Sounds like something Phillipe would come up with.
dorothypoopbot » neu1 years ago
what with the Queen Bees and his costume that he was wearing when Nice Pete took him to the ice cream shop
tripleg » neu1 years ago
the tickle harvest typically occurs after the kuddlenacht
tekende » pro1 years ago
I just now realized what the tickle harvest probably is. If I'm reading this right, they tickle the "queen bee" until he/she either vomits or shits all of the meth brewing in his/her belly. Is this...does that seem correct? Because if so...
Wow.
plummet » pro1 years ago
don't think about it too hard man it only gets worse as you go along
norsef » neu1 years ago
I think it's like 2 girls one cup but with no cup and 50 spasmabotic wrong cocks.
shutup_shutup » neu1 years ago
This conversation is so horrible it belongs on a beer bottle.
carlyle » neu10 months ago
Prison Culture: Something not to be delved into with much gusto
cracklewater » neu1 years ago
The concoction has to be puked up, as far as I can tell from the text.
djwhiterabbit » neu2 years ago
i like how téodor immediately vanishes upon hearing that nice pete is pissed off.
patkun » neu2 years ago
"What's the matter with nice Pete?"
I love how everyone is used to having a crazed murderer hanging round their houses. He's just one of the guys.
farqussus » neu2 years ago
Who's going to ask him to leave?
Except Blister, but no-one wants Blister mouthing off about how no-one wants Nice Pete around. All murdering people and whatnot.
zedpower » neu2 years ago
I gotta scream about all the armies of Judas one of these days. That would stone cold creep out some people.
deancain29 » neu2 years ago
do it, man, do it.
direhaggis » neu2 years ago
Heaven has a fine set of encyclopedias.
_cheesekayke » pro2 years ago
I just noticed something. Is Blister meant to look like he's been crucified?
honesttom » neu2 years ago
His total lack of facial features reminds me of the Jack Chick depiction of God.
relaxing » neu2 years ago
Nah man, all angels look like that. It is a basic fact of Heaven.
dasilodavi » neu2 years ago
This sounds like a Wikipedia entry. Didn't this strip pre-date wikipedia?
joeyramoney » neu2 years ago
no.
i_love_kate » neu2 years ago
I want this to be true. With the burning desire of a thousand million stars. I want this to be factually-based
diggidy » pro1 years ago
I was the same way when I first heard the words "Great Outdoor Fight". Why, world, do you not bow to the whims of Onstad?
hassanoleary » pro2 years ago
I'll be damned if Blister's description of "Fool's meth" isn't reminiscent of Naked Lunch.
missionofburma » neu1 years ago
Can't believe I was the first to chubby this.
Achewood may be less literary than you thought. Tonight at Eleven.
cpnglxynchos » neu1 years ago
this just in, some take a while to get through the archives.
fmercury » neu2 years ago
Does Teodor's sweater look like half of an IU shirt to anyone else?
woodenteeth » neu2 years ago
The last two panels of this strip is what draws me back constantly to Achewood. Beautifully contrived stories that skip between absurdity and reality with hilarious precision.
heccibiggs » pro2 years ago
This strip is hilarious, and educational.
I think Blister is one of my favourite characters now.
possums » neu2 years ago
I think Blister is one of the most underrated characters in Achewood.
afterward » neu1 years ago
Absolutely. It's a shame he doesn't show up any more.
Blister's permanently outstretched arms go a long way towards legitimizing his claim. He's not hatin on Nice Pete, he's laying a fact on Todd and Theodor;
GUY'S A DOUCHE
m3funkyb » neu1 years ago
a tickle harvest sounds like a relatively humane way to go
lowtrees » neu1 years ago
Blister may just be enjoying the freedom of expression that comes with being dead. Others have to show a little more tact around the psychotic murderer.
sp1derbaby » neu1 years ago
Only when "relatively" encompasses such inventive means such as the iron maiden or the "hang them upside down and use a giant saw" method.
dj_douche » neu1 years ago
That is some serious creative chops right there
zem » neu8 months ago
aglets are what the plastic ends of shoelaces are called by the way
greenkoolayd » neu5 months ago
kids arent supposed to be reading this. the admonition to them is unnecessary.
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I love how everyone is used to having a crazed murderer hanging round their houses. He's just one of the guys.
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Except Blister, but no-one wants Blister mouthing off about how no-one wants Nice Pete around. All murdering people and whatnot.
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Achewood may be less literary than you thought. Tonight at Eleven.
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I think Blister is one of my favourite characters now.
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Roast Beef: Finally finished my taxes
Philippe: There is no talking to Lyle.
Molly: Workin' For The (Robotic) Man
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GUY'S A DOUCHE
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