thrasher for my college dorm next year. The gear has changed, but that magazine is why I lived past age 12. I NEED TO FIND OUT ABOUT NEW HARDCORE BANDS. I NEED TO KNOW THE NEW ANTI-HERO AMS. I NEED TO READ ABOUT ED TEMPLETON'S LATEST CONCUSSION.
i'm sure there's some of you out there who can relate.
fineoakstructure » neu1 years ago
Ed Templeton is still around?
joeyramoney » neu2 years ago
and roast beef is surely utilizing one of those little platforms with casters of them that people use to work on cars.
relaxing » neu1 years ago
jesus christ it is amazing that you know that and that is was useful here and i'm serious that is a wonderful thing.
daily » pro2 years ago
That's a first-graphic Rob Roskopp board on Santa Cruz from the early 80's. Sweet. http://www.skateandannoy.com/features/ebay/2006/ebay044/
theoneyouwant » pro2 years ago
one of the funniest inadvertant one eyed snake sitings ever.
sredni » con2 years ago
I disagree, the catcock is such a brilliant feature of this strip. I don't know why, but seeing that wang cracks me up every time.
zapatos » neu1 years ago
You can't really disagree with that, no matter what you say he will not like the catcock strips.
However I like them also Sredni, I am just at work.
canusdivinus » neu1 years ago
Woulda been better if it was Rock Hard?
jimbob » neu9 months ago
Sorry, had to lame.
Cos you disgust me something horrible.
breadcrab » neu2 years ago
Didn't want to give the furries too much primo j/o material at work, obviously.
snakpacattack » neu2 years ago
When did Ray convert from every day clothes to the standard thong?
drskradley » neu2 years ago
When he could.
canusdivinus » pro1 years ago
Board out with your cord out!
juanclaudius » neu1 years ago
gives a whole new meaning to "grip it n rip it."
saint » neu2 years ago
and that is why short shorts and skateboarding became banned in public places.
senseihollywood » neu2 years ago
poor roast beef just cannot catch a break
epicurus » pro2 years ago
If I skateboarded as a child this would exactly happen to me.
kreftron » pro2 years ago
I wonder why this isn't rated higher, being one of the only comics that actually makes me laugh out loud each time after dozens of readings.
never_die » neu2 years ago
beef's board is a 2x4 with a smaller piece of wood nailed to it. hell of decrepit.
evolume » neu2 years ago
it looks like the board that M.J. Fox makes from the 50's kid's skooter in Back to the Future.
deancain29 » neu2 years ago
anyone that votes a strip less than 4, is in my eyes the equivilent of a murderer.
darthemed » neu2 years ago
Like Nice Pete? In that they weed out the less fit of the species?
happycat » pro2 years ago
I think I had that same conversation about OUI when I was a kid. Those were good.
excusemesenator » neu2 years ago
The original alt text for this was "Like it or not, you like it." but then Onstad changed it to merely "." for some reason.
stuart » neu2 years ago
It's now the title.
landstander » pro2 years ago
Poor Beef with his dick all hanging out.
drycup » con2 years ago
man i don't wanna look at even my own muchless a cartoon cat's
dueledge » neu2 years ago
on first reading this post I thought you said "man I don't wanna look at my own munchables", which was funny all by itself.
stormagnet » pro2 years ago
That is a brilliant new euphemism.
jlynes » neu2 years ago
You're afraid of your own wing-dang-doodle? That's rough, man. What happened to you as a kid?
Show us on the doll where he touched you!
heyman » neu2 years ago
No one should be a cock to their own dick. Ever!
helloftubby » neu2 years ago
hey beef, your peppers fell out! HOW COME?
epicurus » neu2 years ago
This is one of the ones where the alt text being just a punctuation symbol (in this case, a single period) really works well. I mean, it really is case closed once his dong rattles out of his shorts.
And then once your dong rattles out, you can't fix it or you risk losing your balance and taking a header (pun intended) down the stairs and end up unconscious with your hand on your wang in a public place.
agentstinky » pro2 years ago
One of my all-time favorites. So hilarious and yet so sad and awkward and characteristically perfect for Roast Beef.
deancain29 » pro2 years ago
this is all types of awesome
falseprophet » neu2 years ago
That's the same sound mine makes. Beef truly is a man of the working class.
wittyname » neu2 years ago
No one else noticed that Beefs' skateboard is nailed together?
takepills » pro2 years ago
wow
i somehow didn't laugh the first time i saw this
exactly the opposite the second time around
vreeeee » neu2 years ago
And poor Carl's now neutered. Life is never neat; life is always bad.
songbirdspectre » neu2 years ago
Why does this make me feel so uncomfortable? Methinks it is the wiggles.
paco » neu2 years ago
This happened to me, but during stretching in soccer while wearing short shorts.
bjorntd » neu2 years ago
Man. Things ain't never the same after you've seen a dude's junk.
drago25 » pro2 years ago
Why oh why didn't you be wearing your briefs, Beef? that's not cool
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...some kind of purgatory?
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But wiktionary totally considers it a neologism.
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(Southern Ontario, aww yeah)
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For the greater good
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Shame you need to cover the dance-floor with talcum powder to perform it...
BTW - the Sydney/Melbourne rivalry is a lot like the Australia/New Zealand rivalry.
Melbournites often HATE Sydney.
Sydneysiders often forget Melbourne is there.
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I'm not joking, you ever watch Japanese porn?
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God that sentence looks awkward and yet it is grammatically correct.
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it says so on the box.
http://david.reuteler.org/personal.html
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No, wait...
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Sadly he didn't get it. Went on to be a rough meeting. Rough, but worth it.
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i had a Rob Roskopp version III myself, complete with all the guards and rails that ray's has. a friend of mine cold broke the sucker in half after a particularly adventurous ollie in 1987.
memories of skating, indeed.
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i'm sure there's some of you out there who can relate.
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However I like them also Sredni, I am just at work.
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Cos you disgust me something horrible.
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Show us on the doll where he touched you!
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And then once your dong rattles out, you can't fix it or you risk losing your balance and taking a header (pun intended) down the stairs and end up unconscious with your hand on your wang in a public place.
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i somehow didn't laugh the first time i saw this
exactly the opposite the second time around
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Wouldn't it be peeking out in the other direction?
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and the Santa Cruz 'Rob Roskop' model skateboard with copius amounts of plastic screwed on. insane. i had that board. LOL.
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that is dog shit
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