Neutering/castrating.

It changes a man.

That comment is a really big contrast to your avatar.

"Electrocuted" means to DIE from eletricty. You were shocked, that's it.

Is this true.

Is it true that a strong electrical current will give you an erection.

Absolutely. But there's no arousal. Don't go asking me specific questions about the human nervous system, but after my bad shock, I was dazed, disoriented, experiencing gaps in motor use, and had a bigger boner than I've ever had before or since, presumably triggered by something south of the conscious or subconscious mind. Hell of boundary-challenging.

Man, maybe a certain part of your brain just got a pretty big dose. Might not be a reliable thing.

(He said, hoping to stop Pogo before he got any ideas on how to save money on Viagra.)

"Electrocution" is my favourite 20th Century marketing-word portmanteau.

It's a snazzy combination of "electric" and "execution", first coined to describe the purpose of the electric chair.

Why settle for stuffy old executions when you have the wonder of ELECTRO-cution to kill people?

Pyrocution?

HA! aw, fantastic.

I got zapped by an electric fence by mistake once. I was insulated by my sneakers, but someone came up a poked my in the back with a stick before I realised what I was touching.

Did you really have to add "by mistake" to that sentence?

It electrocuted his DICK.

"Smells like someone sauteed a raccoon"
When a pithy and accurate simile is required, just call Roast Beef.

i LOVE Beef's face in that panel.

So what does sauteed raccoon smell like, and how does Beef know? (!).

Times were tough growing up.

How would he carry an amulet in his pocket? He doesn't wear pants!

shirt pocket? marsupial?

Same way he was able to unzip.

my vote of 4 beefs is soley for "sauteed raccoon"

Roast Beef seems to be looking at the camera in panel 3, which I liked.

Noam Chomsky = an American linguist, theorist, and political activist.
Noel Shempsky = A Star-Trek nerd who works at the radio station in the hit comedy series 'Frasier'.

I actually commonly confuse Noam Chomsky with Klaus Nomi of novelty music and your avatar fame. And I'm a Linguistics major. I've had a lot of embarrassing conversations with my professors.

i do miss that show.

yay, Fraiser.

Wouldn't a Chomsky video have only three minutes of him and then three of Zinn, or might Dr Chomsky be ACTUALY talking about lingustics for a change?

Pure love for Beef's "what is that smell" face.

Post-It exposition sucks.

That work better?

I wouldn't go off on a rant like this but I agree and it is also why I don't think the great outdoor fight is as fantastic as people say it is (it is good but those "AND SO ..."s take away from it)

All rodents are featureless.

lagomorphs, too!

Allright, you finally made me look up that word. I was kind of dissapointed, I thought it was gonna be like some mixture of mongoloid and maladroit and that sort of thing.

Dude, wtf. Just because a chick was dumb enough to get knocked up doesn't give her the right to go traipsing all over the road whenever she pleases. I fully agree with the old Pat regarding this matter.

Pat has a real problem with personality-altering spells and curses, doesn't he?

A...different nice than "Nice" Pete.

I just saw your new avatar for the first time here and it caused me to go "WHAAAAAT" in a completely out-loud manner.

What's funny is that I'll change my avatar eventually and the future generations of achewoodians will have no idea what we're talking about.

Okay but for now WHAAAAT

Also what's the animated thing at the bottom all about?

It is the corruption of dkskradley's GIF.

The avatar symbolizes the 4 best posters on assetbar.

You are...The Syndicate.

I...wow. Thanks.

My god, is this what achieving something feels like

Your posts have received so many chubbies that you are now all one collective being.

Please feel free to remove your clothing.

Mr. Bunny completely hates clover.

it was a real turning point in my life when I could read about a cat's dick being electrocuted, activating a magic talisman that he keeps on his person, in a pocket that doesn't exist, which subsequently turned him into an upstanding citizen and have no qualms whatsoever.

Nice Pat totally reminds me of Steve Dallas, post-Gephardtization (or was it Dolezation)
Excepting of course Pat kept his iconic glasses on.

The amulet Pat was carrying may have actually been a bolo tie ring he got in Taos, according to Ray. (Scroll to the last letter to read the details)

I used to do right-of-way for power lines and I got a nice four-pulse once. Knocked me the fuck out, which sucks since I had a running chainsaw and was 30 feet up in a tree. Woke up with boner the size of a main mast and a new perspective on life.

Oh yeah, I still had all my limbs when I came to as well. That part of the story is important. To me anyway.

that is good to know.

I desperately want to feed clover to a happy bunny now.

once upon a time my father got his brother to pee on an electrical fence.

this brother is still alive but has MS like my dad who is in heaven now.